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Intelligence

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[[Cyraxx|Cyraxx's]] '''intelligence''', or the lack thereof, is the most notable part of his character, as he is exceptionally retarded. His IQ is most likely below 70, as he has the mental capacity of a child. He's done an IQ test before and claimed he got a 2.2<ref>https://youtu.be/sWhrtrfNGoU</ref>, even though he is not even able to add 2 + 2.{{CitationNeeded}}

Obviously because of this, Cyraxx performed poorly in school partly due to his mental disabilities and partly due to his lack of cognitive function. Cyraxx had to repeat high school for at most 5 years until he was expelled at the age of 23 - keeping in mind you need a D average (or a 1.0 GPA) to graduate from high school, that means that over the course of at least 5 years he was not able to get a 1.0 GPA once.

His lack of cognitive function also affects other things in a similar way, such as the beginning of his "[[Music|music career]]" where he was easily tricked into being signed onto fake record labels by [[MusicBizMarty]], as if you become Cyraxx's "friend" by giving him a modicum of positive attention for even a day, he'll most likely believe anything you tell him regardless of how implausible or far-fetched it is.

While it is obvious that Cyraxx's general intellect is far below average, much of his percieved stupidity can also be attributed to his extreme narcisscism. Cyraxx is so obsessed with being right all the time that his ego can completely override reality, even against the most immutable facts. For instance, Cyraxx still remains adamant to this day that women can become pregnant from swallowing semen. While he may have stopped believing in this blatant misconception when it was pointed out to him, he cannot bring himself to admit that he was wrong and will still pretend that he was at least partially right, such as by saying that "weirder things have happened". While it may protect his personal pride, to everybody else, he just seems like an even bigger idiot than he already was.

== Gullibility ==
Gullibility is arguably one of the most defining traits of a Lolcow, as it provides an easy angle of attack for trolls, and Cyraxx is certainly gullible.

Having little to no experience outside the walls of his [[339 Lloyd Street|home]] and having been shelter and coddled by Sally, Cyraxx did not learn any valuable life experience that would help him determine if he was being tricked when interacting with other people. His immense greed also contributes to his gullibility, as Cyraxx does not question anyone who approaches him if they promise him something that he wants, whether it be getting [[Finances|money]] or getting rid of [[trolls]] because he only considers his own personal gain in the situation.

Nothing exemplifies this better than the fact that he was tricked ''four'' times into bricking his devices one way or another, with three of these occuring in less than a four months span. To do so, trolls would send Cyraxx killsticks claiming that they were USB drives containing mods or free games or, in once instance, a "high end racing" controller rigged with a killstick device. In each case, Cyraxx refused to learn any lesson and gladly overlooked the glaring red flags because he thought he could get his hands on some free games and cool mods for his consoles.

Additionally, Cyraxx having no groundings in the real world, he is too uninterested and apathetic to challenge his own thoughts or learn how anything works. This comes to bite him in the backside especially when he attempts to lie or make threats, lacking the sufficient knowledge to make his stories plausible.

== Examples ==
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=== Math and Logic ===
Cyraxx is unable to do basic math.

* Thinks half of 33 is 20<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViFarvv1g2I</ref>
* Thinks 20-25k a year equals to $7,118,449,000 without taxes<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egi0FheEPH4</ref>
* Does not recognize what a division symbol is{{dead link}}
* Thinks if he sells 38 CDs for $10 each and 15 digital art pieces for $20 each = $8,300?

=== Critical Thinking ===
* Thinks bread soaks up the feeling of heat from spiciness<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHFNiUpX5rk</ref>
* Believes a woman can become pregnant from swallowing semen<ref>https://youtu.be/fysSPk4u63c?t=1560</ref>
* Attempted to create a 10TB virtual hard drive on his nearly-full 500GB physical drive with the belief it would allow him to create unlimited storage space out of nothing. Additionally, when he showed off this "trick" on YouTube, an error messaged popped up, alerting him in bright red letters that there was obviously not enough space on his physical drive to create the virtual one, yet acted as if this actually worked either to protect his pride or out of complete obliviousness.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5gilz9-cyraxx-on-yt.-how-to-create-a-digital-terabyte-hard-drive-on-windows-11.-92.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>
* Seems to believe that his homemade "drums", a small set of stringed-together coffee tins on which he bangs with chopsticks, is proof of his great "genius".
* Thinks that 'Ban Evasion' doesn't exist.<ref>https://youtu.be/i5OVgG2ZaQk&t=3799</ref>
* Believes that Marty is scamming car dealerships by buying a vehicle, purposefully crashing it, then asking for a free replacement from a dealership in another city or state<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-3-27-Cyrax-dead-proof-Cyrax-girlfriend-is-an-old-school-Chris-Chan-troll--dance-king-deposed:8?t=6934</ref>.
* Cyraxx claims that the Millenials generation is between 2000 and 2012, and that Generation X is between 1990 and 2000<ref>https://rumble.com/v3nzggj-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-for-all-who-think-gen-x-aint-from-the-90s....-10082023.-.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>, calling everybody who believes otherwise stupid. His reasoning is that because 2000 was the turn of the millennium, then anyone born during the 90s is a millennial by semantics, backing his claim using Backstreet Boys' ''Millennium'' album as a "proof" somehow.
* After the [[Kansas Incident|Kansas incident]], Sally was advised by Cyraxx's psychiatrist to use Positive Behavior Support (or PBS for short) on him. Upon catching wind of this, Cyraxx somehow thought the channel PBS was coming to film a documentary on him.
* During a call with CVG, Cyraxx demanded that he "control" his goons, thinking CVG is some evil villain controlling his minions or something. After CVG had repeated that he cannot control what his associates tell him, Cyraxx continued to insist that he can.
* Believes Marty associating with [[Tony The Black Dragon]] makes the former a "pedophile by association"

=== Law ===
One of Cyraxx's most amusing habits are his frequent legal threats. However, he is also quick to prove that he doesn't know anything about how the legal system or government works.

* When confronted about the multiple times he's sexted minors and when labeled as a pedophile, Cyraxx almost always responds with, "If I'm a f--king pedophile, why isn't it on my record? b--ch?!" This is nonsense as not all pedophiles are in jail and not every criminal is in jail. Cyraxx doesn't know that his own logic can be flipped against him, as he continuously calls Marty a pedo, blackmailer, scammer, and murderer with next to no evidence, not understanding that by his reasoning, Marty isn't any of these things because none of them are on his public record.
* After Cyraxx had returned after being jailed for assaulting [[Arrest Saga|Aware Of Myself]], he consistently argued that he was invoking his "castle law" and "stand your ground" rights and that he was falsely jailed. But after the fight with Marty, Cyraxx not only stated that he was going to press charges, but that Marty had no right to beat him up, despite the fact that Cyraxx charged at him on his property. So it was completely justified and within the bounds of the law when Cyraxx did the assaulting, but absolutely unjust and unfair when Marty does.
** In addition, Cyraxx attempted to claim that the sidewalk in front of his house is within property line to back his fallacious call to self-defense<ref>https://rumble.com/v52ps90-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.-another-very-clear-message-to-the-apd.6202024.does.html?start=222</ref>.
* Cyraxx had stated that CIA-hole legally cannot sue him as he has no money, when that's far from the truth, as a lack of money doesn't absolve you of legal consequences. The only time money becomes a problem in a civil lawsuit is when someone has no money to pay you for when they lose a case.
* Cyraxx, after throwing out numerous "examples" of crimes he can send Marty to jail for, and after minutes of thinking, says that he forgot he could send Marty to jail for 'assisted death'.{{dead link}}
* When pressed on his habit of [[Double Whammy|flashing his penis]] on Marty's panel, Cyraxx claims that he can plead ignorance of the law to get himself out of trouble.<ref>https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=187</ref>
* Claims that Marty is guilty of impersonating "[[wikipedia:Martin_Bandier|Martin Bandier]]" by having him as his profile picture/avatar.{{dead link}}

==== US Constitution ====
Cyraxx believes that the US constitution's amendments are on the same level as criminal and civil laws, and that citizens must observe them as such. This erroneous belief allows him to believe that he can have trolls arrested for violating his rights as a US citizen by acting against constitutional amendments.
* During the [[Gun Incident]], Cyraxx defies Marty and YouTube to take action against his violent death threats by quoting the 2nd amendment<ref>https://youtu.be/J8AZNkPyP5o?t=542</ref>. Not only does YouTube have the right to remove whatever they want on their own platform, but the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for US citizens to bear arms, and not threaten each other with said arms.
* Cyraxx claims the trolls are acting against the "4th amendment" — claiming that the violation was stopping him from his rights to make a living, when the 4th Amendment actually pertains to unlawful search and seizure.<ref>https://youtu.be/Fa0auW5M87Q?si=KZTuEL5lI1ikOFMi&t=4594</ref>
** When called out, Cyraxx changed stance and said that it was actually part of the 14th amendment instead, an amendment pertaining to the protection of citizenship rights. Furthermore, he cited the famous "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" passage from the Declaration of Independence as constitutional amendments, cementing is abyssal lack of knowledge about the government and fundamental laws of his own country.
* When Marty threatened to release the plethora of calls [[Tangerine Cat]] had with [[Sally]], Cyraxx said that it was a violation of the 24th amendment, an amendment that pertains to eliminating poll tax.{{dead link}}

=== The brickening ===
See [[Device Bricking]]

Between January 2023 and June 2025, Cyraxx was tricked into bricking, or otherwise rendering several of his devices completely non-functionnal.

* On January 29th 2023, Cyraxx was sent a USB Kill-switch under the false pretense that it contained the content necessary to jailbreak his Xbox. He inserted the USB almost instantly into his Xbox with little to no reluctance. It would later be revealed that he was sent this Kill-switch by [[MF GOON]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. After a failed attempt at forming an alliance with Marty to get his hands on a new Xbox, [[Sally]] eventually purchased Cyraxx a new system by scamming a stranger online.
* On March 4th 2025, Cyraxx was tricked into bricking his second Xbox by plugging in a controller sent by a buddy-troll, which was rigged with a killstick device.
* On March 21st 2025, Cyraxx bricked the motherboard of his PC when he was instructed by a troll to repeatedly attempt to update the firmware and restart his PC simulatenously to "cleanse" it from malware, resulting in the BIOS becoming irrepearably corrupted.
* On June 23rd 2025, Cyraxx bricked his Wii console by plugging in a killstick USB drive thinking it was containing mods. To prove to the internet that trolls were "destroying his property", he also plugged the killstick on camera in an old, barely functional Xbox360 console sent by a buddy-troll earlier that month.

=== Necklace ===
See [[Cyraxx Totem]]

Sometime around March 2023, a troll sent Cyraxx a necklace featuring a 3D-printed totem of himself spray-painted gold incrusted with fake jewelry.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltc6CgUqjIE</ref> Despite being an obvious mockery of his image, Cyraxx started frequently flashing the necklace on camera for a while after by claiming that it was made of "18-carat gold", seemingly unable to differentiate between plastic and a precious metal.

=== Yung Foxx ===
See [[Yung Foxx]]

After Cyraxx decided to do a rap battle against Yung Foxx after making two diss tracks on him, he lost miserably. Afterwards, Cyraxx would start getting exceptionally angry and upset over something as trivial as losing a rap battle. In an effort to rectify this, he decided to create a fictional character named "Shadow King," which was just him using a voice changer and wearing a costume. He was immediately called out by Yung Foxx to no one's surprise but most likely Cyraxx's due to his room temperature IQ. This ordeal prompted him to leave the internet for a little while.

=== Deflecting Responsibility ===
Cyraxx once shouted at Marty that he's gonna go after his girlfriend for "not doing anything to stop [him]", and recently directed a similar message towards his mother, while adding that if she doesn't do anything about him, she'll be held responsible as an accessory to his "crimes".<ref>https://youtu.be/zA_H0wGCKS4?si=hcpCdOGOFceElioT&t=2436</ref>

=== "That was 30 years ago!" ===
On a Masshole Reports live stream, Tangerine Cat would angrily inform Cyraxx of the fact that his biological father has a Pinterest account filled with pictures of underage crossdressing boys, and Cyraxx's first response was to say, "It was 30 years ago!" an excuse he regularly throws out whenever someone tells him of the reason his aforementioned father went to jail... except Tangerine cat wasn't referring to that. He also proceeded to ironically call her a 'retard' when he was the one missing the point because he never listens.<ref>https://youtu.be/FZjv8F9XrC8?si=EMy2ceBd-ul2KMF6&t=25274</ref>

=== Goodbye Horses ===
During one of the many instances in which Raxx was tricked into talking to a [[Pedophilia|fake minor]], the decoy asked Cyraxx to make a [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/271SNjEfDk8 video of himself dancing] to the song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zILmrAJgzSc "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus]. The song in question is most famous for appearing in an infamous scene from the 1991 Psychological Horror movie: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_(film) The Silence of The Lambs] in which the films antagonist: a serial killer named Buffalo Bill is dancing around his basement naked while pretending to be a woman while the song plays. Of course Cyraxx never thought that filming himself dancing to a song often associated with a disturbed character wouldn't make him look even more like a depraved creep.

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Similarly to other Lolcows and autistic people, [[Cyraxx]] has an extremely distinct manner of speech and [[Glossary|lexicon]], which only makes sense to him and the [[trolls]] who make fun of him. Chance will often repeat phrases and terms due to him not being able to come up with anything else, and will refuse to chance them [[Delusions and Ego|out of pride]].

There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand.

=== Speech Impediment ===
Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to prounouce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the difformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronounciation of "bitch" and "bully", two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronouces as "vitch" and "vully" respectively<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMArdSFreHs</ref>.

When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone.

=== Vocabulary ===
Cyraxx's vocabulary is noticeably limited, repeating the same phrases and words constantly. Many compared him to a broken record or a pullstring doll repeating pre-recorded sentences. A strong vocabulary is usually formed through both reading regularly and a diverse conversational company, both things which Cyraxx lacks altogether. Cyraxx is also particularly foul-mouthed, his language being riddled with swear words such as "fuck, fucking, motherfucking, etc." regardless of the context or tone. This obnoxious tendency to swear every other sentence may originate from his general immaturity, believing that using so many swears in a casual context will sound "cool".

In addition, when in a confrontational setting, Cyraxx will usually cycle through a set of insults and threats throughout the whole ordeal, namely racial slurs, death threats, playground insults and other viles words. Occasionally, Cyraxx will use insults which many note seem to be much more fitting against him, such as calling Marty a "cueball mongoloid". This may hint that Cyraxx cannot brew up insults himself, and consequently repeats things that were said specifically about him in hopes it will also stick to his adversary.

== Da List ==

=== "What's Goody" ===
Chance often used to say this as a way to say "what's up" to others.

=== “Hey X” ===
Whenever Cyraxx feels he is being insulted/criticized or the person he is speaking to doesnt let him mouth off, he will attempt to interject like a petulant child by repeatedly saying "Hey [x], Hey [x], Hey [x]". Once Cyraxx has the other person's attention, he will usually follow up with a [[Bigotry|racial or homophobic slur]] (antisemitic if he’s talking to [[Marty]]) or with another Chance-ism on this list. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey [[Tyler New York|Tyler]]” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF-DIBkLmrU&t=46s</ref>

=== “Why don’t you shut up and X” ===
This is often used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo. He'll often be telling the person he's berating to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they [[Delusions and Ego|aren’t a gangsta like he is]].

=== “YOU NEED TO QUIT” ===
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as during the [[Stylus Incident]], where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.

=== “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” ===
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the [[Bloody Mouth Freakout]].

=== “Suck my dick [REDACTED] boy!” ===
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a [[Double Whammy|double whammy]] on Marty or other trolls.

=== “[REDACTED] boy” ===
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, [[William Gloryhole]], or other trolls.

=== "Hook Nose!" ===
Hook Nose is an [[Bigotry|Anti-Semitic]] name Cyraxx uses on Marty, The phrase refers to the racist stereotype that Jewish people have long hooked noses

=== “YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER!” ===
This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]].

=== “5/6/7/X YEARS!” ===
Chance hollers this out whenever he’s complaining about trolls or anyone who criticizes him. Whether it be someone exposing him for [[Paraphilia|sending pictures of his privates to a sting]] or being called out for [[Romance|cheating on his fake sweetheart]], he blames the trolls for stealing his nonexistent career and life away.

=== “Ackshually…” ===
When Chance is confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc., he always uses this phrase before making something up or saying something [[Intelligence|incredibly stupid]] to rebuke against the trolls. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart or [[Delusions and Ego|egotistically]] thinks he has the "upper hand" against the trolls.

=== “Honestly/Lets Be Honest” ===
Whenever Chance wants to deflect an issue or embark on a tangent of projection against his adversary, he will often start with this phrase as a provocation towards whoever he is speaking. Any time Cyraxx says this you can guarentee he's lying through his [[Health and Appearance|rotting teeth]]

=== “Duwha?” ===
Is one of Chance's defining Chance-isms. This is what he says instead of “what,” and is one of the best examples of his speech impediment.

=== “Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,” ===
Is what Chance says when attempting to justify something awful he did after being called out on it. He usually he says this in more nonconfrontational environments when he's not raging, such as when someone asks him a very reasonable question during an interview that he is unable to answer without making himself look bad.

=== "Ur turn cutie" ===
A sentence that will haunt Cyraxx for the rest of his life. When he was communicating with who he believed to be a [[Pedophilia|14 year old]], Cyraxx sent a nude of himself and said the following quote in an attempt to entice the minor into sending a nude back. When people use this quote its often referring to Cyraxxs sexual depravities towards kids

=== “IT DOESN’T MATTER-” / “Whatever..” ===
Is what Chance says after he is confronted with indisputable evidence that either makes him look bad or debunks his lies.

For example, during a stream with Marty after the Stylus Incident, Cyraxx attempted to explain why he “tried to kill himself” with a stylus. Marty immediately interjected, saying that Cyraxx was pretending to be suicidal to get the trolls off him and that there was no way he could've actually killed himself with the pen, which had a round edge. This was met with him shrieking “IT DOESN’T MATTER!”

Another example is how during a stream after the fight, Marty reminded Cyraxx of when Chance was forced to call Marty the [[King of Akron]] during the fight, to which Cyraxx responded with a nonchalant “Whatever dude…”

=== “Trust me when I say this…” ===
Is what Cyraxx says before he lies, trying to use the non-existent trust that people have of him.

=== Big Bubba ===
When Cyraxx threatens someone that they will be arrested and jailed for their percieved crimes, he occasionally follows up by claiming that they will be "Big Bubba's bitch", playing on the common trope of a large, black man sexually assaulting his cellmates.

=== "PUTO PENDEJO" ===
During his barrages of insults, Cyraxx occasionally yells piecemeal spanish insults, notably "Puto pendejo", which translates to "Stupid bitch".

=== "CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO!" ===
Spanish for "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BITCH! SUCK MY BALLS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" is a phrase occasionally said by Cyraxx to try and get trolls to shut up during one of his Raxxouts. Unsurprisingly this is more than likely the only bit of Spanish Cyraxx seems to actually know.

=== Lover of ignorance ===
When trying fend off the racism implications from his copious use of the [[Bigotry|n-word]], Cyraxx made up the stupid excuse that he was, in fact, using the n-word in its "medieval" context which supposedly meant "ignorance"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLioh7gqFKg</ref>. Therefore, when he calls Marty a "nigger-lover", he is actually saying that he is a "lover of ignorance". This phrase quickly became a troll-favorite, and is often quoted to mock Cyraxx's underlying bigotry and his idiotic claim about the medieval origins of the n-word.

=== "Aw shit y'all guys its stormin out gotta go!" ===
During a stream Cyraxx would [[Poop Incident|accidentally shit his pants]] and immediately upon realizing that he had pinched a loaf he looks at the camera and claims that he was ending the stream early due to a "storm" outside. This moment became popular amongst raxxologists due to the incident itself combined with the absolutely [[Intelligence|stupid]] [[Lying|lie]] made up by Cyraxx for why he was ending the stream

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