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Mall Incident

2026-06-07T04:17:12Z

StupidStu: /* The Incident */

The '''Mall Incident''' is an event that occurred on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by himself in a shopping mall, an experience which he compared to the likes of getting lost in the middle of the wilderness.

== The Incident ==
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx on the bus back home.]]
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being led on by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron to celebrate New Year's Eve with him. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to rendez-vous with Cassandra. Of course, she never showed up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx they just learned that Cassandra got kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic and run around raving and rambling about his "fiancée" being kidnapped. Upon furthermore realizing that he had no ride home (since he was expecting Cassandra to drive him back), he becomes completely hapless and stumbles about bothering every security guard and employee he could find for a phone charger, or outright ask them to give him a ride home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> Cyraxx also attempted to contact Sally and other distant relatives living in the area, but to no avail as his phone battery died shortly after. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, since Cyraxx snuck out of the house behind her back.

Cyraxx eventually left the mall into the snow. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. Cyraxx then says that he met a cop (which may have been called by the mall staff due to the scene Cyraxx was causing) who gave him bus fare to return home.

While on the bus, a passenger recognized Cyraxx and quickly snapped a photo of him holding for his dear life to the poles before posting it on TikTok. According to them, Cyraxx smelled like urine and angered other passengers by pulling the string for every stop until he was near home. It is generally believed that the reason why the goblin kept pulling the cord was due to the fact that he doesn't actually [[Intelligence|know where he lives]] because he never leaves [[339 Lloyd Street|Lloyd Street]].

=== Aftermath ===
The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly exaggerated and dramatic retelling of the previous night's escapade.<ref>https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> He turns what would be a minor inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of life and death... literally. He persuaded himself that the trolls intended to leave him stranded so that he'd either freeze to death or to have him killed, threatening them with prison sentences for "attempted murder". He also makes up a bunch of nonsense to make his story seem less of a big fuss and more tragic, like being rewarded for his "courage" with a family heirloom by a couple on the bus that apparently decided to spend their New Year's Eve searching out for an aloof goblin at the mall after hearing of this terrible tragedy from concerned "fans".

The incident also caused Cyraxx to realize that Cassandra was a troll all along... for a few hours that is because [[Intelligence|she successfully fooled him ''again'' by saying she was threatened and blackmailed by the trolls]]. This caused him to warp his story even more as he makes up even more contrived details like running after a white van in the parking lot after hearing Cassandra yell from the back, only for it to tear into the night upon seeing the goblin approach.

Returning to reality, this escapade shows how poorly Cyraxx can handle himself in the outside world. Not only did he not prepare ''at all'', leaving the house with no money and without charging his phone, but he also left in a snowstorm with only a beanie and a thin jacket. Instead of thinking of a solution, he panics and runs around bothering everyone, asking them to take care of him instead of thinking for himself.

== Sources ==

Mall Incident

2026-06-06T17:52:22Z

StupidStu:

The '''Mall Incident''' is an event that occurred on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by himself in a shopping mall, an experience which he compared to the likes of getting lost in the middle of the wilderness.

== The Incident ==
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx on the bus back home.]]
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being led on by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron to celebrate New Year's Eve with him. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to rendez-vous with Cassandra. Of course, she never showed up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx they just learned that Cassandra got kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic and run around raving and rambling about his "fiancée" being kidnapped. Upon furthermore realizing that he had no ride home, he becomes completely hapless and stumbles about bothering every security guard and employee he could find for a phone charger, or outright ask them to give him a ride home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> Cyraxx also attempted to contact Sally and other distant relatives living in the area, but to no avail as his phone battery died shortly after. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, since Cyraxx snuck out of the house behind her back.

Cyraxx eventually left the mall into the snow. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. Cyraxx then says that he met a cop (which may have been called by the mall staff due to the scene Cyraxx was causing) who gave him bus fare to return home.

While on the bus, a passenger recognized Cyraxx and quickly snapped a photo of him holding for his dear life to the poles before posting it on TikTok. According to them, Cyraxx smelled like urine and angered other passengers by pulling the string for every stop until he was near home. It is generally believed that the reason why the goblin kept pulling the cord was due to the fact that he doesn't actually [[Intelligence|know where he lives]] because he never leaves [[339 Lloyd Street|Lloyd Street]].

=== Aftermath ===
The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly exaggerated and dramatic retelling of the previous night's escapade.<ref>https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> He turns what would be a minor inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of life and death... literally. He persuaded himself that the trolls intended to leave him stranded so that he'd either freeze to death or to have him killed, threatening them with prison sentences for "attempted murder". He also makes up a bunch of nonsense to make his story seem less of a big fuss and more tragic, like being rewarded for his "courage" with a family heirloom by a couple on the bus that apparently decided to spend their New Year's Eve searching out for an aloof goblin at the mall after hearing of this terrible tragedy from concerned "fans".

The incident also caused Cyraxx to realize that Cassandra was a troll all along... for a few hours that is because [[Intelligence|she successfully fooled him ''again'' by saying she was threatened and blackmailed by the trolls]]. This caused him to warp his story even more as he makes up even more contrived details like running after a white van in the parking lot after hearing Cassandra yell from the back, only for it to tear into the night upon seeing the goblin approach.

Returning to reality, this escapade shows how poorly Cyraxx can handle himself in the outside world. Not only did he not prepare ''at all'', leaving the house with no money and without charging his phone, but he also left in a snowstorm with only a beanie and a thin jacket. Instead of thinking of a solution, he panics and runs around bothering everyone, asking them to take care of him instead of thinking for himself.

== Sources ==

Jackie

2026-05-31T21:31:21Z

StupidStu:

{{WIP}}

Jackie is a catfish persona used to buddy-troll Cyraxx. She is a controversial figure for using her influence on Cyraxx to keep him out of the trolls' scrutiny, but moreso for doing it by hug-boxing him and sending him gifts.

== History ==
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, taking part in a struggle against multiple catfishes for the influence on Cyraxx, before he eventually settled on [[Cassandra]] for the remainder of December. Jackie attempted to pry him away from her, but without success<ref>https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

After Cyraxx broke up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned him over once again. According to [[William Gloryhole]], Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those presumed buddy-trolls used their influence on Cyraxx to discourage him from posting online or interacting with the trolls, keeping him in a hug-box ostensibly to have him as their personal entertainment or to counter his usual trolls.

Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back” or professing his love for Jackie. Cyraxx created a few new channels and accounts during that time, but almost none of them lasted more than a few hours. This is either due to trolls mass-reporting him or Cyraxx creating channels without Jackie's vetto and being forced to delete them. Of note in those videos, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending him gifts to keep him docile.

== Sources ==

Art

2026-05-30T22:36:59Z

StupidStu:

{{Citations}}
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[[Cyraxx]] has had a storied history involving '''art''', as like a lot of other Lolcows, Chance considers himself to be an artist, and a [[Ego|talented one at that]]. Naturally, he's terrible at drawing even though he both regularly and obviously [[Lying|steals and traces]] from other artists without credit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbDsHd_XJKI&pp=ygUKY3lyYXh4IGFydA%3D%3D
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== Cyraxx the "artist" ==
[[File:Proofarttheft.png|thumb|435x435px|Chance's art vs the art he traced it from (source unknown)]]
In all aspects, Cyraxx can hardly be considered an artist, as pretty much the entirety of his portfolio consists of stolen work or AI-generated images. The few pieces he's actually drawn himself are very crude and demonstrate a complete lack of technique. The only medium Cyraxx has ever actually shown is pencil and Crayola washable markers on standard printing paper, much like a certain [[Chris Chan|infamous webcomic writer of comparable fiber]]. Cyraxx also claims to paint, and although there are supplies like paint tubes and canvases laying around his room, he has so far never shown any painting of his.

Though his artwork is indistinguishable from the drawings of an 8-year old, Cyraxx deludedly believes that he is on the same level as professional artists, and frequently whines about not being noticed by prestigious studios despite so many people supposedly covering him with praise for his chicken scratches.

When he’s called out on his lack of effort and intellectual integrity, Cyraxx throws a hissy fit and yells that it does not matter how he makes his art if people enjoy it. His complete disregard for the value of the process just shows that he merely sees art as another tool to get clout, and has absolutely no passion for the craft.

=== Theft ===
In his earlier years, Cyraxx would steal unsurmountable amounts of art, usually [[anime]] art or cartoon/anthropomorphized renditions of spray cans or characters holding spray cans, for some reason. His methods consisted of either physically tracing the art on paper, which was more than obvious by the hesitant, stilted lines, and inconsistent artstyle, or downloading images online, making very minor alterations and then reposting them as his own.
Most of the artists he has stolen from have remained unidentified, but some are:

* [https://www.youtube.com/@FreaksShowcase Freaks Showcase]
* [[Niilit]]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@cholowiz13 cholowiz13]
* [[wikipedia:Takehiko_Inoue|Mangaka Takehiko Inoue]]
[[File:Poodsicast.png|thumb|196x196px|BEYO ND IHE CCOMMMENTS POODSICAT]]

=== Artificial intelligence ===
As generative artificial intelligence became more powerful and available to the wider public, Cyraxx naturally progressed towards having AI generate images for him instead of going through the paintstaking effort of tracing or looking up online for images to steal himself. Cyraxx considers AI art to be a completely valid and honest medium on the same level as other types of craft. Without going too deep in the debate surrounding generative AI, the image generation process involves scouring the internet for corresponding images to use and create an amalgamation; in a way, all Cyraxx does is streamline his wanton art theft.

Even something as simple as a fairly basic logo for a podcast is beyond his comfort zone as far as art goes. As usual with his extreme laziness, the text on his logo is distorted and janky as Cyraxx could not even bother to add text over the AI logo he generated, something that literally anyone with basic computer skills could use, especially an artist of the caliber he pretends to be.

== Merch ==
[[File:MerchStorePhoneCase.png|right|thumb|Cyraxx prices a phone case covered in AI-generated imagery at $80.]]
Cyraxx has multiple times attempted to profit from his stolen and AI-generated art in the form of merchandise like clothes, keychains and various doodads on websites like Redbubble or Zazzle. Naturally, his merch stores are quickly reported for selling stolen art and promptly taken down by the website. Cyraxx will throw a fit whenever his store gets taken down, as he thinks that he's being falsely reported by the trolls.

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Gayart.png|Art Chance drew for the LGBT community. You can tell it's his because it sucks
File:Pencil.png
File:WTH.png|Chance drew this art when he was in high school - possibly meant to depict WW2 as there is what appears to be a swastika in the upper right corner
</gallery>

File:MerchStorePhoneCase.png

2026-05-30T22:30:18Z

StupidStu:

Cyraxx values a phone case covered in AI-generated imagery at $80

Immaturity

2026-05-24T18:14:03Z

StupidStu:

{{WIP}}

It does not require a world-renowned psychologist to observe that Cyraxx’s behavior exhibits a level of '''immaturity''' that sometimes falls below that of [[Pedophilia|early teenagers]]. He is unable to handle situations with the emotional or mental grace typically associated with adulthood.

The Cambridge Dictionary defines immaturity as “behavior that is not as calm and wise as people expect from someone of your age, or the state of being not yet completely grown or developed.” Both descriptions are apt in Cyraxx’s case, and so we shall adhere to them.

Please keep in mind that this article is not an exercise in armchair psychology; all observations should be taken with a grain of salt.

== Origins ==
Despite Cyraxx frequently telling Marty that he was “born with a silver spoon in his mouth,” this is often merely another projection on his part. While [[Sally]] frequently scolds him for his misdeeds, it appears she never properly reprimanded him or explained why and how such actions were wrong. This has resulted in an almost animal-like moral compass, devoid of shame and focused solely on consequences.

His [[Romance|adulterous behavior with several online girlfriends]] stands as the quintessential example. When [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] exposes these abhorrent actions to the public, Cyraxx is quick to deflect, blame, or deny, but never to accept responsibility or learn from his mistakes. Put simply, if he believes he can get away with an immoral action, he will commit it.

== Manifestations ==

=== Impulsivity ===
see also [[Rage]].

Acting suddenly on instinct or emotion, without planning or consideration of consequences, is the quintessential way Cyraxx navigates his day-to-day life. This impulsivity manifests in many ways, most notably in his rage.

Part of Cyraxx’s notoriety stems from his intense mood swings and profound inability to regulate his emotions. Much like a child’s, his feelings come strong and fast. Unlike most adults, who pause to reflect before acting, Cyraxx cannot think ahead of his decisions, which invariably arise on a whim. Coupled with his logorrhea, interacting with him becomes headache-inducing, as you are always one slight - real or imagined - away from becoming his enemy.

Another facet of this impulsivity is a complete lack of short- or long-term planning. Despite previous assertions that Cyraxx’s mind is wired to the present, he still has not developed a solid grasp of planning even simple outings. One of the more recent examples is the [[Mall Incident]], or perhaps more accurately, The [[Kansas Incident]], in which Cyraxx intended to “walk” to Kansas without transportation or money, only to immediately [[Mental Health|turn violent]] when told no to an obviously stupid plan.
=== Entitlement ===
As a child, you are reasonably entitled to necessities like food, shelter, and an education, as you cannot provide them for yourself. However, as most people get older, they gradually realize that they must earn what they receive in order to reap any benefits. Because Sally coddled Cyraxx his entire life, any sense of responsibility was thrown out the window, giving rise to an [[Mental Health|egocentric]] mindset that now forms the center around which all of his personality revolves. When [[Cassandra|Cassandra’s]] racing rig gift unexpectedly contained a [[Device Bricking|killstick]], Cyraxx made a vague attempt to comfort her while she feigned being upset, remarking, “We’ll just have to worry about getting ''me'' a new one.”

Cyraxx also wholeheartedly expects that strangers online ''ought'' to give him hundreds of dollars for new electronics after bricking his Xboxes and gaming PC. When his demands went ignored, he threw a fit calling his "fans" corwards, outright telling them that the risk of getting doxxed and losing their job is trivial compared to him getting new toys.

=== Egocentricity ===
see also [[Ego]].

Children naturally see the world as revolving around them. While this is neither evil nor mean-spirited, most outgrow it, learning to respect and consider other people’s needs and perspectives. Cyraxx however lacks the mental capacity of doing so. He frequently spends late nights screaming at a [[Trolls|troll]] or into a microphone, entirely indifferent to his family’s attempts to sleep. Another aspect of this self-absorption is that even during casual conversation, where a natural back-and-forth is expected, Cyraxx rarely listens. He's more so waiting for his turn to speak, offering superficial agreement before continuing as usual. Perpetually eager to return to the center of attention.

=== Pettiness ===
While none of us are perfect and can be prone to pettiness at times, Cyraxx’s pettiness is not only extreme, it is constantly on full display. During the pre-trolling era, he would frequently make 20-30 minutes livestreams calling out random people over insignificant slights, like someone making fun of his friend's screen name<ref>https://youtu.be/p8fgPbJtOxA?list=PLdYEHc92u-zjQOeZKbMs7Pg9cHgczhJpr&t=247</ref>. During panels, Cyraxx talks over people during arguments, resorts to name-calling, and spreads malicious gossip, such as falsely claiming that Marty killed Jamie, among other things, while pursuing them in a childishly zealous manner.

Something that particularly enrages Cyraxx is being unable to lower other people to his level, hence why he is so easy to rile up by being calm and composed while he screams and jumps around like a chimp.

=== Melodrama ===
Cyraxx frequently exaggerates the events in his life, inflating their significance far beyond reality. Behaving like a stereotypical moody teenager, he treats any misfortune as a life-or-death crisis, whether it be the Mall Incident again or lamenting his [[Cyraxx Beatdown|loss to Marty]]. He frames every setback as a dramatic twist in his never-ending personal narrative.

=== <big>Miscellaneous</big> ===

* [[Intelligence|Demonstrates an obvious lack of adult knowledge and life experience]].
* Employs language typically associated with teenagers, frequently relying on filler words such as “like,” exclamations like “shoutout to X!”, or speaking in Ebonics.
* [[Lying|Exhibits a pronounced tendency to lie]].
* Maintains an overly antagonistic attitude toward authority, routinely badmouthing the [[Akron Police Department|police]], ICE, and the government.

== Values, Tastes, and Priorities ==

=== Overly competitive ===
Cyraxx is excessively competitive over trivial matters, particularly during the era when he and Marty [[Racing|vied]] for the title of “The Drift King” in games like ''Forza Horizon 5'', ''F1'', and ''Fortnite''. Despite being generally unskilled at [[Video Games|video games]], he places immense importance on a silly nickname, a notion Marty partially entertained simply because it irritated Cyraxx to see his arch-nemesis winning. Any typical, mature adult would recognize this as juvenile behavior and dismiss it.
[[File:Xbox 001.png|thumb|Look at the absurd amount of kid stickers.]]

=== Aggressive ===
His eagerness to issue threats at the drop of a hat, whether physical or otherwise, serves as another pathetic display of an authority he simply does not possess. This includes threatening to knock Marty’s teeth down his throat, only to later feign ignorance when Marty arrived for a fight at their agreed-upon time.

=== Glorifying Criminal Behavior and Lifestyles ===
When confronting trolls about their misdeeds, Cyraxx frequently argues that their actions will inevitably come back to bite them - especially when the target is far more dangerous than he is. He often cites his brief stint in county jail as proof of his toughness, dramatizing the experience as though he had been thrown into Alcatraz with the key thrown away, despite Sally bailing him out on his very first day. He similarly glorifies criminal lifestyles, throwing death threats with gleeful abandon and boasting afterward that he is “not afraid to go to jail!” or that “the devil is my friend!” - claims so hollow they would not intimidate a five-year-old.

=== No Future ===
Always eager to “chill out and have fun,” Cyraxx’s actual life goals amount to virtually nothing. Much like any chronically lazy individual, he may become passionately fixated on an end goal, yet consistently refuses to put in the necessary effort to achieve it. While most adults need not meticulously plan every aspect of their lives, the vast majority still maintain some long-term, or short-term objective they are actively working toward.

=== Materialistic ===
He frequently flaunts a poorly crafted, spray-painted gold medallion and a makeshift crown while proclaiming himself the “Drift King,” as though mere possession of these trinkets somehow elevates his character.

=== 'Hobbies' ===
While pursuits such as gaming or [[anime]] are sometimes dismissed as immature, they need not be, provided they are engaged in moderation. Because Cyraxx has nothing to his name and refuses to work, he fills his days with these pastimes, allowing them to consume his lifestyle rather than serve as just recreation.

Poop Incident

2026-05-23T17:19:00Z

StupidStu: StupidStu moved page Poop Incident to Fecal Incontinence

[[File:Poopincident.png|thumb|359x359px|Storm's brewing]]
The '''Poop Incident''' is often regarded as one of [[Chance Wilkins|Cyraxx's]] most unintentionally funny moments throughout his time online. In two separate scenarios, Cyraxx has shown his lack on control of his bowels and has shat himself on livestream. While still absolutely disgusting it is somehow not [[Pedophilia|the most disgusting thing regarding Cyraxx]]. The exact cause of his incontinence is unknown, but it likely is caused by one of his many other [[Health and Appearance|health issues]].
== First Incident ==
During a livestream in May of 2022,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5Cm4Kl4vw&t=34s</ref> Cyraxx would be doing his usual ramblings about how Marty and the trolls are at fault at how he's innocent. Raxx would then begin a tangent about how he was in control of his fate and that the trolls aren't before preceding to go full [[Intelligence|retard]] and began staring blankly at the camera, mouth agape. Cyraxx then leans forward and a squish noise is heard as he turns his head. Realizing he had shit himself, Cyraxx looks back at the camera and says the now infamous [[Chance-ism]] "Aw shit y'all guys its storming out gotta go!" ending the stream abruptly with that hilariously bad reason for ending the stream.

== Second Incident ==
On January 12th, 2025<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fC1KXH6MQ</ref> Cyraxx would once again shit himself but arguably in a grosser yet funnier manner. In the middle of a horrendous cover of "Bring It" by Trapt (an already horrendous band made worse by Cyraxx's cover), Cyraxx would stop suddenly after sitting down, muting his mic, removing his headset and rushing off. Unbeknownst to Raxx, he had accidentally unmuted himself as he ran off camera to Sally. Moments later the microphone picks up the audio from the other room:<blockquote>Cyraxx: (autotuned) "OHH GAWWWDD!!"

Cyraxx: "Mom...There is diarrhea all over the place!

Sally: "So you've done it again?"</blockquote>Cyraxx had shat himself so bad that he had not only soiled his pants, but also had gotten his feces on the floor.

== Sources ==

Paraphernalia

2026-05-17T22:58:54Z

StupidStu: /* Stylus */

{{WIP}}

Cyraxx owns multiple pieces of '''paraphernalia''' and other bric-a-bracs that throughout his internet infamy have become associated with his character or a certain era.

== Notable items ==

=== Stylus ===
The stylus has arguably been one of the most iconic and well-known items associated with Cyraxx. The stylus was sent to him by a troll in December 2022 as part of a prank involving sending him various useless pieces of electronics accessories<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdtka-cyraxx-live-on-fb-the-new-cyraxxware-laptop-has-arrived.-deleted.-10272022.html?start=871</ref>. It has since become a recurrent accessory to various incidents and events, the first and arguably most infamous of which was a disturbing video in which Cyraxx films himself shoving the stylus up his rectum and the proceeds to lick it with a quite literal shit-eating grin. Another equally notorious but much less disturbing event was the [[Stylus Incident]], during which Cyraxx attempted to escape being confronted for his infidelity by suicide-baiting the panel holding a sharpie marker to his neck (the poor lighting and low resolution concealed the object, though Cyraxx eventually admitted it was a sharpie). Although it was not actually the stylus, it became so iconic that it replaced the sharpie in the Cyraxx collective lore.

=== Cyraxx Totem ===
The Cyraxx Totem was a necklace featuring a 3D-printed caricature of Cyraxx spray-painted gold incrusted with fake jewelry, sent to him by a troll posing as a fan. Cyraxx bragged that it was supposedly made of 18-carat gold and used it as a token of validation to feel superior to Marty.

=== YouTube Play Button ===
Not long before Cyraxxs [[Arrest Saga|arrest]] a photo emerged of the Goblin holding what appeared to be a [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcyraxx-facebook-v0-tvhg8heuh5uc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1077%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Daae357f39f15132a926d888c5ee0ef650e9eee26 Silver YouTube Play Button]. It was very quickly proven that the plaque in question was a fake because the plaques have the awarded channels username, not the persons name (unless the username is the persons real name), The real one says "Passing" not "Surpassing" and lastly: NONE of Cyraxxs channels have reached anywhere near 100,000 Subscribers, let alone 1000.

=== Crown''':''' ===
In line with the totem, another "fan" sent Cyraxx an ornate crown claiming it was hand-crafted with 18-carat gold<ref>https://youtu.be/edcjCFXGumE?t=95</ref>. Of course, the item was nothing more than a plastic accessory purchased from Amazon<ref>https://www.amazon.com/YOVECATHOU-Couronne-royale-baroque-m%C3%A9tal/dp/B0B1HVQKSW/ref=sr_1_29?__mk_fr_CA=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=H4BBC2XK0DRH&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CsEd4RQZ5u4CErP4UlgelJKz08yWk5r_hq8WB-dRPCY_IbIeS2Xe9_WNQo2vfTym_M8NIDAIg1aLEgVLxxPPrlAx-IffN5HGBwhpDuDDySJdEA_tVEWOu5Qy1AKSAxQWtGyMYhfGiPf9m5Q0OH4SK_jRtj-rs-LMnOLXbs6IUzVMm2U2TjUVPnrpvrGX-rjtTv36yzIGTdAWgFdbeXfkaElvwoIKsgnuLB51y8u1ti33qNzWctpMzvU7UvAqvcK6OGs_3xENJLWbwqb7NtURsP7qnk9s1YEPQ0VFV2jxqYg.ypnBC1RmQVg_BQvV9GLm-Wpb9xG_QaBAtmzXJl__D7M&dib_tag=se&keywords=king%2Bcrown&qid=1725641081&sprefix=king%2Bcrown%2Caps%2C91&sr=8-29&th=1</ref>. Cyraxx often used the crown as a tangible proof that he was the true King of Akron.

=== Doritos bag ===
Since 2023, many fans have noticed a discarded bag of Doritos chips laying in the background of Cyraxx's videos. It has remained there ever since, becoming an object of intrigue for fans. Some have theorized that Cyraxx keeps this bag because it was a limited-time flavor and believes it will greatly appreciate in value over the years.

=== The Rifle ===
In a [[Gun Incident|2021 video]], Cyraxx threatened the trolls by brandishing a pellet rifle at the camera, claiming that it was a ".22 caliber sniper". Throughout the stream Cyraxx is seen playing with gun by racking the bolt, pointing at the camera and dry firing the gun (something which can damage the firing pin). After this incident, [[Sally]] confiscated the rifle from Cyraxx, and it was never seen again.

=== Hammer ===
On several occasions Cyraxx has pulled out a light hammer in order to try and scare off trolls. On some occasions he will poorly twirl it around in order to try and look cool and intimidating and sometimes swing it which naturally never works and only makes him look like a complete moron

=== Bedbug Killer ===
In April 2024, an at the time inconspicuous yellow jug in Cyraxx's closet was displaced. With its label now facing the camera, it was revealed to be a jug of Bed Bug Killer<ref>https://pfharris.com/products/harris-home-pest-control-bed-bug-killer-128-fl-oz</ref>. This naturally became yet another object of ridicule about Cyraxx and a glaring proof of his abyssal hygiene.

=== Costumes ===
[[File:CyraxxMasks.png|thumb|295x295px|Cyraxx wearing the Naruto headband, chainmail, lucha libre mask and demon mask hoping to intimidate [[N-Word Boi]].]]
Cyraxx loves to dress up with trinkets and accessories. What may be a fun, light-hearted activity for most is serious business for Cyraxx, as he seems to think that dressing up for the camera will intimidate his trolls. Cyraxx may wear one accessory at a time, or make combos more ridiculous than the last.

* '''Naruto headband''' : A replica of Naruto's iconic headband from the eponymous anime series.
* '''Lucha libre mask''' : A horribly ill-fitting lucha libre mask. Because it puts so much emphasis on Cyraxx's plagued mouth and beady eyes, the resulting effect is indeed quite terrifying, albeit not in the way Cyraxx seemingly intends.
* '''Demon mask''' : A plastic hannya half-mask, which appeared very oversized due to Cyraxx's particularly weak chin.
* '''Paintball mask''' : For a brief period, Cyraxx doned a black paintball mask with a large "X" painted on it. Because it only left the top of his scalp visible, it had the effect of highlighting his bloody head scabs even more.
* '''Chainmail hood''' : A plastic chainmail hood and seemingly a favorite of Cyraxx to appear mysterious and edgy. Because of his lack of discernible shoulders, the chainmail drapes straight down to his arms and only ends up emphasizing his trout-like shape.

* '''Samurai costume''' : A cheap samurai costume gifted to Cyraxx by Raxxtuber SteveFromMacheteSquad. Once again oblivious to the intent of surreptitiously ridiculing him with a child's costume, Cyraxx has worn it on camera a handful of times thinking it made him look cool, most notably in a video where he performs a ridiculous Kung-Fu routine, only to be interrupted by [[Sally]] complaining about the noise. He has also worn the costume after his fight with MusicBizMarty<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEQh3tXVg1o</ref>, likely as a coping mechanism for getting his ass handed to him on camera by his archnemesis.

=== Racing rig ===
With e-racing being such an ingrained part of Cyraxx's identity, he prides himself in owning a "racing rig". The actual contraption however, consist of the cheapest steering wheel controller and pedals that [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] could find on Amazon<ref>https://www.amazon.ca/-/fr/Racing-Degree-Universal-Steering-Pedals/dp/B07XJ29YXL?ref_=Oct_d_omg_d_403535011_0&pd_rd_w=fBYwB&content-id=amzn1.sym.a5acd540-9a56-463a-954e-fc1e5607a101&pf_rd_p=a5acd540-9a56-463a-954e-fc1e5607a101&pf_rd_r=RZRTATB6H98XY234C91K&pd_rd_wg=y4T7c&pd_rd_r=0c6c3d0b-7442-40e7-b52a-5724a09cf97f&pd_rd_i=B07XJ29YXL</ref>, as well as a rather comically freudian pair of rainbow suspenders hooked to the back of his swivel chair as a "racing harness".

At some point during 2021, a video would surface of Cyraxx using one of these suspenders clamps as a penis vice. Marty would play the audio during a stream in which Cyraxx hilariously responded by doing death metal screams completely oblivious to it being audio of HIM engaging in CBT.

However, [[Ego#Entitlement|Cyraxx felt that his talent as a racer had long outgrown this mediocre setup]], and that to properly make his debut into the big leagues, he needed a more elaborate, expensive steed. To fund his dream, he turned to the only sensible financing option other than working an ordinary job : attempting to manipulate and pester his so-called fiancée, [[Taylor]], into buying for him thousands of dollars worth of electronics and toys<ref>https://rumble.com/v5ewv3e-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-beefing-with-thump-again.-9142024..html?start=4602</ref>.

In 2026, Cyraxx remade his "rig" by strapping a backpack to the front of his new gaming chair, and using the straps as an improvized harness.

== Sources ==

File:CyraxxMasks.png

2026-05-17T22:55:15Z

StupidStu:

Cyraxx wearing all of his accessories

Cassandra

2026-05-15T03:56:40Z

StupidStu: /* The Cassandra Files */

{{WIP}}

Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.

== Trolling ==
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox<ref>https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.

On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.

In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)<ref>https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861</ref>.

A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night.

Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra's back to his buddy-troll Discord group. Cyraxx was at this point likely keeping Cassandra around hoping to get more gifts from her, and to have consersational company to show his penis to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason<ref>https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

== The Cassandra Files ==
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:<vidtab>
https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2
</vidtab>On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx. <vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mAVAKdYu8
</vidtab>Thereafter, Cassandra created her own YouTube channel, where she periodically shared more of her conversations with the Goblin, as well as other characters involved in this arc.

=== Highlights ===

* When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.
* Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for ''hours'' every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.
** Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.
* Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she'd tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world.
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a "really long time ago". When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was "young" back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while "cleaning an old guy's house" with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients' properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty's passing<ref>https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William's livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx's reputation as a predator.
* Cyraxx would send very dated photos of his penis, some even from over 10 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that "it still looks good and it still works".
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx's vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.
* Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that Cyraxx may know deep down that he's just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain him and validate his delusions.

== Sources ==

KingCobraJFS

2026-05-15T03:50:24Z

StupidStu: /* Interactions */

{{Irrelevant}}{{Doxxing}}
'''Joshua Fay Saunders''' (March 26, 1991 - August 21st 2025, aged 34), better known online as '''KingCobraJFS''' or '''Gothic King Cobra''', was an American YouTuber, streamer, guitarist, songwriter, and fellow lolcow much like [[Cyraxx]]. KingCobraJFS has been involved in several controversies, some of which are similar to those faced by Cyraxx. These controversies include accusations of animal cruelty, harasment, and other eccentric actions that have garnered significant attention and criticism from the online community<ref>https://kingcobrajfs.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS_Wiki</ref><ref>https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Kingcobrajfs</ref><ref>https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS</ref>.

Despite this, KingCobraJFS is far less infamous than other lolcows, even garnering legitimate fans primarily thanks to his eccentric lifestyle, his outrageous "food hacks", and his various crafts.

== Interactions ==
During the period where Cyraxx was being influenced by [[Sneaky Jim]] and The Shadow Collective, Cyraxx tried reaching out to multiple other Lolcows, one being King Cobra. This did not go well for Cyraxx (neither did any of the other reach-outs), as Cobra called him out for being a pedo, and even made [https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-cyrax a diss track about him]. Cobra then generally avoided talking to or about Cyraxx, except for calling him a "sicko" on the occasion.

On August 21st, 2025, KingCobraJFS passed away from food or alcohol poisoning. Cyraxx immediately jumped on the opportunity to grift on his death by declaring the two were actually very close friends and collaborating on music together, and that Cobra had to "pretend" hating him to avoid the trolls' ire.<ref>https://rumble.com/v6xy1ia-cyraxx-08-22-25-king-cobra-jfs.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref> This shameless defiling of Cobra's memory was met with heated backlash, some even deploring that Cyraxx should've been the one to pass away instead of Cobra. Cyraxx responded by whining about all the "unwarranted" hatred against him<ref>https://rumble.com/v6xytb6-cyraxx-08-22-25-finul-video-to-twolls.html?start=540</ref>, completely side-stepping the issue of him grifting on someone's recent passing by lying about being a close friend.

A few months later, Cyraxx made up a delusion that KingCobra's death was actually a disguised murder orchestrated by the trolls.

== Sources ==
<references />

Health and Appearance

2026-05-10T22:59:16Z

StupidStu: /* Sleep */

{{CW}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=Please avoid embedding really nasty images onto this article}}{{Images}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=Keep in mind that this article is separate from [[Mental Health]] and [[Intelligence]]}}
Cyraxx has a laundry list of '''physical health''' problems that inhibit his daily activities (such as [[Rage|complaining on the internet]] or sipping [[sludge]]), with most of these problems being entirely preventable.

Chance's physical characteristics are very clearly that of a person with many birth defects. He is very short (possibly 4'8") and is visibly emaciated and pale. His body, especially his collarbone and shoulders, is very underdeveloped, and his face is wall-eyed and balding. The cause of these is a blend between a premature birth, bad genetics, and possible FASD and Cleidocranial Dysostosis. Contrary to popular belief, he is not inbred, although this is a pretty reasonable thing to assume.

== Hygiene ==
[[File:Skull scab.jpg|thumb|342x342px|The scabs on Cyraxx's head caused by him constantly picking at his head and bed bug bites. The "Skull Scabs" have now become a defining trait of Cyraxx's physical appearance.]]
Despite the fact that even raccoons practice personal hygiene,<ref>https://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/raccoons-wash-food.htm</ref> for Cyraxx, basic practices like showering, washing his hands, regularly changing his clothes, and even wiping before pulling up his pants after using the bathroom are beyond him, and it's likely he doesn't wash his clothes as he is seen wearing the same clothes multiple days in a row and they never seem to fade or shrink. The remnants of hair in his skullet are greasy and sticky, he consistently has food, saliva and sludge in his beard, his scalp is constantly bleeding, and we are subjected to his sweaty, grime-covered skin. In the situation that Cyraxx is in, there's no excuse of not having soap or body wash to clean himself with, and if even if he doesn't, there's no excuse for him to not even shower regularly. Cyraxx has bathed on rare occasions but for the most part he mainly just covers himself in water for a few minutes.

According to Cyraxx's aunt, Sally used to bathe Chance well into his adulthood, because his misshapen arms were not able to reach around his back.<ref>https://youtu.be/vM9Z2FtJhcY?t=831</ref> When Sally stopped doing so (likely due to her old age), Cyraxx couldn't be bothered figuring out a way to do it on his own and just let himself rot in his own filth, a cruelly fitting testament to his absolute lack of agency.

Cyraxx's bad hygiene practices are a cause of many of his health issues. The bugs that can be occasionally seen crawling on him<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB22FUGco9g</ref> and ''even flying out of his beard''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuv2uvyNJo</ref> bite him and cause him to have infected bite marks all over his forehead, and his regularly gets infections in his leg and foot.

=== Teeth ===
The most obvious sign of awful cleaning habits is his teeth, as his poor dental situation is extremely apparent the moment you look at them. His teeth are severely overcrowded with an overbite to the point where he has "shark teeth" and is unable to fully close his mouth resulting in his signature open mouth gaze.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9d-y7TTBcM</ref> Some of them seem to be rotting and there is brown buildup on his lips/orange buildup on his tongue because he doesn't brush. When he and Heather kissed, Heather visibly gagged probably because of his breath.

It seems he may be losing teeth now as in recent appearances, Cyraxx seems to have lost one of his front teeth as there is a very noticeable gape in his mouth now whenever he is talking with a reddit post also coming out that allegedly is of his [https://www.reddit.com/r/OfficialMusicBizMarty/comments/1g36d3x/cyraxx_missing_tooth_confirmed_2023/?share_id=TSZbUzEPNQAqzrTRLZxXa&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 removed tooth (NSFW Warning)]

If left untreated, his the infected tissue in his gums can lead to gum disease, which then escalates into heart disease.

== Vision ==
Cyraxx's vision is, like most measurable characteristics of his, severely lacking. He has a visible lazy eye and is basically blind in one eye (according to Cyraxx) making him most likely legally blind. He has been seen on a few rare occasions sporting glasses, most notably during one of the [[Stylus Incident|stylus]] streams, although he probably uses them to appear smarter rather than to actually help with his vision.

== Premature Birth ==
Chance was born prematurely at just 26 weeks (~6 months), which has been confirmed by his [[Dale Arntzen|aunt]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15uN8k8cECs&t=1086s</ref> Being born prematurely isn't uncommon, as about 1 in 10 babies are born prematurely,<ref>https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/premature-baby-survival-rate</ref> but being born at just 26 weeks is considered to be extremely premature. Cyraxx's premature birth was originally believed to have been caused by FASD (fetal alcohol spectrum disorder), as Connie is speculated to have drunk and done drugs while pregnant with him. However, according to [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]], Connie did neither. Ultimately though, the reason for his premature birth was revealed by Connie's sister. According to her, [[Ruple Marx Smith|Ruple]] had beaten Connie so hard that she wasn't able to create enough amniotic fluid, which ultimately resulted in his extremely early birth.

Chance would have been born so prematurely that his skin would have been somewhat transparent, his eyes would have not been developed enough yet for him to open them, and that he would have needed a machine to assist him in breathing as his lungs would not have developed enough to function on their own. Chance's premature birth is a likely cause of most of his other disorders, and premature birth can cause a huge range of mental and physical development issues in those afflicted with it.

== Sleep ==
Cyraxx has extremely irregular sleep cycles, and seems to exhibit signs of sleeping disorders. According to his aunt [[Dale Lynne|Dale]], Cyraxx only sleeps around two hours at a time, hinting at possible chronic insomnia.

One likely reason is his regular consumption of energy drinks like Faygo and coffee. The sheer intake of caffeine and sugar is undoubtedly contributing to his poor sleeping habits, especially since he doesn't exercise. On top of that, Cyraxx's coffee is mixed with brandy or cream alcohol, likely by Sally in an attempt to pacify him. While alcohol has a sedative effect, it however significantly reduces the quality of sleep, most importantly the REM phase, which is crucial for [[Rage|emotional regulation]] and [[Intelligence|cognitive processing]]. Another reason is Cyraxx's extremely irregular sleep schedule. Because he has no obligations or routine forcing him to wake up at a set hour, Cyraxx just goes to bed whenever he feels like it. This lack of a set schedule likely contributes to his inhability to fall asleep, because his circadian clock is constantly being messed with.

Cyraxx's extremely poor sleep quality transpires in his demeanor, often appearing drowsy and slurring his words. On one occasion, Cyraxx even fell asleep for 20 minutes right in the middle of a livestream<ref>https://rumble.com/v6yzd6i-cyraxx-09-15-25-music-talent-delusions-falls-asleep-at-the-end.html?start=3915</ref>, and immediately resumed his ranting as soon as he woke up again.

== Sexual health ==
Those who were unfortunate to have seen Cyraxx's genitalia up close, whether it be out of morbid curiosity or by being on the recieving end of one of Cyraxx's unsollicited lewd photos, will describe a sight of pure clinical horror. His penis shows signs of a severe infection and fungi, likely caused by his total disregard of basic hygiene. According to [[Heather Krout]], Cyraxx is also uncapable of ejaculating.

During a livestream with [[JaymeNicole]], Cyraxx had to end early due to his dick suddenly expanding, which he needed to go to the hospital for. As a result, Cyraxx needed to apply anti-fungal cream on his genitalia. ''Allegedly'', he couldn't put it on correctly, so [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] was forced to do it for him.

== Disorders ==

=== Organ Development Issues ===
Cyraxx has claimed on several occasions that he has underdeveloped or non-functional organs, including being entirely missing a kidney and having an underdeveloped lung.

This is most likely due to his premature birth as the lungs and kidneys are some of the last organs to develop during pregnancy. Premature infants often face an increased risk of underdeveloped immune responses, kidney dysfunction, and vision problems such as retinopathy of prematurity (ROP) where abnormal blood vessels grow in the retina, potentially leading to impaired vision. If Cyraxx was indeed born with only one kidney, his poor diet and lack of propensity to properly hydrate would put him at high risk of kidney failure.

=== Scoliosis ===
Scoliosis is the misalignment of the spine, and may be caused by Cyraxx's cleidocranial dysostosis. Cyraxx has confirmed to have this, but his confirmation really isn't needed as this is very easily and visibly diagnosable, as there is a large bend in his spine visible with a 360p camera across a room. It's honestly a miracle that he can stand.

=== Fecal Incontinence ===
Cyraxx is incontinent, or in simpler terms, is known to shit himself. There are two known incidents where he [[Poop Incident|crapped himself on stream]], as well as other videos of him wiping himself on stream in his bedroom. Exactly why he does this is unclear, but it likely has to relate to his poor diet of [[sludge]] and hot pockets.

=== Bedbug Bites ===
Cyraxx is visibly ''covered'' with bedbug bites, most notably on his forehead and infected dick. He picks these bites, making them bleed and turning them into even more disgusting scabs. Because of how often Cyraxx picks at these scabs on his forehead, the "Skull Scabs" are now a defining characteristic of his psychical appearance, right next to his skullet. Cyraxx has denied that these are bedbug bites and either refers to it as dead skin or a stress-induced rash. Despite this, testimony from [[Jassmine|Jasmine]] as well as video evidence disprove this.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXMny3sR0Oc</ref> There are various other times bugs have been seen crawling on him, including two other times he's had moths flying out of his beard.

=== Infections ===
Cyraxx routinely gets some sort of foot infection which makes his foot swollen, misshapen, and red. [[Trolls]] like [[MusicBizMarty]] have called it his "AIDS foot," saying he got AIDS from [[Jake]] and that it has been eating away at his foot. While the AIDS part probably isn't true, the cause of the infection is likely caused by poor hygiene, as fungal infections are typically caused by that.

=== Eczema ===
Eczema is a skin disorder where the afflicted periodically get skin rashes and irritation. Cyraxx says that he has eczema, and that it is so severe that he cannot sleep properly and that he is in constant pain.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIcuIfS4Go</ref> He even stated at one point that it might eventually cause him to be unable to walk... somehow. On several occasions Cyraxx has stated that it is "stressed induced" from online harassment as well, in order to gain sympathy from people online.

Whether or not he has is this debatable, but it's not unreasonable to assume he has this considering how many other disorders he has and the commonality of eczema, although if he does have it, it is most certainly not as severe as he says it is.

== Speculated Disorders ==

=== Cleidocranial Dysostosis ===
Cleidocranial dysostosis is a birth defect that mainly affects bones and teeth, and is known to cause a plethora of issues for the afflicted. This includes collarbone development issues, issues with the formation of the skull and face, scoliosis, short height, and the failure or disruption of the eruption of permanent teeth, all symptoms which Cyraxx shows. It's also underdiagnosed, which explains why Cyraxx has not been diagnosed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleidocranial_dysostosis</ref>

=== Progeria ===
Progeria is a very rare genetic disorder that causes rapid aging, and Cyraxx is known to look a lot older than he actually is ([[Ego|despite him saying he looks 14]]). The speculated cause for this is him having a "very mild" case of progeria, as most people with progeria usually don't live past their teen years. Cyraxx began balding in his late teen years, and has visible wrinkles on his face despite being in his mid thirties. People with progeria tend to be short, which may be a cause of Cyraxx's height.

However, this is not possible because:

* Despite what some videos and what [[Kiwi Farms]] says, there is no such thing as a "mild case of progeria," you either have it or you don't
* Progeria is an extremely rare genetic disorder that manifests once the child is around one or two and is very quickly detected in those afflicted. Cyraxx would've definitely made a huge deal out of it by now to gain pity points.
* People with progeria only live around to their late teens/early 20's and Cyraxx has lived up to his 30's
* Some of Cyraxx's symptoms, such as balding in his late teens, were more than likely caused by his absolutely abhorrent hygiene practices

== Sources ==

Lying

2026-05-10T22:43:24Z

StupidStu: /* Factitious behavior */

{{stub}}

There are two guarantees whenever Chance opens his mouth: a '''lie''' or a projection. For this article we'll focus more on the former.

If you've watched almost any piece of media that Chance is featured in, there's a very good likelihood that he'd have lied in it, whether it’d be to save face, or because it's the most convenient for him to make.

Sometimes it's difficult to ascertain whenever Chance is lying or is merely being his delusional self that we've all grown to hate. There's also an issue as to whether he repeats his lies because he genuinely believes them, because he wants the audience to believe them, or because he wants ''himself'' to believe them, as it's often said; "It's not a lie if you believe it." therefore—it's very possible that he would be repeating these falsehoods just to break through his own psychological barrier and believe the lie through repetition.

== <big>Origins</big> ==
It's unclear when Chance's habit of lying began, or when it started to increase more and more past the point of no return, while there are some traits that have remained consistent throughout his life (like his [[Intelligence|slow-learning]]), the same can't be said about his lying habits. He most likely picked up his habits of lying from [[Sally]], in much the same way he picked up on her methods of ignoring problems (that being 'if you ignore the problem, it goes away'). Another possible reason is Sally unintentionally making him think that his lies worked by just believing whatever he says.

As was stated before, Chance's [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] are often so strong that it's hard to tell when he's lying maliciously or if he genuinely believes what he's saying. This could just be another coping mechanism he learned as a child, that if you just tell yourself that something else happened for long enough, it'll become reality in your head, regardless of any contradicting evidence. One piece of evidence that suggests this is Chance perpetually going out of his way to avoid the trolls confronting his version of events, as it could be construed as him not wanting them to shatter whatever delusion he's concocted in his head about what occurred.

== <big>Methodology</big> ==
Chance is a pathological liar through and through, and there's nothing he wouldn't lie about if he thought it was in his best interest to do so. His lies range from his childhood (such as claiming to be raised by bikers and gangsters), all the way to [[Blind Billy|raping a blind kid in high school]]. Thankfully however, due to his low intelligence, it's very easy to figure out when he's lying or not. The most considerable factor is context—For example; If he wants to gain the upper hand in a conversation, he will almost always dish out empty threats. Usually followed by "That's not a threat, that's PROMISE!" and other [[Chance-ism|Chance-isms]]

Chance is a manipulator, so lying is not only second nature to him but also a guarantee during any conversation he has. If a person's story remains relatively consistent, it's a sign that they're telling the truth. Chance will change or even invent new details to fit whatever story he's trying to tell. When he was caught sending [[Pedophilia|nude pictures to who he thought were minors]], he was adamant that it was illegal entrapment, before soon enough, stating that was because he was hacked, ''to then'' saying that the person said they were 18 years old in the messages, before finally settling on "it was all Photoshop & AI".

Another obvious sign of Chance's deception is his inability to mend stories to actually deceive anyone properly. In other words; It's clear when he's lying because he [[Delusions and Ego|has no clue how anything works]], so anyone with a modicum of life experience can see the gaping plot holes in any narrative he spins. Such as when he claimed that music artists copy other artists' songs 'all the time' without having to necessarily purchase the rights to them.<ref>https://youtu.be/rqTVJ0XYYJQ?si=8-bxGpMQHB9niUPp&t=9714</ref>

== <big>Manipulation</big> ==
When looking at Chance for the first time, your natural instinct might be to feel sorry for him because of his abnormal [[Health and Appearance|appearance]], and Chance is not only aware of this but also uses it to his advantage to garner sympathy from onlookers and to (hopefully) deter the trolls away from him. "Don't judge a book by its cover" is the quote that's often used to describe people with similarly abnormal appearances, but it's often used towards people who are much more kinder and "beautiful" on the inside, however—Chance—is a text book example of the cover definitely matching the book, as his personality is ''just'' as ugly as him. It's also unclear whether he makes himself look as unkempt and unhealthy as possible to further fish for sympathy from people, especially when he blames the trolls on the causes of his many conditions like eczema.

While Cyraxx may certainly not be the brightest bulb in the box, he has on the occasion shown to be fairly cunning when trying to manipulate people. For instance, he once attempted to weaponize the trolls against someone by making a video thanking them for making a sizeable donation to him, being aware that donating gifts or money to Cyraxx is a sure-fire way of getting doxxed and harassed by trolls. Thankfully for the target however, trolls saw through Cyraxx's lie and refrained from attacking the person.

=== Suicide baiting ===
[[File:Cyraxx on Youtube. Yall need to leave me the f ck alone . 3 9 2024. Poor little Mr PDFile Lolcow... 0-27 screenshot.png|thumb|297x297px|Chance attempting to look distraught]]
Cyraxx has in the past threatened to end his own life with the sole purpose of manipulating people into dropping uncomfortable conversations or incite them to do what he wants. The first and most infamous case was in 2021 during the apex of the [[Strawberry Sunshine]] saga, where he threatened to slit his throat with what at first seemed to be a blade (which later turned out to be a sharpie marker) after being questioned on his infidelity. Cyraxx also uses similar methods in real life, such as during a Marty panel where he was heard threatening Sally that he would kill himself if she were to move out of Akron without him<ref>https://rumble.com/v51x3d9-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-a-super-drunk-n-word-boi-appears.-61.html?start=3861</ref>.

=== Runaway threats ===
Cyraxx has threatened Sally and Ed many times of running away from home. Naturally, neither are moved by these threats, as they know very well that Cyraxx would be unable to fend for himself. This outlines both his extremely childish mindset and lack of self-awareness, as if Sally would be devastated that her thirty-something-year old grandson left the house after bringing nothing but misery on them for the last several years.

=== Emotional "Breakdowns" ===
Cyraxx is infamous for his frequent attempts at elliciting sympathy by acting distraught and faking emotional breakdowns on camera. For the most part, these acts of distress are aimed at audiences unfamiliar with his past and reputation, hoping that someone will take pity and fly to his rescue. However, Cyraxx is equally infamous for being a terrible actor; for one, there are no tears present when he's doing this act which brings us to the second issue: he'll often switch from "crying" to angry on a dime, which should tell you pretty easily that it's just poor acting, and further highlights the lengths he'll go to to gain pity. He also constantly flip-flops between dominating the trolls and being utterly crushed by them, further highlighting the contradictions of his delusions.

Cyraxx also uses this tactic as a defense mechanism against stressful situations, such as interactions with trolls or police officers. In this case, his objective is to look as miserable and harmless as possible to appease or garner pity from the target, or make them so uncomfortable with his display of abject misery that they just decide to leave.

=== Factitious behavior ===
Cyraxx has a habit of exaggerating minor scuffs and malaises into severe injuries or deadly diseases. He mostly does this to fish for sympathy, beg for attention, or to derail criticism against him by using poor health as a shield. Take this pre-trolling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdSUwFEchGo example here], where Cyraxx talks about how bad he was hurt from falling off his skateboard for ''30 minutes straight'', despite showing nothing but a light scratch on his elbow.

Another notable example was when Cyraxx spent the weekend with Gordon in 2014, where he freaked out after seeing a pimple on his leg thinking it was gangrene. Gordon and his wife Jenni naturally dismissed his spectacle, causing Cyraxx to say he almost died that night because Gordon refused to drive him to the hospital.

Later on, Cyraxx started complaining that he had “incurable stress-induced eczema” from the trolls constantly tormenting him, going as far as to say that it almost required his leg to get amputated. However, anyone with the slightest bit of common sense can tell that his eczema is due to his poor hygiene and nutrition, and not “troll-induced stress”. After getting puched by [[Alex T]], Cyraxx collapsed on the porch and made a massive scene while Sally was calling the police<ref>https://rumble.com/v6trjmf-5142025-9-11-audio-from-the-incident-339-where-alex-tafini-assaulted-ed-and.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>, whining that he was "too hurt" to stand up.

== <big>List of notable lies</big> ==
Below is a list of lies and half-truths that Cyraxx constantly repeats whenever he thinks he is adressing someone that is not familiar with his reputation, or when he is pandering his delusions.

* '''Cyraxx was sexually assaulted in high school ''': In 2022, Cyraxx regularly claimed that he was sexually assaulted by a fellow legally blind classmate nicknamed Blind Billy. Blind Billy came forward on a panel with MusicBizMarty about the story, where he says that it was Cyraxx that sexually assaulted him, a version substantiated by a former classmate, [[Elspeth]]. While Billy's side of the story was widely taken as truth due to Cyraxx's reputation as both a pathological liar and a sexual deviant, some felt that Billy was not being fully transparent either. This led to a theory that Cyraxx and Blind Billy decided to experiment that night, but were overcome with shame afterward and thus made up the rape story as a cover-up. Regardless, Cyraxx's story was an obvious lie due to his extremely nonchalant demeanor about such a traumatizing experience, and the incoherences in his narrative (such as claiming that he was removed from high school for his own safety, as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy, and the fact that Billy's vision was extremely limited, and thus would have found it really difficult to perform sexual acts on Cyraxx in the dark).
* '''Cyraxx was swatted''' : This is a half truth; while a troll indeed called the police with a false emergency, Cyraxx greatly exagerates the force of the response. He regularly claims that police responded fully clad with body armor and rifles, and that they held him at gun point for several minutes. However, bodycam footage from the intervention instead shows the officers securing the outside of the house with flashlights, and then telling Chance to come outside to be patted. At no point did the police draw any weapon, nor did they employed force against Cyraxx<ref>[[File:CyraxxSwatBodycam.mp4|left|thumb|180x180px]]
 </ref>.
* '''Trolls tried to kill Cyraxx/Cyraxx was shot at''' : A full blown lie which he will likely stick to until his ultimate demise. Cyraxx here refers to several events in which he believed or was influenced to believe that he was almost murdered by the trolls:
** On September 6th 2021, when a man was arrested in the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street while evading the police<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e?view=content</ref>. William Gloryhole released the bodycam footage of the intervention, assorted with various comments pretending that the man was a hired assasin sent to kill Cyraxx. Naturally, Cyraxx fully believed it and used this unrelated arrest at his doorstep as proof that trolls were putting his life in danger.
** On January 28th 2022, a drive-by shooting occured down the street from 339, critically injuring a young boy<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/bodycams-from-shooting-at-the-corner-of:6?t=339</ref>. After going out to gawk at the crime scene, Cyraxx made a tearful video saying that those bullets were likely meant for him and blamed the trolls for the shooting, further encouraged by [[Sally]] who also believed that trolls were involved.
** On November 3rd 2022, Cyraxx was startled by a loud noise in his room during a livestream<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref>. The next day, Cyraxx claimed that it was from a shot fired through his window and accused MusicBizMarty of hiring a hitman to assassinate him.This would kick off a saga known as the [[Assassination Incident]], which Cyraxx still talks about to this day. Despite claiming that the bullet was still lodged in his matress, he consistently refused to show said bullet, coming up with a myriad of excuses to deflect questions or just pleading people to believe him.
** In September 2025, Cyraxx claims that he was the target of two bombing attempts with "improvised explosive devices";
*** On September 6th, Sally's minivan was vandalized, leaving dark stains on the side resembling scorch marks. Cyraxx first claimed it was arson, but later revised his story to pretend that it was an attempt to kill him and his family by making the van explode<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&t=1s</ref>. Given the photo evidence shared by Cyraxx, this story is ludicrous at best, as the damage to the van is extremely superficial, and not consistent at all with a supposed attempt to ignite the car. Furthermore, there is strong suspicion that Cyraxx was actually the one that damaged the van in a feeble attempt to frame the trolls and convince the Akron Police Department to go after them.
*** On September 20th, Cyraxx recived a brand new Xbox in the mail for his birthday. Little did he know however that it was booby-trapped to trip the breaker of the house, plunging the entire family in the dark. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx cried that the xbox was an "improvised explosive device" meant to set the house on fire<ref>https://rumble.com/v6z7h7o-cyraxx-09-19-25-very-mad-about-an-exploding-xbox.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Cyraxx further adds that he called the police about the matter, and that they told him to keep the Xbox in a box outside until they sent someone to retrieve it, something no actual cop would say to anyone facing legitimate bomb threat.
*'''Cyraxx attempted to take his own life''' : This is completely untrue. As previously mentioned, Cyraxx has a history of using suicide-baiting to manipulate people. When Cyraxx says that he has attempted to "take his life", he may refer to the following events:
**On April 11th 2021, Cyraxx was exposed on [[MusicBizMarty]]'s panel for cheating on [[Strawberry Sunshine]] (his current girlfriend at the time) with a woman called "Cindy Lu"<ref>https://odysee.com/@BastardtheGreen:3/FileNo20210411:0</ref> - Chance, when confronted with his infidelity, decided to leave and return holding an object to his throat in the fashion of a knife. When the situation was defused however, Cyraxx eventually admitted that it was just a sharpie, which was met with laughter. Chance would later refer to this incident as a suicide attempt despite it being nothing but a cop-out to avoid taking accountability for his lack of loyalty towards his significant other.
**On July 18th 2025, Cyraxx claimed that he once attempted to take his own life five years prior because of the trolls by overdosing on pills, and was only saved because Sally found him lying uncouncious and rushed him to the hospital. It was later discovered that he stole the story from the time [[Ed]] overdosed on painkillers<ref>https://rumble.com/v6wcjai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-another-thing-i-failed-at.-7182025.-he-stole-eds-od-stor.html?start=663</ref>.
*'''Trolls broke into Sally's bank account and stole money from it''' : Cyraxx has repeatedly claimed that trolls have stolen money from Sally by hacking into her bank account, which is an obvious lie. In reality, Cyraxx stole Sally's debit or credit card while she was in the hospital in 2023 to buy Fortnite skins and various digital trinkets, and likely tried to lie to Sally by saying it was trolls when she eventually found several unexpected withdrawals on her statement.
*'''Cyraxx and his family have called the police 113 times over a certain period''' : This is a half-truth. Cyraxx frequently brings this up as "evidence" that the Akron Police Department is being negligent by leaving him and his family to fend for themselves. While the APD had indeed been called 113 times, this number represents all of the calls about 339 Lloyd Street, including actual emergencies and calls made by trolls or concerned onlookers.
*'''Friends from all over the world''': Cyraxx has a habit of mentioning "very good friends of his" that are never named, and most likely don't even exist. It's only done so he can appear more sociable and to [[Ego|convince himself that everyone on the internet doesn't despise him]], and most of his "friends" aren't actually buddy trolls. [[Zak Hussein]] is another infamous example of Chance pretending to be friends with people who don't even know him.
*'''Cyraxx is an army brat''' : This is not true, at least in the way Cyraxx presents it. Cyraxx claims his status as an "army brat" from his former stepfather, [[Gordon Wilkins]], who had a career in the army. However, Gordon was only in Chance's life for four years, between the ages of 4 and 8 years old, and was self-admitedly largely uninvested in raising Chance. Furthermore, Cyraxx often brags that his "military background" taught him the use of firearms and combat, which is evidently a lie. The only gun Cyraxx manned in his life was a small-caliber hunting rifle, [[Gun Incident|which he used to dry-fire at the camera hoping to intimidate the trolls]]. After this, Sally confiscated the rifle, and it was never seen again.
*'''Cyraxx went to jail''': Cyraxx loves to brag about how "tough" and connected to the criminal underworld he is by bringing up his supposed stays in jail. The matter of fact is that while Cyraxx was taken in twice in his life, he was only put in a holding cell at the station for less than 24 hours on both occasions. He never saw the interior of an actual jail or prison, and his knowledge about prison life obviously comes from movies and YouTubers.

== Sources ==

Music

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[[File:Cyraxx Guitar.jpg|thumb|308x308px|WILKINS IS GOD]]Much like [https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Daniel_Larson Daniel Larson], [[Cyraxx]] has been pursuing '''music''' ever since he was a kid - more specifically, becoming a rapper and DJ. Cyraxx has been making ''"music"'' since the inception of his [[Social Media Accounts|first channel]] such as rap-style content and occasional rock music, but like any [[Art|form of art]] he tries to produce, the end product lacks any sort of quality. In Cyraxx's delusion world, his music is of course pure gold waiting to be discovered by a producer or the wider public, upholding his work as nothing less than pure genius and going as far as claiming that he created his very own genre of music.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mmHHnDKuPc</ref> Cyraxx's music, even though it isn't very good, is the only real job he's had, as he has made a staggering $5.81 off of music streaming and was once signed onto a record label by [[Erik Skrubbalo]] before betraying him and getting kicked off of it. Cyraxx has "''made''" many songs on his SoundCloud,<ref>https://soundcloud.com/chance-wilkins-503864482/albums</ref> Spotify,<ref>https://open.spotify.com/album/0oixypa4f1Y9dyFRfnbpSL</ref> and YouTube channels where his discography is archived. Sffice to say, his music is frankly ass and he got no talent. He very rarely actually makes his own original music, only screaming over pre-made beats at 3 in the morning and waking up his parents, as shown in the Chester Bennington scream video.

Much like his [[art]], his music is extensively stolen and plagiarized from people with actual talent.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMpCPUQjSDw</ref><ref>https://archive.org/details/cyraxx-stolen-songs/CYRAXX%20STOLEN%20SONGS%20V2/page/n1/mode/2up</ref> One of the more well-known examples of this is when he stole music from an artist called [https://www.youtube.com/c/ZentrixBeats Zentrix Beats] and tried to frame Zentrix as the bad guy when she took it down for copyright reasons, as Cyraxx was apparently paying her with "exposure," as if exposure from a [[Pedophile|known pedophile]] is worth anything.

== History ==
Some of Cyraxx's earliest content are music videos, and his first known music video is a was a skating music video called "Its So Delicious Demo DJ shadowBlad FT The Pozzezzed one,"<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2012-4-3-Its-So-Delicious-Demo-DJ-shadowBlad-FT-The-Pozzezzed-one:0</ref> which was released on the 3rd of April, 2012.<vidtab>
https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2012-4-3-Its-So-Delicious-Demo-DJ-shadowBlad-FT-The-Pozzezzed-one:0
</vidtab>During the same year, Cyraxx was signed to a small record label out of pity by an artist named Erik Skrubbalo. Cyraxx then repaid Erik's grace by stealing material from him and his label, including songs, tracks and even his very monicker; which was taken from an album titled "The Cyraxx Complex". The straw that broke the camel's back for Erik was when Cyraxx attempted to submit a song stolen from another artist, causing Erik to get in hot water with the original author and then scold Cyraxx.

Furious, Cyraxx threw the label's dog tags into a lake after disassociating himself from the Juggalo community.<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2013-Girlfriend-Leaving-The-Juggalo-Life-Style:7</ref> Erik, of course, kicked him off the label, which caused Cyraxx to then immediately make an "apology" video to get back on the label,<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2013-2-28-Were-honestly--srry-skrubbalo:9</ref> where he claimed that Sally told him to throw Erik's dog tags into a lake and that he only did it because he was angry. This obviously did not work.

== Copyright ==
Copyrights and due royalties have been an ever-pervasive issue in Cyraxx’s musical “career." While Cyraxx is more than happy to steal beats from other artists, use AI to create tracks (if not entire songs) and whine at musicians and producers for charging too much for their work,<ref>https://youtu.be/UN0D50Q_pUk?t=90</ref> he is extremely defensive about the rights and value of his own “work”. However, due to laziness, [[Intelligence|limited intellect]], or [[Finances|non-existent financial means]], Cyraxx was never able to formally protect any of his work, leaving the door wide open for trolls to swoop in and claim his music as theirs.

His understanding of copyright law appears to be both deeply flawed and highly self-serving. While he is correct in believing that intellectual property is automatically granted upon the creation of a work, he often overlooks the practical realities of enforcement - namely that rights typically go to the party who registers or files first. This has left him vulnerable to copyright trolls and largely powerless to dispute their claims, as he lacks the knowledge or means to properly contest them. In addition, he seems to be under the impression that intellectual property falls under criminal law, and thus threatens whoever takes his music with prison sentences.

When the topic of him taking music material without permission is brought up, Chance is quick to deflect with excuses or claim that his accusers have no proof. He frequently cites "sampling" or covering songs as justification for using another artist's track, arguing that adding his own lyrics or vocals makes the work his own. However, for such uses to qualify as fair use, they must be meaningfully transformative, Chance’s alterations usually fall well below that standard, leaving him open to legitimate infringement claims.

Speaking of faire use, Cyraxx does not believe in this concept. While what constitutes "fair use" can be a blurry line, for Cyraxx however, the author must give express permission for their work to be quoted verbatim no matter what.<ref>https://rumble.com/v6vke61-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-how-they-do-it.-6302025..html?start=910</ref> He brushes off any claim to the fair use clause as a "loophole" used by trolls to steal his content, especially against archive channels repuloading his videos for documentation or commentary channels.

=== Wance Chilkins ===
Wance Chilkins is a character used as a stand-in by [[William Gloryhole]] to mass-copyright Cyraxx’s music, thus effectively preventing him from publishing his “work” as his own without getting copyright claimed. This caused much chagrin to Cyraxx who has repeatedly threatened William with legal action to reclaim his music, usually with ridiculous prejudice to satisfy his juvenile vengeance fantasies.

Of course, he brushes off the glaring contradiction that pretty much his entire discography consists of either stolen tracks or AI-generated content, which cannot be copywritten in due form in the first place.

== Discography ==
Cyraxx has made an extensive amount of music ever since his early internet days.

=== Lost Innocence ===
Cyraxx made a music video<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWakS_rGgQ&pp=ygUVQ3lyYXh4IGxvc3QgaW5ub2NlbmNl</ref> during his early internet presence where he tactlessly made a rap cover of a poem made by a rape and human trafficking victim, which is probably one of the best examples of his lack of empathy and social skills.

<vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWakS_rGgQ&pp=ygUVQ3lyYXh4IGxvc3QgaW5ub2NlbmNl
</vidtab>

=== Street Racing Scene ===
''Street Racing Scene'' is a [[Delusions and Ego|self-indulgent]] mess of a song about his non-existent [[Racing|racing career]]. Despite the fact this song doesn't rhyme a single time, it still is the best song - and arguably thing - that Cyraxx has ever produced.<blockquote>Ey yo, here we go! Light 'em up boys! Rev those engines! Let's go! Rev those engines here we go!

Cruising around town with nowhere to go

Cruising around town just me and my homies

Hitting in with the drift scene hitting up the drag scene

Doing everything that we gotta do to get our names on here in the street racing scene

Going fast as we can, [[Paraphilia|got that ass 15]]

Looking real up town with that nice ass drift pack

Got that lambo with that motherfuckin' underglow, looking real mean god-damn

Chevy TAHoE with that motherfuckin' lift kit, everybody wanna face me, it's me and my crew

Doing what we gotta do here on the street racing scene, who the fuck do you think you are, can't battle me

See you on the drift track with Vaughn Gittin Jr. right behind me

Call me the motherfucking DK of the drift scene

You can't even catch me ain't no street I'm lost up on me and my team, me and my homies

Keep it underground where it should be the, underground racing is where we are

We run the scene, I've been running the scene since I was 16

Ain't nobody stopping me whenever I see red and blue lights in my rearview, hit the nothing never look back

Live by the street code

Die by the wheel and I'm gone

I was pulling by the legendary wheel, die by the wheel is all I've known

Me and homies cruising around in the street scene

Ain't nobody doing it better than me or my team

The underground racing is where is that for me, keeping it stream a hundred all the time

Live by the street scene 100 percent underground for me</blockquote>

=== Wonderwall ===
In May of 2023, Cyraxx, recorded himself doing a cover of the song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syv4Gw90QeI "Wonderwall" by Oasis] on a [[Kick Saga|Kick stream]] after his viewers nagged him to sing it despite Cyraxx hating the song. This cover is quite possibly Cyraxx's worst cover ever.

He put a demon voice filter on to hide how bad his singing voice is, and as a result, his weird screeches clash with Oasis' music, which is a Britpop band. Cyraxx clearly didn't memorize the lyrics as well, as throughout the cover, he misses almost every verse and chorus. What didn't cross Cyraxx's mind when covering Wonderwall was that Wonderwall is infamous for narcissistic amateurs loving the song and singing it horribly - this joke predictably went over Cyraxx's head

=== Sound of Silence ===
One song that Cyraxx has sung on more than one occasion is Disturbed's rendition of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUtNrxaqhM "Sound of Silence"] by Simon and Garfunkel. In each cover, Cyraxx's piss poor vocals are in plain view for everyone to hear. To top it off Cyraxx more than likely has no idea that this is a Simon and Garfunkel song and thinks that Disturbed were the true writers of the song

== Music Taste ==
Like all things relating to Cyraxx, His taste in music is fucking atrocious. Many of the artists that Cyraxx listens too often come from the same genres: Nu Metal, Metalcore, Screamo, Emo Rap, MAGA Rap, Pop Punk and Butt Rock (all of these are awful music genres). Some of the artists he has been known to listen to besides Linkin Park are also noteworthy specifically: [[wikipedia:Trapt|Trapt]], [[wikipedia:Tom_MacDonald_(rapper)|Tom Macdonald]], [[wikipedia:Falling_in_Reverse|Falling In Reverse]] and [[wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]] due to them having racist views or known for pushing racist ideologies which [[Bigotry|isn't too far from how Cyraxx is as a person]]

== Singing ==
Cyraxx claims that he specializes in metal screaming. This is a singing technique that requires extensive skills and training, as it puts significant strain of the vocal chords. Cyraxx, however, attempts to replicate the effect by tightening up his throat to produce a raspy voice, resembling more of a guttural scream or a vocalization reminiscent of someone being choked.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDH7ChLbXdw</ref>

Likely being self-aware of his poor singing abilities, Cyraxx often makes copious use of autotune and audio filters to hide his flaws as much as possible. That is, he ends up stacking so many effects on top of each other that his lyrics quickly turn into an unintelligible cacophony. Otherwise, Cyraxx struggles to hit any of the notes properly, mumbles the lyrics or trips over his words when the tempo gets too fast, and makes very odd inflections in an attempt to produce a semblance of a melody.

== Artificial Intelligence ==
[[File:CyraxxAiBand1.png|thumb|Gorillaz better watch out|427x427px]]
Like many talentless hacks of his era, Cyraxx is heavily relying on AI to generate songs. As generative artificial intelligence became more powerful and readily available to the wider public, Cyraxx has been putting less and less of his own work into "his" music, instead letting the AI do everything for him. When criticized on the fact that he is not actually creating his own music, Cyraxx will get defensive about his "process", or attempt to twist his lazy use of AI into an avant-garde creative decision of combining "human and machine". Furthermore, Cyraxx generally uses free or very outdated models, and never reviews the result before showing it to the world, leading to laughably janky, unstable compositions.

The most egregious example is his "Hollow Frequency" animated band, where both the music and visuals were created using AI. The result, naturally, was a feverish slop of broken, looped animations and bland lyrics screamed over computer-generated music.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5jwcex-cyraxx-on-yt.-hallow-frequency-lost-in-the-shadows-official-music-video.-10.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref><ref>https://rumble.com/v5jwcms-cyraxx-on-yt.-break-down-the-walls.-10232024.-ai-made-trash....html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>

Cyraxx still had the gall of threatening trolls of legal repercussion and DMCA strikes if they ever so dare to use his "intellectual property" without permission, despite the fact that AI-generated content cannot be copyrighted.<ref>https://www.copyright.gov/ai/ai_policy_guidance.pdf</ref>

== Instruments ==
Cyraxx owns a whole orchestra of instruments bought for him by Sally over the years. However, he has never bothered learning how to properly play any of them. The biggest issue in that regard is that Cyraxx will tinker with one instrument for some time, and promptly abandon it for another. When given the advice to learn the basics one instrument at a time, Cyraxx rebuffs by saying that it would "hold back" his creativity, and that he is deliberately ignoring basics to create something entirely new from the ground up. Speaking of which, Cyraxx's narcissistic delusion that he is a "musical genius" is enough to convince him that the noises he makes with those instruments are instant masterpieces that need no further improvement, therefore seeing no use in even ''trying'' to practice.

=== Electric Guitar ===
Cyraxx owns multiple guitars, either gifted to him by enablers or bought for cheap. His main guitar of choice which has been nicknamed "The Scabbicaster" by some is a [https://www.glarrymusic.com/glarry-gst-electric-guitar-w-20w-amplifier-ssh-pickups-blue-sunset-p316.html Glarry GST HSS] which is an incredibly cheap clone of a Fender Stratocaster.

Like every other instrument that the Goblin touches, he can't play at all. Anytime Cyraxx performs a cover of a song on his guitar he usually either completely ignores how the song is supposed to be played or he plays to the vocals. His playing technique revolves around him using only using his index and middle fingers akin to that of [[wikipedia:Django_Reinhardt|Django Reinhardt]], whereas Django had lost the ability to use his ring and pinkie fingers due to a fire and was already an experienced guitarist, Cyraxx is merely an incompetent idiot. During one of his first streams with the guitar, Cyraxx [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8sQ6L_XI4 accidentally dropped it] after putting it down, which unironically made a better sound then when Raxx is actually playing.

<vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8sQ6L_XI4
</vidtab>

=== Acoustic Guitar ===
In a few Pre-Marty Era livestreams Cyraxx is seen playing a completely different guitar, more than likely purchased by [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]]. The guitar appears to be some sort of cheap [[wikipedia:Classical_guitar|Nylon String classical guitar]]. The fate of this guitar is currently unknown with some believing he simply broke one or 2 strings and couldn't be fucked to figure out how to change the strings.

=== Ocarina ===
Gifted by [[Lava]], Cyraxx damaged it by throwing it against the wall and eventually broke it.

=== Harmonica ===
Cyraxx owns an harmonica which he used on few of his covers. Cyraxx seems to struggle with producing notes, leading to a monotonous, barely melodic result.<ref>https://youtu.be/pxRmBDi4ziI?list=PLrMQCsVcG1ucD10Hx9LD7AjYno3g52P_y&t=123</ref>

=== Violin ===
Unknown fate, probably destroyed.

=== Keyboard ===
Cyraxx owns multiple synthesizer keyboards, which he generally uses to play piano. Keen-eyed observers have noticed that Cyraxx never uses the black keys, suggesting a nigh-complete lack of understanding about the instrument. When commenters started pointing out this detail, Cyraxx attempted to save face by saying it was a deliberate choice of style that only his "genius" musical mind would understand.

=== Didgeridoo ===
Cyraxx owns a Didgeridoo, a traditional Aboriginal wind instrument which he never bothered to learn how to properly play. Instead of producing the instrument's distinctive droning sound by vibrating his lips, he attempts to vocalize notes in the instrument's chamber, producing a childish, amateur cacophony.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNEO_LslM8&t=179s</ref>

== Sources ==

Music

2026-05-03T19:38:04Z

StupidStu: /* History */

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[[File:Cyraxx Guitar.jpg|thumb|308x308px|WILKINS IS GOD]]Much like [https://wiki.lolcow.city/daniel-larson/Daniel_Larson Daniel Larson], [[Cyraxx]] has been pursuing '''music''' ever since he was a kid - more specifically, becoming a rapper and DJ. Cyraxx has been making ''"music"'' since the inception of his [[Social Media Accounts|first channel]] such as rap-style content and occasional rock music, but like any [[Art|form of art]] he tries to produce, the end product lacks any sort of quality. In Cyraxx's delusion world, his music is of course pure gold waiting to be discovered by a producer or the wider public, upholding his work as nothing less than pure genius and going as far as claiming that he created his very own genre of music.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mmHHnDKuPc</ref> Cyraxx's music, even though it isn't very good, is the only real job he's had, as he has made a staggering $5.81 off of music streaming and was once signed onto a record label by [[Erik Skrubbalo]] before betraying him and getting kicked off of it. Cyraxx has "''made''" many songs on his SoundCloud,<ref>https://soundcloud.com/chance-wilkins-503864482/albums</ref> Spotify,<ref>https://open.spotify.com/album/0oixypa4f1Y9dyFRfnbpSL</ref> and YouTube channels where his discography is archived. Sffice to say, his music is frankly ass and he got no talent. He very rarely actually makes his own original music, only screaming over pre-made beats at 3 in the morning and waking up his parents, as shown in the Chester Bennington scream video.

Much like his [[art]], his music is extensively stolen and plagiarized from people with actual talent.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMpCPUQjSDw</ref><ref>https://archive.org/details/cyraxx-stolen-songs/CYRAXX%20STOLEN%20SONGS%20V2/page/n1/mode/2up</ref> One of the more well-known examples of this is when he stole music from an artist called [https://www.youtube.com/c/ZentrixBeats Zentrix Beats] and tried to frame Zentrix as the bad guy when she took it down for copyright reasons, as Cyraxx was apparently paying her with "exposure," as if exposure from a [[Pedophile|known pedophile]] is worth anything.

== History ==
Some of Cyraxx's earliest content are music videos, and his first known music video is a was a skating music video called "Its So Delicious Demo DJ shadowBlad FT The Pozzezzed one,"<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2012-4-3-Its-So-Delicious-Demo-DJ-shadowBlad-FT-The-Pozzezzed-one:0</ref> which was released on the 3rd of April, 2012.<vidtab>
https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2012-4-3-Its-So-Delicious-Demo-DJ-shadowBlad-FT-The-Pozzezzed-one:0
</vidtab>During the same year, Cyraxx was signed to a small record label out of pity by an artist named Erik Skrubbalo. Cyraxx then repaid Erik's grace by stealing material from him and his label, including songs, tracks and even his very monicker; which was taken from an album titled "The Cyraxx Complex". The straw that broke the camel's back for Erik was when Cyraxx attempted to submit a song stolen from another artist, causing Erik to get in hot water with the original author and Erik to scold Cyraxx.

Furious, Cyraxx threw the label's dog tags into a lake after disassociating himself from the Juggalo community.<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2013-Girlfriend-Leaving-The-Juggalo-Life-Style:7</ref> Erik, of course, kicked him off the label, which caused Cyraxx to then immediately make an "apology" video to get back on the label,<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2013-2-28-Were-honestly--srry-skrubbalo:9</ref> where he claimed that Sally told him to throw Erik's dog tags into a lake and that he only did it because he was angry. This obviously did not work.

== Copyright ==
Copyrights and due royalties have been an ever-pervasive issue in Cyraxx’s musical “career." While Cyraxx is more than happy to steal beats from other artists, use AI to create tracks (if not entire songs) and whine at musicians and producers for charging too much for their work,<ref>https://youtu.be/UN0D50Q_pUk?t=90</ref> he is extremely defensive about the rights and value of his own “work”. However, due to laziness, [[Intelligence|limited intellect]], or [[Finances|non-existent financial means]], Cyraxx was never able to formally protect any of his work, leaving the door wide open for trolls to swoop in and claim his music as theirs.

His understanding of copyright law appears to be both deeply flawed and highly self-serving. While he is correct in believing that intellectual property is automatically granted upon the creation of a work, he often overlooks the practical realities of enforcement - namely that rights typically go to the party who registers or files first. This has left him vulnerable to copyright trolls and largely powerless to dispute their claims, as he lacks the knowledge or means to properly contest them. In addition, he seems to be under the impression that intellectual property falls under criminal law, and thus threatens whoever takes his music with prison sentences.

When the topic of him taking music material without permission is brought up, Chance is quick to deflect with excuses or claim that his accusers have no proof. He frequently cites "sampling" or covering songs as justification for using another artist's track, arguing that adding his own lyrics or vocals makes the work his own. However, for such uses to qualify as fair use, they must be meaningfully transformative, Chance’s alterations usually fall well below that standard, leaving him open to legitimate infringement claims.

Speaking of faire use, Cyraxx does not believe in this concept. While what constitutes "fair use" can be a blurry line, for Cyraxx however, the author must give express permission for their work to be quoted verbatim no matter what.<ref>https://rumble.com/v6vke61-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-how-they-do-it.-6302025..html?start=910</ref> He brushes off any claim to the fair use clause as a "loophole" used by trolls to steal his content, especially against archive channels repuloading his videos for documentation or commentary channels.

=== Wance Chilkins ===
Wance Chilkins is a character used as a stand-in by [[William Gloryhole]] to mass-copyright Cyraxx’s music, thus effectively preventing him from publishing his “work” as his own without getting copyright claimed. This caused much chagrin to Cyraxx who has repeatedly threatened William with legal action to reclaim his music, usually with ridiculous prejudice to satisfy his juvenile vengeance fantasies.

Of course, he brushes off the glaring contradiction that pretty much his entire discography consists of either stolen tracks or AI-generated content, which cannot be copywritten in due form in the first place.

== Discography ==
Cyraxx has made an extensive amount of music ever since his early internet days.

=== Lost Innocence ===
Cyraxx made a music video<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWakS_rGgQ&pp=ygUVQ3lyYXh4IGxvc3QgaW5ub2NlbmNl</ref> during his early internet presence where he tactlessly made a rap cover of a poem made by a rape and human trafficking victim, which is probably one of the best examples of his lack of empathy and social skills.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJWakS_rGgQ&pp=ygUVQ3lyYXh4IGxvc3QgaW5ub2NlbmNl
</vidtab>

=== Street Racing Scene ===
''Street Racing Scene'' is a [[Delusions and Ego|self-indulgent]] mess of a song about his non-existent [[Racing|racing career]]. Despite the fact this song doesn't rhyme a single time, it still is the best song - and arguably thing - that Cyraxx has ever produced.<blockquote>Ey yo, here we go! Light 'em up boys! Rev those engines! Let's go! Rev those engines here we go!

Cruising around town with nowhere to go

Cruising around town just me and my homies

Hitting in with the drift scene hitting up the drag scene

Doing everything that we gotta do to get our names on here in the street racing scene

Going fast as we can, [[Paraphilia|got that ass 15]]

Looking real up town with that nice ass drift pack

Got that lambo with that motherfuckin' underglow, looking real mean god-damn

Chevy TAHoE with that motherfuckin' lift kit, everybody wanna face me, it's me and my crew

Doing what we gotta do here on the street racing scene, who the fuck do you think you are, can't battle me

See you on the drift track with Vaughn Gittin Jr. right behind me

Call me the motherfucking DK of the drift scene

You can't even catch me ain't no street I'm lost up on me and my team, me and my homies

Keep it underground where it should be the, underground racing is where we are

We run the scene, I've been running the scene since I was 16

Ain't nobody stopping me whenever I see red and blue lights in my rearview, hit the nothing never look back

Live by the street code

Die by the wheel and I'm gone

I was pulling by the legendary wheel, die by the wheel is all I've known

Me and homies cruising around in the street scene

Ain't nobody doing it better than me or my team

The underground racing is where is that for me, keeping it stream a hundred all the time

Live by the street scene 100 percent underground for me</blockquote>

=== Wonderwall ===
In May of 2023, Cyraxx, recorded himself doing a cover of the song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syv4Gw90QeI "Wonderwall" by Oasis] on a [[Kick Saga|Kick stream]] after his viewers nagged him to sing it despite Cyraxx hating the song. This cover is quite possibly Cyraxx's worst cover ever.

He put a demon voice filter on to hide how bad his singing voice is, and as a result, his weird screeches clash with Oasis' music, which is a Britpop band. Cyraxx clearly didn't memorize the lyrics as well, as throughout the cover, he misses almost every verse and chorus. What didn't cross Cyraxx's mind when covering Wonderwall was that Wonderwall is infamous for narcissistic amateurs loving the song and singing it horribly - this joke predictably went over Cyraxx's head

=== Sound of Silence ===
One song that Cyraxx has sung on more than one occasion is Disturbed's rendition of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIUtNrxaqhM "Sound of Silence"] by Simon and Garfunkel. In each cover, Cyraxx's piss poor vocals are in plain view for everyone to hear. To top it off Cyraxx more than likely has no idea that this is a Simon and Garfunkel song and thinks that Disturbed were the true writers of the song

== Music Taste ==
Like all things relating to Cyraxx, His taste in music is fucking atrocious. Many of the artists that Cyraxx listens too often come from the same genres: Nu Metal, Metalcore, Screamo, Emo Rap, MAGA Rap, Pop Punk and Butt Rock (all of these are awful music genres). Some of the artists he has been known to listen to besides Linkin Park are also noteworthy specifically: [[wikipedia:Trapt|Trapt]], [[wikipedia:Tom_MacDonald_(rapper)|Tom Macdonald]], [[wikipedia:Falling_in_Reverse|Falling In Reverse]] and [[wikipedia:Pantera|Pantera]] due to them having racist views or known for pushing racist ideologies which [[Bigotry|isn't too far from how Cyraxx is as a person]]

== Singing ==
Cyraxx claims that he specializes in metal screaming. This is a singing technique that requires extensive skills and training, as it puts significant strain of the vocal chords. Cyraxx, however, attempts to replicate the effect by tightening up his throat to produce a raspy voice, resembling more of a guttural scream or a vocalization reminiscent of someone being choked.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDH7ChLbXdw</ref>

Likely being self-aware of his poor singing abilities, Cyraxx often makes copious use of autotune and audio filters to hide his flaws as much as possible. That is, he ends up stacking so many effects on top of each other that his lyrics quickly turn into an unintelligible cacophony. Otherwise, Cyraxx struggles to hit any of the notes properly, mumbles the lyrics or trips over his words when the tempo gets too fast, and makes very odd inflections in an attempt to produce a semblance of a melody.

== Artificial Intelligence ==
[[File:CyraxxAiBand1.png|thumb|Gorillaz better watch out|427x427px]]
Like many talentless hacks of his era, Cyraxx is heavily relying on AI to generate songs. As generative artificial intelligence became more powerful and readily available to the wider public, Cyraxx has been putting less and less of his own work into "his" music, instead letting the AI do everything for him. When criticized on the fact that he is not actually creating his own music, Cyraxx will get defensive about his "process", or attempt to twist his lazy use of AI into an avant-garde creative decision of combining "human and machine". Furthermore, Cyraxx generally uses free or very outdated models, and never reviews the result before showing it to the world, leading to laughably janky, unstable compositions.

The most egregious example is his "Hollow Frequency" animated band, where both the music and visuals were created using AI. The result, naturally, was a feverish slop of broken, looped animations and bland lyrics screamed over computer-generated music.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5jwcex-cyraxx-on-yt.-hallow-frequency-lost-in-the-shadows-official-music-video.-10.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref><ref>https://rumble.com/v5jwcms-cyraxx-on-yt.-break-down-the-walls.-10232024.-ai-made-trash....html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>

Cyraxx still had the gall of threatening trolls of legal repercussion and DMCA strikes if they ever so dare to use his "intellectual property" without permission, despite the fact that AI-generated content cannot be copyrighted.<ref>https://www.copyright.gov/ai/ai_policy_guidance.pdf</ref>

== Instruments ==
Cyraxx owns a whole orchestra of instruments bought for him by Sally over the years. However, he has never bothered learning how to properly play any of them. The biggest issue in that regard is that Cyraxx will tinker with one instrument for some time, and promptly abandon it for another. When given the advice to learn the basics one instrument at a time, Cyraxx rebuffs by saying that it would "hold back" his creativity, and that he is deliberately ignoring basics to create something entirely new from the ground up. Speaking of which, Cyraxx's narcissistic delusion that he is a "musical genius" is enough to convince him that the noises he makes with those instruments are instant masterpieces that need no further improvement, therefore seeing no use in even ''trying'' to practice.

=== Electric Guitar ===
Cyraxx owns multiple guitars, either gifted to him by enablers or bought for cheap. His main guitar of choice which has been nicknamed "The Scabbicaster" by some is a [https://www.glarrymusic.com/glarry-gst-electric-guitar-w-20w-amplifier-ssh-pickups-blue-sunset-p316.html Glarry GST HSS] which is an incredibly cheap clone of a Fender Stratocaster.

Like every other instrument that the Goblin touches, he can't play at all. Anytime Cyraxx performs a cover of a song on his guitar he usually either completely ignores how the song is supposed to be played or he plays to the vocals. His playing technique revolves around him using only using his index and middle fingers akin to that of [[wikipedia:Django_Reinhardt|Django Reinhardt]], whereas Django had lost the ability to use his ring and pinkie fingers due to a fire and was already an experienced guitarist, Cyraxx is merely an incompetent idiot. During one of his first streams with the guitar, Cyraxx [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8sQ6L_XI4 accidentally dropped it] after putting it down, which unironically made a better sound then when Raxx is actually playing.

<vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8sQ6L_XI4
</vidtab>

=== Acoustic Guitar ===
In a few Pre-Marty Era livestreams Cyraxx is seen playing a completely different guitar, more than likely purchased by [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]]. The guitar appears to be some sort of cheap [[wikipedia:Classical_guitar|Nylon String classical guitar]]. The fate of this guitar is currently unknown with some believing he simply broke one or 2 strings and couldn't be fucked to figure out how to change the strings.

=== Ocarina ===
Gifted by [[Lava]], Cyraxx damaged it by throwing it against the wall and eventually broke it.

=== Harmonica ===
Cyraxx owns an harmonica which he used on few of his covers. Cyraxx seems to struggle with producing notes, leading to a monotonous, barely melodic result.<ref>https://youtu.be/pxRmBDi4ziI?list=PLrMQCsVcG1ucD10Hx9LD7AjYno3g52P_y&t=123</ref>

=== Violin ===
Unknown fate, probably destroyed.

=== Keyboard ===
Cyraxx owns multiple synthesizer keyboards, which he generally uses to play piano. Keen-eyed observers have noticed that Cyraxx never uses the black keys, suggesting a nigh-complete lack of understanding about the instrument. When commenters started pointing out this detail, Cyraxx attempted to save face by saying it was a deliberate choice of style that only his "genius" musical mind would understand.

=== Didgeridoo ===
Cyraxx owns a Didgeridoo, a traditional Aboriginal wind instrument which he never bothered to learn how to properly play. Instead of producing the instrument's distinctive droning sound by vibrating his lips, he attempts to vocalize notes in the instrument's chamber, producing a childish, amateur cacophony.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNEO_LslM8&t=179s</ref>

== Sources ==

Ruple Smith

2026-05-02T16:54:10Z

StupidStu:

{{Doxxing}}{{WIP}}{{Infobox|name=Ruple Marx Smith|DOB=February 1968|Gender=Male|Parents=[[Sally Wilkins]], William D. Smith|Occupation=Unknown}}

'''Ruple Marx Smith''' (also known as '''Oengus Ravenwood''') (born February 1968) is the biological father of [[Cyraxx]] and ex-husband of [[Connie Lobdell]], whom he separated with after his conviction for raping a girl on a bike path in 1994.<ref>https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ak-supreme-court/1297058.html</ref> Connie and Ruple had two children together. The first, named Buddy, was taken by the authorities almost immediately after his birth and presumably adopted in a foster family. Cyraxx was born around 13 months later, and was adopted by Sally after Ruple was arrested.

== Overview ==
Not much is known about Ruple's life, but it is known that when he married Connie, it was, as according to Cyraxx's stepfather, in a very questionably consensual way as Connie was cognitively impaired and was drastically less functional than Ruple.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6t6_WyOlI&t=822s</ref> What is known however is that Ruple was abusive towards Connie when she was pregnant with chance.

=== Bike Path Incident ===
In 1994, Ruple blindfolded a 14 year old girl and dragged her off the bike path she was riding on to rape her. After the crime was reported and the victim gave her testimony, a police sketch of the assaillant was publicly released. Upon catching wind of this, Ruple attempted to get a step ahead and contacted the authorities himself to inform them that ''he was NOT the person in the sketch,'' and that the spot-on ressemblance was mere coincidence. Unsurprisingly, Ruple was immediately considered a suspect and arrested. Not only did the sketch resemble him, but the bike tire treads he left at the scene perfectly matched the tires of his bike. Clearly, Cyraxx's poor [[Intelligence|intellect]] was generational. After being convicted, the authorities deemed Connie mentally unfit to take care of 3-year-old Chance by herself, leading to his adoption by [[Sally]]. Cyraxx did not know that Ruple was his biological father until he was around 10 years old.

In 2008, Ruple attempted to appeal his sentence on the grounds that the state trooper that arrested him did not read the [[wikipedia:Miranda_warning|Miranda Warning]], and thus was not informed that he had the right to withold incriminating information<ref>https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ak-court-of-appeals/1421864.html</ref>. The appeal was filed for review by the state to the Alaska Supreme Court, which ultimately upheld Ruple's sentence because he had made his incriminating statements before being put into custody, and thus the trooper's error had no impact on the case's outcome.

=== Exposed again ===
In 2021, members of the Cyraxx community discovered a Pinterest account belonging to Ruple, featuring photos of boys dressed in feminine clothing accompanied by sinister comments. This resulted in people calling the car detailing business where Ruple was working at and getting him fired.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H6LO5p-spc</ref>

In the wake of this sordid discovery, [[MusicBizMarty]] hosted a livestream on March 24th 2021, where he and Schmeckle Cat interviewed and probed Ruple for an explanation.
<vidtab>
https://rumble.com/v2n32wf-cyraxx-classic-clips-marty-interviews-cyraxxs-father-ruple-smith.html
</vidtab>

=== Highlights ===

* After purging his sentence, Ruple had a relationship with a woman named Scarlet. They broke up after Ruple's decision to transition, leaving him unable to give her children.
* Ruple repeatedly denies using those images for sexual gratification, instead claiming that he created this account at the behest of a fellow transgender colleague, a so-called Austin, who after being harassed wanted to raise awareness for "transgender youth". When questioned on the disturbing descriptions accompanying the pictures (such as : "Feminized soccer boys are easy to convince"), he feigns ignorance saying that those comments had been left by other creeps before he saved those pictures on his account. Unsurprisingly, nobody on panel is convinced by this contrived story. There is also conveniently no trace of this awareness "campaign" left, with Ruple claiming that the reason why the Pinterest account was still up was due to him losing the password.
* Ruple gets very defensive when asked for his opinion on the [[Blind Billy]] situation, insisting that he was now clean and had no issues through his parole despite the question not being about him.
* Ruple insists that what he has done to that girl is in the past and that he has "paid" for his mistakes, completely disregarding the fact that the reason he was fired was due to him being exposed for ''still'' engaging in the behaviors that got him convicted in the first place. This excuse is eerily reminiscent of how Cyraxx handles getting caught engaging inappropriately with minors, insisting that it is in the "past" and brushing off recent evidence.
* Ruple says that he would not be able to handle Chance and cannot stand him. He even goes as far as to say that his biggest fear about Sally's death would be having to take care of Cyraxx.
* Ruple staunchly denies being a pedophile, saying that he had no idea that the victim was 14 until the trial. He also makes an extremely off-putting comment about the size of the victim's breasts as "proof" that she could have been reasonably mistaken for an adult woman. Schmeckle Cat highlights how nonchalant he is talking about raping, and how he seems more offended at being called a pedophile rather than being remorseful for his actions.
* Ruple was largely raised by his father, as Sally divorced him when he was five years old.

== Interactions with Cyraxx ==
To put it plainly, Ruple doesn't give a shit about Cyraxx and the feeling is mutual on Cyraxx's side (unless it's complaining about the trolls costing Ruple his job).

== Sources ==

Ruple Smith

2026-05-02T16:50:30Z

StupidStu:

{{Doxxing}}{{WIP}}{{Infobox|name=Ruple Marx Smith|DOB=February 1968|Gender=Male|Parents=[[Sally Wilkins]], William D. Smith|Occupation=Unknown}}

'''Ruple Marx Smith''' (also known as '''Oengus Ravenwood''') (born February 1968) is the biological father of [[Cyraxx]] and ex-husband of [[Connie Lobdell]], whom he separated with after his conviction for raping a girl on a bike path in 1994.<ref>https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ak-supreme-court/1297058.html</ref> Connie and Ruple had 2 children together, with Cyraxx being the second. Both of them were taken away by the state of Alaska, Cyraxx having been taken immediately after birth. Due to Cyraxx being adopted by Ruple's own mother, he was sometimes refering to Ruple as his "brother".

== Overview ==
Not much is known about Ruple's life, but it is known that when he married Connie, it was, as according to Cyraxx's stepfather, in a very questionably consentual way as Connie was cognitively impaired and was drastically less functional than Ruple to a point where it made the relationship very questionable.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6t6_WyOlI&t=822s</ref> What is known however is that Ruple was abusive towards Connie when she was pregnant with chance.

=== Bike Path Incident ===
In 1994, Ruple blindfolded a 14 year old girl and dragged her off the bike path she was riding on to rape her. After the crime was reported and the victim gave her testimony, a police sketch of the assaillant was publicly released. Upon catching wind of this, Ruple attempted to get a step ahead and contacted the authorities himself to inform them that ''he was NOT the person in the sketch,'' and that the spot-on ressemblance was mere coincidence. Unsurprisingly, Ruple was immediately considered a suspect and arrested. Not only did the sketch resemble him, but the bike tire treads he left at the scene perfectly matched the tires of his bike. Clearly, Cyraxx's poor [[Intelligence|intellect]] was generational. After being convicted, the authorities deemed Connie mentally unfit to take care of 3-year-old Chance by herself, leading to his adoption by [[Sally]]. Cyraxx did not know that Ruple was his biological father until he was around 10 years old.

In 2008, Ruple attempted to appeal his sentence on the grounds that the state trooper that arrested him did not read the [[wikipedia:Miranda_warning|Miranda Warning]], and thus was not informed that he had the right to withold incriminating information<ref>https://caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ak-court-of-appeals/1421864.html</ref>. The appeal was filed for review by the state to the Alaska Supreme Court, which ultimately upheld Ruple's sentence because he had made his incriminating statements before being put into custody, and thus the trooper's error had no impact on the case's outcome.

=== Exposed again ===
In 2021, members of the Cyraxx community discovered a Pinterest account belonging to Ruple, featuring photos of boys dressed in feminine clothing accompanied by sinister comments. This resulted in people calling the car detailing business where Ruple was working at and getting him fired.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H6LO5p-spc</ref>

In the wake of this sordid discovery, [[MusicBizMarty]] hosted a livestream on March 24th 2021, where he and Schmeckle Cat interviewed and probed Ruple for an explanation.
<vidtab>
https://rumble.com/v2n32wf-cyraxx-classic-clips-marty-interviews-cyraxxs-father-ruple-smith.html
</vidtab>

=== Highlights ===

* After purging his sentence, Ruple had a relationship with a woman named Scarlet. They broke up after Ruple's decision to transition, leaving him unable to give her children.
* Ruple repeatedly denies using those images for sexual gratification, instead claiming that he created this account at the behest of a fellow transgender colleague, a so-called Austin, who after being harassed wanted to raise awareness for "transgender youth". When questioned on the disturbing descriptions accompanying the pictures (such as : "Feminized soccer boys are easy to convince"), he feigns ignorance saying that those comments had been left by other creeps before he saved those pictures on his account. Unsurprisingly, nobody on panel is convinced by this contrived story. There is also conveniently no trace of this awareness "campaign" left, with Ruple claiming that the reason why the Pinterest account was still up was due to him losing the password.
* Ruple gets very defensive when asked for his opinion on the [[Blind Billy]] situation, insisting that he was now clean and had no issues through his parole despite the question not being about him.
* Ruple insists that what he has done to that girl is in the past and that he has "paid" for his mistakes, completely disregarding the fact that the reason he was fired was due to him being exposed for ''still'' engaging in the behaviors that got him convicted in the first place. This excuse is eerily reminiscent of how Cyraxx handles getting caught engaging inappropriately with minors, insisting that it is in the "past" and brushing off recent evidence.
* Ruple says that he would not be able to handle Chance and cannot stand him. He even goes as far as to say that his biggest fear about Sally's death would be having to take care of Cyraxx.
* Ruple staunchly denies being a pedophile, saying that he had no idea that the victim was 14 until the trial. He also makes an extremely off-putting comment about the size of the victim's breasts as "proof" that she could have been reasonably mistaken for an adult woman. Schmeckle Cat highlights how nonchalant he is talking about raping, and how he seems more offended at being called a pedophile rather than being remorseful for his actions.
* Ruple was largely raised by his father, as Sally divorced him when he was five years old.

== Interactions with Cyraxx ==
To put it plainly, Ruple doesn't give a shit about Cyraxx and the feeling is mutual on Cyraxx's side (unless it's complaining about the trolls costing Ruple his job).

== Sources ==

High School

2026-05-01T17:33:14Z

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Since moving to Akron, Cyraxx went to two different high schools, Garfield High and North High, until he was kicked out of the school system in 2014. Although there is little information about his time there, the few testimonies from family members and former classmates reveal interesting insights into Cyraxx's pre-internet personality, as well his general potential in life.

Cyraxx greatly struggled academically, in no small part due to his learning disabilities and presumably his lack of drive for improvement. As a result, Cyraxx attended high school until he was expelled at 23 years old, and has never obtained his General Education Diploma (GED). Oddly enough, there are no accounts of Cyraxx being put in special education or given any sort of remedial support, although there are some rumors that he was given special, easier assignments by teachers.

== History ==

=== Expulsion ===
Cyraxx was expelled from High School in 2014 following an incident which is still up to debate today. According to Cyraxx’s aunt, Cyraxx was expelled after he accepted a dare from his classmates who challenged him to jump off the second floor of the school. Unsurprisingly, this stupid stunt failed catastrophically and resulted in a broken arm, and a broken ego. In the aftermath, Cyraxx tried telling the police that the kids who gave him the dare pushed him off the roof. He was then presumably expelled from school when his lie was eventually ousted<ref>https://youtu.be/SKKhdbPTThc?t=498</ref>.

The second likely cause is an incident that occurred off-campus. Due to a power outage, Cyraxx had to spend the night at a classmate’s house, a legally blind boy nicknamed Blind Billy. In an interview with [[MusicBizMarty]] in 2021, Blind Billy recalls that in the middle the night, Cyraxx attempted to sexually assault him by rubbing his groin against his butt and fellating him without his conscent<ref>https://youtu.be/XV0y13UqmD4?t=1621</ref>. The next day, Blind Billy reported the incident to the school, presumably leading to Cyraxx’s expulsion. Although a very likely cause for his expulsion, Blind Billy claims that he saw Cyraxx in school after the incident.

Even if no wrong was committed, it is unlikely that North High would have kept Cyraxx anyways, as he had since passed the maximum age to be elligible for free compulsory education, and would have most likely been denied attendance next year.

=== Aftermath ===
Despite showing clear signs of learning defficiencies, low intellect and even admitting to be drawing in his books in class instead of listening, Cyraxx wholeheartedly believes that the only reason why he failed to obtain his GED is because he was "ripped off" by the school. He invented various conspiracy theories to this end, such as his black female principal being "racist" against white men, or the school practicing a "selective passing" system that basically prevented ugly students from graduating to preserve the institution's image<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRN6rfwDsCc</ref>. This of course makes absolutely no logical sense; schools are evaluated on the number of graduates they produce every year, and not how pretty said-graduates look on stage. Also, if the school hated Cyraxx so much, they would have made efforts to get rid of him instead of continuing to spend resources just out of pure spite.

Cyraxx also claims to have had a 3.8 Grade Point Average (GPA) on his last year of school, something that is evidently untrue since that means he would have had an average grade of A. The passing GPA in most high schools is of 2.0, and given the fact that Cyraxx was held back several times and to this day still struggles with basic subjects like [[Intelligence|math]], his actual GPA was certainly far lower. Furthermore, Cyraxx did not even reach 12th grade; rumors are that he was as far back as in 9th grade at the age of 23 when he was expelled. Even if he did pass, he would still have at least several more grades to go through before even graduating.

On other occasions, Cyraxx says that he was removed from Garfield High for his own protection after the Blind Billy incident<ref>https://youtu.be/XV0y13UqmD4?t=4037</ref>, because according to him, it was Blind Billy that raped him, and not the other way around. This reason obviously makes no sense, and Cyraxx being known as a pathological liar does not give any more credence to his version of facts.

As of this day, Cyraxx has made no attempt at obtaining his GED, claiming that the test was prohibitively expensive (although the test fee is $144, the state can subsidize up to $80)<ref>https://www.ged.com/policies/ohio/</ref>.

== Sources ==

North High

2026-05-01T17:07:02Z

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High School

2026-05-01T17:07:01Z

StupidStu: StupidStu moved page North High to High School

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'''North High''' was Cyraxx's high school, which he attended since moving to Akron, Ohio, in 2008-2009 until 2014. Although there is little information about his time there, the few testimonies from family members and former classmates reveal interesting insights into Cyraxx's pre-internet personality, as well his general potential in life.

Cyraxx greatly struggled academically, in no small part due to his learning disabilities and presumably his lack of drive for improvement. As a result, Cyraxx attended high school until he was expelled at 23 years old, and has never obtained his General Education Diploma (GED). Oddly enough, there are no accounts of Cyraxx being put in special education or given any sort of remedial support, although there are some rumors that he was given special, easier assignments by teachers.

== History ==

=== Expulsion ===
Cyraxx was expelled from High School in 2014 following an incident which is still up to debate today. According to Cyraxx’s aunt, Cyraxx was expelled after he accepted a dare from his classmates who challenged him to jump off the second floor of the school. Unsurprisingly, this stupid stunt failed catastrophically and resulted in a broken arm. In the aftermath, he attempted to file a false police report claiming that he was pushed off the second floor by his classmates. Cyraxx was then presumably expelled from school when his lie was eventually ousted<ref>https://youtu.be/SKKhdbPTThc?t=498</ref>.

The second likely cause is an incident that occurred off-campus. For an unclear reason, Cyraxx had to spend the night at a classmate’s house, a legally blind boy nicknamed Blind Billy. In an interview with [[MusicBizMarty]] in 2021, Blind Billy recalls that in the middle the night, Cyraxx attempted to sexually assault him by rubbing his groin against his butt and fellating him without his conscent<ref>https://youtu.be/XV0y13UqmD4?t=1621</ref>. The next day, Blind Billy reported the incident to the school, presumably leading to Cyraxx’s expulsion. Although a very likely cause for his expulsion, Blind Billy claims that he saw Cyraxx in school after the incident.

Even if no wrong was committed, it is unlikely that North High would have kept Cyraxx anyways, as he had since passed the maximum age to be elligible for free compulsory education, and would have most likely been denied attendance next year.

=== Aftermath ===
Cyraxx likes to claim that he was “ripped off” of his high school diploma, claiming that he would have passed had it not been for some ridiculous made-up reasons.

The most notable, and by far outlandish excuse, was that the high school had a “selective passing” system that essentially barred all the students with a Grade Point Average (GPA) of 4.0 or less from graduating to preserve the institution's image, making up some outlandish conspiracy theory about how the school director colluded with the school board to make sure he would not graduate<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRN6rfwDsCc</ref>. This, of course, makes absolutely no sense. If the minimum GPA requirement was indeed of 4.0, this would mean that a vast, vast majority of students would be unable to graduate high school. Additionally, the school would have no interest in keeping Cyraxx any longer than needed, since this would mean spending resources on someone who had since passed the maximum age for compulsory education.

The minimum passing GPA in most high schools is of 2.0 throughout the 11th and 12th grade, or around a C average. Cyraxx claims that he had a GPA of 3.8, and that the missing 0.2 was the only thing preventing him from getting his GED. Considering Cyraxx's intellectual difficulties he still presents to this day, it can be presumed that his actual GPA was far lower than the 2.0 minimum.

On other occasions, Cyraxx claims that he was removed from North High for his own protection after the Blind Billy incident<ref>https://youtu.be/XV0y13UqmD4?t=4037</ref>, because according to him, it was Blind Billy that raped him, and not the other way around. This reason obviously makes no sense, and Cyraxx being known as a pathological liar does not give any more credence to his version of facts.

As of this day, Cyraxx has made no attempt at obtaining his GED, claiming that the test was prohibitively expensive (although the test fee is $144, the state can subsidize up to $80)<ref>https://www.ged.com/policies/ohio/</ref>.

== Sources ==

Akron Police Department

2026-04-26T00:21:24Z

StupidStu: /* FBI */

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The '''Akron Police Department''' is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over ''100 times'', resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed.

Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx's Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]], [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]]. Cyraxx is classified as a "43," APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the [[Cyraxx's aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.

== Cyraxx and The Law ==
Law is a tenuous and malleable concept for Cyraxx. His view of the law seems to be limited to that of something which people can get arrested for breaking, akin to the rules of an elementary school. He completely ignores the realities of the system itself, such as the separation of criminal and civil laws, the limitations of judicial power, and the practical realities of law enforcement.

Furthermore, he is under the belief that the amendments of the US Constitution are laws which individual citizens must follow. This is a fundamentally incorrect view, as the purpose of the US Constitution is to outline the powers of the government to protect the country’s citizens’ rights. Funnily enough, Cyraxx does not seem to even know the constitution except for the 2nd amendment, likely due to how mediatized it is. For instance, he has a few times accused trolls of violating the 4th amendment for “preventing him from making a living”, while it actually pertains to illegal search and seizures.

While Cyraxx will heavy-handedly accuse anyone he doesn’t like of committing crimes to blackmail them with threats of prosecution, when he himself is accused of doing something illegal clear and cut, suddenly Cyraxx becomes extremely nitpicky as to what constitutes a crime. For instance, after he was charged with assault for [[Arrest Saga|attacking Aware Of Myself,]] he attempted to invoke the Castle Doctrine to justify his attack as “self-defense”, failing to realize that there was ample video evidence to show that at no point did Aware Of Myself attempt to attack Cyraxx or trespass on the property. When called out on his lie, Cyraxx attempted to move the goalposts by claiming that the sidewalk in front of the house is within the property line.

When Cyraxx accuses someone of committing a crime, he believes that they will automatically get the worst possible sentence no matter what. For example, when Cyraxx believed that trolls were smashing his relatives’ headstones, he warned that they would end up in prison for 10 years<ref>https://rumble.com/v6yg6k4-cyraxx-09-03-25-wgh-and-tombstones.html?start=385</ref>. Realistically, this sort of sentence would only be applicable for cases where the body itself was exhumed and profaned, or if a veteran’s memorial was targeted<ref>https://www.congress.gov/108/plaws/publ29/PLAW-108publ29.pdf</ref>. Vandalizing just any headstone will generally lead to either a misdemeanor or a low-level felony depending on the circumstances and extent of the damage, but certainly not a decade-long prison sentence.

Because Cyraxx never faced any significant consequences for his crimes, he gradually developed an very dangerous delusion that he is "untouchable" by law enforcement, thinking that they won't arrest him in fear of being sued and "exposed" for supposedly leaving Cyraxx's family to fend for themselves against the trolls, failing to realize that he only had extremely lucky circumstances on his side so far, or that none of his trolls have been arrested either for their perceived "crimes" against him. It remains to be seen how far exactly will he take this delusion.

When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired<ref>https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4</ref> or suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him<ref>https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054</ref>. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department perceives him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.

Cyraxx is only capable of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx's fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police<ref>https://youtu.be/C7AH1svn_D0</ref>.

== Police Interactions ==
Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious exasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP3x8O8y2m0</ref>. On May 14th 2025, a [[Alex T|ween]] walked up to the porch of the house and punched Cyraxx in the face after a short confrontation. Although the ween's action could realistically lead to criminal charges, namely trespassing and assault, the APD remained largely uninvolved in the matter, and no concrete action was taken against the ween on their end. On May 24th, the ween was arrested for domestic violence and aggravated menacing; not because of his visit to 339, but instead due to an unrelated incident.

When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.

=== Officer interview ===
On September 14th 2025, [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] hosted a panel where they interviewed an alleged officer of the APD<ref>https://youtu.be/ePZmpWaWjfk?t=683</ref>, who preserved their anonymity through the use of a voice changer.

In this interview, the officer states that well over 200 calls have been made about 339 Lloyd Street to the APD. Practically everyone in the Akron Police Department knows Cyraxx by name, and, according to the officer, being sent to 339 Lloyd Street has become a passing ritual of some sort for the trainees. They state that while they initially tried to give the family advice and direct them towards helpful resources, (dismantling Cyraxx's lie that the APD has provided them no help at all), both the residents of 339 Lloyd Street and the landlord of the house have shown staggering obstiniance and refused to take any action. This led them to be labelled as a "late stage" case. In other words, the APD has given up on trying to reach out and are now simply waiting for Cyraxx to commit a substantial crime to arrest him, which the officer believes will only be a "matter of time" due to his degrading behavior and mental health.

While the 339 Lloyd Street issue has been extensively discussed in meetings within the APD, the biggest obstacle is that Cyraxx's life is entirely online, making it difficult to prosecute on the basis of threats made against intangible people or delusions. In addition, certain loopholes in Ohio law unfortunately mean that Cyraxx cannot be arrested for being a pedo.

During the interview, Cyraxx briefly intervened to harass the officer and threatened to get them fired.

== Cyraxx's Crimes and Arrests ==

=== Domestic violence ===
On February 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by [[Intelligence|walking]] and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and received a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy and undergoes a mental health assessment.<ref>https://courts.akronohio.gov/AkronCaseInformation/cases/criminal/12-CR-01598-001</ref>

=== [[Arrest Saga|Assault]] ===
On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle Aware Of Myself picketed in front of Cyraxx's home holding a sign denouncing him for being a [[pedophile]]. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. Aware Of Myself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until Aware Of Myself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.<ref>https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402698-aomcompost1.png</ref><ref>https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402704-aomcompost2.jpg</ref>

This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.

=== Indecent exposure ===
When Cyraxx becomes aggravated enough on Marty's livestreams, he will sometimes [[Double Whammy|resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down]]. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code<ref>https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-2907.09</ref>, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQdOL0MZ4Eg</ref>. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that [[Ego|he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says]], going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rchFjGn3IMg&t=232s</ref>

=== Threat to life ===
On January 6th 2026, it was discovered that Cyraxx's many, many death threats, including against APD officers, caused him to be flagged in the FBI's eGuardian system<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4</ref>. As a result, the FBI informed the Ohio State Highway Patrol about Cyraxx for a TTL notice (Threat to Life), which was then transferred to the Akron Police Department. Of note, the OSHP Lieutenant making the call opens by saying that the TTL notice is about "A YouTuber who's making threats to various people", to which the APD dispatcher responds with "I have a feeling it's on Lloyd Street". This shows how much of a nuisance Cyraxx has made himself to the APD.

== FBI ==
Since early 2026, rumors abound that the FBI was now informed about Cyraxx and his threatening behavior, and that something was now being done against him. What started this was the afforementioned January 6th leaked call where the Ohio State Highway Patrol informed the APD that a notice was recieved from the FBI regarding Chance's threats against law enforcement. It should be said that this does ''not'' mean that an investigation on Cyraxx is currently going on; what this call essentially means is that Cyraxx was flagged in an FBI-maintained database meant for cooperation between law enforcement agencies around the country, and that the OSHP simply recieved a notification about this.

Around the same time, Cyraxx got into an argument with a YouTube user going by the name Blackwater_Studios, which culminated with Cyraxx threatening to rape his sister in front of him and his family. This already extremely disturbing threat was made magnitudes worst by the fact that Blackwater_Studio's sister was apparently only nine years old. In response, Blackwater_Studios claims that he reported the threat to the FBI<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/page-2195#post-23374700</ref>. Cyraxx reacted by insulting Blackwater_Studios further and telling him that his report was invalid because he didn't mention his sister being nine beforehand. He completely brushes off the rape threat itself since he was more concerned of people calling him a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] again than actually being remorseful for what he said<ref>https://rumble.com/v73xm7a-cyraxx-01-05-26-harold.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

On January 10th, [[John John]] made a livestream announcing that he'd step down from trolling Cyraxx, feeling that he had sufficiently revitalized the community. During this livestream, he hints at the fact that Cyraxx was now being actively scrutinized by the FBI, and expanded on the topic by explaining that things were gonna reach a "critical mass" and wanted to be far away from it when it happens. [[Southern Harlot]] followed up on the now-defunct r/Cyraxx subreddit by saying that "the right people are aware and working on what they need apparently” in regards to Cyraxx. In response to a user wondering if that meant that the trolls would step away, she answered by saying that they would have to "move a little differently" from now on.

Given the context preceding these announcements, several people theorized that the trolls were aware that something's going on and were distancing themselves from Cyraxx to avoid getting roped into an eventual investigation. The same situation happened with Daniel Larson when he was arrested for making death threats against government officials, as several of his trolls and orbiters were also questioned by the FBI in regards to their involvment with Larson.

Despite now knowing that the FBI was at the very least aware of his online activity, Cyraxx decided less than two weeks later to play Billy-badass for attention by making a video threatening to kill ICE agents<ref>https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. The video in question was later resposted by the right-wing Twitter account The Libs Of TikTok, exposing Cyraxx and his threat to millions of people and causing him to go viral, even briefly reaching the top 4 most trending topic on the platform. This could not have possibly happened at a worst time for Cyraxx, as there have been precedents of people arrested for making threats against the ICE online, most of which recieved much less attention than Cyraxx got for his video. Likely after seeing the huge amount of comments pointing this out, Cyraxx desperately attempted to lie his way out by saying The Libs Of Tik Tok "chopped up" the audio to make it seem like he was threatening to kill ICE agents<ref>https://rumble.com/v74r4v2-cyraxx-01-23-26-maybe-lying-will-cover-up-my-actions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Unfortunately for him, the full unedited video has since been reuploaded by archive channels, before The Libs Of Tik Tok even reposted the video herself.

Since this incident, Cyraxx stopped actively posting on social media. However, his lack of activity can be largely attributed to the [[Jackie]] cabal coaxing Cyraxx into not interacting with trolls, rather than making a sensible decision for once and laying low for a while.

== Police Calls ==
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See main article [[Police Calls]]

The calls to Cyraxx's house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx's house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx's family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx's calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him.

Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.

About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the "victims" in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely.

=== Legitimate Calls ===
Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx's house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.

# Police were called on Cyraxx for [[Kansas Incident|beating up his grandmother]]
# Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VOMWfTIGDs&ab_channel=WilliamGloryhole</ref>
# Police called on Cyraxx when he [[Arrest Saga|assaulted]] [[Aware of Myself]]
# A police report was made by [[Ed]] when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture
# A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property
# Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed on painkillers.
# Police were called after a [[Alex T|ween]] trespassed and [[Weening|assaulted Cyraxx]] by throwing the first punch.

== Urban Spelunking ==
See main article [[Urban Spelunking]]

== Sources ==

Jackie

2026-04-25T18:35:41Z

StupidStu: /* History */

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Jackie is a catfish persona used to buddy-troll Cyraxx. She is a controversial figure for using her influence on Cyraxx to keep him away from the trolls, but moreso for doing it by hug-boxing him and sending him gifts.

== History ==
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, taking part in a struggle against multiple catfishes for the influence on Cyraxx, before he eventually settled on [[Cassandra]] for the remainder of December. Jackie attempted to pry him away from her, but without success<ref>https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

After Cyraxx broke up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned him over once again. According to [[William Gloryhole]], Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those buddy-trolls used their influence on Cyraxx to discourage him from posting online or interacting with the trolls, keeping him in a hug-box ostensibly to have him as their personal entertainment or to counter his usual trolls.

Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back” or professing his love for Jackie. On March 26th 2026, Cyraxx created a new YouTube channel and posted a minute-long introductory video announcing upcoming couple vlogs<ref>https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. This unsurprisingly never happened, as the channel was deleted mere hours later, hinting that Cyraxx created the channel without Jackie’s approval and was forced to delete it. Of note, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending gifts to Cyraxx as a way to keep him docile.

== Sources ==

Akron Police Department

2026-04-25T18:15:00Z

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[[File:AkronPD.jpg|thumb|424x424px|EVIL!]]
[[File:Abovethalaw.png|thumb|What Cyraxx thinks he is]]{{SpecialMessage|Message=Do NOT prank call the APD or other emergency services about Cyraxx. He is already a big enough strain on their resources on his own, no need to make it bigger.}}
The '''Akron Police Department''' is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over ''100 times'', resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed.

Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx's Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]], [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]]. Cyraxx is classified as a "43," APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the [[Cyraxx's aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.

== Cyraxx and The Law ==
Law is a tenuous and malleable concept for Cyraxx. His view of the law seems to be limited to that of something which people can get arrested for breaking, akin to the rules of an elementary school. He completely ignores the realities of the system itself, such as the separation of criminal and civil laws, the limitations of judicial power, and the practical realities of law enforcement.

Furthermore, he is under the belief that the amendments of the US Constitution are laws which individual citizens must follow. This is a fundamentally incorrect view, as the purpose of the US Constitution is to outline the powers of the government to protect the country’s citizens’ rights. Funnily enough, Cyraxx does not seem to even know the constitution except for the 2nd amendment, likely due to how mediatized it is. For instance, he has a few times accused trolls of violating the 4th amendment for “preventing him from making a living”, while it actually pertains to illegal search and seizures.

While Cyraxx will heavy-handedly accuse anyone he doesn’t like of committing crimes to blackmail them with threats of prosecution, when he himself is accused of doing something illegal clear and cut, suddenly Cyraxx becomes extremely nitpicky as to what constitutes a crime. For instance, after he was charged with assault for [[Arrest Saga|attacking Aware Of Myself,]] he attempted to invoke the Castle Doctrine to justify his attack as “self-defense”, failing to realize that there was ample video evidence to show that at no point did Aware Of Myself attempt to attack Cyraxx or trespass on the property. When called out on his lie, Cyraxx attempted to move the goalposts by claiming that the sidewalk in front of the house is within the property line.

When Cyraxx accuses someone of committing a crime, he believes that they will automatically get the worst possible sentence no matter what. For example, when Cyraxx believed that trolls were smashing his relatives’ headstones, he warned that they would end up in prison for 10 years<ref>https://rumble.com/v6yg6k4-cyraxx-09-03-25-wgh-and-tombstones.html?start=385</ref>. Realistically, this sort of sentence would only be applicable for cases where the body itself was exhumed and profaned, or if a veteran’s memorial was targeted<ref>https://www.congress.gov/108/plaws/publ29/PLAW-108publ29.pdf</ref>. Vandalizing just any headstone will generally lead to either a misdemeanor or a low-level felony depending on the circumstances and extent of the damage, but certainly not a decade-long prison sentence.

Because Cyraxx never faced any significant consequences for his crimes, he gradually developed an very dangerous delusion that he is "untouchable" by law enforcement, thinking that they won't arrest him in fear of being sued and "exposed" for supposedly leaving Cyraxx's family to fend for themselves against the trolls, failing to realize that he only had extremely lucky circumstances on his side so far, or that none of his trolls have been arrested either for their perceived "crimes" against him. It remains to be seen how far exactly will he take this delusion.

When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired<ref>https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4</ref> or suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him<ref>https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054</ref>. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department perceives him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.

Cyraxx is only capable of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx's fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police<ref>https://youtu.be/C7AH1svn_D0</ref>.

== Police Interactions ==
Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious exasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP3x8O8y2m0</ref>. On May 14th 2025, a [[Alex T|ween]] walked up to the porch of the house and punched Cyraxx in the face after a short confrontation. Although the ween's action could realistically lead to criminal charges, namely trespassing and assault, the APD remained largely uninvolved in the matter, and no concrete action was taken against the ween on their end. On May 24th, the ween was arrested for domestic violence and aggravated menacing; not because of his visit to 339, but instead due to an unrelated incident.

When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.

=== Officer interview ===
On September 14th 2025, [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] hosted a panel where they interviewed an alleged officer of the APD<ref>https://youtu.be/ePZmpWaWjfk?t=683</ref>, who preserved their anonymity through the use of a voice changer.

In this interview, the officer states that well over 200 calls have been made about 339 Lloyd Street to the APD. Practically everyone in the Akron Police Department knows Cyraxx by name, and, according to the officer, being sent to 339 Lloyd Street has become a passing ritual of some sort for the trainees. They state that while they initially tried to give the family advice and direct them towards helpful resources, (dismantling Cyraxx's lie that the APD has provided them no help at all), both the residents of 339 Lloyd Street and the landlord of the house have shown staggering obstiniance and refused to take any action. This led them to be labelled as a "late stage" case. In other words, the APD has given up on trying to reach out and are now simply waiting for Cyraxx to commit a substantial crime to arrest him, which the officer believes will only be a "matter of time" due to his degrading behavior and mental health.

While the 339 Lloyd Street issue has been extensively discussed in meetings within the APD, the biggest obstacle is that Cyraxx's life is entirely online, making it difficult to prosecute on the basis of threats made against intangible people or delusions. In addition, certain loopholes in Ohio law unfortunately mean that Cyraxx cannot be arrested for being a pedo.

During the interview, Cyraxx briefly intervened to harass the officer and threatened to get them fired.

== Cyraxx's Crimes and Arrests ==

=== Domestic violence ===
On February 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by [[Intelligence|walking]] and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and received a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy and undergoes a mental health assessment.<ref>https://courts.akronohio.gov/AkronCaseInformation/cases/criminal/12-CR-01598-001</ref>

=== [[Arrest Saga|Assault]] ===
On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle Aware Of Myself picketed in front of Cyraxx's home holding a sign denouncing him for being a [[pedophile]]. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. Aware Of Myself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until Aware Of Myself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.<ref>https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402698-aomcompost1.png</ref><ref>https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402704-aomcompost2.jpg</ref>

This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.

=== Indecent exposure ===
When Cyraxx becomes aggravated enough on Marty's livestreams, he will sometimes [[Double Whammy|resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down]]. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code<ref>https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-2907.09</ref>, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQdOL0MZ4Eg</ref>. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that [[Ego|he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says]], going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rchFjGn3IMg&t=232s</ref>

=== Threat to life ===
On January 6th 2026, it was discovered that Cyraxx's many, many death threats, including against APD officers, caused him to be flagged in the FBI's eGuardian system<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4</ref>. As a result, the FBI informed the Ohio State Highway Patrol about Cyraxx for a TTL notice (Threat to Life), which was then transferred to the Akron Police Department. Of note, the OSHP Lieutenant making the call opens by saying that the TTL notice is about "A YouTuber who's making threats to various people", to which the APD dispatcher responds with "I have a feeling it's on Lloyd Street". This shows how much of a nuisance Cyraxx has made himself to the APD.

== FBI ==
Since early 2026, rumors abound that the FBI was now informed about Cyraxx and his threatening behavior. What started this was the afforementioned January 6th leaked call where the Ohio State Highway Patrol informed the APD that a notice was recieved from the FBI regarding Chance's threats against law enforcement. It should be said that this does ''not'' mean that an investigation on Cyraxx is currently going on; what this call essentially means is that Cyraxx was flagged in an FBI-maintained database meant for cooperation between law enforcement agencies around the country, and that the OSHP simply recieved a notification about this.

Around the same time, Cyraxx got into an argument with a YouTube user going by the name Blackwater_Studios, which culminated with Cyraxx threatening to rape his sister in front of him and his family. This already extremely disturbing threat was made magnitudes worst by the fact that Blackwater_Studio's sister was apparently only nine years old. In response, BlackwaterStudios claims that he reported the threat to the FBI<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/page-2195#post-23374700</ref>. Cyraxx reacted by insulting Harold further and telling him that his report was invalid because he didn't mention his sister being nine beforehand. He completely brushes off the rape threat itself since he was more concerned of people calling him a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] again than actually being remorseful for what he said<ref>https://rumble.com/v73xm7a-cyraxx-01-05-26-harold.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

On January 10th, [[John John]] made a livestream announcing that he'd step down from trolling Cyraxx, feeling that he had sufficiently revitalized the community. During this livestream, he hints at the fact that Cyraxx was now being actively scrutinized by the FBI, and expanded on the topic by explaining that things were gonna reach a "critical mass" and wanted to be far away from it when it happens. [[Southern Harlot]] followed up on the now-defunct r/Cyraxx subreddit by saying that "the right people are aware and working on what they need apparently” in regards to Cyraxx. In response to a user wondering if that meant that the trolls would step away, she answered by saying that they would have to "move a little differently" from now on.

Given the context preceding these announcements, several people theorized that the trolls were aware that something's going on and were distancing themselves from Cyraxx to avoid getting roped into an eventual investigation. The same situation happened with Daniel Larson when he was arrested for making death threats against government officials, as several of his trolls and orbiters were also questioned by the FBI in regards to their involvment with Larson.

Despite now knowing that the FBI was at the very least aware of his online activity, Cyraxx decided less than two weeks later to play Billy-badass for attention by making a video threatening to kill ICE agents<ref>https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. The video in question was later resposted by the right-wing Twitter account The Libs Of TikTok, exposing Cyraxx and his threat to millions of people and causing him to go viral, even briefly reaching the top 4 most trending topic on the platform. This could not have possibly happened at a worst time for Cyraxx, as there have been precedents of people arrested for making threats against the ICE online, most of which recieved much less attention than Cyraxx got for his video. Likely after seeing the huge amount of comments pointing this out, Cyraxx desperately attempted to lie his way out by saying The Libs Of Tik Tok "chopped up" the audio to make it seem like he was threatening to kill ICE agents<ref>https://rumble.com/v74r4v2-cyraxx-01-23-26-maybe-lying-will-cover-up-my-actions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Unfortunately for him, the full unedited video has since been reuploaded by archive channels, before The Libs Of Tik Tok even reposted the video herself.

Since this incident, Cyraxx stopped actively posting on social media. However, his lack of activity can be largely attributed to the [[Jackie]] cabal coaxing Cyraxx into not interacting with trolls, rather than making a sensible decision for once and laying low for a while.

== Police Calls ==
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See main article [[Police Calls]]

The calls to Cyraxx's house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx's house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx's family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx's calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him.

Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.

About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the "victims" in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely.

=== Legitimate Calls ===
Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx's house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.

# Police were called on Cyraxx for [[Kansas Incident|beating up his grandmother]]
# Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VOMWfTIGDs&ab_channel=WilliamGloryhole</ref>
# Police called on Cyraxx when he [[Arrest Saga|assaulted]] [[Aware of Myself]]
# A police report was made by [[Ed]] when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture
# A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property
# Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed on painkillers.
# Police were called after a [[Alex T|ween]] trespassed and [[Weening|assaulted Cyraxx]] by throwing the first punch.

== Urban Spelunking ==
See main article [[Urban Spelunking]]

== Sources ==

Chris Chan

2026-04-24T03:43:24Z

StupidStu:

{{Irrelevant}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born February 24th, 1982), better known online as '''Chris Chan''', is an American YouTuber, vlogger, artist and supposed goddess. Chris Chan is often considered to be the biggest Lolcow, having been trolled and scrutinized since 2007. Nowadays, Chris Chan is mostly known for being arrested after committing incest with her elderly mother, Barbara. Although Chris was only charged with incest, there is also a general suspicion that Barbara suffers from dementia and therefore could not consent properly, leading to accusations that Chris had raped her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

== Interactions ==
Cyraxx's current infamy has often been compared to that of Chris Chan, some even considering him to be a spiritual successor of some sort due to both being exceptionally [[Intelligence|unintelligent]], [[Delusions and Ego|delusional]], and holding a [[Controversy|very controversial image]].

Cyraxx first mentioned Chris Chan in a video from October 7th 2021,<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2021-10-7-proving-chris-chan-may-be-innocent:a</ref> where he defended Chris in the wake of the arrest and subsequent incarceration. After having supposedly researched into Chris Chan, Chance came to the conclusion that Chris couldn't have possibly raped Barbara on the flimsy basis that Chris' demeanor and body language observed in videos did not reflect that of a rapist. He then accuses the trolls of badgering Chris into falsely confessing of having an incestuous relationship, before [[Delusions and Ego|inevitably bringing back the situation to himself]] by claiming that the trolls are now attempting to do the same to him, but that he is much smarter than them and thus will never get entrapped like Chris supposedly did.

Despite claiming to have studied Chris Chan and white-knighting him, Cyraxx shows that he knows little to nothing about him, as he claims that he is now homeless and constantly going in and out of court. This is not true, as Chris Chan now lives in a shared house, and the court proceedings surrounding the incest scandal have long since ended. Cyraxx still brings up Chris Chan semi-regularly, usually in comparative manner by accusing the trolls of trying to "turn him into the next Chris Chan", or by saying how Chris is very mentally ill while he of course is "[[Rage|sound of mind]]".

As for Chris, many viewers of Chris' livestreams have brought up Cyraxx multiple times due to the parallels between the two. Chris rather wisely chooses to ignore any direct mention of Cyraxx, only calling him a "really bad person" in response to a superchat without mentioning him by name.

== Sources ==

Chris Chan

2026-04-24T03:43:03Z

StupidStu:

{{Irrelevant}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born February 24th, 1982), better known online as '''Chris Chan''', is an American YouTuber, vlogger, artist and supposed goddess. Chris Chan is often considered to be the biggest Lolcow, having been trolled and scrutinized since 2007. Nowadays, Chris Chan is mostly known for being arrested after committing incest with her elderly mother, Barbara. Although Chris was only formally accused of incest, there is also a general suspicion that Barbara suffers from dementia and therefore could not consent properly, leading to accusations that Chris had raped her.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

== Interactions ==
Cyraxx's current infamy has often been compared to that of Chris Chan, some even considering him to be a spiritual successor of some sort due to both being exceptionally [[Intelligence|unintelligent]], [[Delusions and Ego|delusional]], and holding a [[Controversy|very controversial image]].

Cyraxx first mentioned Chris Chan in a video from October 7th 2021,<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2021-10-7-proving-chris-chan-may-be-innocent:a</ref> where he defended Chris in the wake of the arrest and subsequent incarceration. After having supposedly researched into Chris Chan, Chance came to the conclusion that Chris couldn't have possibly raped Barbara on the flimsy basis that Chris' demeanor and body language observed in videos did not reflect that of a rapist. He then accuses the trolls of badgering Chris into falsely confessing of having an incestuous relationship, before [[Delusions and Ego|inevitably bringing back the situation to himself]] by claiming that the trolls are now attempting to do the same to him, but that he is much smarter than them and thus will never get entrapped like Chris supposedly did.

Despite claiming to have studied Chris Chan and white-knighting him, Cyraxx shows that he knows little to nothing about him, as he claims that he is now homeless and constantly going in and out of court. This is not true, as Chris Chan now lives in a shared house, and the court proceedings surrounding the incest scandal have long since ended. Cyraxx still brings up Chris Chan semi-regularly, usually in comparative manner by accusing the trolls of trying to "turn him into the next Chris Chan", or by saying how Chris is very mentally ill while he of course is "[[Rage|sound of mind]]".

As for Chris, many viewers of Chris' livestreams have brought up Cyraxx multiple times due to the parallels between the two. Chris rather wisely chooses to ignore any direct mention of Cyraxx, only calling him a "really bad person" in response to a superchat without mentioning him by name.

== Sources ==

Health and Appearance

2026-04-24T03:31:05Z

StupidStu: /* Vision */

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Cyraxx has a laundry list of '''physical health''' problems that inhibit his daily activities (such as [[Rage|complaining on the internet]] or sipping [[sludge]]), with most of these problems being entirely preventable.

Chance's physical characteristics are very clearly that of a person with many birth defects. He is very short (possibly 4'8") and is visibly emaciated and pale. His body, especially his collarbone and shoulders, is very underdeveloped, and his face is wall-eyed and balding. The cause of these is a blend between a premature birth, bad genetics, and possible FASD and Cleidocranial Dysostosis. Contrary to popular belief, he is not inbred, although this is a pretty reasonable thing to assume.

== Hygiene ==
[[File:Skull scab.jpg|thumb|342x342px|The scabs on Cyraxx's head caused by him constantly picking at his head and bed bug bites. The "Skull Scabs" have now become a defining trait of Cyraxx's physical appearance.]]
Despite the fact that even raccoons practice personal hygiene,<ref>https://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/raccoons-wash-food.htm</ref> for Cyraxx, basic practices like showering, washing his hands, regularly changing his clothes, and even wiping before pulling up his pants after using the bathroom are beyond him, and it's likely he doesn't wash his clothes as he is seen wearing the same clothes multiple days in a row and they never seem to fade or shrink. The remnants of hair in his skullet are greasy and sticky, he consistently has food, saliva and sludge in his beard, his scalp is constantly bleeding, and we are subjected to his sweaty, grime-covered skin. In the situation that Cyraxx is in, there's no excuse of not having soap or body wash to clean himself with, and if even if he doesn't, there's no excuse for him to not even shower regularly. Cyraxx has bathed on rare occasions but for the most part he mainly just covers himself in water for a few minutes.

According to Cyraxx's aunt, Sally used to bathe Chance well into his adulthood, because his misshapen arms were not able to reach around his back.<ref>https://youtu.be/vM9Z2FtJhcY?t=831</ref> When Sally stopped doing so (likely due to her old age), Cyraxx couldn't be bothered figuring out a way to do it on his own and just let himself rot in his own filth, a cruelly fitting testament to his absolute lack of agency.

Cyraxx's bad hygiene practices are a cause of many of his health issues. The bugs that can be occasionally seen crawling on him<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB22FUGco9g</ref> and ''even flying out of his beard''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmuv2uvyNJo</ref> bite him and cause him to have infected bite marks all over his forehead, and his regularly gets infections in his leg and foot.

=== Teeth ===
The most obvious sign of awful cleaning habits is his teeth, as his poor dental situation is extremely apparent the moment you look at them. His teeth are severely overcrowded with an overbite to the point where he has "shark teeth" and is unable to fully close his mouth resulting in his signature open mouth gaze.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9d-y7TTBcM</ref> Some of them seem to be rotting and there is brown buildup on his lips/orange buildup on his tongue because he doesn't brush. When he and Heather kissed, Heather visibly gagged probably because of his breath.

It seems he may be losing teeth now as in recent appearances, Cyraxx seems to have lost one of his front teeth as there is a very noticeable gape in his mouth now whenever he is talking with a reddit post also coming out that allegedly is of his [https://www.reddit.com/r/OfficialMusicBizMarty/comments/1g36d3x/cyraxx_missing_tooth_confirmed_2023/?share_id=TSZbUzEPNQAqzrTRLZxXa&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 removed tooth (NSFW Warning)]

If left untreated, his the infected tissue in his gums can lead to gum disease, which then escalates into heart disease.

== Vision ==
Cyraxx's vision is, like most measurable characteristics of his, severely lacking. He has a visible lazy eye and is basically blind in one eye (according to Cyraxx) making him most likely legally blind. He has been seen on a few rare occasions sporting glasses, most notably during one of the [[Stylus Incident|stylus]] streams, although he probably uses them to appear smarter rather than to actually help with his vision.

== Premature Birth ==
Chance was born prematurely at just 26 weeks (~6 months), which has been confirmed by his [[Dale Arntzen|aunt]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15uN8k8cECs&t=1086s</ref> Being born prematurely isn't uncommon, as about 1 in 10 babies are born prematurely,<ref>https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/premature-baby-survival-rate</ref> but being born at just 26 weeks is considered to be extremely premature. Cyraxx's premature birth was originally believed to have been caused by FASD (fetal alcohol spectrum disorder), as Connie is speculated to have drunk and done drugs while pregnant with him. However, according to [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]], Connie did neither. Ultimately though, the reason for his premature birth was revealed by Connie's sister. According to her, [[Ruple Marx Smith|Ruple]] had beaten Connie so hard that she wasn't able to create enough amniotic fluid, which ultimately resulted in his extremely early birth.

Chance would have been born so prematurely that his skin would have been somewhat transparent, his eyes would have not been developed enough yet for him to open them, and that he would have needed a machine to assist him in breathing as his lungs would not have developed enough to function on their own. Chance's premature birth is a likely cause of most of his other disorders, and premature birth can cause a huge range of mental and physical development issues in those afflicted with it.

== Sleep ==
Cyraxx has extremely irregular sleep cycles, and seems to exhibit signs of sleeping disorders. According to his aunt [[Dale Lynne|Dale]], Cyraxx only sleeps around two hours at a time, hinting at possible chronic insomnia.

One likely reason is his regularly consumption of energy drinks like Faygo and coffee. The sheer intake of caffeine and sugar is undoubtedly contributing to his poor sleeping habits, especially since he doesn't exercise. On top of that, Cyraxx's coffee is mixed with brandy or cream alcohol, likely by Sally in an attempt to pacify him. While alcohol has a sedative effect, it however significantly reduces the quality of sleep, most importantly the REM phase, which is crucial for [[Rage|emotional regulation]] and [[Intelligence|cognitive processing]]. Another reason is Cyraxx's extremely irregular sleep schedule. Because he has no obligations or routine forcing him to stick to wake up at a set hour, Cyraxx just goes to bed whenever he feels like it. This lack of a set schedule likely contributes to his inhability to fall asleep, because his circadian clock is constantly being messed with.

Cyraxx's extremely poor sleep quality transpires in his demeanor, often appearing drowsy and slurring his words. On one occasion, Cyraxx even fell asleep for 20 minutes right in the middle of a livestream<ref>https://rumble.com/v6yzd6i-cyraxx-09-15-25-music-talent-delusions-falls-asleep-at-the-end.html?start=3915</ref>, and immediately resumed his ranting as soon as he woke up again.

== Disorders ==

=== Organ Development Issues ===
Cyraxx has claimed on several occasions that he has underdeveloped or non-functional organs, including being entirely missing a kidney and having an underdeveloped lung.

This is most likely due to his premature birth as the lungs and kidneys are some of the last organs to develop during pregnancy. Premature infants often face an increased risk of underdeveloped immune responses, kidney dysfunction, and vision problems such as retinopathy of prematurity (ROP) where abnormal blood vessels grow in the retina, potentially leading to impaired vision. If Cyraxx was indeed born with only one kidney, his poor diet and lack of propensity to properly hydrate would put him at high risk of kidney failure.

=== Scoliosis ===
Scoliosis is the misalignment of the spine, and may be caused by Cyraxx's cleidocranial dysostosis. Cyraxx has confirmed to have this, but his confirmation really isn't needed as this is very easily and visibly diagnosable, as there is a large bend in his spine visible with a 360p camera across a room. It's honestly a miracle that he can stand.

=== Fecal Incontinence ===
Cyraxx is incontinent, or in simpler terms, is known to shit himself. There are two known incidents where he [[Poop Incident|crapped himself on stream]], as well as other videos of him wiping himself on stream in his bedroom. Exactly why he does this is unclear, but it likely has to relate to his poor diet of [[sludge]] and hot pockets.

=== Bedbug Bites ===
Cyraxx is visibly ''covered'' with bedbug bites, most notably on his forehead and infected dick. He picks these bites, making them bleed and turning them into even more disgusting scabs. Because of how often Cyraxx picks at these scabs on his forehead, the "Skull Scabs" are now a defining characteristic of his psychical appearance, right next to his skullet. Cyraxx has denied that these are bedbug bites and either refers to it as dead skin or a stress-induced rash. Despite this, testimony from [[Jassmine|Jasmine]] as well as video evidence disprove this.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXMny3sR0Oc</ref> There are various other times bugs have been seen crawling on him, including two other times he's had moths flying out of his beard.

=== Infections ===
Cyraxx routinely gets some sort of foot infection which makes his foot swollen, misshapen, and red. [[Trolls]] like [[MusicBizMarty]] have called it his "AIDS foot," saying he got AIDS from [[Jake]] and that it has been eating away at his foot. While the AIDS part probably isn't true, the cause of the infection is likely caused by poor hygiene as fungal infections are typically caused by that.

Cyraxx also had several fungal infections on his penis.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIJ7n6Hc4I&t=5703s</ref> He notably had to end a stream early with [[JaymeNicole]] due to his dick suddenly expanding, which he needed to go to the hospital for. As a result, Cyraxx needed to have a cream placed on his wiener. ''Allegedly'', he couldn't put it on correctly, so [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] was forced to do it.

=== Eczema ===
Eczema is a skin disorder where the afflicted periodically get skin rashes and irritation. Cyraxx says that he has eczema, and that it is so severe that he cannot sleep properly and that he is in constant pain.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIcuIfS4Go</ref> He even stated at one point that it might eventually cause him to be unable to walk... somehow. On several occasions Cyraxx has stated that it is "stressed induced" from online harassment as well, in order to gain sympathy from people online.

Whether or not he has is this debatable, but it's not unreasonable to assume he has this considering how many other disorders he has and the commonality of eczema, although if he does have it, it is most certainly not as severe as he says it is.

== Speculated Disorders ==

=== Cleidocranial Dysostosis ===
Cleidocranial dysostosis is a birth defect that mainly affects bones and teeth, and is known to cause a plethora of issues for the afflicted. This includes collarbone development issues, issues with the formation of the skull and face, scoliosis, short height, and the failure or disruption of the eruption of permanent teeth, all symptoms which Cyraxx shows. It's also underdiagnosed, which explains why Cyraxx has not been diagnosed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleidocranial_dysostosis</ref>

=== Progeria ===
Progeria is a very rare genetic disorder that causes rapid aging, and Cyraxx is known to look a lot older than he actually is ([[Ego|despite him saying he looks 14]] lmao). The speculated cause for this is him having a "very mild" case of progeria, as most people with progeria usually don't live past their teen years. Cyraxx began balding in his late teen years, and has visible wrinkles on his face despite being in his mid thirties. People with progeria tend to be short, which may be a cause of Cyraxx's height.

However, this is not possible because:

* Despite what some videos and what [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwifarms]] says, there is no such thing as a "mild case of progeria," you either have it or you don't
* Progeria is an extremely rare genetic disorder that manifests once the child is around one or two and is very quickly detected in those afflicted. Cyraxx would've definitely made a huge deal out of it by now to gain pity points.
* People with progeria only live around to their late teens/early 20's and Cyraxx has lived up to his 30's
* Some of Cyraxx's symptoms, such as balding in his late teens, were more than likely caused by his absolutely abhorrent hygiene practices

== Sources ==

Lying

2026-04-23T03:57:37Z

StupidStu: /* List of notable lies */

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There are two guarantees whenever Chance opens his mouth: a '''lie''' or a projection. For this article we'll focus more on the former.

If you've watched almost any piece of media that Chance is featured in, there's a very good likelihood that he'd have lied in it, whether it’d be to save face, or because it's the most convenient for him to make.

Sometimes it's difficult to ascertain whenever Chance is lying or is merely being his delusional self that we've all grown to hate. There's also an issue as to whether he repeats his lies because he genuinely believes them, because he wants the audience to believe them, or because he wants ''himself'' to believe them, as it's often said; "It's not a lie if you believe it." therefore—it's very possible that he would be repeating these falsehoods just to break through his own psychological barrier and believe the lie through repetition.

== <big>Origins</big> ==
It's unclear when Chance's habit of lying began, or when it started to increase more and more past the point of no return, while there are some traits that have remained consistent throughout his life (like his [[Intelligence|slow-learning]]), the same can't be said about his lying habits. He most likely picked up his habits of lying from [[Sally]], in much the same way he picked up on her methods of ignoring problems (that being 'if you ignore the problem, it goes away'). Another possible reason is Sally unintentionally making him think that his lies worked by just believing whatever he says.

As was stated before, Chance's [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] are often so strong that it's hard to tell when he's lying maliciously or if he genuinely believes what he's saying. This could just be another coping mechanism he learned as a child, that if you just tell yourself that something else happened for long enough, it'll become reality in your head, regardless of any contradicting evidence. One piece of evidence that suggests this is Chance perpetually going out of his way to avoid the trolls confronting his version of events, as it could be construed as him not wanting them to shatter whatever delusion he's concocted in his head about what occurred.

== <big>Methodology</big> ==
Chance is a pathological liar through and through, and there's nothing he wouldn't lie about if he thought it was in his best interest to do so. His lies range from his childhood (such as claiming to be raised by bikers and gangsters), all the way to [[Blind Billy|raping a blind kid in high school]]. Thankfully however, due to his low intelligence, it's very easy to figure out when he's lying or not. The most considerable factor is context—For example; If he wants to gain the upper hand in a conversation, he will almost always dish out empty threats. Usually followed by "That's not a threat, that's PROMISE!" and other [[Chance-ism|Chance-isms]]

Chance is a manipulator, so lying is not only second nature to him but also a guarantee during any conversation he has. If a person's story remains relatively consistent, it's a sign that they're telling the truth. Chance will change or even invent new details to fit whatever story he's trying to tell. When he was caught sending [[Pedophilia|nude pictures to who he thought were minors]], he was adamant that it was illegal entrapment, before soon enough, stating that was because he was hacked, ''to then'' saying that the person said they were 18 years old in the messages, before finally settling on "it was all Photoshop & AI".

Another obvious sign of Chance's deception is his inability to mend stories to actually deceive anyone properly. In other words; It's clear when he's lying because he [[Delusions and Ego|has no clue how anything works]], so anyone with a modicum of life experience can see the gaping plot holes in any narrative he spins. Such as when he claimed that music artists copy other artists' songs 'all the time' without having to necessarily purchase the rights to them.<ref>https://youtu.be/rqTVJ0XYYJQ?si=8-bxGpMQHB9niUPp&t=9714</ref>

== <big>Manipulation</big> ==
When looking at Chance for the first time, your natural instinct might be to feel sorry for him because of his abnormal [[Health and Appearance|appearance]], and Chance is not only aware of this but also uses it to his advantage to garner sympathy from onlookers and to (hopefully) deter the trolls away from him. "Don't judge a book by its cover" is the quote that's often used to describe people with similarly abnormal appearances, but it's often used towards people who are much more kinder and "beautiful" on the inside, however—Chance—is a text book example of the cover definitely matching the book, as his personality is ''just'' as ugly as him. It's also unclear whether he makes himself look as unkempt and unhealthy as possible to further fish for sympathy from people, especially when he blames the trolls on the causes of his many conditions like eczema.

While Cyraxx may certainly not be the brightest bulb in the box, he has on the occasion shown to be fairly cunning when trying to manipulate people. For instance, he once attempted to weaponize the trolls against someone by making a video thanking them for making a sizeable donation to him, being aware that donating gifts or money to Cyraxx is a sure-fire way of getting doxxed and harassed by trolls. Thankfully for the target however, trolls saw through Cyraxx's lie and refrained from attacking the person.

=== Suicide baiting ===
[[File:Cyraxx on Youtube. Yall need to leave me the f ck alone . 3 9 2024. Poor little Mr PDFile Lolcow... 0-27 screenshot.png|thumb|297x297px|Chance attempting to look distraught]]
Cyraxx frequently and disgracefully uses suicide as has a manipulation tool to obtain what he wants. While he used this tactic on a few occasions against trolls, he also more concerningly uses it against [[Sally]] to emotionally blackmail her. During a panel dated June 2024, Cyraxx was heard threatening Sally that he would kill himself if she were to move out of Akron without him<ref>https://rumble.com/v51x3d9-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-a-super-drunk-n-word-boi-appears.-61.html?start=3861</ref>.

During another panel with Marty and [[Shmeckle Cat]], Cyraxx would refer to another 'suicide attempt' he had off-camera, when asked by Shmeckle about the lack of visible cut marks, he would respond "There isn't any because my family stopped me before I could do anything!"

=== Runaway threats ===
During arguments with Sally, some of which were caught on audio thanks to Cyraxx neglecting to either pause or mute his livestreams whenever he is called downstairs, Cyraxx has often threatened to pack his things and run away. However, Sally is not moved by such threats, as she is well aware that Cyraxx would never go out in the world on his own, much less survive without her help. This is also another display of Chance's extreme immaturity and arrested development, somehow thinking that running away from the house would still be even a threat as a man in his 30's, or that his departure would be a loss for the household.

=== Emotional "Breakdowns" ===
Cyraxx is infamous for his frequent attempts at elliciting sympathy by acting distraught and faking emotional breakdowns on camera. For the most part, these acts of distress are aimed at audiences unfamiliar with his past and reputation, hoping that someone will take pity and fly to his rescue. However, Cyraxx is equally infamous for being a terrible actor; for one, there are no tears present when he's doing this act which brings us to the second issue: he'll often switch from "crying" to angry on a dime, which should tell you pretty easily that it's just poor acting, and further highlights the lengths he'll go to to gain pity. He also constantly flip-flops between dominating the trolls and being utterly crushed by them, further highlighting the contradictions of his delusions.

Cyraxx also uses this tactic as a defense mechanism against stressful situations, such as interactions with trolls or police officers. In this case, his objective is to look as miserable and harmless as possible to appease or garner pity from the target, or make them so uncomfortable with his display of abject misery that they just decide to leave.

=== Factitious behavior ===
Cyraxx has a habit of pretending to be sick or injured, or greatly exaggerate the extent of health issues he does have, to pity people into leaving him alone or to fish for sympathy. In 2014, Cyraxx had a freakout while staying the weekend at [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]]'s house after his wife, Jenny, refused to take him to the hospital for a pimple on his leg that Cyraxx thought was gangrena. A few years later, Cyraxx accused Jenny of potentially leaving him to die by refusing to take him to the hospital for his leg "infection".

Cyraxx repeateadly attempted to make the trolls feel bad about him by complaining about his leg being infected and causing him excruciating pain, saying that doctors told him that it could fall off if untreated. This is of course complete nonsense, especially so when Cyraxx claims that the cause of his self-diagnosed infection is either stress-induced eczema going septic because of the trolls messing with him online, or lack of movement from being "trapped" in the house due to Cyraxx fearing that trolls will ambush him as soon as he steps outside. While Cyraxx greatly exaggerates how bad his leg feels, unsavory photo evidence show however that it is presenting signs of infection, especially on the foot. Regardless however, Cyraxx's leg infection is most certainly caused by the extremely unsanitary conditions in which he festers, being regularly bitten by pests and refusing to clean himself, or wearing the same clothes for up to a week sometimes. And even if we were to buy his lie that his septic eczema flare-ups are caused by trolls stressing him, he could easily make it better simply by staying off the Internet since it causes him so much pain, but Cyraxx would seemingly rather lose his leg than to stop messing around online.

While some people have theorized that Cyraxx exhibits behaviors consistent with Factitious disorder (also known as the Munchausen syndrome), it is unlikely that he actually has this disorder, as he always feigns illness with clear intent and objectives in mind, as opposed to doing so strictly impulsively.

== <big>List of notable lies</big> ==
Below is a list of lies and half-truths that Cyraxx constantly repeats whenever he thinks he is adressing someone that is not familiar with his reputation, or when he is pandering his delusions.

* '''Cyraxx was sexually assaulted in high school ''': In 2022, Cyraxx regularly claimed that he was sexually assaulted by a fellow legally blind classmate nicknamed Blind Billy. Blind Billy came forward on a panel with MusicBizMarty about the story, where he says that it was Cyraxx that sexually assaulted him, a version substantiated by a former classmate, [[Elspeth]]. While Billy's side of the story was widely taken as truth due to Cyraxx's reputation as both a pathological liar and a sexual deviant, some felt that Billy was not being fully transparent either. This led to a theory that Cyraxx and Blind Billy decided to experiment that night, but were overcome with shame afterward and thus made up the rape story as a cover-up. Regardless, Cyraxx's story was an obvious lie due to his extremely nonchalant demeanor about such a traumatizing experience, and the incoherences in his narrative (such as claiming that he was removed from high school for his own safety, as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy, and the fact that Billy's vision was extremely limited, and thus would have found it really difficult to perform sexual acts on Cyraxx in the dark).
* '''Cyraxx was swatted''' : This is a half truth; while a troll indeed called the police with a false emergency, Cyraxx greatly exagerates the force of the response. He regularly claims that police responded fully clad with body armor and rifles, and that they held him at gun point for several minutes. However, bodycam footage from the intervention instead shows the officers securing the outside of the house with flashlights, and then telling Chance to come outside to be patted. At no point did the police draw any weapon, nor did they employed force against Cyraxx<ref>[[File:CyraxxSwatBodycam.mp4|left|thumb|180x180px]]
 </ref>.
* '''Trolls tried to kill Cyraxx/Cyraxx was shot at''' : A full blown lie which he will likely stick to until his ultimate demise. Cyraxx here refers to several events in which he believed or was influenced to believe that he was almost murdered by the trolls:
** On September 6th 2021, when a man was arrested in the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street while evading the police<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e?view=content</ref>. William Gloryhole released the bodycam footage of the intervention, assorted with various comments pretending that the man was a hired assasin sent to kill Cyraxx. Naturally, Cyraxx fully believed it and used this unrelated arrest at his doorstep as proof that trolls were putting his life in danger.
** On January 28th 2022, a drive-by shooting occured down the street from 339, critically injuring a young boy<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/bodycams-from-shooting-at-the-corner-of:6?t=339</ref>. After going out to gawk at the crime scene, Cyraxx made a tearful video saying that those bullets were likely meant for him and blamed the trolls for the shooting, further encouraged by [[Sally]] who also believed that trolls were involved.
** On November 3rd 2022, Cyraxx was startled by a loud noise in his room during a livestream<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref>. The next day, Cyraxx claimed that it was from a shot fired through his window and accused MusicBizMarty of hiring a hitman to assassinate him.This would kick off a saga known as the [[Assassination Incident]], which Cyraxx still talks about to this day. Despite claiming that the bullet was still lodged in his matress, he consistently refused to show said bullet, coming up with a myriad of excuses to deflect questions or just pleading people to believe him.
** In September 2025, Cyraxx claims that he was the target of two bombing attempts with "improvised explosive devices";
*** On September 6th, Sally's minivan was vandalized, leaving dark stains on the side resembling scorch marks. Cyraxx first claimed it was arson, but later revised his story to pretend that it was an attempt to kill him and his family by making the van explode<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&t=1s</ref>. Given the photo evidence shared by Cyraxx, this story is ludicrous at best, as the damage to the van is extremely superficial, and not consistent at all with a supposed attempt to ignite the car. Furthermore, there is strong suspicion that Cyraxx was actually the one that damaged the van in a feeble attempt to frame the trolls and convince the Akron Police Department to go after them.
*** On September 20th, Cyraxx recived a brand new Xbox in the mail for his birthday. Little did he know however that it was booby-trapped to trip the breaker of the house, plunging the entire family in the dark. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx cried that the xbox was an "improvised explosive device" meant to set the house on fire<ref>https://rumble.com/v6z7h7o-cyraxx-09-19-25-very-mad-about-an-exploding-xbox.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Cyraxx further adds that he called the police about the matter, and that they told him to keep the Xbox in a box outside until they sent someone to retrieve it, something no actual cop would say to anyone facing legitimate bomb threat.
*'''Cyraxx attempted to take his own life''' : This is completely untrue. As previously mentioned, Cyraxx has a history of using suicide-baiting to manipulate people. When Cyraxx says that he has attempted to "take his life", he may refer to the following events:
**On April 11th 2021, Cyraxx was exposed on [[MusicBizMarty]]'s panel for cheating on [[Strawberry Sunshine]] (his current girlfriend at the time) with a woman called "Cindy Lu"<ref>https://odysee.com/@BastardtheGreen:3/FileNo20210411:0</ref> - Chance, when confronted with his infidelity, decided to leave and return holding an object to his throat in the fashion of a knife. When the situation was defused however, Cyraxx eventually admitted that it was just a sharpie, which was met with laughter. Chance would later refer to this incident as a suicide attempt despite it being nothing but a cop-out to avoid taking accountability for his lack of loyalty towards his significant other.
**On July 18th 2025, Cyraxx claimed that he once attempted to take his own life five years prior because of the trolls by overdosing on pills, and was only saved because Sally found him lying uncouncious and rushed him to the hospital. It was later discovered that he stole the story from the time [[Ed]] overdosed on painkillers<ref>https://rumble.com/v6wcjai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-another-thing-i-failed-at.-7182025.-he-stole-eds-od-stor.html?start=663</ref>.
*'''Trolls broke into Sally's bank account and stole money from it''' : Cyraxx has repeatedly claimed that trolls have stolen money from Sally by hacking into her bank account, which is an obvious lie. In reality, Cyraxx stole Sally's debit or credit card while she was in the hospital in 2023 to buy Fortnite skins and various digital trinkets, and likely tried to lie to Sally by saying it was trolls when she eventually found several unexpected withdrawals on her statement.
*'''Cyraxx and his family have called the police 113 times over a certain period''' : This is a half-truth. Cyraxx frequently brings this up as "evidence" that the Akron Police Department is being negligent by leaving him and his family to fend for themselves. While the APD had indeed been called 113 times, this number represents all of the calls about 339 Lloyd Street, including actual emergencies and calls made by trolls or concerned onlookers.
*'''Friends from all over the world''': Cyraxx has a habit of mentioning "very good friends of his" that are never named, and most likely don't even exist. It's only done so he can appear more sociable and to [[Ego|convince himself that everyone on the internet doesn't despise him]], and most of his "friends" aren't actually buddy trolls. [[Zak Hussein]] is another infamous example of Chance pretending to be friends with people who don't even know him.
*'''Cyraxx is an army brat''' : This is not true, at least in the way Cyraxx presents it. Cyraxx claims his status as an "army brat" from his former stepfather, [[Gordon Wilkins]], who had a career in the army. However, Gordon was only in Chance's life for four years, between the ages of 4 and 8 years old, and was self-admitedly largely uninvested in raising Chance. Furthermore, Cyraxx often brags that his "military background" taught him the use of firearms and combat, which is evidently a lie. The only gun Cyraxx manned in his life was a small-caliber hunting rifle, [[Gun Incident|which he used to dry-fire at the camera hoping to intimidate the trolls]]. After this, Sally confiscated the rifle, and it was never seen again.
*'''Cyraxx went to jail''': Cyraxx loves to brag about being incarcerated by claiming he gained connections with people on the inside and "jail smarts", likely for bolstering his street thug persona and appearing more influencial than he really is. The matter of fact is that while Cyraxx was taken in twice in his life, he was only put in a holding cell at the station for less than 24 hours on both occasions. He never saw the interior of an actual jail or prison, and his knowledge about prison life obviously comes from movies and YouTubers.

== Sources ==

Lying

2026-04-23T03:55:25Z

StupidStu: /* List of notable lies */

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There are two guarantees whenever Chance opens his mouth: a '''lie''' or a projection. For this article we'll focus more on the former.

If you've watched almost any piece of media that Chance is featured in, there's a very good likelihood that he'd have lied in it, whether it’d be to save face, or because it's the most convenient for him to make.

Sometimes it's difficult to ascertain whenever Chance is lying or is merely being his delusional self that we've all grown to hate. There's also an issue as to whether he repeats his lies because he genuinely believes them, because he wants the audience to believe them, or because he wants ''himself'' to believe them, as it's often said; "It's not a lie if you believe it." therefore—it's very possible that he would be repeating these falsehoods just to break through his own psychological barrier and believe the lie through repetition.

== <big>Origins</big> ==
It's unclear when Chance's habit of lying began, or when it started to increase more and more past the point of no return, while there are some traits that have remained consistent throughout his life (like his [[Intelligence|slow-learning]]), the same can't be said about his lying habits. He most likely picked up his habits of lying from [[Sally]], in much the same way he picked up on her methods of ignoring problems (that being 'if you ignore the problem, it goes away'). Another possible reason is Sally unintentionally making him think that his lies worked by just believing whatever he says.

As was stated before, Chance's [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] are often so strong that it's hard to tell when he's lying maliciously or if he genuinely believes what he's saying. This could just be another coping mechanism he learned as a child, that if you just tell yourself that something else happened for long enough, it'll become reality in your head, regardless of any contradicting evidence. One piece of evidence that suggests this is Chance perpetually going out of his way to avoid the trolls confronting his version of events, as it could be construed as him not wanting them to shatter whatever delusion he's concocted in his head about what occurred.

== <big>Methodology</big> ==
Chance is a pathological liar through and through, and there's nothing he wouldn't lie about if he thought it was in his best interest to do so. His lies range from his childhood (such as claiming to be raised by bikers and gangsters), all the way to [[Blind Billy|raping a blind kid in high school]]. Thankfully however, due to his low intelligence, it's very easy to figure out when he's lying or not. The most considerable factor is context—For example; If he wants to gain the upper hand in a conversation, he will almost always dish out empty threats. Usually followed by "That's not a threat, that's PROMISE!" and other [[Chance-ism|Chance-isms]]

Chance is a manipulator, so lying is not only second nature to him but also a guarantee during any conversation he has. If a person's story remains relatively consistent, it's a sign that they're telling the truth. Chance will change or even invent new details to fit whatever story he's trying to tell. When he was caught sending [[Pedophilia|nude pictures to who he thought were minors]], he was adamant that it was illegal entrapment, before soon enough, stating that was because he was hacked, ''to then'' saying that the person said they were 18 years old in the messages, before finally settling on "it was all Photoshop & AI".

Another obvious sign of Chance's deception is his inability to mend stories to actually deceive anyone properly. In other words; It's clear when he's lying because he [[Delusions and Ego|has no clue how anything works]], so anyone with a modicum of life experience can see the gaping plot holes in any narrative he spins. Such as when he claimed that music artists copy other artists' songs 'all the time' without having to necessarily purchase the rights to them.<ref>https://youtu.be/rqTVJ0XYYJQ?si=8-bxGpMQHB9niUPp&t=9714</ref>

== <big>Manipulation</big> ==
When looking at Chance for the first time, your natural instinct might be to feel sorry for him because of his abnormal [[Health and Appearance|appearance]], and Chance is not only aware of this but also uses it to his advantage to garner sympathy from onlookers and to (hopefully) deter the trolls away from him. "Don't judge a book by its cover" is the quote that's often used to describe people with similarly abnormal appearances, but it's often used towards people who are much more kinder and "beautiful" on the inside, however—Chance—is a text book example of the cover definitely matching the book, as his personality is ''just'' as ugly as him. It's also unclear whether he makes himself look as unkempt and unhealthy as possible to further fish for sympathy from people, especially when he blames the trolls on the causes of his many conditions like eczema.

While Cyraxx may certainly not be the brightest bulb in the box, he has on the occasion shown to be fairly cunning when trying to manipulate people. For instance, he once attempted to weaponize the trolls against someone by making a video thanking them for making a sizeable donation to him, being aware that donating gifts or money to Cyraxx is a sure-fire way of getting doxxed and harassed by trolls. Thankfully for the target however, trolls saw through Cyraxx's lie and refrained from attacking the person.

=== Suicide baiting ===
[[File:Cyraxx on Youtube. Yall need to leave me the f ck alone . 3 9 2024. Poor little Mr PDFile Lolcow... 0-27 screenshot.png|thumb|297x297px|Chance attempting to look distraught]]
Cyraxx frequently and disgracefully uses suicide as has a manipulation tool to obtain what he wants. While he used this tactic on a few occasions against trolls, he also more concerningly uses it against [[Sally]] to emotionally blackmail her. During a panel dated June 2024, Cyraxx was heard threatening Sally that he would kill himself if she were to move out of Akron without him<ref>https://rumble.com/v51x3d9-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-a-super-drunk-n-word-boi-appears.-61.html?start=3861</ref>.

During another panel with Marty and [[Shmeckle Cat]], Cyraxx would refer to another 'suicide attempt' he had off-camera, when asked by Shmeckle about the lack of visible cut marks, he would respond "There isn't any because my family stopped me before I could do anything!"

=== Runaway threats ===
During arguments with Sally, some of which were caught on audio thanks to Cyraxx neglecting to either pause or mute his livestreams whenever he is called downstairs, Cyraxx has often threatened to pack his things and run away. However, Sally is not moved by such threats, as she is well aware that Cyraxx would never go out in the world on his own, much less survive without her help. This is also another display of Chance's extreme immaturity and arrested development, somehow thinking that running away from the house would still be even a threat as a man in his 30's, or that his departure would be a loss for the household.

=== Emotional "Breakdowns" ===
Cyraxx is infamous for his frequent attempts at elliciting sympathy by acting distraught and faking emotional breakdowns on camera. For the most part, these acts of distress are aimed at audiences unfamiliar with his past and reputation, hoping that someone will take pity and fly to his rescue. However, Cyraxx is equally infamous for being a terrible actor; for one, there are no tears present when he's doing this act which brings us to the second issue: he'll often switch from "crying" to angry on a dime, which should tell you pretty easily that it's just poor acting, and further highlights the lengths he'll go to to gain pity. He also constantly flip-flops between dominating the trolls and being utterly crushed by them, further highlighting the contradictions of his delusions.

Cyraxx also uses this tactic as a defense mechanism against stressful situations, such as interactions with trolls or police officers. In this case, his objective is to look as miserable and harmless as possible to appease or garner pity from the target, or make them so uncomfortable with his display of abject misery that they just decide to leave.

=== Factitious behavior ===
Cyraxx has a habit of pretending to be sick or injured, or greatly exaggerate the extent of health issues he does have, to pity people into leaving him alone or to fish for sympathy. In 2014, Cyraxx had a freakout while staying the weekend at [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]]'s house after his wife, Jenny, refused to take him to the hospital for a pimple on his leg that Cyraxx thought was gangrena. A few years later, Cyraxx accused Jenny of potentially leaving him to die by refusing to take him to the hospital for his leg "infection".

Cyraxx repeateadly attempted to make the trolls feel bad about him by complaining about his leg being infected and causing him excruciating pain, saying that doctors told him that it could fall off if untreated. This is of course complete nonsense, especially so when Cyraxx claims that the cause of his self-diagnosed infection is either stress-induced eczema going septic because of the trolls messing with him online, or lack of movement from being "trapped" in the house due to Cyraxx fearing that trolls will ambush him as soon as he steps outside. While Cyraxx greatly exaggerates how bad his leg feels, unsavory photo evidence show however that it is presenting signs of infection, especially on the foot. Regardless however, Cyraxx's leg infection is most certainly caused by the extremely unsanitary conditions in which he festers, being regularly bitten by pests and refusing to clean himself, or wearing the same clothes for up to a week sometimes. And even if we were to buy his lie that his septic eczema flare-ups are caused by trolls stressing him, he could easily make it better simply by staying off the Internet since it causes him so much pain, but Cyraxx would seemingly rather lose his leg than to stop messing around online.

While some people have theorized that Cyraxx exhibits behaviors consistent with Factitious disorder (also known as the Munchausen syndrome), it is unlikely that he actually has this disorder, as he always feigns illness with clear intent and objectives in mind, as opposed to doing so strictly impulsively.

== <big>List of notable lies</big> ==
Below is a list of lies and half-truths that Cyraxx constantly repeats whenever he thinks he is adressing someone that is not familiar with his reputation, or when he is pandering his delusions.

* '''Cyraxx was sexually assaulted in high school ''': In 2022, Cyraxx regularly claimed that he was sexually assaulted by a fellow legally blind classmate nicknamed Blind Billy. Blind Billy came forward on a panel with MusicBizMarty about the story, where he says that it was Cyraxx that sexually assaulted him, a version substantiated by a former classmate, [[Elspeth]]. While Billy's side of the story was widely taken as truth due to Cyraxx's reputation as both a pathological liar and a sexual deviant, some felt that Billy was not being fully transparent either. This led to a theory that Cyraxx and Blind Billy decided to experiment that night, but were overcome with shame afterward and thus made up the rape story as a cover-up. Regardless, Cyraxx's story was an obvious lie due to his extremely nonchalant demeanor about such a traumatizing experience, and the incoherences in his narrative (such as claiming that he was removed from high school for his own safety, as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy, and the fact that Billy's vision was extremely limited, and thus would have found it really difficult to perform sexual acts on Cyraxx in the dark).
* '''Cyraxx was swatted''' : This is a half truth; while a troll indeed called the police with a false emergency, Cyraxx greatly exagerates the force of the response. He regularly claims that police responded fully clad with body armor and rifles, and that they held him at gun point for several minutes. However, bodycam footage from the intervention instead shows the officers securing the outside of the house with flashlights, and then telling Chance to come outside to be patted. At no point did the police draw any weapon, nor did they employed force against Cyraxx<ref>[[File:CyraxxSwatBodycam.mp4|left|thumb|180x180px]]
 </ref>.
* '''Trolls tried to kill Cyraxx/Cyraxx was shot at''' : A full blown lie which he will likely stick to until his ultimate demise. Cyraxx here refers to several events in which he believed or was influenced to believe that he was almost murdered by the trolls:
** On September 6th 2021, when a man was arrested in the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street while evading the police<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e?view=content</ref>. William Gloryhole released the bodycam footage of the intervention, assorted with various comments pretending that the man was a hired assasin sent to kill Cyraxx. Naturally, Cyraxx fully believed it and used this unrelated arrest at his doorstep as proof that trolls were putting his life in danger.
** On January 28th 2022, a drive-by shooting occured down the street from 339, critically injuring a young boy<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/bodycams-from-shooting-at-the-corner-of:6?t=339</ref>. After going out to gawk at the crime scene, Cyraxx made a tearful video saying that those bullets were likely meant for him and blamed the trolls for the shooting, further encouraged by [[Sally]] who also believed that trolls were involved.
** On November 3rd 2022, Cyraxx was startled by a loud noise in his room during a livestream<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref>. The next day, Cyraxx claimed that it was from a shot fired through his window and accused MusicBizMarty of hiring a hitman to assassinate him.This would kick off a saga known as the [[Assassination Incident]], which Cyraxx still talks about to this day. Despite claiming that the bullet was still lodged in his matress, he consistently refused to show said bullet, coming up with a myriad of excuses to deflect questions or just pleading people to believe him.
** In September 2025, Cyraxx claims that he was the target of two bombing attempts with "improvised explosive devices";
*** On September 6th, Sally's minivan was vandalized, leaving dark stains on the side resembling scorch marks. Cyraxx first claimed it was arson, but later revised his story to pretend that it was an attempt to kill him and his family by making the van explode<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&t=1s</ref>. Given the photo evidence shared by Cyraxx, this story is ludicrous at best, as the damage to the van is extremely superficial, and not consistent at all with a supposed attempt to ignite the car. Furthermore, there is strong suspicion that Cyraxx was actually the one that damaged the van in a feeble attempt to frame the trolls and convince the Akron Police Department to go after them.
*** On September 20th, Cyraxx recived a brand new Xbox in the mail for his birthday. Little did he know however that it was booby-trapped to trip the breaker of the house, plunging the entire family in the dark. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx cried that the xbox was an "improvised explosive device" meant to set the house on fire<ref>https://rumble.com/v6z7h7o-cyraxx-09-19-25-very-mad-about-an-exploding-xbox.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Cyraxx further adds that he called the police about the matter, and that they told him to keep the Xbox in a box outside until they sent someone to retrieve it, something no actual cop would say to anyone facing legitimate bomb threat.
*'''Cyraxx attempted to take his own life''' : This is completely untrue. As previously mentioned, Cyraxx has a history of using suicide-baiting to manipulate people. When Cyraxx says that he has attempted to "take his life", he may refer to the following events:
**On April 11th 2021, Cyraxx was exposed on [[MusicBizMarty]]'s panel for cheating on [[Strawberry Sunshine]] (his current girlfriend at the time) with a woman called "Cindy Lu"<ref>https://odysee.com/@BastardtheGreen:3/FileNo20210411:0</ref> - Chance, when confronted with his infidelity, decided to leave and return holding an object to his throat in the fashion of a knife. When the situation was defused however, Cyraxx eventually admitted that it was just a sharpie, which was met with laughter. Chance would later refer to this incident as a suicide attempt despite it being nothing but a cop-out to avoid taking accountability for his lack of loyalty towards his significant other.
**On July 18th 2025, Cyraxx claimed that he once attempted to take his own life five years prior because of the trolls by overdosing on pills, and was only saved because Sally found him lying uncouncious and rushed him to the hospital. It was later discovered that he stole the story from the time [[Ed]] overdosed on painkillers<ref>https://rumble.com/v6wcjai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-another-thing-i-failed-at.-7182025.-he-stole-eds-od-stor.html?start=663</ref>.
*'''Trolls broke into Sally's bank account and stole money from it''' : Cyraxx has repeatedly claimed that trolls have stolen money from Sally by hacking into her bank account, which is an obvious lie. In reality, Cyraxx stole Sally's debit or credit card while she was in the hospital in 2023 to buy Fortnite skins and various digital trinkets, and likely tried to lie to Sally by saying it was trolls when she eventually found several unexpected withdrawals on her statement.
*'''Cyraxx and his family have called the police 113 times over a certain period''' : This is a half-truth. Cyraxx frequently brings this up as "evidence" that the Akron Police Department is being negligent by leaving him and his family to fend for themselves. While the APD had indeed been called 113 times, this number represents all of the calls about 339 Lloyd Street, including actual emergencies and calls made by trolls or concerned onlookers.
*'''Friends from all over the world''': Cyraxx has a habit of mentioning "very good friends of his" that are never named, and most likely don't even exist. It's only done so he can appear more sociable and to [[Ego|convince himself that everyone on the internet doesn't despise him]], and most of his "friends" aren't actually buddy trolls. [[Zak Hussein]] is another infamous example of Chance pretending to be friends with people who don't even know him.
*'''Cyraxx is an army brat''' : This is not true, at least in the way Cyraxx presents it. Cyraxx claims his status as an "army brat" from his former stepfather, [[Gordon Wilkins]], who had a career in the army. However, Gordon was only in Chance's life for four years, between the ages of 4 and 8 years old, and was self-admitedly largely uninvested in raising Chance. Furthermore, Cyraxx often brags that his "military background" taught him the use of firearms and combat, which is evidently a lie. The only gun Cyraxx manned in his life was a small-caliber hunting rifle, [[Gun Incident|which he used to dry-fire at the camera hoping to intimidate the trolls]]. After this, Sally confiscated the rifle, and it was never seen again.
*'''Cyraxx went to jail''': Cyraxx loves to brag about being incarcerated by claiming he gained connections with people on the inside and "jail smarts", likely for bolstering his street thug persona and appearing more influencial than he really is. The matter of fact is that Cyraxx was arrested twice in his life, and was only put in a holding cell at the station for less than 24 hours on both occasions. He never saw the interior of an actual jail or prison, and his knowledge about prison life obviously comes from movies and YouTubers.

== Sources ==

Dale Lynne

2026-04-23T03:43:46Z

StupidStu: /* Interviews */

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'''Dale Lynne''' (also known by '''Dale Car''') is [[Cyraxx|Cyraxx's]] [[Family|aunt]], although Cyraxx insists on calling her his sister due to viewing Sally as his mom. She became a notorious figure for sharing extensive information about Cyraxx, Sally and the rest of the family, mainly through a troll named [[DeathByDesign7]].

Cyraxx has an extremely vitriolic relationship with his aunt, simply for standing up against his delusions and holding him accountable for his actions. His hate for Dale only worsened over time as she continued dispelling his lies and sharing more information, going as far as to try and disown her several times, threaten her with legal summons and physical violence, as well as ruining her reputation.

== History ==
Dale was first talked about in May 2023, after she visited the [[339|Wilkins household]] to check up on her mother [[Sally]]. During this visit, she asked Cyraxx to stop bringing up family matters on Facebook and to quit interacting with the [[trolls]]. This humble request triggered a [[Rage|meltdown]] from Chance who screamed at her about the trolls with copious amounts of name-calling, offending Dale who said that she would not return the household until Chance started treating her and Sally with more respect. Shortly after Dale’s departure, Cyraxx went live on [[Kick Streaming|Kick]] to announce that he would disown a certain family member for disrespecting him and treating him like a child,<ref>https://youtu.be/tfG8d5ZbVKs?t=1317</ref> most likely for refusing to entertain his delusions and give into his temper tantrum.

=== Ed Fight ===
On June 20th 2025, a physical fight broke out between Cyraxx and [[Ed]]. After being informed of what happened, Dale drove to 339 Lloyd Street to check up on Sally. She shared more details about the incident over the phone with DeathByDesign7. During the fight, Cyraxx pushed Sally after she tried stepping in-between him and Ed, causing her a broken toe and a hurt back. Yet despite being severely injured by Cyraxx, she covered for him by lying to the police saying she broke her toe by dropping something heavy on it. Deeply appaled, Dale decided to take the matters into her own hands by trying to call Adult Protective Services. Unfortunately, this did not work, as the current situation meant that nothing could be done about Chance unless Sally herself took the decision.

Cyraxx was unsurprisingly furious about this and had a video meltdown<ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6yn-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-part-2.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref><ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6vb-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> threatening Dale with both physical violence as well as ruining her reputation. She accuses her of "siding with the trolls" and "backstabbing the family" for sharing the truth about the abuse and violence he inflicts upon Sally and Ed. He also out of nowhere brings up Sally's inheritance, saying that Dale was trying to get APS to remove him so that she can keep everything for herself, barely vieiling his greed. He concludes with a pathetic attempt to assert his non-existent dominance by declaring that she is no longer part of the family, as if he had the authority to make such decisions on the behalf of Sally and other relatives. Despite all his threats, Dale said that when she entered the house, she saw Cyraxx run upstairs to hide in his room.
[[File:DeathByDesign7InfoBomb3.jpg|thumb|302x302px]]

=== Sally ===
Dale’s relationship with Sally has been somewhat ambivalent. On one hand, Dale seemed to care a lot about Sally due to their family bond, but she also expresses frustration at her dishonesty and refusal to get rid of Cyraxx despite all the harm he is causing to the household. After the June 20th 2025 fight, Dale’s patience for Sally drastically deteriorated for lying to the police about Cyraxx injuring her.

In July 2025 DeathByDesign7 revealed through a series of community posts that Dale had taken a 23andme DNA test with her sister, discovering that she was only related to the Smith (paternal) side of her family, meaning that Sally was not her biological mother. When Dale questionned Sally about this, she refused to provide any answer and later tried attacking her reputation by reporting Dale’s house for being an infestation hotbed. Cyraxx also took part by attempting to contact Dale’s ex-husband from 20 years ago and rope him into their family conflict.

Because of DeathByDesign7's hasty handling of the unfolding events and the undue attention from impatient trolls and weens that ensued, Dale has went radio-silent and seemingly handled the matter in private, seeking a legal DNA test to confirm her suspicions.

To this day, no further details were revealed, and nothing else seem to have come out of the Arntzen family tree mystery aside from Dale completely cutting off Sally.

== Interviews ==
On July 14th 2023, Dale accepted an interview with YouTuber DeathByDesign7 about Chance and the rest of the family, followed up by a livestream with DeathByDesign7 and [[CVG]] a month later on August 17th.

While being very critical of the trolls for bothering the rest of the family and doing things such as calling Sally while she was in hospital and taking items off their property (notably for removing a bench gifted by her late brother, which she was temporarily storing at Sally’s house<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=36</ref>), she shows little to no sympathy for Chance himself for mistreating everyone around him, including his own caretakers. Although she worries a lot for Sally, she finds herself often disconcerted at her lax attitude towards Cyraxx.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STybWG1nLwY Video 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKhdbPTThc Video 4
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During both interviews, she also dispelled many of Chance’s lies he told his audience over the years as well as revealing more embarrassing details about his life. Highlights include:

* According to her, Cyraxx was actually rather sweet as a child and did not exhibit any alarming or blatant behavior. Things started going downhill when Chance was around 12 years old, as he became increasignly agressive towards Sally and others.
* After being arrested and jailed for choking Sally, Chance was reportedly calmer and more docile for a couple years after. This goes to show that Cyraxx can be disciplined if faced with adequate consequences for his actions.<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=753</ref>
* Chance was not pushed off the second floor of his high school. Instead, he jumped off himself after accepting a dare from his classmates and broke his arm in the process. He was so embarassed that he filed a false police report claiming the students pushed him, which is what caused him to be expelled from high school.<ref>https://youtu.be/SKKhdbPTThc?t=498</ref>
* Chance was never homeless when he first arrived in Ohio as he claimed, and never lived in the back of Sally's car. The likely root to this lie was an event that occured shortly after Gordon's divorce with Sally. The U-haul rental truck that Sally used to move her and Chance's belongings to Washington state apparently broke down mid-way, forcing them to unload all of the furniture and boxes on the side of the road until a replacement arrived.
* As far as Dale knows, Cyraxx is on no drugs or medication. She says that his occasional drifting and slurring is due to a lack of sleep<ref>https://youtu.be/MaBqUYAyjSo?t=579</ref>, as Cyraxx only sleeps around 1 or 2 hours per night. The likely reason behind this chronic insomnia is Cyraxx's overconsumption of caffeinated and energy drinks, paired with his total lack of exercise.
* Cyraxx was very averse to taking baths. When he did, he just sat in the water doing nothing, letting himself marinate in his own filth. Sally used to help him bathe due to his malformed arms being unable to reach behind his back, but has since stopped due to Cyraxx allegedly getting erect while she did so.
* Despite Dale's attempts, Sally refuses to watch Cyraxx's videos and livestream, likely to avoid facing the truth about her grandson.
* Chance went to high school with Dale's daughter. He attempted to assert authority over her in front of her friends at school, claiming to be her "uncle," despite her being older than him.

=== Response ===
As expected, Chance reacted extremely poorly to these interviews. He went live on Kick<ref>https://youtu.be/WcZc3K1s8Xs?t=1548</ref> not long after the second interview to vitriolically slander and talk down to Dale, claiming that she betrayed his family by spreading “lies” to the trolls, accusing her of treating him like a child and once again announcing that he is disowning her. During his spiel, Cyraxx also accuses Dale of being a delusional shut-in dwelling in her pigsty of a room playing pretend on IMVU all day. He also brings up her son, Daniel, arrogantly mocking him by calling him a failure and a lazy reprobate.

Being the ever-so graceful and influential member of the family he is, he concluded his anger-filled grievances by commanding Dale to beg his family for their pardon.

== Sources ==
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHVkIAhdAP4&t=1941s&ab_channel=CVG</nowiki>

Finances

2026-04-20T00:28:27Z

StupidStu: /* Side-income */

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Having no job or any form of financial literacy, [[Cyraxx]] is expectedly completely '''financially destitute'''. He has no reliable source of income, and is essentially a leech who lives off of [[Sally Arntzen|Sally's]] checks. The money Chance earned off of his music sales, which he claims is his whole career, was shown to be a grand total of $5.81, although this data is from 2022 and he makes hundreds of dollars off of livestreaming donations a month. There are rumors that Cyraxx receives SSI checks and that Sally keeps Cyraxx around to pocket that money for herself, however, statements from family members saying that Chance is on no sort of social security program make this theory rumor extremely unlikely to be true.

Most of the reason why Chance is so destitude is partially because of his [[Health and Appearance|disabilities]] and mostly because of his extreme laziness and [[Intelligence|stupidity]]. Cyraxx is completely financially illiterate, mostly because he is [[Intelligence|generally unintelligent]] alongside the fact he has never had to work. He's shown that he does not understand the value of money. at all, as he's made multiple absurd claims such as that [[MusicBizMarty]] and the [[trolls]] lost him out on over 10 million dollars,{{CitationNeeded}} an [[Apple Watch]] is worth more than a house, and that $680 dollars worth of CDs and [[art]] can be sold for $8,300 (although this is more of a display of his [[Intelligence#Math and Logic|math ability]]).

[[File:Moneyskills.png|thumb|center|443x443px|math]]

== Incomes sources ==

=== Day job ===
Despite being in his thirties, Chance has never held any form of employment before, being a complete NEET for over a decade at this point. Even [[Chris Chan]] and [[KingCobraJFS]] were employed.

Cyraxx doesn't get a job due to him not needing one because his caretakers pay for everything and do not encourage him to get any sort of employment, even from a disability service. As a response to Marty asking why can't Cyraxx get a job to help with bills during a phone call with him, Sally replied that he's trying to get a job online but he was unable to find one because of the trolls, as when Cyraxx accomplishes anything, he immediately brags to his trolls about it and they ruin it. When asked why he can't just get an entry-level job or a job offered by an employment program for disabled people, Sally replied that "if he loves what he does, he'll never work a day in his life."{{CitationNeeded}} The only sort of "job" he's had were his [[Kick Saga|Kick]] channel, and him, [[Ed]], and [[Jake]] scrapping metal, as well as odd jobs around the house, which he does poorly.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLxG8w_6qI&t=245s&ab_channel=TheDriftKingMusicBizMarty</ref> However according to Cyraxx, he claims that he is a [[Music|musician]], online performer, online [[Racing|racecar driver]], and mechanic despite never having any sort of training is any of those fields at all. He has technically made money off of these endeavors, which has granted him the grand total of $5.81.
=== Education and Qualifications ===
It's probably impossible to get a regular job as Cyraxx doesn't even have a GED, is 33 with no resume, has no marketable skills, gets easily thrown into extreme fits of rage, and is [[Health and Appearance|physically, intellectually, and mentally disabled]]. He could possibly get a job through a vocational rehabilitation service which works with disabled people doing non-strenuous labor or he can possibly qualify for SSI, but not for much as you need to have a work history to apply for full disability benefits.

Even factoring out his level of education (or lack of), Chance is too inept to even work any form of minimum wage job. Getting a job even at a grocery store is not likely due to a number of circumstances; he can't really count or do math, he can't clean or organize himself, and he lacks basic social skills so there really isn't any place for him in a business. This also isn't accounting for the fact that if he got a job, an army of [[trolls]] would instantly get him fired, if he didn't already get himself fired by pestering random customers or employees about [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] and the trolls.

=== Side-income ===
Lolcows making money off of their own infamy is something that is not unheard of, quite the contrary in fact. Even a reputation as a sexual deviant does not necessarily prevents this. As unfortunate as it is, lolcow predators like Nova Online have managed to profit off their infamy through selling crafts or services like Cameo. Chris Chan, despite now being known for comitting incest on his own mom, now lives off his lovechild creation, Sonichu.

Being such a fascinating invididual, there is arguably some potential for Cyraxx to profit off his online infamy, and yet despite many trolls and content creator being able to monetize him, Cyraxx seems to be the only one who can't figure out how to profit off his own image. [[MusicBizMarty]] once described Cyraxx as someone "pissing gasoline yet still unable to make money off of it". The first and most obvious reason why Cyraxx can't get a cent out of himself is that he is extremely lazy and incompetent; he knows nothing and makes no effort to figure out how anything works unless it's gonna pay off instantly. Even if it coud profit him in the mid to long term, if it's not the path of least resistance, he's not gonna do it.

The second reason is that Cyraxx refuses to acknowledge that his rage fits and absurd rants are what people want to see, but because it is not what ''he'' wants to do, he insists on making more cacophonic LinkinPark cover shows or extremely boring gameplay videos that absolutely nobody wants to watch. In fact, most commentary channels edit out his singing and gameplay because of how little entertainment value there is, even ironic. If Cyraxx was willing to sacrifice a bit of his pride, he could easily offset the lost dignity (not like he had much to begin with) with an income which he entierly controls.

The third reason is that Cyraxx's entire reputation and digital footprint consists of almost nothing but controversy and depravation; he was already detestable from the get go as opposed to being just an oddball online that later on turned out to be far more evil than he seemed at first, such as Chris Chan before the 2021 incest scandal. It goes without saying that financially supporting ''any'' predator online should not be acceptable, and this is particularly enforced on Cyraxx due to the tight gatekeeping surrounding him.

=== Financial aid ===
According to [[Sally]]<ref>https://rumble.com/v590fel-the-43s339-are-forced-to-hear-the-truth-about-chance-from-the-apd-on-717202.html?start=1710</ref> and Cyraxx's [[Dale Arntzen|aunt]],<ref>https://youtu.be/vM9Z2FtJhcY?t=564</ref> Cyraxx does not receive any assistance checks or any social benefits other than food stamps. In a phone call with [[Tangerine Cat]], Sally claims that his uncle Bill tried helping him enrolling into SSI back when the family was living in Washington state. However, when they moved to Florida, the state deemed him ineligible and revoked his SSI benefits.<ref>https://youtu.be/ya2BJeWVBco?t=1338</ref> While possible, the fact that Sally has not attempted to restore Chance's social benefits once they moved to Ohio implies that either Chance was also deemed ineligible there or that the family didn't bother going through the procedures all over again without another relative doing it for them. At some point, Sally failed to renew Cyraxx's food stamps for the month, causing him to produce a video where he blames the trolls for somehow taking his food stamps away<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOy4sb8JrKs</ref>.

== Pay-Pigs ==
Cyraxx's aunt has confirmed that there are pay-pigs in circulations which give Cyraxx large sums of money for... some reason. [[Jake]] is a confirmed pay-pig, and [[Michael Hackings]] has sent Cyraxx money on occasion. There was also an Australian buddy troll/pay-pig, who was doxxed by [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]].

== Sources ==

Finances

2026-04-20T00:23:43Z

StupidStu: /* Side-income */

{{WIP}}{{Citations}}

Having no job or any form of financial literacy, [[Cyraxx]] is expectedly completely '''financially destitute'''. He has no reliable source of income, and is essentially a leech who lives off of [[Sally Arntzen|Sally's]] checks. The money Chance earned off of his music sales, which he claims is his whole career, was shown to be a grand total of $5.81, although this data is from 2022 and he makes hundreds of dollars off of livestreaming donations a month. There are rumors that Cyraxx receives SSI checks and that Sally keeps Cyraxx around to pocket that money for herself, however, statements from family members saying that Chance is on no sort of social security program make this theory rumor extremely unlikely to be true.

Most of the reason why Chance is so destitude is partially because of his [[Health and Appearance|disabilities]] and mostly because of his extreme laziness and [[Intelligence|stupidity]]. Cyraxx is completely financially illiterate, mostly because he is [[Intelligence|generally unintelligent]] alongside the fact he has never had to work. He's shown that he does not understand the value of money. at all, as he's made multiple absurd claims such as that [[MusicBizMarty]] and the [[trolls]] lost him out on over 10 million dollars,{{CitationNeeded}} an [[Apple Watch]] is worth more than a house, and that $680 dollars worth of CDs and [[art]] can be sold for $8,300 (although this is more of a display of his [[Intelligence#Math and Logic|math ability]]).

[[File:Moneyskills.png|thumb|center|443x443px|math]]

== Incomes sources ==

=== Day job ===
Despite being in his thirties, Chance has never held any form of employment before, being a complete NEET for over a decade at this point. Even [[Chris Chan]] and [[KingCobraJFS]] were employed.

Cyraxx doesn't get a job due to him not needing one because his caretakers pay for everything and do not encourage him to get any sort of employment, even from a disability service. As a response to Marty asking why can't Cyraxx get a job to help with bills during a phone call with him, Sally replied that he's trying to get a job online but he was unable to find one because of the trolls, as when Cyraxx accomplishes anything, he immediately brags to his trolls about it and they ruin it. When asked why he can't just get an entry-level job or a job offered by an employment program for disabled people, Sally replied that "if he loves what he does, he'll never work a day in his life."{{CitationNeeded}} The only sort of "job" he's had were his [[Kick Saga|Kick]] channel, and him, [[Ed]], and [[Jake]] scrapping metal, as well as odd jobs around the house, which he does poorly.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLxG8w_6qI&t=245s&ab_channel=TheDriftKingMusicBizMarty</ref> However according to Cyraxx, he claims that he is a [[Music|musician]], online performer, online [[Racing|racecar driver]], and mechanic despite never having any sort of training is any of those fields at all. He has technically made money off of these endeavors, which has granted him the grand total of $5.81.
=== Education and Qualifications ===
It's probably impossible to get a regular job as Cyraxx doesn't even have a GED, is 33 with no resume, has no marketable skills, gets easily thrown into extreme fits of rage, and is [[Health and Appearance|physically, intellectually, and mentally disabled]]. He could possibly get a job through a vocational rehabilitation service which works with disabled people doing non-strenuous labor or he can possibly qualify for SSI, but not for much as you need to have a work history to apply for full disability benefits.

Even factoring out his level of education (or lack of), Chance is too inept to even work any form of minimum wage job. Getting a job even at a grocery store is not likely due to a number of circumstances; he can't really count or do math, he can't clean or organize himself, and he lacks basic social skills so there really isn't any place for him in a business. This also isn't accounting for the fact that if he got a job, an army of [[trolls]] would instantly get him fired, if he didn't already get himself fired by pestering random customers or employees about [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] and the trolls.

=== Side-income ===
Lolcows making money off of their own infamy is something that is not unheard of, quite the contrary in fact. Even a reputation as a sexual deviant does not necessarily prevents this. As unfortunate as it is, lolcow predators like Nova Online have managed to profit off their infamy through selling crafts or services like Cameo. Chris Chan, despite now being known for comitting incest on his own mom, now lives off his lovechild creation, Sonichu.

Being such a fascinating invididual, there is arguably some potential for Cyraxx to profit off his online infamy, and yet despite many trolls and content creator being able to monetize him, Cyraxx seems to be the only one who can't figure out how to profit off his own image. [[MusicBizMarty]] once described Cyraxx as someone "pissing gasoline yet still unable to make money off it". The first and most obvious reason why Cyraxx can't get a cent out of himself is that he is extremely lazy and incompetent; he knows nothing and makes no effort to figure out how anything works unless it's gonna pay off instantly. Even if it coud profit him in the mid to long term, if it's not the path of least resistance, he's not gonna do it.

The second reason is that Cyraxx refuses to acknowledge that his rage fits and absurd rants are what people want to see, but because it is not what ''he'' wants to do, he insists on making more cacophonic LinkinPark cover shows or extremely boring gameplay videos that absolutely nobody wants to watch. In fact, most commentary channels edit out his singing and gameplay because of how little entertainment value there is, even ironic. If Cyraxx was willing to sacrifice a bit of his pride, he could easily offset the lost dignity (not like he had much to begin with) with an income which he entierly controls.

The third reason is that Cyraxx's entire reputation and digital footprint consists of almost nothing but controversy and depravation; he was already detestable from the get go as opposed to being just an oddball online that later on turned out to be far more evil than he seemed at first, such as Chris Chan before the 2021 incest scandal. It goes without saying that financially supporting ''any'' predator online should not be acceptable, and this is particularly enforced on Cyraxx due to the tight gatekeeping surrounding him.

=== Financial aid ===
According to [[Sally]]<ref>https://rumble.com/v590fel-the-43s339-are-forced-to-hear-the-truth-about-chance-from-the-apd-on-717202.html?start=1710</ref> and Cyraxx's [[Dale Arntzen|aunt]],<ref>https://youtu.be/vM9Z2FtJhcY?t=564</ref> Cyraxx does not receive any assistance checks or any social benefits other than food stamps. In a phone call with [[Tangerine Cat]], Sally claims that his uncle Bill tried helping him enrolling into SSI back when the family was living in Washington state. However, when they moved to Florida, the state deemed him ineligible and revoked his SSI benefits.<ref>https://youtu.be/ya2BJeWVBco?t=1338</ref> While possible, the fact that Sally has not attempted to restore Chance's social benefits once they moved to Ohio implies that either Chance was also deemed ineligible there or that the family didn't bother going through the procedures all over again without another relative doing it for them. At some point, Sally failed to renew Cyraxx's food stamps for the month, causing him to produce a video where he blames the trolls for somehow taking his food stamps away<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOy4sb8JrKs</ref>.

== Pay-Pigs ==
Cyraxx's aunt has confirmed that there are pay-pigs in circulations which give Cyraxx large sums of money for... some reason. [[Jake]] is a confirmed pay-pig, and [[Michael Hackings]] has sent Cyraxx money on occasion. There was also an Australian buddy troll/pay-pig, who was doxxed by [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]].

== Sources ==

Dale Lynne

2026-04-19T03:32:28Z

StupidStu: /* Ed Fight */

{{Doxxing}}

'''Dale Lynne''' (also known by '''Dale Car''') is [[Cyraxx|Cyraxx's]] [[Family|aunt]], although Cyraxx insists on calling her his sister due to viewing Sally as his mom. She became a notorious figure for sharing extensive information about Cyraxx, Sally and the rest of the family, mainly through a troll named [[DeathByDesign7]].

Cyraxx has an extremely vitriolic relationship with his aunt, simply for standing up against his delusions and holding him accountable for his actions. His hate for Dale only worsened over time as she continued dispelling his lies and sharing more information, going as far as to try and disown her several times, threaten her with legal summons and physical violence, as well as ruining her reputation.

== History ==
Dale was first talked about in May 2023, after she visited the [[339|Wilkins household]] to check up on her mother [[Sally]]. During this visit, she asked Cyraxx to stop bringing up family matters on Facebook and to quit interacting with the [[trolls]]. This humble request triggered a [[Rage|meltdown]] from Chance who screamed at her about the trolls with copious amounts of name-calling, offending Dale who said that she would not return the household until Chance started treating her and Sally with more respect. Shortly after Dale’s departure, Cyraxx went live on [[Kick Streaming|Kick]] to announce that he would disown a certain family member for disrespecting him and treating him like a child,<ref>https://youtu.be/tfG8d5ZbVKs?t=1317</ref> most likely for refusing to entertain his delusions and give into his temper tantrum.

=== Ed Fight ===
On June 20th 2025, a physical fight broke out between Cyraxx and [[Ed]]. After being informed of what happened, Dale drove to 339 Lloyd Street to check up on Sally. She shared more details about the incident over the phone with DeathByDesign7. During the fight, Cyraxx pushed Sally after she tried stepping in-between him and Ed, causing her a broken toe and a hurt back. Yet despite being severely injured by Cyraxx, she covered for him by lying to the police saying she broke her toe by dropping something heavy on it. Deeply appaled, Dale decided to take the matters into her own hands by trying to call Adult Protective Services. Unfortunately, this did not work, as the current situation meant that nothing could be done about Chance unless Sally herself took the decision.

Cyraxx was unsurprisingly furious about this and had a video meltdown<ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6yn-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-part-2.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref><ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6vb-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> threatening Dale with both physical violence as well as ruining her reputation. She accuses her of "siding with the trolls" and "backstabbing the family" for sharing the truth about the abuse and violence he inflicts upon Sally and Ed. He concludes with a pathetic attempt to assert his non-existent dominance by declaring that she is no longer part of the family, as if he had the authority to make such decisions on the behalf of Sally and other relatives.
[[File:DeathByDesign7InfoBomb3.jpg|thumb|302x302px]]

=== Sally ===
Dale’s relationship with Sally has been somewhat ambivalent. On one hand, Dale seemed to care a lot about Sally due to their family bond, but she also expresses frustration at her dishonesty and refusal to get rid of Cyraxx despite all the harm he is causing to the household. After the June 20th 2025 fight, Dale’s patience for Sally drastically deteriorated for lying to the police about Cyraxx injuring her.

In July 2025 DeathByDesign7 revealed through a series of community posts that Dale had taken a 23andme DNA test with her sister, discovering that she was only related to the Smith (paternal) side of her family, meaning that Sally was not her biological mother. When Dale questionned Sally about this, she refused to provide any answer and later tried attacking her reputation by reporting Dale’s house for being an infestation hotbed. Cyraxx also took part by attempting to contact Dale’s ex-husband from 20 years ago and rope him into their family conflict.

Because of DeathByDesign7's hasty handling of the unfolding events and the undue attention from impatient trolls and weens that ensued, Dale has went radio-silent and seemingly handled the matter in private, seeking a legal DNA test to confirm her suspicions.

To this day, no further details were revealed, and nothing else seem to have come out of the Arntzen family tree mystery aside from Dale completely cutting off Sally.

== Interviews ==
On July 14th 2023, Dale accepted an interview with YouTuber DeathByDesign7 about Chance and the rest of the family, followed up by a livestream with DeathByDesign7 and [[CVG]] a month later on August 17th.

While being very critical of the trolls for bothering the rest of the family and doing things such as calling Sally while she was in hospital and taking items off their property (notably for removing a bench gifted by her late brother, which she was temporarily storing at Sally’s house<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=36</ref>), she shows little to no sympathy for Chance himself for mistreating everyone around him, including his own caretakers. Although she worries a lot for Sally, she finds herself often disconcerted at her lax attitude towards Cyraxx.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfG8d5ZbVKs Video 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STybWG1nLwY Video 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STybWG1nLwY Video 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKhdbPTThc Video 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZc3K1s8Xs Video 5
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During both interviews, she also dispelled many of Chance’s lies he told his audience over the years as well as revealing more embarrassing details about his life. Highlights include:

* According to her, Cyraxx was actually rather sweet as a child and did not exhibit any alarming or blatant behavior. Things started going downhill when Chance was around 12 years old, as he became increasignly agressive towards Sally and others.
* After being arrested and jailed for choking Sally, Chance was reportedly calmer and more docile for a couple years after. This goes to show that Cyraxx can be disciplined if faced with adequate consequences for his actions.<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=753</ref>
* Chance was not pushed off the second floor of his high school. Instead, he jumped off himself after accepting a dare from his classmates and broke his arm in the process. It was also revealed that he attempted to file a false police report against them, which is what caused him to be expelled from high school.<ref>https://youtu.be/SKKhdbPTThc?t=498</ref>
* Chance was never homeless when he first arrived in Ohio as he claimed, and never lived in the back of Sally's car. The likely root to this lie was an event that occured shortly after Gordon's divorce with Sally. The U-haul rental truck that Sally used to move her and Chance's belongings to Washington state apparently broke down mid-way, forcing them to unload all of the furniture and boxes on the side of the road until a replacement arrived.
* As far as Dale knows, Cyraxx is on no drugs or medication. She says that his occasional drifting and slurring is due to a lack of sleep<ref>https://youtu.be/MaBqUYAyjSo?t=579</ref>, as Cyraxx only sleeps around 1 or 2 hours per night. The likely reason behind this chronic insomnia is Cyraxx's overconsumption of caffeinated and energy drinks, paired with his total lack of exercise.
* Chance went to high school with Dale's daughter. He attempted to assert authority over her in front of her friends at school, claiming to be her "uncle," despite her being older than him.

=== Response ===
As expected, Chance reacted extremely poorly to these interviews. He went live on Kick<ref>https://youtu.be/WcZc3K1s8Xs?t=1548</ref> not long after the second interview to vitriolically slander and talk down to Dale, claiming that she betrayed his family by spreading “lies” to the trolls, accusing her of treating him like a child and once again announcing that he is disowning her. During his spiel, Cyraxx also accuses Dale of being a delusional shut-in dwelling in her pigsty of a room playing pretend on IMVU all day. He also brings up her son, Daniel, arrogantly mocking him by calling him a failure and a lazy reprobate.

Being the ever-so graceful and influential member of the family he is, he concluded his anger-filled grievances by commanding Dale to beg his family for their pardon.

== Sources ==
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHVkIAhdAP4&t=1941s&ab_channel=CVG</nowiki>

Dale Lynne

2026-04-18T20:42:30Z

StupidStu:

{{Doxxing}}

'''Dale Lynne''' (also known by '''Dale Car''') is [[Cyraxx|Cyraxx's]] [[Family|aunt]], although Cyraxx insists on calling her his sister due to viewing Sally as his mom. She became a notorious figure for sharing extensive information about Cyraxx, Sally and the rest of the family, mainly through a troll named [[DeathByDesign7]].

Cyraxx has an extremely vitriolic relationship with his aunt, simply for standing up against his delusions and holding him accountable for his actions. His hate for Dale only worsened over time as she continued dispelling his lies and sharing more information, going as far as to try and disown her several times, threaten her with legal summons and physical violence, as well as ruining her reputation.

== History ==
Dale was first talked about in May 2023, after she visited the [[339|Wilkins household]] to check up on her mother [[Sally]]. During this visit, she asked Cyraxx to stop bringing up family matters on Facebook and to quit interacting with the [[trolls]]. This humble request triggered a [[Rage|meltdown]] from Chance who screamed at her about the trolls with copious amounts of name-calling, offending Dale who said that she would not return the household until Chance started treating her and Sally with more respect. Shortly after Dale’s departure, Cyraxx went live on [[Kick Streaming|Kick]] to announce that he would disown a certain family member for disrespecting him and treating him like a child,<ref>https://youtu.be/tfG8d5ZbVKs?t=1317</ref> most likely for refusing to entertain his delusions and give into his temper tantrum.

=== Ed Fight ===
On June 20th 2025, a physical fight broke out between Cyraxx and [[Ed]]. After being informed of what happened, Dale drove to 339 Lloyd Street to check up on Sally. She shared more details about the incident over the phone with DeathByDesign7. During the fight, Cyraxx pushed Sally after she tried stepping in-between him and Ed, causing her a broken toe and a hurt back. Yet despite being severely injured by Cyraxx, she covered for him by lying to the police saying she broke her toe by dropping something heavy on it. Deeply appaled, Dale decided to take the matters into her own hands by trying to call Adult Protective Services. Unfortunately, this did not work, as the current situation meant that nothing could be done about Chance unless Sally herself took the decision.

Cyraxx was unsurprisingly furious about this and had a video meltdown<ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6yn-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-part-2.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref><ref>https://rumble.com/v6vc6vb-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> threatening Dale with both physical violence as well as ruining her reputation. She accuses her of "siding with the trolls" and "backstabbing the family" for sharing the truth about the abuse and violence he inflicts upon Sally and Ed. He concludes with a pathetic attempt to assert his non-existent dominance by declaring that she is no longer part of the family, as if he had the authority to make such decisions on the behalf of Sally and other relatives.
[[File:DeathByDesign7InfoBomb3.jpg|thumb|302x302px]]

=== Sally ===
Dale’s relationship with Sally has been somewhat ambivalent. On one hand, Dale seemed to care a lot about Sally due to their family bond, but she also expresses frustration at her dishonesty and refusal to get rid of Cyraxx despite all the harm he is causing to the household. After the June 20th 2025 fight, Dale’s patience for Sally drastically deteriorated for lying to the police about Cyraxx injuring her.

In July 2025 DeathByDesign7 revealed through a series of community posts that Dale had taken a 23andme DNA test with her sister, discovering that she was only related to the Smith (paternal) side of her family, meaning that Sally was not her biological mother. When Dale questionned Sally about this, she refused to provide any answer and later tried attacking her reputation by reporting Dale’s house for being an infestation hotbed. Cyraxx also took part by attempting to contact Dale’s ex-husband from 20 years ago and rope him into their family conflict.

Because of DeathByDesign7's hasty handling of the unfolding events and the undue attention from impatient trolls and weens that ensued, Dale has went radio-silent and seemingly handled the matter in private, seeking a legal DNA test to confirm her suspicions.

To this day, no further details were revealed, and nothing else seem to have come out of the Arntzen family tree mystery aside from Dale completely cutting off Sally.

== Interviews ==
On July 14th 2023, Dale accepted an interview with YouTuber DeathByDesign7 about Chance and the rest of the family, followed up by a livestream with DeathByDesign7 and [[CVG]] a month later on August 17th.

While being very critical of the trolls for bothering the rest of the family and doing things such as calling Sally while she was in hospital and taking items off their property (notably for removing a bench gifted by her late brother, which she was temporarily storing at Sally’s house<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=36</ref>), she shows little to no sympathy for Chance himself for mistreating everyone around him, including his own caretakers. Although she worries a lot for Sally, she finds herself often disconcerted at her lax attitude towards Cyraxx.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfG8d5ZbVKs Video 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STybWG1nLwY Video 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STybWG1nLwY Video 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKKhdbPTThc Video 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZc3K1s8Xs Video 5
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During both interviews, she also dispelled many of Chance’s lies he told his audience over the years as well as revealing more embarrassing details about his life. Highlights include:

* According to her, Cyraxx was actually rather sweet as a child and did not exhibit any alarming or blatant behavior. Things started going downhill when Chance was around 12 years old, as he became increasignly agressive towards Sally and others.
* After being arrested and jailed for choking Sally, Chance was reportedly calmer and more docile for a couple years after. This goes to show that Cyraxx can be disciplined if faced with adequate consequences for his actions.<ref>https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=753</ref>
* Chance was not pushed off the second floor of his high school. Instead, he jumped off himself after accepting a dare from his classmates and broke his arm in the process. It was also revealed that he attempted to file a false police report against them, which is what caused him to be expelled from high school.<ref>https://youtu.be/SKKhdbPTThc?t=498</ref>
* Chance was never homeless when he first arrived in Ohio as he claimed, and never lived in the back of Sally's car. The likely root to this lie was an event that occured shortly after Gordon's divorce with Sally. The U-haul rental truck that Sally used to move her and Chance's belongings to Washington state apparently broke down mid-way, forcing them to unload all of the furniture and boxes on the side of the road until a replacement arrived.
* As far as Dale knows, Cyraxx is on no drugs or medication. She says that his occasional drifting and slurring is due to a lack of sleep<ref>https://youtu.be/MaBqUYAyjSo?t=579</ref>, as Cyraxx only sleeps around 1 or 2 hours per night. The likely reason behind this chronic insomnia is Cyraxx's overconsumption of caffeinated and energy drinks, paired with his total lack of exercise.
* Chance went to high school with Dale's daughter. He attempted to assert authority over her in front of her friends at school, claiming to be her "uncle," despite her being older than him.

=== Response ===
As expected, Chance reacted extremely poorly to these interviews. He went live on Kick<ref>https://youtu.be/WcZc3K1s8Xs?t=1548</ref> not long after the second interview to vitriolically slander and talk down to Dale, claiming that she betrayed his family by spreading “lies” to the trolls, accusing her of treating him like a child and once again announcing that he is disowning her. During his spiel, Cyraxx also accuses Dale of being a delusional shut-in dwelling in her pigsty of a room playing pretend on IMVU all day. He also brings up her son, Daniel, arrogantly mocking him by calling him a failure and a lazy reprobate.

Being the ever-so graceful and influential member of the family he is, he concluded his anger-filled grievances by commanding Dale to beg his family for their pardon.

== Ed Fight ==
On June 20th 2025, Cyraxx got into a violent altercation with [[Ed]] and pushed [[Sally]] when she tried intervening, causing her a broken toe and a hurt back. When she got word of what happened, Dale drove to 339 Lloyd Street to check up on Sally. She talked about the visit over a phone interview with DeathByDesign7<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34TYgxyfLY4</ref>, providing some additional details about the fight and deploring Sally's insistence to continue protecting her little monster of a grandson. Despite her best efforts, she failed to convince Sally to denounce Chance to the police, to whom Sally lied saying that she broke her toe by dropping heavy something on it.

== Sally ==
While Dale was initially fairly tolerant of Sally due to her age and their family bond, her patience gradually worn off because of her cavalier attitude regarding Cyraxx's uncontrollable behavior. The degradation of their relationship likely kicked off a chain of events that led to a major boiling point sometime in July 2025, when Dale and her sister took a 23andme DNA test and discovered that she was only related to the Smith (paternal) side of the family. Distraught, Dale confronted Sally on the matter, but she failed to obtain any answers. She would soon, however, be victim of harassment by Cyraxx and Sally, who tried getting ahold of her ex-husband from 20 years ago and report her house to her city for being an infestation hotbed. Dale has since cut contact with Sally and is now trying to obtain a legal DNA test to formally confirm her suspicions.

== Sources ==
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHVkIAhdAP4&t=1941s&ab_channel=CVG</nowiki>

KingCobraJFS

2026-04-18T04:01:18Z

StupidStu: /* Controversies */

{{Irrelevant}}{{Doxxing}}
'''Joshua Fay Saunders''' (March 26, 1991 - August 21st 2025, aged 34), better known online as '''KingCobraJFS''' or '''Gothic King Cobra''', was an American YouTuber, streamer, guitarist, songwriter, and fellow lolcow much like [[Cyraxx]]. KingCobraJFS has been involved in several controversies, some of which are similar to those faced by Cyraxx. These controversies include accusations of animal cruelty, harasment, and other eccentric actions that have garnered significant attention and criticism from the online community<ref>https://kingcobrajfs.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS_Wiki</ref><ref>https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Kingcobrajfs</ref><ref>https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/KingCobraJFS</ref>.

Despite this, KingCobraJFS is far less infamous than other lolcows, even garnering legitimate fans primarily thanks to his eccentric lifestyle, his outrageous "food hacks", and his various crafts.

== Interactions ==
During the period where Cyraxx was being influenced by [[Sneaky Jim]] and The Shadow Collective, Cyraxx tried reaching out to multiple other Lolcows, one being King Cobra. This did not go well for Cyraxx (neither did any of the other reach-outs), as Cobra called him out for being a pedo, and even made [https://deathbedtapes.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-cyrax a diss track about him]. Cobra then generally avoided talking to or about Cyraxx, except for calling him a "sicko" on the occasion.

On August 21st, 2025, KingCobraJFS passed away from food or alcohol poisoning. Cyraxx immediately jumped on the opportunity to grift on his death by declaring the two were actually very close friends and collaborating on music together, and that Cobra had to "pretend" hating him to avoid the trolls' ire.<ref>https://rumble.com/v6xy1ia-cyraxx-08-22-25-king-cobra-jfs.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref> This shameless defiling of Cobra's memory garnered heated backlash, some even deploring that Cyraxx should've been the one to pass away instead of Cobra. Cyraxx responded by whining about all the unwarranted "hatred" against him<ref>https://rumble.com/v6xytb6-cyraxx-08-22-25-finul-video-to-twolls.html?start=540</ref>, completely side-stepping the issue of him grifting on someone's recent death by lying about being a close friend.

A few months later, Cyraxx made up a delusion that KingCobra's death was actually a disguised murder orchestrated by the trolls.

== Sources ==
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Kiwi Farms

2026-04-14T01:35:17Z

StupidStu: /* Interactions */

{{Short}}
'''Kiwi Farms''' is a web forum that facilitates discussion and gossip around [[Lolcows]]. To put it lightly, the forum is extremely controversial and is frequently a target of DDoS attacks and deplatforming efforts for a variety of reasons, in short mostly for facilitating the harassment and stalking of various people.<ref>https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-site-on-the-web-gets-ddosd-after-being-connec-1847196197</ref>

Being a Lolcow himself, Cyraxx became a subject of extensive of discussion there, having a thread of over 2500 pages and still counting,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/</ref> making it one of the largest threads on the forum. Despite being Cyraxx's main enemy, [[MusicBizMarty]] is a divisive figure on Kiwi Farms,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/</ref> as many have accused him of grifting for money and for putting a disproportionate amount of time, effort, and vitriol into messing with Cyraxx.

== Interactions ==
At first, Cyraxx was unsurprisingly quite hostile towards Kiwi Farms, threatening to shut them down and reminiscing about them getting taken off the internet for a few months in 2022.<ref>https://youtu.be/zLULS1GXGI0?t=84</ref> However, after only a few months, Cyraxx completely reversed his stance on the website, presumably after he discovered that Kiwi Farms was heavily critical of MusicBizMarty.

He even began to believe that Kiwi Farms was on his side [[Intelligence|and respected him simply because they disliked Marty]], which is obviously not true as Cyraxx is unanimously hated by the entire forum, regardless of their opinion of Marty.[[File:Image.png|thumb|934x934px|Cyraxx begging for sympathy on kiwifarms|center]]On September 27th, 2024, Cyraxx posted in MusicBizMarty's thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/post-19440879</ref> under the account "Ghost eye sniper," trying to convince Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, to help him out against MusicBizMarty, offering him a pity story full of his usual [[Lying|lies and exaggerations]]. To this message he attached what he believed was incontrovertible "proof" that Marty was illegally stealing packages from him, which was a screenshot of a very obviously fake conversation about rerouting a package away from [[339|Cyraxx's house]]. Unsurprisingly, he was not welcomed at all on the forums.

Several users initially questioned whether this was actually Cyraxx or a troll impersonating him, but Cyraxx took care of confirming that this was indeed his message in a video later that day, in which he continues to try to reach out to Null an an attempt to form some sort of alliance with him.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5gmylp-cyraxx-on-yt.-a-message-to-null-aka-mati-archives.-9272024.-pdfile-thinks-k.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref> In response to a user who brought this to Null's attention in an unrelated thread, he vehemently stated that he wanted nothing to do with either Cyraxx or Marty,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-19451549</ref> and never had any interest in learning about their shenanigans.

After MusicBizMarty's death, Cyraxx returned to vocally hating Kiwi Farms, likely since it no longer had a perceived use to him. He has since attempted to piggy-back on the media controversy and the various deplatforming efforts targeting the forum to rally people on his side, pretending that [[William Gloryhole]] and [[N-Word Boi]] are closely tied to Kiwi Farms despite their very limited presence there. Overall, his interactions with the forum highlights both how two-toned his way of thinking is, as well as his complete lack of a moral compass. When he thought that they'd take down Marty for him, Cyraxx praised them, and when he thought he could weaponize their controversy against the trolls, he started calling them "digital terrorists".

== See Also ==

* [[Trolling]]
* [[MusicBizMarty]]
* [[Ego]]

== Sources ==

Kiwi Farms

2026-04-13T03:02:34Z

StupidStu:

{{Short}}
'''Kiwi Farms''' is a web forum that facilitates discussion and gossip around [[Lolcows]]. To put it lightly, the forum is extremely controversial and is frequently a target of DDoS attacks and deplatforming efforts for a variety of reasons, in short mostly for facilitating the harassment and stalking of various people.<ref>https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-site-on-the-web-gets-ddosd-after-being-connec-1847196197</ref>

Being a Lolcow himself, Cyraxx became a subject of extensive of discussion there, having a thread of over 2500 pages and still counting,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/</ref> making it one of the largest threads on the forum. Despite being Cyraxx's main enemy, [[MusicBizMarty]] is a divisive figure on Kiwi Farms,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/</ref> as many have accused him of grifting for money and for putting a disproportionate amount of time, effort, and vitriol into messing with Cyraxx.

== Interactions ==
At first, Cyraxx was unsurprisingly quite hostile towards Kiwi Farms, threatening to shut them down and reminiscing about them getting taken off the internet for a few months in 2022.<ref>https://youtu.be/zLULS1GXGI0?t=84</ref> However, after only a few months, Cyraxx completely reversed his stance on the website, presumably after he discovered that Kiwi Farms was heavily critical of MusicBizMarty.

He even began to believe that Kiwi Farms was on his side [[Intelligence|and respected him simply because they disliked Marty]], which is obviously not true as Cyraxx is unanimously hated by the entire forum, regardless of their opinion of Marty.[[File:Image.png|thumb|934x934px|Cyraxx begging for sympathy on kiwifarms|center]]On September 27th, 2024, Cyraxx posted in MusicBizMarty's thread<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/post-19440879</ref> under the account "Ghost eye sniper," trying to convince Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, to help him out against MusicBizMarty, offering him a pity story full of his usual [[Lying|lies and exaggerations]]. To this message he attached what he believed was incontrovertible "proof" that Marty was illegally stealing packages from him, which was a screenshot of a very obviously fake conversation about rerouting a package away from [[339|Cyraxx's house]]. Unsurprisingly, he was not welcomed at all on the forums.

Several users initially questioned whether this was actually Cyraxx or a troll impersonating him, but Cyraxx took care of confirming that this was indeed his message in a video later that day, in which he continues to try to reach out to Null an an attempt to form some sort of alliance with him.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5gmylp-cyraxx-on-yt.-a-message-to-null-aka-mati-archives.-9272024.-pdfile-thinks-k.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref> In response to a user who brought this to Null's attention in an unrelated thread, he vehemently stated that he wanted nothing to do with either Cyraxx or Marty,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-19451549</ref> and never had any interest in learning about their shenanigans.

After MusicBizMarty's death, Cyraxx returned to vocally hating Kiwi Farms, likely since it no longer had a perceived use to him. He has since attempted to piggy-back on the media controversy and the various deplatforming efforts targeting the forum to rally people on his side, pretending that [[William Gloryhole]] and [[N-Word Boi]] are closely tied to Kiwi Farms despite their very limited presence there. Overall, his interactions with the forum highlights both how two-toned his way of thinking is, as well as his complete lack of a moral compass. When he thought that they'd take down Marty for him, Cyraxx praised them, and when he thought he could weaponize they controversy against the trolls, he started calling them "digital terrorists".

== See Also ==

* [[Trolling]]
* [[MusicBizMarty]]
* [[Ego]]

== Sources ==

Chance-ism

2026-04-11T19:05:09Z

StupidStu:

{{CW}}{{Short}}
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Similarly to other Lolcows and autistic people, [[Cyraxx]] has an extremely distinct manner of speech and [[Glossary|lexicon]], which only makes sense to him and the [[trolls]] who make fun of him. Chance will often repeat phrases and terms due to him not being able to come up with anything else, and will refuse to chance them [[Delusions and Ego|out of pride]].

There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand.

=== Speech impediment and vocal ticks ===
Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to pronounce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the deformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronunciation of "bitch" and "bully", two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronounces as "vitch" and "vully" respectively<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMArdSFreHs</ref>.

When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone.

Cyraxx also has a strange habit of putting on various accents depending on the current context; when he's talking smack against someone, he often speaks with an African-american accent and "ghetto" slang ([[Bigotry|n-word included]]), and when he's thinks he's got the upper hand on the trolls, he talks like a mob boss with a heavy bronx accent. His voice intonation also noticeably changes depending on his mood. When he feels particularly smug, he talks down to the trolls with an high pitched voice and tone, and makes more effort in pronouncing his words as if to sound smarter than he really is.

=== Vocabulary ===
Cyraxx's vocabulary is noticeably limited, repeating the same phrases and words constantly. Many compared him to a broken record or a pullstring doll repeating pre-recorded sentences. A strong vocabulary is usually formed through both reading regularly and a diverse conversational company, both things which Cyraxx lacks altogether. Cyraxx is also particularly foul-mouthed, his language being riddled with swear words such as "fuck, fucking, motherfucking, etc." regardless of the context or tone. This obnoxious tendency to swear every other sentence may originate from his general immaturity, believing that using so many swears in a casual context will sound "cool".

In addition, when in a confrontational setting, Cyraxx will usually cycle through a set of insults and threats throughout the whole ordeal, namely racial slurs, death threats, playground insults and other vile words. Occasionally, Cyraxx will use insults which many note seem to be much more fitting against him, such as calling Marty a "cueball mongoloid". This may hint that Cyraxx cannot brew up insults himself, and consequently repeats things that were said specifically about him in hopes it will also stick to his adversary.

Cyraxx also has a tendency to use expressions or words he thinks will make him sound smart, and use them whenever he can ad-nauseum. Sometimes however, usually when he tries mending them into a more complex sentence, he gets his train of thought mixed up and ends up tripping over his own words, such as calling William Gloryhole a "false prophet in sheep's clothing". Another example would be when he accuses Masstroll Mafia of committing "illegal entrapment" on him, not realizing that entrapment is already a crime by definition, making the "illegal" part a pleonasm.
[[File:CyraxxWriting.png|thumb|251x251px|An example of Cyraxx writing without AI doing it for him.]]

=== Reading and writing ===
Cyraxx displays very poor reading and writing skills. While he seems to use spellcheck tools to correct individual words, he is unable to structure proper sentences, as he uses no punctuation, puts multiple spaces in-between words, and occasionally resorts to spelling words phonetically, such as writing "antisemitic" as "anti-cimetic. He also rarely writes more than a paragraph or two; for longer texts, he resorts to using ChatGPT to do all the work for him instead of trying to affinate his mother tongue.

His reading skills have also been put into question; while he is capable to read, he does so seemingly without comprehending the words laid before him. When Cyraxx reads out something, he does so with a protracted, stiff tone, and seems to just repeat the words without really knowing what they mean. When he uses AI to write for him, he never proof-reads its answer, as he leaves obvious incoherences and text directives in the final product. Based on these casual observations, it is possible that Cyraxx is [[wikipedia:Functional_illiteracy|functionally illiterate]], meaning that while he can read basic sentences, his skills are insufficient to properly function in society.

== Expressions and quotes ==

=== "What's Goody" ===
Chance often used to say this as a way to say "what's up" to others.

=== "That's what you think, not what you know!" ===
Used to appeal to the chance someone will give him plausible deniability

=== “Hey X” ===
Whenever Cyraxx feels he is being insulted/criticized or the person he is speaking to doesn't let him mouth off, he will attempt to interject like a petulant child by repeatedly saying "Hey [x], Hey [x], Hey [x]". Once Cyraxx has the other person's attention, he will usually follow up with a [[Bigotry|racial or homophobic slur]] (antisemitic if he’s talking to [[Marty]]) or with another Chance-ism on this list. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey [[Tyler New York|Tyler]]” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF-DIBkLmrU&t=46s</ref>

=== “Why don’t you shut up and X” ===
This is often used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo. He'll often be telling the person he's berating to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they [[Delusions and Ego|aren’t a gangsta like he is]].

=== “YOU NEED TO QUIT” ===
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as during the [[Stylus Incident]], where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.

=== “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” ===
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the [[Bloody Mouth Freakout]].

=== “Suck my dick [REDACTED] boy!” ===
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a [[Double Whammy|double whammy]] on Marty or other trolls.

=== “[REDACTED] boy” ===
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, [[William Gloryhole]], or other trolls.

=== "Hook Nose!" ===
Hook Nose is an [[Bigotry|Anti-Semitic]] name Cyraxx uses on Marty, The phrase refers to the racist stereotype that Jewish people have long hooked noses

=== “YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER!” ===
This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]].

=== “X YEARS!” ===
Cyraxx frequently begs for pity by screaming out how many years the trolls have tormented him. Due to Cyraxx's very skewed perception of time, rarely does the number of years he says actually corresponds to how long the trolls have messed with him, screaming that the trolls have been tormenting him for the last six years in 2022, while he was only discovered by them 3 years prior in 2019.

=== “Ackshually…” ===
When Chance is confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc., he always uses this phrase before making something up or saying something [[Intelligence|incredibly stupid]] to rebuke against the trolls. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart or [[Delusions and Ego|egotistically]] thinks he has the "upper hand" against the trolls.

=== “Honestly/Lets Be Honest” ===
Whenever Chance wants to deflect an issue or embark on a tangent of projection against his adversary, he will often start with this phrase as a provocation towards whoever he is speaking. Any time Cyraxx says this you can guarantee he's lying through his [[Health and Appearance|rotting teeth]]

=== “Duwha?” ===
Is one of Chance's defining Chance-isms. This is what he says instead of “what,” and is one of the best examples of his speech impediment.

=== “Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,” ===
Is what Chance says when attempting to justify something awful he did after being called out on it. He usually he says this in more nonconfrontational environments when he's not raging, such as when someone asks him a very reasonable question during an interview that he is unable to answer without making himself look bad.

=== "Ur turn cutie" ===
A sentence that will haunt Cyraxx for the rest of his life. When he was communicating with who he believed to be a [[Pedophilia|14 year old]], Cyraxx sent a nude of himself and said the following quote in an attempt to entice the minor into sending a nude back. When people use this quote its often referring to Cyraxxs sexual depravities towards kids

=== “IT DOESN’T MATTER-” / “Whatever..” ===
Is what Chance says after he is confronted with indisputable evidence that either makes him look bad or debunks his lies.

For example, during a stream with Marty after the Stylus Incident, Cyraxx attempted to explain why he “tried to kill himself” with a stylus. Marty immediately interjected, saying that Cyraxx was pretending to be suicidal to get the trolls off him and that there was no way he could've actually killed himself with the pen, which had a round edge. This was met with him shrieking “IT DOESN’T MATTER!”

Another example is how during a stream after the fight, Marty reminded Cyraxx of when Chance was forced to call Marty the [[King of Akron]] during the fight, to which Cyraxx responded with a nonchalant “Whatever dude…”

=== “Trust me when I say this…” ===
Is what Cyraxx says before he lies, trying to use the non-existent trust that people have of him.

=== "You just don't get it do you?" ===
Cyraxx usually uses this phrase to get himself out of being cornered, or as a last ditch effort to gaslight the trolls when he realizes his lies are having no effect on them.

=== Big Bubba ===
When Cyraxx threatens someone that they will be arrested and jailed for their percieved crimes, he occasionally follows up by claiming that they will be "Big Bubba's bitch", playing on the common trope of a large, black man sexually assaulting his cellmates.

=== "PUTO PENDEJO" ===
During his barrages of insults, Cyraxx occasionally yells piecemeal spanish insults, notably "Puto pendejo", which translates to "Stupid bitch".

=== "CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO!" ===
Spanish for "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BITCH! SUCK MY BALLS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" is a phrase occasionally said by Cyraxx to try and get trolls to shut up during one of his Raxxouts. Unsurprisingly this is more than likely the only bit of Spanish Cyraxx seems to actually know.

=== Lover of ignorance ===
When trying fend off the racism implications from his copious use of the [[Bigotry|n-word]], Cyraxx made up the stupid excuse that he was, in fact, using the n-word in its "medieval" context which supposedly meant "ignorance"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLioh7gqFKg</ref>. Therefore, when he calls Marty a "nigger-lover", he is actually saying that he is a "lover of ignorance". This phrase quickly became a troll-favorite, and is often quoted to mock Cyraxx's underlying bigotry and his idiotic claim about the medieval origins of the n-word.

=== "Aw shit y'all guys its stormin out gotta go!" ===
During a stream Cyraxx would [[Poop Incident|accidentally shit his pants]] and immediately upon realizing that he had pinched a loaf he looks at the camera and claims that he was ending the stream early due to a "storm" outside. This moment became popular amongst raxxologists due to the incident itself combined with the absolutely [[Intelligence|stupid]] [[Lying|lie]] made up by Cyraxx for why he was ending the stream.

=== "Oooh god!" ===
On January 12th 2025, Cyraxx hosted a cover livestream where he unceremoniously defecated on himself<ref>https://rumble.com/v6adcws-cyraxx-dumps-his-diarrhea-all-over-the-place-then-runs-to-mommy-to-get-it-c.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Upon realizing what happened, Cyraxx skipped out of view to inspect the damage, not realizing that he had left his microphone on. After seeing the extent of the mess, he exclaimed himself with an anguished "OOOH GOD!", which was picked up and arranged by his auto-tune. The comical absurdity of the situation supplemented by the auto-tune made this phrase a troll-favorite to mock Cyraxx for his inability to control his bowels.

=== "Oh'ay" ===
One of the most famous Chance-isms, due to his speech impediment, he pronounces the word "Okay" as "Oh'ay", even though he is seemingly able to pronounce the letter "K" in other words. This phrase is particularly prevalent when he is in the middle of a speech where he attempts to deflect all criticism and blames the trolls for everything that has happened to him.

=== "Federally Illegal" ===
One of Cyraxx's favorite Chance-isms, Cyraxx can often be heard declaring the actions of the trolls are "Federally Illegal" in an attempt to scare them away and leave him alone. Unsurprisingly, it has never worked, despite how often Cyraxx uses it as a defence.

=== <nowiki>''For the last seven years...''</nowiki> ===
This sentence has been used ubiquitously by Cyraxx whenever he begins telling about his long-winded, delusional backstory with the trolls.

== Sources ==

Jackie

2026-04-05T19:55:45Z

StupidStu:

{{WIP}}

Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye.

== History ==
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship with the Goblin. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named [[Cassandra]]. Of note, Jackie actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no success due to Cyraxx's delusions<ref>https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

After Cyraxx broke up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned him over once again. According to [[William Gloryhole]], Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those buddy-trolls used Jackie to firmly keep Cyraxx within their grip, coaxing and hug-boxing him ostensibly with the intent of keeping him as private entertainment for themselves.

Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back”. On March 26th 2026, Cyraxx created a new YouTube channel and posted a minute-long introductory video announcing upcoming couple vlogs<ref>https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. This unsurprisingly never happened, as the channel was deleted mere hours later, hinting that Cyraxx created the channel without Jackie’s approval and was forced to delete it. Of note, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending gifts to Cyraxx to keep him in their circle.

== Sources ==

Jackie

2026-04-05T19:53:50Z

StupidStu: Created page with "{{WIP}} Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye. == History == Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named Cassandra. Of note, she actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no succe..."

{{WIP}}

Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye.

== History ==
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named [[Cassandra]]. Of note, she actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no success due to Cyraxx's delusions<ref>https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

After breaking up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned over Cyraxx once again. According to William Gloryhole, Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those buddy-trolls used Jackie to firmly keep Cyraxx within their grip, coaxing and hug-boxing him ostensibly with the intent of keeping him as private entertainment for themselves.

Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back”. On March 26th 2026, Cyraxx created a new YouTube channel and posted a minute-long introductory video announcing upcoming couple vlogs<ref>https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. This unsurprisingly never happened, as the channel was deleted mere hours later, hinting that Cyraxx created the channel without Jackie’s approval and was forced to delete it.
Of note, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending gifts to Cyraxx to keep him in their circle.

== Sources ==

Template:NewsList

2026-03-29T00:31:54Z

StupidStu:

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| 2026-03-28 || Cyraxx briefly [https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a returns on YouTube], only to delete his channel mere hours later.
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| 2026-03-14|| [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-23958715 Recent chats between Cyraxx and [[Erik Scrubbalo]]] are leaked.
|-
| 2026-03-13|| Cyraxx breaks his month-long hiatus with a [https://rumble.com/v771jiy-cyraxx-03-10-26-my-story-again-cut-for-yt.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a TikTok video]. Furthemore, conversations with a catfish are also leaked on [[Kiwi Farms]], where Cyraxx sends unsollicited explicit photos and engages in erotic roleplay involving a schoolgirl character.
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| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.
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| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the ''Libs Of TikTok'' Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.
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| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.
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| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI
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| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.
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| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].
|-
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx's many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI's system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].
|-
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] "kidnaps" Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream
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| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx's girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.
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| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.
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| 2025-09-30 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.
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| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.
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| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.
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| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally's minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.
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| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.
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| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.
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| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged "break" by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone's kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.
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| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx's aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.
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2026-03-14T22:54:29Z

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| 2026-03-14|| [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-23958715 Recent chats between Cyraxx and [[Erik Scrubbalo]]] are leaked.
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| 2026-03-13|| Cyraxx breaks his month-long hiatus with a [https://rumble.com/v771jiy-cyraxx-03-10-26-my-story-again-cut-for-yt.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a TikTok video]. Furthemore, conversations with a catfish are also leaked on [[Kiwi Farms]], where Cyraxx sends unsollicited explicit photos and engages in erotic roleplay involving a schoolgirl character.
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| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.
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| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the ''Libs Of TikTok'' Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.
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| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.
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| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI
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| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.
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| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].
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| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx's many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI's system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] "kidnaps" Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream
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| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx's girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.
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| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.
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| 2025-09-30 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.
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| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.
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| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.
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| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally's minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.
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| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.
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| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.
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| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged "break" by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone's kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.
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| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx's aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.
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| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn't been leaked yet.
|-

Bigotry

2026-03-01T18:42:49Z

StupidStu: /* Anti-Semitism */

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Despite being [[Health and Appearance|disabled]] and presumably [[Romance|bisexual]], [[Cyraxx]] is known to spout out intensely '''racist''', '''homophobic''', and '''antisemitic''' things towards his [[Trolling|trolls]] during his [[Rage|freakouts]]. It's still not fully clear whether or not Cyraxx is truly racist, antisemitic, etc. or is just a [[Intelligence|retard]] who spits out any insult to shock people without thinking, but it still really doesn't excuse any of the things he says.

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== Racism ==
When you start watching Cyraxx rage videos, one of the most immediately apparent things about Cyraxx is that he is insanely racist. Cyraxx will drop the full n-word on the slightest provocation,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XaKOHp2dnE</ref> often during his [[Notable Freakouts|freakouts]]. Initially, his use of the n-word was mostly contained to the word "nigga" in his [[Music|rap music]] since he's a [[Ego|wannabe gangster]], saying it didn't make him racist as it ended with an "a." As the years have gone by though and [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]], [[Tyler NY|Tyler]], [[William Gloryhole|William]], and [[Cyraxx Video Game|CVG]] have trolled him more and more, he stopped caring about his "a" rule and began constantly flinging slurs, even coining his infamous [[Chance-ism]] "Nigger boy" as well as spawning the name of one of his [[N-Word Boi|arch-enemies]] regardless if whether or not the slurs even apply to those he calls them.

While possibly partially influenced by some of his [[Raxx Romance|girlfriends]], the reason why he is so comfortable with calling people the n-word likely comes from his [[family]], even though according to [[Dale Arntzen|Cyraxx's Aunt]], his use of the slur doesn't come from them. This is mostly implicit enabling as [[Ed]] and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] make no effort to stop him from saying slurs towards people, at one point Sally deflected blame for not stopping him in a call with Marty by saying she "I tried to talk to him about it but he won't listen," as if she's completely powerless in this situation.

To this day, he still continues to defend his use of the word by saying that the n-word [[Intelligence|was used by medieval people to describe others as "ignorant" and that he was using it in the medieval context]],<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLioh7gqFKg</ref> because apparently when he calls his trolls "nigger lovers," he's calling them "lovers of ignorance."

== Anti-Semitism ==
[[File:Raxxheil.jpg|thumb|432x432px|What a nice, well-adjusted man. I hope he's not doing a salute attributed to a certain dictator.]]
It wasn't ever definitely known if [[Marty]] was actually Jewish for a very long time, but when Cyraxx first heard rumors about Marty being Jewish, you can probably expect what came next. Cyraxx makes a ton anti-Semitic remarks towards Marty, mostly lame insults he made up in the moment such as "Jew-boy" or references to Hitler/the Nazis. This reached its apex when [[Tange Cat]] tricked Cyraxx into turning alt-right for a short period of time, during which he played music from a neo-nazi band called "Blink 1488" and did the Sieg Heil salute while declaring himself "Marty's personal Hitler" in a particularly infamous livestream,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXluI4hY9Aw</ref> as well as telling Marty that the Nazis should have killed his family in the concentration camps.

In late December of 2024, Cyraxx called out a [[Weening|ween]] for being anti-semitic (which he spelled as "[[Intelligence|anti-cimetic]]"<ref>https://rumble.com/v64ia7g-cyraxx-youtube-12-31-24-i-do-not-support-the-anti-cimetic-scum-vilitionraxx.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>). The irony was totally lost on Cyraxx who not only falaciously justifies his own bigotry by saying that Marty was a bad person anyway, but also fails to realize what anti-semitic means, seemingly believing that it is the hatred of Americans.

It seems that as of October 2025, however, Cyraxx learned the proper meaning of antisemitic. Only now, in a irony so thick it could be cut, he is now attempting to weaponize it against his trolls by claiming to be of ''Jewish descent himself.'' According to his logic, because his [[Ruple Smith|biologcal father]]'s middle name, Marx, has jewish roots, he can therefore claim jewish "heritage" and get the [https://www.adl.org/ Anti-Defamation League], a non-profit organization aiming to fight antisemitism, to go after his trolls for being mean to him and "[[Lying|trying to kill him and his family]]".

When Cyraxx appeared in court for his [[Arrest Saga|assault charges]], he had shaved some of his beard for once - but the final product oddly resembled a certain failed painter-turned politician.

== Homophobia ==
Cyraxx is homophobic as a form of [[Romance|projection]] and still hurls slurs despite the fact that his [[William Arntzen|uncle]] was gay, that Cyraxx supposedly has LGBT friends, and that Cyraxx is provably bisexual because of his relationship with [[Jake]] and him [[Blind Billy|previously sexually assaulting another boy]].

Cyraxx will often call his trolls fags or dykes and will accuse them, especially Marty, of being in love with him, which is why they troll him because "they can't have him." This is often used by Lolcows as a way to deflect the criticism they're getting, and Cyraxx is definitely no different. He also repeatedly tells his trolls to engage or stop engaging in homosexual acts with their family members or other trolls and has some odd beliefs about gay people, such as that all gay people are incestuous.

== Misogyny ==
Cyraxx has often displayed highly sexist behavior. He regularly attacks women, whether they be trolls or anybody else he does not like, with deliberately offensive remarks or sexist insults, such as calling them bitches, broads, whores, etc. Due to being both a woman and a troll, Southern Harlot has been a frequent target Cyraxx's misogyny, telling her to "go on the street corner and make me money" or "you're a whore spreading your legs for OnlyFans". Cyraxx has also shown to be very abusive towards his exes, or women which simply refused his advances. [[Kera]] is the most documented instance, as after their breakup, Cyraxx spent months harassing her and ruminating on every possible way he could hurt her.

While it can be argued that Cyraxx's sexism may just be him once again trying to spout out inflammatory statements to shock people, Cyraxx displays a particular animosity whenever he's being trolled by a woman, as if he cannot take the fact that a woman is dominating him instead of the other way around. This could hint at true, deepseated feelings of misogyny. In addition, it is also noteworthy to mention that Cyraxx once mentioned controversial neo-masculinist influencer Andrew Tate as a positive figure. Being an impressionable, deeply insecure manchild, it is no wonder that such content would appeal to Cyraxx.

== Source ==

Frequently Asked Questions

2026-03-01T18:34:59Z

StupidStu: /* Misconceptions and rumors */

== All About Cyraxx ==

=== What's wrong with this guy? ===
See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]

If you mean ''physically,'' Cyraxx has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.

If you are talking emotionally and behaviorally, then that is a whole different story. Cyraxx displays frequent emotional volatility, poor regulation of reactions, defensive grandiosity, attention-seeking engagement with critics, and chronic conflict escalation online, which is observable in his many [[Controversy|incidents]].

=== What has Cyraxx done to warrant this level of backlash? ===
See [[Controversy]]

His immoral actions include but are not limited to;

* Attacking [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]
* Allegedly raping a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school
* [[Pedophilia|Trying to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.
* [[Bigotry|Being insanely racist, or generally every kind of "-ist"]]
* [[Rage|Physically and verbally abusing]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].

While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubbornness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a "golden goose" of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics ''four'' times in less than five months.

=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===
See [[Pedophile]]

Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you're being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.

=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===
''Please'' do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or "buddy-troll" Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only is the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from trolling the Goblin. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his [[Politics|death threats against law enforcement agents]]. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested by the federal authorities. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar.

=== What does Cyraxx's future look like? ===
It's likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It's hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.

=== Aren't you guys directly feeding into Chance's delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx's admittedly fascinating character. Even if we're indirectly immortalizing him, it's a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn't go unnoticed or unscathed.

Cyraxx wouldn't approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be truthful, anything or anyone that doesn't immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire.

== Misconceptions and rumors ==
This section goes over some misconceptions or otherwise unconfirmed rumors and theories that are circulating within the community. Due to the seemingly bottomless abyss that is Cyraxx's depravity, anything might seem plausible with him no matter how far fetched, making it easy for observers to immediately jump to the worst case scenario. Furthermore, it is also difficult to determine if something is true or not solely based on Cyraxx's responses. Because he is both extremely reactionary and known to constanty seek attention through confrontation, Cyraxx will react the same to anything that might tarnish his name, regardless of if it is true or not. For lies made by Cyraxx himself, refer to this [[Lying#List of notable lies|section]].

=== Cyraxx is inbred ===
This is a common misconception that was assumed from Cyraxx's odd appearance, low intellect and unsavory family background. There is no evidence however that Cyraxx was the result of incest.

=== Cyraxx's ailments and low intellect are the result of Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome ===
[[Connie Lobdell|Connie]] drinking or taking recreational drugs during pregnancy was often hypothesized for Cyraxx's many deficiencies and difformities. However, other family members have said that Connie was not a drinker, and as such it would've been extremely unlikely that she engaged in recreational drug use, making FAS an unlikely possibility. Cyraxx's difformities and low intellect were most likely caused by genetic factors, an extremely premature birth which Connie's sister revealed was caused by a lack of amiotic fluid resulting from routine beatings by [[Ruple Smith|Ruple]], as well as Cyraxx being concieved very shortly after the birth of his older brother, further complicating the pregnancy.

=== Cyraxx comitted bestiality ===
For years, theories have circulated that Cyraxx attempted to commit sexual acts on the family dog, Bandit, but without much more than a few rumors to back those claims. In 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx occasionally had to be locked in his room to keep him separate from Bandit whenever they had to be left home alone. Although Ed did not precise the reason for why such measures had to be taken, this revelation strongly reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx attempted to perform sexual acts on Bandit.

While it is not unreasonable to assume that Cyraxx would engage in bestiality given his overall paraphilia track record, there are also many more possible reasons as to why Cyraxx had to be locked away from Bandit. For instance, his [[rage]] fits or clumsiness could have endangered Bandit on a few occasions. Furthermore, Ed also revealed that Bandit almost died from eating rotten leftovers that had piled up in Cyraxx's bedroom, not to mention the various bugs and pests infesting the Goblin's lair. As such, the door likely had to be locked as a way to prevent Bandit from wandering into Cyraxx's Superfund site of a room, or inversely prevent Cyraxx from bringing him upstairs.

=== [[Jake]] and Cyraxx had sexual relations ===
Jake and Cyraxx's friendship was often described by observers as being overly promiscuous and extravagant for two platonic friends, leading to suspicions of the two having underlying romantic feelings for each other. At some unknown point, Sally forbade Jake from visiting 339 Lloyd Street after catching him and Cyraxx on the bedroom floor doing what was described as "WWE wrestling, but it was weird". This could indeed hint at extremely inappropriate or even erotic activities in nature, but there is nothing here that confirms that the two outright had sex with each other.

This rumor was also popularized by a MusicBizMarty livestream where he accuses Cyraxx of granting Jake sexual favors in exchange for gifts and pizza dinners. Again, there is no concrete evidence behind this statement, and it could have just been a made-up story to get a reaction out of Cyraxx.

=== [[Blind Billy]] ===
The Blind Billy incident is a particularly heated controversy where Cyraxx allegedly raped a legally-blind classmate, nicknamed Blind Billy, during a sleepover at his house. The story was brought to light when Cyraxx tried to impress a catfish girlfriend by telling her that he was the one raped by Blind Billy like it was some banal anecdote about a long-past gaffe. Little did he know that MusicBizMarty would get ahold of Blind Billy and interview him on livestream, where he accused Cyraxx of lying and being the one that has raped him. Due to Cyraxx's reputation as both a proven sexual deviant and a compulsive liar, Blind Billy's side of the story was largely taken as truth. However, the truth may not be as clear as it seems.

While it is evident that Cyraxx was lying about being the victim due to the many inconsistencies in his story (such as being removed from school for "his own safety" as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy), many have also questionned Billy's side of the story due to his seemingly nonchalant demeanor and contradictions with retellings by other fellow classmates that have spoken on the matter (namely that Cyraxx was not expelled and that neither the school nor law enforcement was seemingly involved). Some have theorized that the two spontaneously decided to experiment with each other, and that after being overcome with uneasiness, they made up the rape story to cover up the embarassment.

Regardless of the truth, this is an extremely delicate topic to handle due to the nature of the accusations, and Cyraxx is a well-known sociopath ready to take advantage of and twist anything to boast his image. As such, there may never be a definitive answer to the questions surrounding this controversy.

== Wiki / Documentation Help ==

=== How do I find a specific video? ===
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit. However, asking directly for Cyraxx's latest channel or socials is generally frowned upon, as it is somewhat of a taboo within the community to publicly share his socials to reduce traffic and potential subscribers.

Video Games

2026-02-28T22:36:14Z

StupidStu: /* Platforms */

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[[File:CyraxxFortniteStats.png|thumb|Only 30 victories after 320 hours|447x447px]]'''Video games''' are an extensive part of Cyraxx's online presence alongside his [[music]] and videos of him raging, although the types of video games he plays tend to overlap with his other hobbies, especially [[racing]]. Unsurprisingly, Cyraxx deludedly believes that he has enough talent to build a career as both a gaming YouTuber and a professional e-racer even though he is awful at any type of video games he plays due to his very poor reaction times and situational awareness, alongside his general [[Intelligence|lack of intelligence]]. To conform to his delusions, Cyraxx doesn't differentiate between game matches populated by real players and matches populated by bots. An example of this is how he calls the races he's partaken in as "events," as if to make them sound more prestigious than a locally-hosted game populated by bots set on the lowest difficulty. He also seems to think that whenever the game tells him that he has beaten a time record, it means that he has beaten the absolute world record, and not the record for this particular saved game.

Cyraxx mainly plays mainstream titles such as Fortnite, Forza, and Grand Theft Auto Online, although he occasionally plays obscure old games, which are usually free-to-play titles with servers populated mostly by bots. Many frequently mock Cyraxx for choosing arcade-style racing games with a significant amount of assist features, making spinning out or crashing more difficult. Of course, despite having a full racing setup that should make it easier to steer than a keyboard or controller, Cyraxx manages to frequently spin out and crash as he haphazardly slams on the gas or breaks without any sort of throttle control. He's not much better in shooter games, as Cyraxx displays no strategy other than to run head first into the action and figure the rest on the go, doing things like attempting to take out a sniper by running in a straight line at them armed with a pistol, or running straight into a heavily-armed enemy with a large health pool as a support class with weaker weaponry.

== List of games ==

=== Fortnite ===
Cyraxx is an avid Fortnite player, but is certainly not a good one. Cyraxx likes to champion himself as some sort of guru of the game, but he is unable to escape bot lobbies that Fortnite places low level players in to provide beginners with an opportunity to learn the game's basics before fighting against real players.

=== Grand Theft Auto Online ===
It is no surprise that a game combining romanticized criminality, shooting, and racing would appeal to Cyraxx. True to his known dishonesty, Cyraxx owns a modded GTA Online account, shown by the ridiculously huge sum of $16 trillions sitting in his character's bank account. However, Cyraxx denies cheating, and claims that he gained this money legitimately by playing the game since release.

=== Forza series ===

=== Call of Duty ===

== Platforms ==
See [[Device Bricking]]

=== PC ===
Cyraxx used to have a gaming PC, gifted to him by a buddy-troll in 2023. In March of 2025, Cyraxx broke his PC after a troll tricked him into messing up the motherboard, preventing the system from booting up. Although the PC could be fixed by installing a new motherboard, Cyraxx neither has the money or technical skills to do so, and would instead continuously pester Sally into buying him a new system. So far, Cyraxx still has no gaming PC.

=== Xbox ===
Cyraxx went through several Xbox consoles over the years, all of which ended up being bricked thanks to his own stupidity and the efforts of buddy-trolls gifting him USB drives and peripherals booby-trapped with killstick devices. So far, Cyraxx bricked ''four'' Xboxes (three Xbox Series X/S and one Xbox 360), which many see as a true testament to his astonishing greed and gullibility.

=== Wii ===
Cyraxx had a Wii console, which he started using more frequently after losing both his PC and his Xbox. This console was also bricked after Cyraxx plugged a killstick drive thinking it contained mods.

339 Lloyd Street

2026-02-28T20:05:58Z

StupidStu: /* Infestation */

{{SpecialMessage|Message=''Please'' do not trespass or vandalize their property to piss off Cyraxx, or really even go there in the first place. If the police are called and you are arrested, not only will you give a victory for Cyraxx, but you will most likely become an enemy to all the trolls for giving him a reason to be insufferably smug.}}

'''339 Lloyd Street''', Akron, Ohio, is the dwelling of [[Cyraxx]], [[Sally]] and [[Ed]]. It is a small 2-story rental house built in 1913 owned by a landlord named [[Karen]].<ref>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/339-Lloyd-St-Akron-OH-44301/35444934_zpid/</ref> Karen had the home refurbished in 2023, with new siding and a rebuilt porch.

Cyraxx has lived there since he moved to Ohio with Sally from Florida around 2008-2009, rarely if ever leaving the confines of the house since he was kicked out of [[Garfield High|high school]]. It is also heavily inferred that Cyraxx is not allowed to leave the house unsupervised. This theory stemmed from a June 2023 video where Sally is seen locking the anti-burglar bars behind her as she leaves the house to talk to the police, as if she was afraid he would attempt to bolt out behind her back.<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdn0v-06122023-fence-report-and-landlord-talks-to-police-about-wanting-to-evict-a.html?start=21</ref> What reinforces this is that Sally is known to call the police to file a missing person report whenever she discovered that Cyraxx was absent from the house, such as when he left to fight MusicBizMarty, and when he snuck out of the house on New Year's Eve to go to the mall hoping to meet his "fiancé".

Cyraxx's online infamy and trolling has attracted pranksters, [[Arrest Saga|protesters]], thieves, and unsuspecting scrappers summoned by fake Craigslist ads to their house, much to the residents' and landlord's dismay. Either due to Cyraxx's [[Rage|incessant hollering]] or the bedbug infestation in his room, Sally and Ed have moved their bed downstairs into the living room right by the entrance, which is visible in some police bodycam footage.

At some point in 2024, Cyraxx's house was blurred on Google Maps, most likely on the demand of Karen or Sally.

== Infestation ==
Due to the Wilkins' neglect of the house, the house is currently ridden by an infestation of bugs and rats. The most apparent are bedbugs, which [[Health and Appearance|Cyraxx is being eaten alive by]],<ref>https://youtu.be/TcLAU7BEwLw?t=50</ref> being almost completely ''covered'' in bites and scabs resulting from him constantly scratching the wounds. In April 2023, it was revealed that Cyraxx keeps a jug of bedbug repellent in his closet, suggesting that the family has attempted to manage the situation. However, bedbugs are extremely difficult to eradicate once they have settled in; at this stage only a professional exterminator would be able to do anything. Although there are many ways bedbugs can infiltrate a home, it is most likely that [[Ed]] unknowingly brought home an infested piece of furniture found on one of his scrap runs, and that Cyraxx's virtually nonexistent hygiene has provided an ideal breeding environment for the pests. On two separate occasions, rodents have been seen running amongst the piles of junk in the background of Cyraxx's videos.<ref>https://rumble.com/v58jujp-cyraxxs-house-is-infested-with-rodents.-7262024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref><ref>https://youtu.be/KkUPJeYuVIs?t=32</ref> A leak of Cyraxx's supposed search history suggests that they might have bitten him on at least one occasion.<ref>https://youtu.be/UkNi2Bl8Eq4?t=139</ref><center><vidtab>
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== Notable incidents ==
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With Cyraxx's growing infamy and his tendency to thoughtlessly provoke his trolls into showing up to his house for fights, 339 Lloyd Street has seen its fair share of visitors, ranging from trolls to various strangers wanting to see the goblin's lair for themselves. Although most visits are done with the intent of sight-seeing or snooping around the property, there have been a few instances leading to notable reactions from Cyraxx and various incidents.

=== MusicBizMarty visits ===
[[File:MBMChairScribble.png|thumb|253x253px|MusicBizMarty was there]]
MusicBizMarty has visited Cyraxx's neighborhood at least 3 times.

* '''First visit''' - On September 1st 2021, MusicBizMarty drove to Summit Lake, with the stated intent of squaring things out with Cyraxx in exchange for returning him his PayPal account. While waiting, MusicBizMarty spent some time at a park, where he lamented Cyraxx's attitude, drove by his house, bought Pizza for the homeless and scribbled on a giant adirondack chair a note warning other park-goers than Cyraxx is a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]]. Meanwhile, Cyraxx refused to leave the house and remained in his attic, streaming and calling Marty a pussy for not showing up right to his doorstep.
* '''Second visit''' - On January 27th 2022, Cyraxx invites Marty over so he can knock his teeth in.<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Cyrax-invites-me-over,-I-accept-his-invitation:5</ref> On the evening of the 28th, Marty duly shows up on time, and in front of Cyraxx's house. However, Cyraxx's brash posturing from the previous day was nothing but empty threats,<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight:6#b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight#6</ref> leaving Marty to stand outside in the dead of the winter for a few minutes, until Cyraxx sent [[Ed]] to the door to tell Marty to leave.<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Brisk-walk-in-Akron:7</ref> The following day, Cyraxx appeared on Marty's panel where he pleaded for him to stop troubling his family, and blamed his visit for a shooting that occurred near his house, refusing to acknowledge that he, in fact, summoned Marty over to his house and pussied out of his own fight.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFKD2c6LFw</ref>
* '''Third visit''' - In the midst of an intense episode of rivalry dubbed the "Drift King War", Marty decided to rent an Airbnb right around the block from Cyraxx's house, pretending to be moving in the neighborhood. In response, Cyraxx threatened to murder Marty if he decided to show up in the neighborhood.<ref>https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/Cyrax-on-MBM-Stream-2023-2-28-(Marty's-Moving-to-Akron-Part-1):d</ref> In the evening of the 3rd of March 2023, Marty set up a stream on the porch of his rental home while waiting for Cyraxx. Suddenly, Cyraxx appears running down the street, [[Cyraxx Beatdown|fists out and ready to brawl]]. Rather predictably however, Cyraxx is almost immediately pinned down and forced to declare Marty as the king of Akron before running away back to his room.<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-3-3-the-king-of-akron:d?t=1870</ref> Losing a fight so miserably against his archnemesis on livestream inflicted a huge blow to Cyraxx's ego, who thereafter desperately attempted to change the narrative to claim that he was the victor of the fight, or that Marty fought unfairly.

=== Trespasser ===
In the middle of the night, on September 6th 2021, the Akron Police Department arrested a man who had pulled over into the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street. Bodycam footage suggests that he was driving recklessly and pulling up into random driveways in an attempt to evade police attention, claiming that 339 was his aunt's house while the police arrested him<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/9-6-2021-body-cam-proof-that-there-was-a:f</ref> Nobody in the household seemed to have noticed the commotion going on in their driveway.

Although nothing suggests that this man had anything do with Cyraxx, trolls started pretending that he was a hired assassin, causing Cyraxx to believe that the trolls had sent a goon to his house in order to kill him in the middle of the night.

=== Car vandal ===
In January 2023, someone smashed Sally's windshield by throwing a brick at it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE5Nmv8sVJQvXsI7vlbx7gfihmLbgPwWC</ref> This incident made Cyraxx peculiarly furious, as he still regularly cites it to this day as one of the trolls' worst misdeeds.

=== Poison letter ===
On February 27th 2023, a troll sent a letter containing a powdery substance and a nonsensical riddle claiming that it was poison. Sally called the police, who in response cordoned off the street and sent a significant EMS deployment to 339 Lloyd Street, including a hazmat team<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKS5Yx6SMN4&t=849s</ref>. As it turned out however, the powder in question was nothing but flour. The prank was recieved lukewarmly by trolls, some criticizing it for both causing a huge waste of time and public resources, on top of triggering an emergency situation affecting the entire street.

Cyraxx did not appear once during the incident, as he was either asleep or too terrified to leave his room. Sally clumsily dealt with the police thinking that MusicBizMarty was behind this prank.

=== IP2 streamers ===
On June 11th, 2023, the IP2 streaming group, including controversial YouTubers OnlyUseMeBlade and ChickenAndy, stopped in Akron on their RV journey to pay a visit to Cyraxx.<ref>https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117</ref> Overflowing with excitement to see the Goblin of Akron for themselves, they [[Weening|knocked on the door in hopes of having Cyraxx letting them in]], which predictably did not work. Needless to say, Cyraxx was not too pleased with this impromptu visit, and later developed a ridiculous conspiracy theory that they were attempting to kidnap him for human trafficking.<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdpgs-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-big-mad-after-the-ip2-rv-visit.-6122023.html?start=59</ref>

=== AwareOfMyself ===
See [[Arrest Saga]]

On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of 339 Lloyd Street with a sign denouncing Cyraxx for being a pedophile. Cyraxx ran outside to attack AwareOfMyself with a baseball bat, and was subsequently arrested for assault. AwareOfMyself made sure to remain on the sidewalk through the whole ordeal, as to avoid any possibility of Cyraxx using trespassing to justify his attack. Regardless, Cyraxx attempted to falsely claim that Aware of Myself attempted to trespass with a mob of people,<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdnhj-cyraxx-desperately-calls-hacking-as-cops-arrive.-6252023.html?start=9</ref> and that the sidewalk is within the property line.<ref>https://youtu.be/rchFjGn3IMg?t=220</ref>

=== Drones ===
See [[supersayianjim2]]

In July 2024, Cyraxx became aware that a YouTuber by the handle supersayianjim2 had been flying drones above his house. For some time, he became extremely paranoid about drones, thinking that these were part of a larger scheme of bombarding his home using incendiary devices. In the meantime, supersayianjim2 escalated things when he started dropping paint jars onto the house's roof,<ref>https://youtu.be/GctrsMcsx8U?t=1827</ref> something he or other trolls still do as recently as October 2024. This event also aggravated the home's other residents, namely [[Ed]], who patrolled the property with a paintball gun.<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2024-7-20-Drones-will-be-more-impactful-than-people-recognize,-in-positive-ways-to-help-society.%E2%80%9D--Bill-Gates:e</ref>

=== Concrete bags ===
In September 2024, a troll ordered a delivery of concrete bags to 339 Lloyd Street. This prank snowballed into several more trolls sending concrete or large birdfeed bags to be delivered onto the porch, causing it to bow under the weight of all the heavy bags. The deliveries ceased either when the prank naturally lost steam or when trolls realized that the family could resell the concrete for money.

=== Alex T fight ===
See [[Alex T]]

On May 14th 2025, TikTok user Alex "Big T" Taffini and his girlfriend hosted a livestream where the two drove to 339 Lloyd Street after being tricked by trolls into believing that Cyraxx was threatening him following a previous, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMilRlL7T2I unsuccessful visit] on May 8th. After a short argument, Alex punches Cyraxx in the face and attempts to attack [[Ed]] while he was calling the police before running away. Interestingly enough, although Alex's action could constitute a felony, the APD did little to intervene afterward, perhaps showing how fed up they were with the antics going on at 339 Lloyd Street.
[[File:Car vandal 2.png|thumb|217x217px|The damage to the van as shown by Cyraxx.]]

=== Car vandal #2 ===
On September 6th 2025, Sally's minivan was vandalized by unclear means, leaving what looked like light scorch marks on the van's side. Cyraxx claimed this was an attempt by trolls to torch the car, and later an attempt to blow it up and bomb the house. He tried holding this as the smoking gun that trolls were comitting acts of "terrorism" against him, and raged at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not taking him seriously<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&t=1s</ref>. Given the very superficial damage that was nowhere near the gas tank, this is obviously a lie, with some even accusing Cyraxx of being the one that damaged the van in a failed attempt to frame the trolls.

=== Xbox outage ===
On September 20th 2025, Cyraxx received an Xbox through the mail. Little did he know that it was either defective or purposefully rigged, tripping the circuit breaker when he turned it on. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt against him. The incident caused Cyraxx to go on a ridiculous power trip saying that he will take down all trolls and beat law enforcement.

=== Smashed windows ===
Between November 29th and December 1st, several window panes on the house and on Sally's minivan were smashed. Cyraxx responded by threatening to shoot and kill anyone trespassing on the property.<ref>https://rumble.com/v72hmvw-cyraxx-12-01-25-cvg.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.This also oddly coincided with [[John John|John John's]] visit to Akron on that Thanksgiving break.

=== "Pedo" graffiti ===
In December 2025, a troll spay-painted "PEDO" in front of the driveway.

=== Internet cable ===
In the evening of January 10th 2026, someone ripped out the coaxial internet cable box from the side of the house, cutting off Internet access to 339 Lloyd Street. Distressed, Cyraxx sent out a message to his group of buddy-trolls<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1qadljd/oh_my_looks_like_theres_a_bit_of_turbulence_at/</ref>, begging for someone to let him move in while blaming Sally and Ed for "holding him back in his career and in life". What can be presumed from the message is that the internet withdrawal caused Cyraxx to lash out at Sally, leading Ed to intervene and causing an argument which may have escalated to a physical fight.

== Eviction Threats ==
It's more than obvious that the easiest way to stop the constant trespassing and harassment towards the household would be to get rid of the root cause of it by evicting Cyraxx from the property. Cyraxx is a grown adult and could reasonably be evicted from the household; however, the only thing standing between him and the streets or an institution is Sally's insistence to keep Cyraxx around.

Although Sally seems unwilling to actually get rid of Cyraxx, she will still however threaten him with eviction when she has had enough of the constant harassment the goblin brings upon them. This, so far, has occurred twice:

* In June 2023, Sally told Cyraxx that the landlord threatened to evict them unless they cut off the internet. The first thing Cyraxx did naturally [[Intelligence|was to go live on YouTube to beg for money to afford a lawyer]] and fight the landlord's decision<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdpm7-cyraxx-live-on-kick.-urgent-call-to-action-soon-homeless-give-me-money.-612.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>. However, nothing happened afterward, leading some to believe that Sally made up this story in an attempt to coax Cyraxx into moderating his behavior.
* In October 2024, a leaked phone call between Cyraxx and [[CIA-Hole]] surfaced<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOh9481nwc&t=2s</ref>, in which a panicked Cyraxx claims that Sally and Ed snapped and told him that he was no longer welcome in the house. This phone call generated a significant amount of excitement, with many believing it to be the beginning of the fabled "Homeless Saga". Eventually, it was revealed to be an older recording unrelated to the events ongoing around the time, and Cyraxx kept going with his business as usual.

== Homelessness ==
With no money to his name, no employment history, no basic skills, unchecked mental illness and a lot of burnt bridges with his extended family, it is safe to assume that as soon as Sally passes away, Cyraxx will either be institutionalized, or become homeless.

Cyraxx is adamant that he will not become homeless, clinging on the delusion that his content will eventually take off and make him rich overnight, or that he will have friends all over the world willing to take him in. Furthermore, he frequently accuses the trolls of conspiring to make him homeless, with the ultimate goal to have him murdered in the streets. While the trolls do express great anticipation at seeing Cyraxx become homeless, they are not ''making'' him homeless, and are certainly not plotting on murdering him this way either. It is evident that given his laziness and ridiculous dependance on his grandmother, Cyraxx would become homeless even if the trolls were not in the picture.

While it is evident that the prospect of being kicked out from the relative comfort of Sally's home is agitating him, Cyraxx certainly is not taking any steps to prevent it from happening. Furthermore, Cyraxx has shown to be completely helpless when left on his own in the outside world. The aforementionned New Year's Eve trip to the mall was for Cyraxx a harrowing experience. Cyraxx left the house completely unprepared, bringing no money with him, not bothering to check if his phone was sufficiently charged, and running outside in a snowstorm wearing only a thin fall jacket and a beanie. With no money to return home, Cyraxx started wandering around asking shopkeepers and security guards for a phone charger and even to drive him home, almost exactly like a five-year old would act after losing their mom in the store. This new display of pathetic struggle in face of a minor inconvenience was seen by many as a taste of what an eventual "Homeless Saga" would look like for Cyraxx.

== See Also ==

* [[Cyraxx's Room]]
* [[Sally]]
* [[Ed]]
== Sources ==

Lying

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There are two guarantees whenever Chance opens his mouth: a '''lie''' or a projection. For this article we'll focus more on the former.

If you've watched almost any piece of media that Chance is featured in, there's a very good likelihood that he'd have lied in it, whether it’d be to save face, or because it's the most convenient for him to make.

Sometimes it's difficult to ascertain whenever Chance is lying or is merely being his delusional self that we've all grown to hate. There's also an issue as to whether he repeats his lies because he genuinely believes them, because he wants the audience to believe them, or because he wants ''himself'' to believe them, as it's often said; "It's not a lie if you believe it." therefore—it's very possible that he would be repeating these falsehoods just to break through his own psychological barrier and believe the lie through repetition.

== <big>Origins</big> ==
It's unclear when Chance's habit of lying began, or when it started to increase more and more past the point of no return, while there are some traits that have remained consistent throughout his life (like his [[Intelligence|slow-learning]]), the same can't be said about his lying habits. He most likely picked up his habits of lying from [[Sally]], in much the same way he picked up on her methods of ignoring problems (that being 'if you ignore the problem, it goes away'). Another possible reason is Sally unintentionally making him think that his lies worked by just believing whatever he says.

As was stated before, Chance's [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] are often so strong that it's hard to tell when he's lying maliciously or if he genuinely believes what he's saying. This could just be another coping mechanism he learned as a child, that if you just tell yourself that something else happened for long enough, it'll become reality in your head, regardless of any contradicting evidence. One piece of evidence that suggests this is Chance perpetually going out of his way to avoid the trolls confronting his version of events, as it could be construed as him not wanting them to shatter whatever delusion he's concocted in his head about what occurred.

== <big>Methodology</big> ==
Chance is a pathological liar through and through, and there's nothing he wouldn't lie about if he thought it was in his best interest to do so. His lies range from his childhood (such as claiming to be raised by bikers and gangsters), all the way to [[Blind Billy|raping a blind kid in high school]]. Thankfully however, due to his low intelligence, it's very easy to figure out when he's lying or not. The most considerable factor is context—For example; If he wants to gain the upper hand in a conversation, he will almost always dish out empty threats. Usually followed by "That's not a threat, that's PROMISE!" and other [[Chance-ism|Chance-isms]]

Chance is a manipulator, so lying is not only second nature to him but also a guarantee during any conversation he has. If a person's story remains relatively consistent, it's a sign that they're telling the truth. Chance will change or even invent new details to fit whatever story he's trying to tell. When he was caught sending [[Pedophilia|nude pictures to who he thought were minors]], he was adamant that it was illegal entrapment, before soon enough, stating that was because he was hacked, ''to then'' saying that the person said they were 18 years old in the messages, before finally settling on "it was all Photoshop & AI".

Another obvious sign of Chance's deception is his inability to mend stories to actually deceive anyone properly. In other words; It's clear when he's lying because he [[Delusions and Ego|has no clue how anything works]], so anyone with a modicum of life experience can see the gaping plot holes in any narrative he spins. Such as when he claimed that music artists copy other artists' songs 'all the time' without having to necessarily purchase the rights to them.<ref>https://youtu.be/rqTVJ0XYYJQ?si=8-bxGpMQHB9niUPp&t=9714</ref>

== <big>Manipulation</big> ==
When looking at Chance for the first time, your natural instinct might be to feel sorry for him because of his abnormal [[Health and Appearance|appearance]], and Chance is not only aware of this but also uses it to his advantage to garner sympathy from onlookers and to (hopefully) deter the trolls away from him. "Don't judge a book by its cover" is the quote that's often used to describe people with similarly abnormal appearances, but it's often used towards people who are much more kinder and "beautiful" on the inside, however—Chance—is a text book example of the cover definitely matching the book, as his personality is ''just'' as ugly as him. It's also unclear whether he makes himself look as unkempt and unhealthy as possible to further fish for sympathy from people, especially when he blames the trolls on the causes of his many conditions like eczema.

While Cyraxx may certainly not be the brightest bulb in the box, he has on the occasion shown to be fairly cunning when trying to manipulate people. For instance, he once attempted to weaponize the trolls against someone by making a video thanking them for making a sizeable donation to him, being aware that donating gifts or money to Cyraxx is a sure-fire way of getting doxxed and harassed by trolls. Thankfully for the target however, trolls saw through Cyraxx's lie and refrained from attacking the person.

=== Suicide baiting ===
[[File:Cyraxx on Youtube. Yall need to leave me the f ck alone . 3 9 2024. Poor little Mr PDFile Lolcow... 0-27 screenshot.png|thumb|297x297px|Chance attempting to look distraught]]
Cyraxx frequently and disgracefully uses suicide as has a manipulation tool to obtain what he wants. While he used this tactic on a few occasions against trolls, he also more concerningly uses it against [[Sally]] to emotionally blackmail her. During a panel dated June 2024, Cyraxx was heard threatening Sally that he would kill himself if she were to move out of Akron without him<ref>https://rumble.com/v51x3d9-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-a-super-drunk-n-word-boi-appears.-61.html?start=3861</ref>.

During another panel with Marty and [[Shmeckle Cat]], Cyraxx would refer to another 'suicide attempt' he had off-camera, when asked by Shmeckle about the lack of visible cut marks, he would respond "There isn't any because my family stopped me before I could do anything!"

=== Runaway threats ===
During arguments with Sally, some of which were caught on audio thanks to Cyraxx neglecting to either pause or mute his livestreams whenever he is called downstairs, Cyraxx has often threatened to pack his things and run away. However, Sally is not moved by such threats, as she is well aware that Cyraxx would never go out in the world on his own, much less survive without her help. This is also another display of Chance's extreme immaturity and arrested development, somehow thinking that running away from the house would still be even a threat as a man in his 30's, or that his departure would be a loss for the household.

=== Emotional "Breakdowns" ===
Cyraxx is infamous for his frequent attempts at elliciting sympathy by acting distraught and faking emotional breakdowns on camera. For the most part, these acts of distress are aimed at audiences unfamiliar with his past and reputation, hoping that someone will take pity and fly to his rescue. However, Cyraxx is equally infamous for being a terrible actor; for one, there are no tears present when he's doing this act which brings us to the second issue: he'll often switch from "crying" to angry on a dime, which should tell you pretty easily that it's just poor acting, and further highlights the lengths he'll go to to gain pity. He also constantly flip-flops between dominating the trolls and being utterly crushed by them, further highlighting the contradictions of his delusions.

Cyraxx also uses this tactic as a defense mechanism against stressful situations, such as interactions with trolls or police officers. In this case, his objective is to look as miserable and harmless as possible to appease or garner pity from the target, or make them so uncomfortable with his display of abject misery that they just decide to leave.

=== Factitious behavior ===
Cyraxx has a habit of pretending to be sick or injured, or greatly exaggerate the extent of health issues he does have, to pity people into leaving him alone or to fish for sympathy. In 2014, Cyraxx had a freakout while staying the weekend at [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]]'s house after his wife, Jenny, refused to take him to the hospital for a pimple on his leg that Cyraxx thought was gangrena. A few years later, Cyraxx accused Jenny of potentially leaving him to die by refusing to take him to the hospital for his leg "infection".

Cyraxx repeateadly attempted to make the trolls feel bad about him by complaining about his leg being infected and causing him excruciating pain, saying that doctors told him that it could fall off if untreated. This is of course complete nonsense, especially so when Cyraxx claims that the cause of his self-diagnosed infection is either stress-induced eczema going septic because of the trolls messing with him online, or lack of movement from being "trapped" in the house due to Cyraxx fearing that trolls will ambush him as soon as he steps outside. While Cyraxx greatly exaggerates how bad his leg feels, unsavory photo evidence show however that it is presenting signs of infection, especially on the foot. Regardless however, Cyraxx's leg infection is most certainly caused by the extremely unsanitary conditions in which he festers, being regularly bitten by pests and refusing to clean himself, or wearing the same clothes for up to a week sometimes. And even if we were to buy his lie that his septic eczema flare-ups are caused by trolls stressing him, he could easily make it better simply by staying off the Internet since it causes him so much pain, but Cyraxx would seemingly rather lose his leg than to stop messing around online.

While some people have theorized that Cyraxx exhibits behaviors consistent with Factitious disorder (also known as the Munchausen syndrome), it is unlikely that he actually has this disorder, as he always feigns illness with clear intent and objectives in mind, as opposed to doing so strictly impulsively.

== <big>List of notable lies</big> ==
Below is a list of lies and half-truths that Cyraxx constantly repeats whenever he thinks he is adressing someone that is not familiar with his reputation, or when he is pandering his delusions.

* '''Cyraxx was sexually assaulted in high school ''': In 2022, Cyraxx regularly claimed that he was sexually assaulted by a fellow legally blind classmate nicknamed Blind Billy. Blind Billy came forward on a panel with MusicBizMarty about the story, where he says that it was Cyraxx that sexually assaulted him, a version substantiated by a former classmate, [[Elspeth]]. While Billy's side of the story was widely taken as truth due to Cyraxx's reputation as both a pathological liar and a sexual deviant, some felt that Billy was not being fully transparent either. This led to a theory that Cyraxx and Blind Billy decided to experiment that night, but were overcome with shame afterward and thus made up the rape story as a cover-up. Regardless, Cyraxx's story was an obvious lie due to his extremely nonchalant demeanor about such a traumatizing experience, and the incoherences in his narrative (such as claiming that he was removed from high school for his own safety, as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy, and the fact that Billy's vision was extremely limited, and thus would have found it really difficult to perform sexual acts on Cyraxx in the dark).
* '''Cyraxx was swatted''' : This is a half truth; while a troll indeed called the police with a false emergency, Cyraxx greatly exagerates the force of the response. He regularly claims that police responded fully clad with body armor and rifles, and that they held him at gun point for several minutes. However, bodycam footage from the intervention instead shows the officers securing the outside of the house with flashlights, and then telling Chance to come outside to be patted. At no point did the police draw any weapon, nor did they employed force against Cyraxx<ref>[[File:CyraxxSwatBodycam.mp4|left|thumb|180x180px]]
 </ref>.
* '''Trolls tried to kill Cyraxx/Cyraxx was shot at''' : A full blown lie which he will likely stick to until his ultimate demise. Cyraxx here refers to several events in which he believed or was influenced to believe that he was almost murdered by the trolls:
** On September 6th 2021, when a man was arrested in the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street while evading the police<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e?view=content</ref>. William Gloryhole released the bodycam footage of the intervention, assorted with various comments pretending that the man was a hired assasin sent to kill Cyraxx. Naturally, Cyraxx fully believed it and used this unrelated arrest at his doorstep as proof that trolls were putting his life in danger.
** On January 28th 2022, a drive-by shooting occured down the street from 339, critically injuring a young boy<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/bodycams-from-shooting-at-the-corner-of:6?t=339</ref>. After going out to gawk at the crime scene, Cyraxx made a tearful video saying that those bullets were likely meant for him and blamed the trolls for the shooting, further encouraged by [[Sally]] who also believed that trolls were involved.
** On November 3rd 2022, Cyraxx was startled by a loud noise in his room during a livestream<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref>. The next day, Cyraxx claimed that it was from a shot fired through his window and accused MusicBizMarty of hiring a hitman to assassinate him.This would kick off a saga known as the [[Assassination Incident]], which Cyraxx still talks about to this day. Despite claiming that the bullet was still lodged in his matress, he consistently refused to show said bullet, coming up with a myriad of excuses to deflect questions or just pleading people to believe him.
** In September 2025, Cyraxx claims that he was the target of two bombing attempts with "improvised explosive devices";
*** On September 6th, Sally's minivan was vandalized, leaving dark stains on the side resembling scorch marks. Cyraxx first claimed it was arson, but later revised his story to pretend that it was an attempt to kill him and his family by making the van explode<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&t=1s</ref>. Given the photo evidence shared by Cyraxx, this story is ludicrous at best, as the damage to the van is extremely superficial, and not consistent at all with a supposed attempt to ignite the car. Furthermore, there is strong suspicion that Cyraxx was actually the one that damaged the van in a feeble attempt to frame the trolls and convince the Akron Police Department to go after them.
*** On September 20th, Cyraxx recived a brand new Xbox in the mail for his birthday. Little did he know however that it was booby-trapped to trip the breaker of the house, plunging the entire family in the dark. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx cried that the xbox was an "improvised explosive device" meant to set the house on fire<ref>https://rumble.com/v6z7h7o-cyraxx-09-19-25-very-mad-about-an-exploding-xbox.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Cyraxx further adds that he called the police about the matter, and that they told him to keep the Xbox in a box outside until they sent someone to retrieve it, something no actual cop would say to anyone facing legitimate bomb threat.
*'''Cyraxx attempted to take his own life''' : This is completely untrue. As previously mentioned, Cyraxx has a history of using suicide-baiting to manipulate people. When Cyraxx says that he has attempted to "take his life", he may refer to the following events:
**On April 11th 2021, Cyraxx was exposed on [[MusicBizMarty]]'s panel for cheating on [[Strawberry Sunshine]] (his current girlfriend at the time) with a woman called "Cindy Lu"<ref>https://odysee.com/@BastardtheGreen:3/FileNo20210411:0</ref> - Chance, when confronted with his infidelity, decided to leave and return holding an object to his throat in the fashion of a knife. When the situation was defused however, Cyraxx eventually admitted that it was just a sharpie, which was met with laughter. Chance would later refer to this incident as a suicide attempt despite it being nothing but a cop-out to avoid taking accountability for his lack of loyalty towards his significant other.
**On July 18th 2025, Cyraxx claimed that he once attempted to take his own life five years prior because of the trolls by overdosing on pills, and was only saved because Sally found him lying uncouncious and rushed him to the hospital. It was later discovered that he stole the story from the time [[Ed]] overdosed on painkillers<ref>https://rumble.com/v6wcjai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-another-thing-i-failed-at.-7182025.-he-stole-eds-od-stor.html?start=663</ref>.
*'''Trolls broke into Sally's bank account and stole money from it''' : Cyraxx has repeatedly claimed that trolls have stolen money from Sally by hacking into her bank account, which is an obvious lie. In reality, Cyraxx stole Sally's debit or credit card while she was in the hospital in 2023 to buy Fortnite skins and various digital trinkets, and likely tried to lie to Sally by saying it was trolls when she eventually found several unexpected withdrawals on her statement.
*'''Cyraxx and his family have called the police 113 times over a certain period''' : This is a half-truth. Cyraxx frequently brings this up as "evidence" that the Akron Police Department is being negligent by leaving him and his family to fend for themselves. While the APD had indeed been called 113 times, this number represents all of the calls about 339 Lloyd Street, including actual emergencies and calls made by trolls or concerned onlookers.
*'''Friends from all over the world''': Cyraxx has a habit of mentioning "very good friends of his" that are never named, and most likely don't even exist. It's only done so he can appear more sociable and to [[Ego|convince himself that everyone on the internet doesn't despise him]], and most of his "friends" aren't actually buddy trolls. [[Zak Hussein]] is another infamous example of Chance pretending to be friends with people who don't even know him.
*'''Cyraxx is an army brat''' : This is not true, at least in the way Cyraxx presents it. Cyraxx claims his status as an "army brat" from his former stepfather, [[Gordon Wilkins]], who had a career in the army. However, Gordon was only in Chance's life for four years, between the ages of 4 and 8 years old, and was self-admitedly largely uninvested in raising Chance. Furthermore, Cyraxx often brags that his "military background" taught him the use of firearms and combat, which is evidently a lie. The only gun Cyraxx manned in his life was a small-caliber hunting rifle, [[Gun Incident|which he used to dry-fire at the camera hoping to intimidate the trolls]]. After this, Sally confiscated the rifle, and it was never seen again.

== Sources ==

Blame Katie

2026-02-19T04:26:09Z

StupidStu: /* The end */

{{WIP}}{{Doxxing}}

'''Blame Katie''' is a troll known for her schemes involving getting Cyraxx on panel along with [[MusicBizMarty]] or [[William Gloryhole]].

== History ==
Blame Katie's first interaction with Cyraxx dates back to the summer of 2024, where she played the role of Ms. Kelly in the [[YouTube Hate Saga]].

She would not be known as Blame Katie until June the next year, when she once again approached Cyraxx under the guise of a music producer. After leading on Cyraxx for some time, she eventually dropped the mask and openly ridiculed him alongside William Gloryhole. From this point on, Blame Katie would host panels where she invited Cyraxx to make a fool of himself with made-up situations, somewhat reminiscent of [[MusicBizMarty]]'s panels.

=== April ===
On June 5th 2025, Cyraxx made a vindictive video where he attempts to emotionally blackmail Katie into joining him in his fight against the trolls, or else have her life ruined<ref>https://rumble.com/v6uc7fd-cyraxx-on-yt.-join-me-katie.-youtube-deleted.-652025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>. He would also attempt to guilt-trip her with a made-up story about a woman, April, that supposedly took her own life after Cyraxx turned his back on her back in March due to being (rightfully) afraid that she was a troll, only to be [[Intelligence|wrought with regret thinking that she might've been a real woman after all]]. A few days later, Katie invited Cyraxx on a panel with a troll playing the role of April's sister, Avery, who reveals that she found a suicide letter from April blaming Cyraxx for pushing her to take her own life after relentlessely harassing her over a gaming laptop. Predictably, Cyraxx attempts to hijack the conversation to make April's suicide all about himself, but most importantly to blame the trolls for her death. Shocked, Avery scolds Cyraxx for his selfishness, triggering a rage fit where the Goblin tells her that she should have died along with her sister<ref>https://rumble.com/v6ujvv1-clip-of-cyraxx-live-on-katies-panel.-chance-wishes-aprils-sister-to-die-lik.html?start=173</ref>, and wishes her to be harassed by the trolls like he is, despite the previous day saying that he wouldn't wish his worst enemy what he endured.

=== The end ===
In late June, Blame Katie disappeared off the internet after being targeted by a group of malicious trolls over drama that is largely beyond the scope of this wiki, leading to her and relatives getting doxxed and harassed<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1lnq5up/william_gloryhole_addresses_the_blame/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button</ref><ref>http://youtube.com/post/UgkxUEQLcNWWeaNxwYRP4CwqdWaAlFc_wb98?si=9n00qQ4iHf3M7-5t</ref>. The damage to her privacy and the harassment she was enduring since was enough that she decided to leave the internet, and has not returned since.

== Sources ==
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Cassandra

2026-02-08T19:48:20Z

StupidStu: /* Trolling */

{{WIP}}

Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.

== Trolling ==
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox<ref>https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.

On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.

In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)<ref>https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861</ref>.

A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night.

Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra's back to his buddy-troll Discord group. Cyraxx was at this point likely keeping Cassandra around hoping to get more gifts from her, and to have consersational company to show his penis to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason<ref>https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

== The Cassandra Files ==
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:<vidtab>
https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2
</vidtab>On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx. <vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mAVAKdYu8
</vidtab>

=== Highlights ===

* When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.
* Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for ''hours'' every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.
** Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.
* Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she'd tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world.
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a "really long time ago". When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was "young" back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while "cleaning an old guy's house" with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients' properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty's passing<ref>https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William's livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx's reputation as a predator.
* Cyraxx would send photos of his penis dated from 5 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that "it still looks good and it still works".
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx's vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.
* Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that Cyraxx may know deep down that he's just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain his delusion so that he can better preserve his delusion world.

== Sources ==

Cassandra

2026-02-07T04:03:13Z

StupidStu: /* The Cassandra Files */

{{WIP}}

Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.

== Trolling ==
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox<ref>https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.

On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.

In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)<ref>https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861</ref>.

A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night.

Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra's back to his buddy-troll Discord group while still keeping her around presumably hoping to get more presents, and having someone to send penis pictures to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason<ref>https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.

== The Cassandra Files ==
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:<vidtab>
https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2
</vidtab>On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx. <vidtab>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mAVAKdYu8
</vidtab>

=== Highlights ===

* When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.
* Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for ''hours'' every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.
** Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.
* Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she'd tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world.
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a "really long time ago". When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was "young" back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while "cleaning an old guy's house" with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients' properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty's passing<ref>https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>.
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William's livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx's reputation as a predator.
* Cyraxx would send photos of his penis dated from 5 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that "it still looks good and it still works".
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx's vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.
* Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that Cyraxx may know deep down that he's just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain his delusion so that he can better preserve his delusion world.

== Sources ==

Template:NewsList

2026-02-05T02:28:55Z

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! style="width: 140px;" | Date !! News
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| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.
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| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the ''Libs Of TikTok'' Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.
|-
| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.
|-
| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI
|-
| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.
|-
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].
|-
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx's many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI's system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).
|-
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].
|-
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] "kidnaps" Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream
|-
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx's girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual
|-
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.
|-
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.
|-
| 2025-09-30 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.
|-
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.
|-
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.
|-
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally's minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.
|-
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.
|-
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.
|-
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged "break" by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone's kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.
|-
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx's aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.
|-
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn't been leaked yet.
|-
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his "Memorial Streams" on Ozzy Osbourne who's death was announced within only a few hours before the stream
|-
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money
|-