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		<title>Kiwi Farms</title>
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiwi Farms&#039;&#039;&#039; is a web forum that facilitates discussion and gossip around [[Lolcows]]. To put it lightly, the forum is extremely controversial and is frequently a target of DDoS attacks and deplatforming efforts for a variety of reasons, in short mostly for facilitating the harassment and stalking of various people.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-site-on-the-web-gets-ddosd-after-being-connec-1847196197&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Being a Lolcow himself, Cyraxx became a subject of extensive of discussion there, having a thread of over 2500 pages and still counting,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; making it one of the largest threads on the forum. Despite being Cyraxx&#039;s main enemy, [[MusicBizMarty]] is a divisive figure on Kiwi Farms,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.st/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as many have accused him of grifting for money and for putting a disproportionate amount of time, effort, and vitriol into messing with Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Interactions ==&lt;br /&gt;
At first, Cyraxx was unsurprisingly quite hostile towards Kiwi Farms, threatening to shut them down and reminiscing about them getting taken off the internet for a few months in 2022.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/zLULS1GXGI0?t=84&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, after only a few months, Cyraxx completely reversed his stance on the website, presumably after he discovered that Kiwi Farms was heavily critical of MusicBizMarty.&lt;br /&gt;
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He even began to believe that Kiwi Farms was on his side [[Intelligence|and respected him simply because they disliked Marty]], which is obviously not true as Cyraxx is unanimously hated by the entire forum, regardless of their opinion of Marty.[[File:Image.png|thumb|934x934px|Cyraxx begging for sympathy on kiwifarms|center]]On September 27th, 2024, Cyraxx posted in MusicBizMarty&#039;s thread&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/post-19440879&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; under the account &amp;quot;Ghost eye sniper,&amp;quot; trying to convince Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, to help him out against MusicBizMarty, offering him a pity story full of his usual [[Lying|lies and exaggerations]]. To this message he attached what he believed was incontrovertible &amp;quot;proof&amp;quot; that Marty was illegally stealing packages from him, which was a screenshot of a very obviously fake conversation about rerouting a package away from [[339|Cyraxx&#039;s house]]. Unsurprisingly, he was not welcomed at all on the forums.&lt;br /&gt;
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Several users initially questioned whether this was actually Cyraxx or a troll impersonating him, but Cyraxx took care of confirming that this was indeed his message in a video later that day, in which he continues to try to reach out to Null an an attempt to form some sort of alliance with him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5gmylp-cyraxx-on-yt.-a-message-to-null-aka-mati-archives.-9272024.-pdfile-thinks-k.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In response to a user who brought this to Null&#039;s attention in an unrelated thread, he vehemently stated that he wanted nothing to do with either Cyraxx or Marty,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-19451549&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and never had any interest in learning about their shenanigans.&lt;br /&gt;
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After MusicBizMarty&#039;s death, Cyraxx returned to vocally hating Kiwi Farms, likely since it no longer had a perceived use to him. He has since attempted to piggy-back on the media controversy and the various deplatforming efforts targeting the forum to rally people on his side, pretending that [[William Gloryhole]] and [[N-Word Boi]] are closely tied to Kiwi Farms despite their very limited presence there. Overall, his interactions with the forum highlights both how two-toned his way of thinking is, as well as his complete lack of a moral compass. When he thought that they&#039;d take down Marty for him, Cyraxx praised them, and when he thought he could weaponize their controversy against the trolls, he started calling them &amp;quot;digital terrorists&amp;quot;.   &lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MusicBizMarty]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ego]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Kiwi_Farms&amp;diff=3220</id>
		<title>Kiwi Farms</title>
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Kiwi Farms&#039;&#039;&#039; is a web forum that facilitates discussion and gossip around [[Lolcows]]. To put it lightly, the forum is extremely controversial and is frequently a target of DDoS attacks and deplatforming efforts for a variety of reasons, in short mostly for facilitating the harassment and stalking of various people.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://gizmodo.com/the-worst-site-on-the-web-gets-ddosd-after-being-connec-1847196197&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Being a Lolcow himself, Cyraxx became a subject of extensive of discussion there, having a thread of over 2500 pages and still counting,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; making it one of the largest threads on the forum. Despite being Cyraxx&#039;s main enemy, [[MusicBizMarty]] is a divisive figure on Kiwi Farms,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.st/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as many have accused him of grifting for money and for putting a disproportionate amount of time, effort, and vitriol into messing with Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Interactions ==&lt;br /&gt;
At first, Cyraxx was unsurprisingly quite hostile towards Kiwi Farms, threatening to shut them down and reminiscing about them getting taken off the internet for a few months in 2022.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/zLULS1GXGI0?t=84&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, after only a few months, Cyraxx completely reversed his stance on the website, presumably after he discovered that Kiwi Farms was heavily critical of MusicBizMarty.&lt;br /&gt;
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He even began to believe that Kiwi Farms was on his side [[Intelligence|and respected him simply because they disliked Marty]], which is obviously not true as Cyraxx is unanimously hated by the entire forum, regardless of their opinion of Marty.[[File:Image.png|thumb|934x934px|Cyraxx begging for sympathy on kiwifarms|center]]On September 27th, 2024, Cyraxx posted in MusicBizMarty&#039;s thread&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/music-biz-marty-nicholas-c-beigler.167664/post-19440879&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; under the account &amp;quot;Ghost eye sniper,&amp;quot; trying to convince Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, to help him out against MusicBizMarty, offering him a pity story full of his usual [[Lying|lies and exaggerations]]. To this message he attached what he believed was incontrovertible &amp;quot;proof&amp;quot; that Marty was illegally stealing packages from him, which was a screenshot of a very obviously fake conversation about rerouting a package away from [[339|Cyraxx&#039;s house]]. Unsurprisingly, he was not welcomed at all on the forums.&lt;br /&gt;
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Several users initially questioned whether this was actually Cyraxx or a troll impersonating him, but Cyraxx took care of confirming that this was indeed his message in a video later that day, in which he continues to try to reach out to Null an an attempt to form some sort of alliance with him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5gmylp-cyraxx-on-yt.-a-message-to-null-aka-mati-archives.-9272024.-pdfile-thinks-k.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In response to a user who brought this to Null&#039;s attention in an unrelated thread, he vehemently stated that he wanted nothing to do with either Cyraxx or Marty,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mad-at-the-internet.49299/post-19451549&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and never had any interest in learning about their shenanigans.&lt;br /&gt;
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After MusicBizMarty&#039;s death, Cyraxx returned to vocally hating Kiwi Farms, likely since it no longer had a perceived use to him. He has since attempted to piggy-back on the media controversy and the various deplatforming efforts targeting the forum to rally people on his side, pretending that [[William Gloryhole]] and [[N-Word Boi]] are closely tied to Kiwi Farms despite their very limited presence there. Overall, his interactions with the forum highlights both how two-toned his way of thinking is, as well as his complete lack of a moral compass. When he thought that they&#039;d take down Marty for him, Cyraxx praised them, and when he thought he could weaponize they controversy against the trolls, he started calling them &amp;quot;digital terrorists&amp;quot;.   &lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[MusicBizMarty]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ego]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
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		<title>Chance-ism</title>
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Similarly to other Lolcows and autistic people, [[Cyraxx]] has an extremely distinct manner of speech and [[Glossary|lexicon]], which only makes sense to him and the [[trolls]] who make fun of him. Chance will often repeat phrases and terms due to him not being able to come up with anything else, and will refuse to chance them [[Delusions and Ego|out of pride]].&lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Speech impediment and vocal ticks ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to pronounce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the deformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronunciation of &amp;quot;bitch&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;bully&amp;quot;, two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronounces as &amp;quot;vitch&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;vully&amp;quot; respectively&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMArdSFreHs&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx also has a strange habit of putting on various accents depending on the current context; when he&#039;s talking smack against someone, he often speaks with an African-american accent and &amp;quot;ghetto&amp;quot; slang ([[Bigotry|n-word included]]), and when he&#039;s thinks he&#039;s got the upper hand on the trolls, he talks like a mob boss with a heavy bronx accent. His voice intonation also noticeably changes depending on his mood. When he feels particularly smug, he talks down to the trolls with an high pitched voice and tone, and makes more effort in pronouncing his words as if to sound smarter than he really is.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Vocabulary ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx&#039;s vocabulary is noticeably limited, repeating the same phrases and words constantly. Many compared him to a broken record or a pullstring doll repeating pre-recorded sentences. A strong vocabulary is usually formed through both reading regularly and a diverse conversational company, both things which Cyraxx lacks altogether.  Cyraxx is also particularly foul-mouthed, his language being riddled with swear words such as &amp;quot;fuck, fucking, motherfucking, etc.&amp;quot; regardless of the context or tone. This obnoxious tendency to swear every other sentence may originate from his general immaturity, believing that using so many swears in a casual context will sound &amp;quot;cool&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, when in a confrontational setting, Cyraxx will usually cycle through a set of insults and threats throughout the whole ordeal, namely racial slurs, death threats, playground insults and other vile words. Occasionally, Cyraxx will use insults which many note seem to be much more fitting against him, such as calling Marty a &amp;quot;cueball mongoloid&amp;quot;. This may hint that Cyraxx cannot brew up insults himself, and consequently repeats things that were said specifically about him in hopes it will also stick to his adversary.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx also has a tendency to use expressions or words he thinks will make him sound smart, and use them whenever he can ad-nauseum. Sometimes however, usually when he tries mending them into a more complex sentence, he gets his train of thought mixed up and ends up tripping over his own words, such as calling William Gloryhole a &amp;quot;false prophet in sheep&#039;s clothing&amp;quot;. Another example would be when he accuses Masstroll Mafia of committing &amp;quot;illegal entrapment&amp;quot; on him, not realizing that entrapment is already a crime by definition, making the &amp;quot;illegal&amp;quot; part a pleonasm.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CyraxxWriting.png|thumb|251x251px|An example of Cyraxx writing without AI doing it for him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Reading and writing ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx displays very poor reading and writing skills. While he seems to use spellcheck tools to correct individual words, he is unable to structure proper sentences, as he uses no punctuation, puts multiple spaces in-between words, and occasionally resorts to spelling words phonetically, such as writing &amp;quot;antisemitic&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;anti-cimetic. He also rarely writes more than a paragraph or two; for longer texts, he resorts to using ChatGPT to do all the work for him instead of trying to affinate his mother tongue.&lt;br /&gt;
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His reading skills have also been put into question; while he is capable to read, he does so seemingly without comprehending the words laid before him. When Cyraxx reads out something, he does so with a protracted, stiff tone, and seems to just repeat the words without really knowing what they mean. When he uses AI to write for him, he never proof-reads its answer, as he leaves obvious incoherences and text directives in the final product. Based on these casual observations, it is possible that Cyraxx is [[wikipedia:Functional_illiteracy|functionally illiterate]], meaning that while he can read basic sentences, his skills are insufficient to properly function in society.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Expressions and quotes ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;What&#039;s Goody&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Chance often used to say this as a way to say &amp;quot;what&#039;s up&amp;quot; to others.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;That&#039;s what you think, not what you know!&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Used to appeal to the &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;chance&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; someone will give him plausible deniability &lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Hey X” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever Cyraxx feels he is being insulted/criticized or the person he is speaking to doesn&#039;t let him mouth off, he will attempt to interject like a petulant child by repeatedly saying &amp;quot;Hey [x], Hey [x], Hey [x]&amp;quot;. Once Cyraxx has the other person&#039;s attention, he will usually follow up with a [[Bigotry|racial or homophobic slur]] (antisemitic if he’s talking to [[Marty]]) or with another Chance-ism on this list. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey [[Tyler New York|Tyler]]” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF-DIBkLmrU&amp;amp;t=46s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Why don’t you shut up and X” ===&lt;br /&gt;
This is often used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo. He&#039;ll often be telling the person he&#039;s berating to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they [[Delusions and Ego|aren’t a gangsta like he is]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “YOU NEED TO QUIT” ===&lt;br /&gt;
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as during the [[Stylus Incident]], where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” ===&lt;br /&gt;
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the [[Bloody Mouth Freakout]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Suck my dick [REDACTED] boy!” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a [[Double Whammy|double whammy]] on Marty or other trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “[REDACTED] boy” ===&lt;br /&gt;
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, [[William Gloryhole]], or other trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Hook Nose!&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Hook Nose is an [[Bigotry|Anti-Semitic]] name Cyraxx uses on Marty, The phrase refers to the racist stereotype that Jewish people have long hooked noses&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER!” ===&lt;br /&gt;
This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “X YEARS!” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx frequently begs for pity by screaming out how many years the trolls have tormented him. Due to Cyraxx&#039;s very skewed perception of time, rarely does the number of years he says actually corresponds to how long the trolls have messed with him, screaming that the trolls have been tormenting him for the last six years in 2022, while he was only discovered by them 3 years prior in 2019.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Ackshually…” ===&lt;br /&gt;
When Chance is confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc., he always uses this phrase before making something up or saying something [[Intelligence|incredibly stupid]] to rebuke against the trolls. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart or [[Delusions and Ego|egotistically]] thinks he has the &amp;quot;upper hand&amp;quot; against the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Honestly/Lets Be Honest” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever Chance wants to deflect an issue or embark on a tangent of projection against his adversary, he will often start with this phrase as a provocation towards whoever he is speaking. Any time Cyraxx says this you can guarantee he&#039;s lying through his [[Health and Appearance|rotting teeth]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Duwha?” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Is one of Chance&#039;s defining Chance-isms. This is what he says instead of “what,” and is one of the best examples of his speech impediment.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Is what Chance says when attempting to justify something awful he did after being called out on it. He usually he says this in more nonconfrontational environments when he&#039;s not raging, such as when someone asks him a very reasonable question during an interview that he is unable to answer without making himself look bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Ur turn cutie&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
A sentence that will haunt Cyraxx for the rest of his life. When he was communicating with who he believed to be a [[Pedophilia|14 year old]], Cyraxx sent a nude of himself and said the following quote in an attempt to entice the minor into sending a nude back. When people use this quote its often referring to Cyraxxs sexual depravities towards kids&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “IT DOESN’T MATTER-” / “Whatever..” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Is what Chance says after he is confronted with indisputable evidence that either makes him look bad or debunks his lies.&lt;br /&gt;
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For example, during a stream with Marty after the Stylus Incident, Cyraxx attempted to explain why he “tried to kill himself” with a stylus. Marty immediately interjected, saying that Cyraxx was pretending to be suicidal to get the trolls off him and that there was no way he could&#039;ve actually killed himself with the pen, which had a round edge. This was met with him shrieking “IT DOESN’T MATTER!” &lt;br /&gt;
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Another example is how during a stream after the fight, Marty reminded Cyraxx of when Chance was forced to call Marty the [[King of Akron]] during the fight, to which Cyraxx responded with a nonchalant “Whatever dude…”&lt;br /&gt;
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=== “Trust me when I say this…” ===&lt;br /&gt;
Is what Cyraxx says before he lies, trying to use the non-existent trust that people have of him.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;You just don&#039;t get it do you?&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx usually uses this phrase to get himself out of being cornered, or as a last ditch effort to gaslight the trolls when he realizes his lies are having no effect on them.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Big Bubba ===&lt;br /&gt;
When Cyraxx threatens someone that they will be arrested and jailed for their percieved crimes, he occasionally follows up by claiming that they will be &amp;quot;Big Bubba&#039;s bitch&amp;quot;, playing on the common trope of a large, black man sexually assaulting his cellmates.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;PUTO PENDEJO&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
During his barrages of insults, Cyraxx occasionally yells piecemeal spanish insults, notably &amp;quot;Puto pendejo&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Stupid bitch&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO!&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Spanish for &amp;quot;SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BITCH! SUCK MY BALLS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!&amp;quot; is a phrase occasionally said by Cyraxx to try and get trolls to shut up during one of his Raxxouts. Unsurprisingly this is more than likely the only bit of Spanish Cyraxx seems to actually know. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lover of ignorance ===&lt;br /&gt;
When trying fend off the racism implications from his copious use of the [[Bigotry|n-word]], Cyraxx made up the stupid excuse that he was, in fact, using the n-word in its &amp;quot;medieval&amp;quot; context which supposedly meant &amp;quot;ignorance&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLioh7gqFKg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Therefore, when he calls Marty a &amp;quot;nigger-lover&amp;quot;, he is actually saying that he is a &amp;quot;lover of ignorance&amp;quot;. This phrase quickly became a troll-favorite, and is often quoted to mock Cyraxx&#039;s underlying bigotry and his idiotic claim about the medieval origins of the n-word.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Aw shit y&#039;all guys its stormin out gotta go!&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
During a stream Cyraxx would [[Poop Incident|accidentally shit his pants]] and immediately upon realizing that he had pinched a loaf he looks at the camera and claims that he was ending the stream early due to a &amp;quot;storm&amp;quot; outside. This moment became popular amongst raxxologists due to the incident itself combined with the absolutely [[Intelligence|stupid]] [[Lying|lie]] made up by Cyraxx for why he was ending the stream.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;quot;Oooh god!&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
On January 12th 2025, Cyraxx hosted a cover livestream where he unceremoniously defecated on himself&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6adcws-cyraxx-dumps-his-diarrhea-all-over-the-place-then-runs-to-mommy-to-get-it-c.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Upon realizing what happened, Cyraxx skipped out of view to inspect the damage, not realizing that he had left his microphone on. After seeing the extent of the mess, he exclaimed himself with an anguished &amp;quot;OOOH GOD!&amp;quot;, which was picked up and arranged by his auto-tune. The comical absurdity of the situation supplemented by the auto-tune made this phrase a troll-favorite to mock Cyraxx for his inability to control his bowels.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;quot;Oh&#039;ay&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the most famous Chance-isms, due to his speech impediment, he pronounces the word &amp;quot;Okay&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Oh&#039;ay&amp;quot;, even though he is seemingly able to pronounce the letter &amp;quot;K&amp;quot; in other words. This phrase is particularly prevalent when he is in the middle of a speech where he attempts to deflect all criticism and blames the trolls for everything that has happened to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;quot;Federally Illegal&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
One of Cyraxx&#039;s favorite Chance-isms, Cyraxx can often be heard declaring the actions of the trolls are &amp;quot;Federally Illegal&amp;quot; in an attempt to scare them away and leave him alone. Unsurprisingly, it has never worked, despite how often Cyraxx uses it as a defence. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;For the last seven years...&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; ===&lt;br /&gt;
This sentence has been used ubiquitously by Cyraxx whenever he begins telling about his long-winded, delusional backstory with the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Jackie&amp;diff=3211</id>
		<title>Jackie</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Jackie&amp;diff=3211"/>
		<updated>2026-04-05T19:55:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship with the Goblin. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named [[Cassandra]]. Of note, Jackie actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no success due to Cyraxx&#039;s delusions&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Cyraxx broke up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned him over once again. According to [[William Gloryhole]], Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those buddy-trolls used Jackie to firmly keep Cyraxx within their grip, coaxing and hug-boxing him ostensibly with the intent of keeping him as private entertainment for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back”. On March 26&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 2026, Cyraxx created a new YouTube channel and posted a minute-long introductory video announcing upcoming couple vlogs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This unsurprisingly never happened, as the channel was deleted mere hours later, hinting that Cyraxx created the channel without Jackie’s approval and was forced to delete it. Of note, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending gifts to Cyraxx to keep him in their circle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Jackie&amp;diff=3210</id>
		<title>Jackie</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Jackie&amp;diff=3210"/>
		<updated>2026-04-05T19:53:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: Created page with &amp;quot;{{WIP}}  Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye.  == History == Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named Cassandra. Of note, she actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no succe...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{WIP}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Jackie is a catfish persona. She is a controversial figure due to her purpose as a tool to hug box Cyraxx and keep him off public eye.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Jackie first interacted with Cyraxx in late November 2025, having an on-and-off relationship. In December, Cyraxx broke up with Jackie to go on a relationship with another catfish named [[Cassandra]]. Of note, she actively attempted to bring back Cyraxx by warning him of Cassandra being a catfish, but with no success due to Cyraxx&#039;s delusions&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v72xjww-cyraxx-12-12-25-jackie-trying-to-crawl-back.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After breaking up with Cassandra in January 2026, Jackie returned and swooned over Cyraxx once again. According to William Gloryhole, Jackie is portrayed by a group of buddy-trolls taking turns interacting with Cyraxx. Since the beginning of February 2026, those buddy-trolls used Jackie to firmly keep Cyraxx within their grip, coaxing and hug-boxing him ostensibly with the intent of keeping him as private entertainment for themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Due to this, Cyraxx’s presence on the internet during that time was extremely limited, occasionally posting AI-generated statuses on Facebook bragging about how he’s “never coming back”. On March 26&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 2026, Cyraxx created a new YouTube channel and posted a minute-long introductory video announcing upcoming couple vlogs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This unsurprisingly never happened, as the channel was deleted mere hours later, hinting that Cyraxx created the channel without Jackie’s approval and was forced to delete it.&lt;br /&gt;
Of note, Cyraxx is seen with new trinkets and a new gaming chair, confirming the suspicions that the Jackie cabal was sending gifts to Cyraxx to keep him in their circle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Template:NewsList&amp;diff=3199</id>
		<title>Template:NewsList</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Template:NewsList&amp;diff=3199"/>
		<updated>2026-03-29T00:31:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;width: 140px;&amp;quot; | Date !! News&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-03-28 || Cyraxx briefly [https://rumble.com/v77qx68-cyraxx-03-26-26-back-with-my-bf.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a returns on YouTube], only to delete his channel mere hours later.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-03-14|| [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-23958715 Recent chats between Cyraxx and [[Erik Scrubbalo]]] are leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-03-13|| Cyraxx breaks his month-long hiatus with a [https://rumble.com/v771jiy-cyraxx-03-10-26-my-story-again-cut-for-yt.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a TikTok video]. Furthemore, conversations with a catfish are also leaked on [[Kiwi Farms]], where Cyraxx sends unsollicited explicit photos and engages in erotic roleplay involving a schoolgirl character.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the &#039;&#039;Libs Of TikTok&#039;&#039; Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Template:NewsList&amp;diff=3192</id>
		<title>Template:NewsList</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Template:NewsList&amp;diff=3192"/>
		<updated>2026-03-14T22:54:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;newstable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 100%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;width: 140px;&amp;quot; | Date !! News&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-03-14|| [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-23958715 Recent chats between Cyraxx and [[Erik Scrubbalo]]] are leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-03-13|| Cyraxx breaks his month-long hiatus with a [https://rumble.com/v771jiy-cyraxx-03-10-26-my-story-again-cut-for-yt.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a TikTok video]. Furthemore, conversations with a catfish are also leaked on [[Kiwi Farms]], where Cyraxx sends unsollicited explicit photos and engages in erotic roleplay involving a schoolgirl character.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the &#039;&#039;Libs Of TikTok&#039;&#039; Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Bigotry&amp;diff=3187</id>
		<title>Bigotry</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Bigotry&amp;diff=3187"/>
		<updated>2026-03-01T18:42:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Anti-Semitism */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{Images}}&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being [[Health and Appearance|disabled]] and presumably [[Romance|bisexual]], [[Cyraxx]] is known to spout out intensely &#039;&#039;&#039;racist&#039;&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;&#039;homophobic&#039;&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;&#039;antisemitic&#039;&#039;&#039; things towards his [[Trolling|trolls]] during his [[Rage|freakouts]]. It&#039;s still not fully clear whether or not Cyraxx is truly racist, antisemitic, etc. or is just a [[Intelligence|retard]] who spits out any insult to shock people without thinking, but it still really doesn&#039;t excuse any of the things he says.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://archive.org/embed/rpreplay-final-1690004097-1&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Racism ==&lt;br /&gt;
When you start watching Cyraxx rage videos, one of the most immediately apparent things about Cyraxx is that he is insanely racist. Cyraxx will drop the full n-word on the slightest provocation,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XaKOHp2dnE&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; often during his [[Notable Freakouts|freakouts]]. Initially, his use of the n-word was mostly contained to the word &amp;quot;nigga&amp;quot; in his [[Music|rap music]] since he&#039;s a [[Ego|wannabe gangster]], saying it didn&#039;t make him racist as it ended with an &amp;quot;a.&amp;quot; As the years have gone by though and [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]], [[Tyler NY|Tyler]], [[William Gloryhole|William]], and [[Cyraxx Video Game|CVG]] have trolled him more and more, he stopped caring about his &amp;quot;a&amp;quot; rule and began constantly flinging slurs, even coining his infamous [[Chance-ism]] &amp;quot;Nigger boy&amp;quot; as well as spawning the name of one of his [[N-Word Boi|arch-enemies]] regardless if whether or not the slurs even apply to those he calls them. &lt;br /&gt;
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While possibly partially influenced by some of his [[Raxx Romance|girlfriends]], the reason why he is so comfortable with calling people the n-word likely comes from his [[family]], even though according to [[Dale Arntzen|Cyraxx&#039;s Aunt]], his use of the slur doesn&#039;t come from them. This is mostly implicit enabling as [[Ed]] and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] make no effort to stop him from saying slurs towards people, at one point Sally deflected blame for not stopping him in a call with Marty by saying she &amp;quot;I tried to talk to him about it but he won&#039;t listen,&amp;quot; as if she&#039;s completely powerless in this situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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To this day, he still continues to defend his use of the word by saying that the n-word [[Intelligence|was used by medieval people to describe others as &amp;quot;ignorant&amp;quot; and that he was using it in the medieval context]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLioh7gqFKg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; because apparently when he calls his trolls &amp;quot;nigger lovers,&amp;quot; he&#039;s calling them &amp;quot;lovers of ignorance.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Anti-Semitism ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Raxxheil.jpg|thumb|432x432px|What a nice, well-adjusted man. I hope he&#039;s not doing a salute attributed to a certain dictator.]]&lt;br /&gt;
It wasn&#039;t ever definitely known if [[Marty]] was actually Jewish for a very long time, but when Cyraxx first heard rumors about Marty being Jewish, you can probably expect what came next. Cyraxx makes a ton anti-Semitic remarks towards Marty, mostly lame insults he made up in the moment such as &amp;quot;Jew-boy&amp;quot; or references to Hitler/the Nazis. This reached its apex when [[Tange Cat]] tricked Cyraxx into turning alt-right for a short period of time, during which he played music from a neo-nazi band called &amp;quot;Blink 1488&amp;quot; and did the Sieg Heil salute while declaring himself &amp;quot;Marty&#039;s personal Hitler&amp;quot; in a particularly infamous livestream,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXluI4hY9Aw&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as well as telling Marty that the Nazis should have killed his family in the concentration camps.&lt;br /&gt;
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In late December of 2024, Cyraxx called out a [[Weening|ween]] for being anti-semitic (which he spelled as &amp;quot;[[Intelligence|anti-cimetic]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v64ia7g-cyraxx-youtube-12-31-24-i-do-not-support-the-anti-cimetic-scum-vilitionraxx.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;). The irony was totally lost on Cyraxx who not only falaciously justifies his own bigotry by saying that Marty was a bad person anyway, but also fails to realize what anti-semitic means, seemingly believing that it is the hatred of Americans.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that as of October 2025, however, Cyraxx learned the proper meaning of antisemitic. Only now, in a irony so thick it could be cut, he is now attempting to weaponize it against his trolls by claiming to be of &#039;&#039;Jewish descent himself.&#039;&#039; According to his logic, because his [[Ruple Smith|biologcal father]]&#039;s middle name, Marx, has jewish roots, he can therefore claim jewish &amp;quot;heritage&amp;quot; and get the [https://www.adl.org/ Anti-Defamation League], a non-profit organization aiming to fight antisemitism, to go after his trolls for being mean to him and &amp;quot;[[Lying|trying to kill him and his family]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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When Cyraxx appeared in court for his [[Arrest Saga|assault charges]], he had shaved some of his beard for once - but the final product oddly resembled a certain failed painter-turned politician. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Homophobia ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is homophobic as a form of [[Romance|projection]] and still hurls slurs despite the fact that his [[William Arntzen|uncle]] was gay, that Cyraxx supposedly has LGBT friends, and that Cyraxx is provably bisexual because of his relationship with [[Jake]] and him [[Blind Billy|previously sexually assaulting another boy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx will often call his trolls fags or dykes and will accuse them, especially Marty, of being in love with him, which is why they troll him because &amp;quot;they can&#039;t have him.&amp;quot; This is often used by Lolcows as a way to deflect the criticism they&#039;re getting, and Cyraxx is definitely no different. He also repeatedly tells his trolls to engage or stop engaging in homosexual acts with their family members or other trolls and has some odd beliefs about gay people, such as that all gay people are incestuous.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Misogyny ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has often displayed highly sexist behavior. He regularly attacks women, whether they be trolls or anybody else he does not like, with deliberately offensive remarks or sexist insults, such as calling them bitches, broads, whores, etc. Due to being both a woman and a troll, Southern Harlot has been a frequent target Cyraxx&#039;s misogyny, telling her to &amp;quot;go on the street corner and make me money&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;you&#039;re a whore spreading your legs for OnlyFans&amp;quot;. Cyraxx has also shown to be very abusive towards his exes, or women which simply refused his advances. [[Kera]] is the most documented instance, as after their breakup, Cyraxx spent months harassing her and ruminating on every possible way he could hurt her.&lt;br /&gt;
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While it can be argued that Cyraxx&#039;s sexism may just be him once again trying to spout out inflammatory statements to shock people, Cyraxx displays a particular animosity whenever he&#039;s being trolled by a woman, as if he cannot take the fact that a woman is dominating him instead of the other way around. This could hint at true, deepseated feelings of misogyny. In addition, it is also noteworthy to mention that Cyraxx once mentioned controversial neo-masculinist influencer Andrew Tate as a positive figure. Being an impressionable, deeply insecure manchild, it is no wonder that such content would appeal to Cyraxx. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Source ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3186</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
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		<updated>2026-03-01T18:34:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Misconceptions and rumors */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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If you mean &#039;&#039;physically,&#039;&#039; Cyraxx has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you are talking emotionally and behaviorally, then that is a whole different story. Cyraxx displays frequent emotional volatility, poor regulation of reactions, defensive grandiosity, attention-seeking engagement with critics, and chronic conflict escalation online, which is observable in his many [[Controversy|incidents]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What has Cyraxx done to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Attacking [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Allegedly raping a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Trying to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Being insanely racist, or generally every kind of &amp;quot;-ist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rage|Physically and verbally abusing]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubbornness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only is the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from trolling the Goblin. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his [[Politics|death threats against law enforcement agents]]. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested by the federal authorities. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be truthful, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Misconceptions and rumors ==&lt;br /&gt;
This section goes over some misconceptions or otherwise unconfirmed rumors and theories that are circulating within the community. Due to the seemingly bottomless abyss that is Cyraxx&#039;s depravity, anything might seem plausible with him no matter how far fetched, making it easy for observers to immediately jump to the worst case scenario. Furthermore, it is also difficult to determine if something is true or not solely based on Cyraxx&#039;s responses. Because he is both extremely reactionary and known to constanty seek attention through confrontation, Cyraxx will react the same to anything that might tarnish his name, regardless of if it is true or not. For lies made by Cyraxx himself, refer to this [[Lying#List of notable lies|section]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cyraxx is inbred ===&lt;br /&gt;
This is a common misconception that was assumed from Cyraxx&#039;s odd appearance, low intellect and unsavory family background. There is no evidence however that Cyraxx was the result of incest.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cyraxx&#039;s ailments and low intellect are the result of Fetal Alcoholic Syndrome ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Connie Lobdell|Connie]] drinking or taking recreational drugs during pregnancy was often hypothesized for Cyraxx&#039;s many deficiencies and difformities. However, other family members have said that Connie was not a drinker, and as such it would&#039;ve been extremely unlikely that she engaged in recreational drug use, making FAS an unlikely possibility. Cyraxx&#039;s difformities and low intellect were most likely caused by genetic factors, an extremely premature birth which Connie&#039;s sister revealed was caused by a lack of amiotic fluid resulting from routine beatings by [[Ruple Smith|Ruple]], as well as Cyraxx being concieved very shortly after the birth of his older brother, further complicating the pregnancy.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Cyraxx comitted bestiality ===&lt;br /&gt;
For years, theories have circulated that Cyraxx attempted to commit sexual acts on the family dog, Bandit, but without much more than a few rumors to back those claims. In 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx occasionally had to be locked in his room to keep him separate from Bandit whenever they had to be left home alone. Although Ed did not precise the reason for why such measures had to be taken, this revelation strongly reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx attempted to perform sexual acts on Bandit.&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is not unreasonable to assume that Cyraxx would engage in bestiality given his overall paraphilia track record, there are also many more possible reasons as to why Cyraxx had to be locked away from Bandit. For instance, his [[rage]] fits or clumsiness could have endangered Bandit on a few occasions. Furthermore, Ed also revealed that Bandit almost died from eating rotten leftovers that had piled up in Cyraxx&#039;s bedroom, not to mention the various bugs and pests infesting the Goblin&#039;s lair. As such, the door likely had to be locked as a way to prevent Bandit from wandering into Cyraxx&#039;s Superfund site of a room, or inversely prevent Cyraxx from bringing him upstairs.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Jake]] and Cyraxx had sexual relations ===&lt;br /&gt;
Jake and Cyraxx&#039;s friendship was often described by observers as being overly promiscuous and extravagant for two platonic friends, leading to suspicions of the two having underlying romantic feelings for each other. At some unknown point, Sally forbade Jake from visiting 339 Lloyd Street after catching him and Cyraxx on the bedroom floor doing what was described as &amp;quot;WWE wrestling, but it was weird&amp;quot;. This could indeed hint at extremely inappropriate or even erotic activities in nature, but there is nothing here that confirms that the two outright had sex with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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This rumor was also popularized by a MusicBizMarty livestream where he accuses Cyraxx of granting Jake sexual favors in exchange for gifts and pizza dinners. Again, there is no concrete evidence behind this statement, and it could have just been a made-up story to get a reaction out of Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[Blind Billy]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Blind Billy incident is a particularly heated controversy where Cyraxx allegedly raped a legally-blind classmate, nicknamed Blind Billy, during a sleepover at his house. The story was brought to light when Cyraxx tried to impress a catfish girlfriend by telling her that he was the one raped by Blind Billy like it was some banal anecdote about a long-past gaffe. Little did he know that MusicBizMarty would get ahold of Blind Billy and interview him on livestream, where he accused Cyraxx of lying and being the one that has raped him. Due to Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as both a proven sexual deviant and a compulsive liar, Blind Billy&#039;s side of the story was largely taken as truth. However, the truth may not be as clear as it seems.&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is evident that Cyraxx was lying about being the victim due to the many inconsistencies in his story (such as being removed from school for &amp;quot;his own safety&amp;quot; as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy), many have also questionned Billy&#039;s side of the story due to his seemingly nonchalant demeanor and contradictions with retellings by other fellow classmates that have spoken on the matter (namely that Cyraxx was not expelled and that neither the school nor law enforcement was seemingly involved). Some have theorized that the two spontaneously decided to experiment with each other, and that after being overcome with uneasiness, they made up the rape story to cover up the embarassment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless of the truth, this is an extremely delicate topic to handle due to the nature of the accusations, and Cyraxx is a well-known sociopath ready to take advantage of and twist anything to boast his image. As such, there may never be a definitive answer to the questions surrounding this controversy. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit. However, asking directly for Cyraxx&#039;s latest channel or socials is generally frowned upon, as it is somewhat of a taboo within the community to publicly share his socials to reduce traffic and potential subscribers.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Video_Games&amp;diff=3185</id>
		<title>Video Games</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-28T22:36:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Platforms */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{WIP}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CyraxxFortniteStats.png|thumb|Only 30 victories after 320 hours|447x447px]]&#039;&#039;&#039;Video games&#039;&#039;&#039; are an extensive part of Cyraxx&#039;s online presence alongside his [[music]] and videos of him raging, although the types of video games he plays tend to overlap with his other hobbies, especially [[racing]]. Unsurprisingly, Cyraxx deludedly believes that he has enough talent to build a career as both a gaming YouTuber and a professional e-racer even though he is awful at any type of video games he plays due to his very poor reaction times and situational awareness, alongside his general [[Intelligence|lack of intelligence]]. To conform to his delusions, Cyraxx doesn&#039;t differentiate between game matches populated by real players and matches populated by bots. An example of this is how he calls the races he&#039;s partaken in as &amp;quot;events,&amp;quot; as if to make them sound more prestigious than a locally-hosted game populated by bots set on the lowest difficulty. He also seems to think that whenever the game tells him that he has beaten a time record, it means that he has beaten the absolute world record, and not the record for this particular saved game. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx mainly plays mainstream titles such as Fortnite, Forza, and Grand Theft Auto Online, although he occasionally plays obscure old games, which are usually free-to-play titles with servers populated mostly by bots. Many frequently mock Cyraxx for choosing arcade-style racing games with a significant amount of assist features, making spinning out or crashing more difficult. Of course, despite having a full racing setup that should make it easier to steer than a keyboard or controller, Cyraxx manages to frequently spin out and crash as he haphazardly slams on the gas or breaks without any sort of throttle control. He&#039;s not much better in shooter games, as Cyraxx displays no strategy other than to run head first into the action and figure the rest on the go, doing things like attempting to take out a sniper by running in a straight line at them armed with a pistol, or running straight into a heavily-armed enemy with a large health pool as a support class with weaker weaponry. &lt;br /&gt;
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== List of games ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fortnite ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is an avid Fortnite player, but is certainly not a good one. Cyraxx likes to champion himself as some sort of guru of the game, but he is unable to escape bot lobbies that Fortnite places low level players in to provide beginners with an opportunity to learn the game&#039;s basics before fighting against real players.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Grand Theft Auto Online ===&lt;br /&gt;
It is no surprise that a game combining romanticized criminality, shooting, and racing would appeal to Cyraxx. True to his known dishonesty, Cyraxx owns a modded GTA Online account, shown by the ridiculously huge sum of $16 trillions sitting in his character&#039;s bank account. However, Cyraxx denies cheating, and claims that he gained this money legitimately by playing the game since release. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Forza series ===&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Call of Duty ===&lt;br /&gt;
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== Platforms ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Device Bricking]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== PC ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx used to have a gaming PC, gifted to him by a buddy-troll in 2023. In March of 2025, Cyraxx broke his PC after a troll tricked him into messing up the motherboard, preventing the system from booting up. Although the PC could be fixed by installing a new motherboard, Cyraxx neither has the money or technical skills to do so, and would instead continuously pester Sally into buying him a new system. So far, Cyraxx still has no gaming PC.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Xbox ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx went through several Xbox consoles over the years, all of which ended up being bricked thanks to his own stupidity and the efforts of buddy-trolls gifting him USB drives and peripherals booby-trapped with killstick devices. So far, Cyraxx bricked &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; Xboxes (three Xbox Series X/S and one Xbox 360), which many see as a true testament to his astonishing greed and gullibility.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Wii ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx had a Wii console, which he started using more frequently after losing both his PC and his Xbox. This console was also bricked after Cyraxx plugged a killstick drive thinking it contained mods.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=339_Lloyd_Street&amp;diff=3184</id>
		<title>339 Lloyd Street</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-28T20:05:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Infestation */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{SpecialMessage|Message=&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not trespass or vandalize their property to piss off Cyraxx, or really even go there in the first place. If the police are called and you are arrested, not only will you give a victory for Cyraxx, but you will most likely become an enemy to all the trolls for giving him a reason to be insufferably smug.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;339 Lloyd Street&#039;&#039;&#039;, Akron, Ohio, is the dwelling of [[Cyraxx]], [[Sally]] and [[Ed]]. It is a small 2-story rental house built in 1913 owned by a landlord named [[Karen]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/339-Lloyd-St-Akron-OH-44301/35444934_zpid/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Karen had the home refurbished in 2023, with new siding and a rebuilt porch.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx has lived there since he moved to Ohio with Sally from Florida around 2008-2009, rarely if ever leaving the confines of the house since he was kicked out of [[Garfield High|high school]]. It is also heavily inferred that Cyraxx is not allowed to leave the house unsupervised. This theory stemmed from a June 2023 video where Sally is seen locking the anti-burglar bars behind her as she leaves the house to talk to the police, as if she was afraid he would attempt to bolt out behind her back.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdn0v-06122023-fence-report-and-landlord-talks-to-police-about-wanting-to-evict-a.html?start=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; What reinforces this is that Sally is known to call the police to file a missing person report whenever she discovered that Cyraxx was absent from the house, such as when he left to fight MusicBizMarty, and when he snuck out of the house on New Year&#039;s Eve to go to the mall hoping to meet his &amp;quot;fiancé&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx&#039;s online infamy and trolling has attracted pranksters, [[Arrest Saga|protesters]], thieves, and unsuspecting scrappers summoned by fake Craigslist ads to their house, much to the residents&#039; and landlord&#039;s dismay. Either due to Cyraxx&#039;s [[Rage|incessant hollering]] or the bedbug infestation in his room, Sally and Ed have moved their bed downstairs into the living room right by the entrance, which is visible in some police bodycam footage. &lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in 2024, Cyraxx&#039;s house was blurred on Google Maps, most likely on the demand of Karen or Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infestation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the Wilkins&#039; neglect of the house, the house is currently ridden by an infestation of bugs and rats. The most apparent are bedbugs, which [[Health and Appearance|Cyraxx is being eaten alive by]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/TcLAU7BEwLw?t=50&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; being almost completely &#039;&#039;covered&#039;&#039; in bites and scabs resulting from him constantly scratching the wounds. In April 2023, it was revealed that Cyraxx keeps a jug of bedbug repellent in his closet, suggesting that the family has attempted to manage the situation. However, bedbugs are extremely difficult to eradicate once they have settled in; at this stage only a professional exterminator would be able to do anything. Although there are many ways bedbugs can infiltrate a home, it is most likely that [[Ed]] unknowingly brought home an infested piece of furniture found on one of his scrap runs, and that Cyraxx&#039;s virtually nonexistent hygiene has provided an ideal breeding environment for the pests. On two separate occasions, rodents have been seen running amongst the piles of junk in the background of Cyraxx&#039;s videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v58jujp-cyraxxs-house-is-infested-with-rodents.-7262024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/KkUPJeYuVIs?t=32&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; A leak of Cyraxx&#039;s supposed search history suggests that they might have bitten him on at least one occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/UkNi2Bl8Eq4?t=139&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://rumble.com/v58jujp-cyraxxs-house-is-infested-with-rodents.-7262024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable incidents ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- Police and scrappers/buyers summoned by troll-made Craigslist ads do not count, as they are not showing up specifically to gawk at or interact with Cyraxx with the intent of trolling. --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With Cyraxx&#039;s growing infamy and his tendency to thoughtlessly provoke his trolls into showing up to his house for fights, 339 Lloyd Street has seen its fair share of visitors, ranging from trolls to various strangers wanting to see the goblin&#039;s lair for themselves. Although most visits are done with the intent of sight-seeing or snooping around the property, there have been a few instances leading to notable reactions from Cyraxx and various incidents.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== MusicBizMarty visits ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MBMChairScribble.png|thumb|253x253px|MusicBizMarty was there]]&lt;br /&gt;
MusicBizMarty has visited Cyraxx&#039;s neighborhood at least 3 times.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;First visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - On September 1st 2021, MusicBizMarty drove to Summit Lake, with the stated intent of squaring things out with Cyraxx in exchange for returning him his PayPal account. While waiting, MusicBizMarty spent some time at a park, where he lamented Cyraxx&#039;s attitude, drove by his house, bought Pizza for the homeless and scribbled on a giant adirondack chair a note warning other park-goers than Cyraxx is a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]]. Meanwhile, Cyraxx refused to leave the house and remained in his attic, streaming and calling Marty a pussy for not showing up right to his doorstep.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Second visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - On January 27th 2022, Cyraxx invites Marty over so he can knock his teeth in.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Cyrax-invites-me-over,-I-accept-his-invitation:5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On the evening of the 28th, Marty duly shows up on time, and in front of Cyraxx&#039;s house. However, Cyraxx&#039;s brash posturing from the previous day was nothing but empty threats,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight:6#b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight#6&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; leaving Marty to stand outside in the dead of the winter for a few minutes, until Cyraxx sent [[Ed]] to the door to tell Marty to leave.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Brisk-walk-in-Akron:7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The following day, Cyraxx appeared on Marty&#039;s panel where he pleaded for him to stop troubling his family, and blamed his visit for a shooting that occurred near his house, refusing to acknowledge that he, in fact, summoned Marty over to his house and pussied out of his own fight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFKD2c6LFw&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Third visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - In the midst of an intense episode of rivalry dubbed the &amp;quot;Drift King War&amp;quot;, Marty decided to rent an Airbnb right around the block from Cyraxx&#039;s house, pretending to be moving in the neighborhood. In response, Cyraxx threatened to murder Marty if he decided to show up in the neighborhood.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/Cyrax-on-MBM-Stream-2023-2-28-(Marty&#039;s-Moving-to-Akron-Part-1):d&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the evening of the 3rd of March 2023, Marty set up a stream on the porch of his rental home while waiting for Cyraxx. Suddenly, Cyraxx appears running down the street, [[Cyraxx Beatdown|fists out and ready to brawl]]. Rather predictably however, Cyraxx is almost immediately pinned down and forced to declare Marty as the king of Akron before running away back to his room.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-3-3-the-king-of-akron:d?t=1870&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Losing a fight so miserably against his archnemesis on livestream inflicted a huge blow to Cyraxx&#039;s ego, who thereafter desperately attempted to change the narrative to claim that he was the victor of the fight, or that Marty fought unfairly.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trespasser ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the middle of the night, on September 6th 2021, the Akron Police Department arrested a man who had pulled over into the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street. Bodycam footage suggests that he was driving recklessly and pulling up into random driveways in an attempt to evade police attention, claiming that 339 was his aunt&#039;s house while the police arrested him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/9-6-2021-body-cam-proof-that-there-was-a:f&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Nobody in the household seemed to have noticed the commotion going on in their driveway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Although nothing suggests that this man had anything do with Cyraxx, trolls started pretending that he was a hired assassin, causing Cyraxx to believe that the trolls had sent a goon to his house in order to kill him in the middle of the night.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Car vandal ===&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2023, someone smashed Sally&#039;s windshield by throwing a brick at it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE5Nmv8sVJQvXsI7vlbx7gfihmLbgPwWC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This incident made Cyraxx peculiarly furious, as he still regularly cites it to this day as one of the trolls&#039; worst misdeeds.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Poison letter ===&lt;br /&gt;
On February 27th 2023, a troll sent a letter containing a powdery substance and a nonsensical riddle claiming that it was poison. Sally called the police, who in response cordoned off the street and sent a significant EMS deployment to 339 Lloyd Street, including a hazmat team&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKS5Yx6SMN4&amp;amp;t=849s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. As it turned out however, the powder in question was nothing but flour. The prank was recieved lukewarmly by trolls, some criticizing it for both causing a huge waste of time and public resources, on top of triggering an emergency situation affecting the entire street.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx did not appear once during the incident, as he was either asleep or too terrified to leave his room. Sally clumsily dealt with the police thinking that MusicBizMarty was behind this prank.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== IP2 streamers ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 11th, 2023, the IP2 streaming group, including controversial YouTubers OnlyUseMeBlade and ChickenAndy, stopped in Akron on their RV journey to pay a visit to Cyraxx.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Overflowing with excitement to see the Goblin of Akron for themselves, they [[Weening|knocked on the door in hopes of having Cyraxx letting them in]], which predictably did not work. Needless to say, Cyraxx was not too pleased with this impromptu visit, and later developed a ridiculous conspiracy theory that they were attempting to kidnap him for human trafficking.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdpgs-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-big-mad-after-the-ip2-rv-visit.-6122023.html?start=59&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== AwareOfMyself ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Arrest Saga]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of 339 Lloyd Street with a sign denouncing Cyraxx for being a pedophile. Cyraxx ran outside to attack AwareOfMyself with a baseball bat, and was subsequently arrested for assault. AwareOfMyself made sure to remain on the sidewalk through the whole ordeal, as to avoid any possibility of Cyraxx using trespassing to justify his attack. Regardless, Cyraxx attempted to falsely claim that Aware of Myself attempted to trespass with a mob of people,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdnhj-cyraxx-desperately-calls-hacking-as-cops-arrive.-6252023.html?start=9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that the sidewalk is within the property line.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/rchFjGn3IMg?t=220&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drones ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[supersayianjim2]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In July 2024, Cyraxx became aware that a YouTuber by the handle supersayianjim2 had been flying drones above his house. For some time, he became extremely paranoid about drones, thinking that these were part of a larger scheme of bombarding his home using incendiary devices. In the meantime, supersayianjim2 escalated things when he started dropping paint jars onto the house&#039;s roof,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/GctrsMcsx8U?t=1827&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; something he or other trolls still do as recently as October 2024. This event also aggravated the home&#039;s other residents, namely [[Ed]], who patrolled the property with a paintball gun.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2024-7-20-Drones-will-be-more-impactful-than-people-recognize,-in-positive-ways-to-help-society.%E2%80%9D--Bill-Gates:e&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Concrete bags ===&lt;br /&gt;
In September 2024, a troll ordered a delivery of concrete bags to 339 Lloyd Street. This prank snowballed into several more trolls sending concrete or large birdfeed bags to be delivered onto the porch, causing it to bow under the weight of all the heavy bags. The deliveries ceased either when the prank naturally lost steam or when trolls realized that the family could resell the concrete for money.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alex T fight ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Alex T]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 14th 2025, TikTok user Alex &amp;quot;Big T&amp;quot; Taffini and his girlfriend hosted a livestream where the two drove to 339 Lloyd Street after being tricked by trolls into believing that Cyraxx was threatening him following a previous, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMilRlL7T2I unsuccessful visit] on May 8th. After a short argument, Alex punches Cyraxx in the face and attempts to attack [[Ed]] while he was calling the police before running away. Interestingly enough, although Alex&#039;s action could constitute a felony, the APD did little to intervene afterward, perhaps showing how fed up they were with the antics going on at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Car vandal 2.png|thumb|217x217px|The damage to the van as shown by Cyraxx.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Car vandal #2 ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 6th 2025, Sally&#039;s minivan was vandalized by unclear means, leaving what looked like light scorch marks on the van&#039;s side. Cyraxx claimed this was an attempt by trolls to torch the car, and later an attempt to blow it up and bomb the house. He tried holding this as the smoking gun that trolls were comitting acts of &amp;quot;terrorism&amp;quot; against him, and raged at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not taking him seriously&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&amp;amp;t=1s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Given the very superficial damage that was nowhere near the gas tank, this is obviously a lie, with some even accusing Cyraxx of being the one that damaged the van in a failed attempt to frame the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Xbox outage ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 20th 2025, Cyraxx received an Xbox through the mail. Little did he know that it was either defective or purposefully rigged, tripping the circuit breaker when he turned it on. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt against him. The incident caused Cyraxx to go on a ridiculous power trip saying that he will take down all trolls and beat law enforcement.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Smashed windows ===&lt;br /&gt;
Between November 29th and December 1st, several window panes on the house and on Sally&#039;s minivan were smashed. Cyraxx responded by threatening to shoot and kill anyone trespassing on the property.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v72hmvw-cyraxx-12-01-25-cvg.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.This also oddly coincided with [[John John|John John&#039;s]] visit to Akron on that Thanksgiving break.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Pedo&amp;quot; graffiti ===&lt;br /&gt;
In December 2025, a troll spay-painted &amp;quot;PEDO&amp;quot; in front of the driveway.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Internet cable ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the evening of January 10th 2026, someone ripped out the coaxial internet cable box from the side of the house, cutting off Internet access to 339 Lloyd Street. Distressed, Cyraxx sent out a message to his group of buddy-trolls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1qadljd/oh_my_looks_like_theres_a_bit_of_turbulence_at/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, begging for someone to let him move in while blaming Sally and Ed for &amp;quot;holding him back in his career and in life&amp;quot;. What can be presumed from the message is that the internet withdrawal caused Cyraxx to lash out at Sally, leading Ed to intervene and causing an argument which may have escalated to a physical fight.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Eviction Threats ==&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s more than obvious that the easiest way to stop the constant trespassing and harassment towards the household would be to get rid of the root cause of it by evicting Cyraxx from the property. Cyraxx is a grown adult and could reasonably be evicted from the household; however, the only thing standing between him and the streets or an institution is Sally&#039;s insistence to keep Cyraxx around.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although Sally seems unwilling to actually get rid of Cyraxx, she will still however threaten him with eviction when she has had enough of the constant harassment the goblin brings upon them. This, so far, has occurred twice:&lt;br /&gt;
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* In June 2023, Sally told Cyraxx that the landlord threatened to evict them unless they cut off the internet. The first thing Cyraxx did naturally [[Intelligence|was to go live on YouTube to beg for money to afford a lawyer]] and fight the landlord&#039;s decision&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdpm7-cyraxx-live-on-kick.-urgent-call-to-action-soon-homeless-give-me-money.-612.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. However, nothing happened afterward, leading some to believe that Sally made up this story in an attempt to coax Cyraxx into moderating his behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
* In October 2024, a leaked phone call between Cyraxx and [[CIA-Hole]] surfaced&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOh9481nwc&amp;amp;t=2s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, in which a panicked Cyraxx claims that Sally and Ed snapped and told him that he was no longer welcome in the house. This phone call generated a significant amount of excitement, with many believing it to be the beginning of the fabled &amp;quot;Homeless Saga&amp;quot;. Eventually, it was revealed to be an older recording unrelated to the events ongoing around the time, and Cyraxx kept going with his business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Homelessness ==&lt;br /&gt;
With no money to his name, no employment history, no basic skills, unchecked mental illness and a lot of burnt bridges with his extended family, it is safe to assume that as soon as Sally passes away, Cyraxx will either be institutionalized, or become homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx is adamant that he will not become homeless, clinging on the delusion that his content will eventually take off and make him rich overnight, or that he will have friends all over the world willing to take him in. Furthermore, he frequently accuses the trolls of conspiring to make him homeless, with the ultimate goal to have him murdered in the streets. While the trolls do express great anticipation at seeing Cyraxx become homeless, they are not &#039;&#039;making&#039;&#039; him homeless, and are certainly not plotting on murdering him this way either. It is evident that given his laziness and ridiculous dependance on his grandmother, Cyraxx would become homeless even if the trolls were not in the picture.&lt;br /&gt;
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While it is evident that the prospect of being kicked out from the relative comfort of Sally&#039;s home is agitating him, Cyraxx certainly is not taking any steps to prevent it from happening. Furthermore, Cyraxx has shown to be completely helpless when left on his own in the outside world. The aforementionned New Year&#039;s Eve trip to the mall was for Cyraxx a harrowing experience. Cyraxx left the house completely unprepared, bringing no money with him, not bothering to check if his phone was sufficiently charged, and running outside in a snowstorm wearing only a thin fall jacket and a beanie. With no money to return home, Cyraxx started wandering around asking shopkeepers and security guards for a phone charger and even to drive him home, almost exactly like a five-year old would act after losing their mom in the store. This new display of pathetic struggle in face of a minor inconvenience was seen by many as a taste of what an eventual &amp;quot;Homeless Saga&amp;quot; would look like for Cyraxx. &lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Cyraxx&#039;s Room]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sally]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ed]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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There are two guarantees whenever Chance opens his mouth: a &#039;&#039;&#039;lie&#039;&#039;&#039; or a projection. For this article we&#039;ll focus more on the former. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you&#039;ve watched almost any piece of media that Chance is featured in, there&#039;s a very good likelihood that he&#039;d have lied in it, whether it’d be to save face, or because it&#039;s the most convenient for him to make. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sometimes it&#039;s difficult to ascertain whenever Chance is lying or is merely being his delusional self that we&#039;ve all grown to hate. There&#039;s also an issue as to whether he repeats his lies because he genuinely believes them, because he wants the audience to believe them, or because he wants &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039; to believe them, as it&#039;s often said; &amp;quot;It&#039;s not a lie if you believe it.&amp;quot; therefore—it&#039;s very possible that he would be repeating these falsehoods just to break through his own psychological barrier and believe the lie through repetition.&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Origins&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; ==&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s unclear when Chance&#039;s habit of lying began, or when it started to increase more and more past the point of no return, while there are some traits that have remained consistent throughout his life (like his [[Intelligence|slow-learning]]), the same can&#039;t be said about his lying habits. He most likely picked up his habits of lying from [[Sally]], in much the same way he picked up on her methods of ignoring problems (that being &#039;if you ignore the problem, it goes away&#039;). Another possible reason is Sally unintentionally making him think that his lies worked by just believing whatever he says.&lt;br /&gt;
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As was stated before, Chance&#039;s [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] are often so strong that it&#039;s hard to tell when he&#039;s lying maliciously or if he genuinely believes what he&#039;s saying. This could just be another coping mechanism he learned as a child, that if you just tell yourself that something else happened for long enough, it&#039;ll become reality in your head, regardless of any contradicting evidence. One piece of evidence that suggests this is Chance perpetually going out of his way to avoid the trolls confronting his version of events, as it could be construed as him not wanting them to shatter whatever delusion he&#039;s concocted in his head about what occurred.&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Methodology&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chance is a pathological liar through and through, and there&#039;s nothing he wouldn&#039;t lie about if he thought it was in his best interest to do so. His lies range from his childhood (such as claiming to be raised by bikers and gangsters), all the way to [[Blind Billy|raping a blind kid in high school]]. Thankfully however, due to his low intelligence, it&#039;s very easy to figure out when he&#039;s lying or not. The most considerable factor is context—For example; If he wants to gain the upper hand in a conversation, he will almost always dish out empty threats. Usually followed by &amp;quot;That&#039;s not a threat, that&#039;s PROMISE!&amp;quot; and other [[Chance-ism|Chance-isms]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chance is a manipulator, so lying is not only second nature to him but also a guarantee during any conversation he has. If a person&#039;s story remains relatively consistent, it&#039;s a sign that they&#039;re telling the truth. Chance will change or even invent new details to fit whatever story he&#039;s trying to tell. When he was caught sending [[Pedophilia|nude pictures to who he thought were minors]], he was adamant that it was illegal entrapment, before soon enough, stating that was because he was hacked, &#039;&#039;to then&#039;&#039; saying that the person said they were 18 years old in the messages, before finally settling on &amp;quot;it was all Photoshop &amp;amp; AI&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another obvious sign of Chance&#039;s deception is his inability to mend stories to actually deceive anyone properly. In other words; It&#039;s clear when he&#039;s lying because he [[Delusions and Ego|has no clue how anything works]], so anyone with a modicum of life experience can see the gaping plot holes in any narrative he spins. Such as when he claimed that music artists copy other artists&#039; songs &#039;all the time&#039; without having to necessarily purchase the rights to them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/rqTVJ0XYYJQ?si=8-bxGpMQHB9niUPp&amp;amp;t=9714&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;Manipulation&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; ==&lt;br /&gt;
When looking at Chance for the first time, your natural instinct might be to feel sorry for him because of his abnormal [[Health and Appearance|appearance]], and Chance is not only aware of this but also uses it to his advantage to garner sympathy from onlookers and to (hopefully) deter the trolls away from him. &amp;quot;Don&#039;t judge a book by its cover&amp;quot; is the quote that&#039;s often used to describe people with similarly abnormal appearances, but it&#039;s often used towards people who are much more kinder and &amp;quot;beautiful&amp;quot; on the inside, however—Chance—is a text book example of the cover definitely matching the book, as his personality is &#039;&#039;just&#039;&#039; as ugly as him. It&#039;s also unclear whether he makes himself look as unkempt and unhealthy as possible to further fish for sympathy from people, especially when he blames the trolls on the causes of his many conditions like eczema.&lt;br /&gt;
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While Cyraxx may certainly not be the brightest bulb in the box, he has on the occasion shown to be fairly cunning when trying to manipulate people. For instance, he once attempted to weaponize the trolls against someone by making a video thanking them for making a sizeable donation to him, being aware that donating gifts or money to Cyraxx is a sure-fire way of getting doxxed and harassed by trolls. Thankfully for the target however, trolls saw through Cyraxx&#039;s lie and refrained from attacking the person.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Suicide baiting ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cyraxx on Youtube. Yall need to leave me the f ck alone . 3 9 2024. Poor little Mr PDFile Lolcow... 0-27 screenshot.png|thumb|297x297px|Chance attempting to look distraught]]&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx frequently and disgracefully uses suicide as has a manipulation tool to obtain what he wants. While he used this tactic on a few occasions against trolls, he also more concerningly uses it against [[Sally]] to emotionally blackmail her. During a panel dated June 2024, Cyraxx was heard threatening Sally that he would kill himself if she were to move out of Akron without him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v51x3d9-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-a-super-drunk-n-word-boi-appears.-61.html?start=3861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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During another panel with Marty and [[Shmeckle Cat]], Cyraxx would refer to another &#039;suicide attempt&#039; he had off-camera, when asked by Shmeckle about the lack of visible cut marks, he would respond &amp;quot;There isn&#039;t any because my family stopped me before I could do anything!&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Runaway threats ===&lt;br /&gt;
During arguments with Sally, some of which were caught on audio thanks to Cyraxx neglecting to either pause or mute his livestreams whenever he is called downstairs, Cyraxx has often threatened to pack his things and run away. However, Sally is not moved by such threats, as she is well aware that Cyraxx would never go out in the world on his own, much less survive without her help. This is also another display of Chance&#039;s extreme immaturity and arrested development, somehow thinking that running away from the house would still be even a threat as a man in his 30&#039;s, or that his departure would be a loss for the household.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Emotional &amp;quot;Breakdowns&amp;quot; ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is infamous for his frequent attempts at elliciting sympathy by acting distraught and faking emotional breakdowns on camera. For the most part, these acts of distress are aimed at audiences unfamiliar with his past and reputation, hoping that someone will take pity and fly to his rescue. However, Cyraxx is equally infamous for being a terrible actor; for one, there are no tears present when he&#039;s doing this act which brings us to the second issue: he&#039;ll often switch from &amp;quot;crying&amp;quot; to angry on a dime, which should tell you pretty easily that it&#039;s just poor acting, and further highlights the lengths he&#039;ll go to to gain pity. He also constantly flip-flops between dominating the trolls and being utterly crushed by them, further highlighting the contradictions of his delusions. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx also uses this tactic as a defense mechanism against stressful situations, such as interactions with trolls or police officers. In this case, his objective is to look as miserable and harmless as possible to appease or garner pity from the target, or make them so uncomfortable with his display of abject misery that they just decide to leave.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Factitious behavior ===&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has a habit of pretending to be sick or injured, or greatly exaggerate the extent of health issues he does have, to pity people into leaving him alone or to fish for sympathy. In 2014, Cyraxx had a freakout while staying the weekend at [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]]&#039;s house after his wife, Jenny, refused to take him to the hospital for a pimple on his leg that Cyraxx thought was gangrena. A few years later, Cyraxx accused Jenny of potentially leaving him to die by refusing to take him to the hospital for his leg &amp;quot;infection&amp;quot;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx repeateadly attempted to make the trolls feel bad about him by complaining about his leg being infected and causing him excruciating pain, saying that doctors told him that it could fall off if untreated. This is of course complete nonsense, especially so when Cyraxx claims that the cause of his self-diagnosed infection is either stress-induced eczema going septic because of the trolls messing with him online, or lack of movement from being &amp;quot;trapped&amp;quot; in the house due to Cyraxx fearing that trolls will ambush him as soon as he steps outside. While Cyraxx greatly exaggerates how bad his leg feels, unsavory photo evidence show however that it is presenting signs of infection, especially on the foot. Regardless however, Cyraxx&#039;s leg infection is most certainly caused by the extremely unsanitary conditions in which he festers, being regularly bitten by pests and refusing to clean himself, or wearing the same clothes for up to a week sometimes. And even if we were to buy his lie that his septic eczema flare-ups are caused by trolls stressing him, he could easily make it better simply by staying off the Internet since it causes him so much pain, but Cyraxx would seemingly rather lose his leg than to stop messing around online.  &lt;br /&gt;
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While some people have theorized that Cyraxx exhibits behaviors consistent with Factitious disorder (also known as the Munchausen syndrome), it is unlikely that he actually has this disorder, as he always feigns illness with clear intent and objectives in mind, as opposed to doing so strictly impulsively.  &lt;br /&gt;
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== &amp;lt;big&amp;gt;List of notable lies&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; ==&lt;br /&gt;
Below is a list of lies and half-truths that Cyraxx constantly repeats whenever he thinks he is adressing someone that is not familiar with his reputation, or when he is pandering his delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx was sexually assaulted in high school &#039;&#039;&#039;: In 2022, Cyraxx regularly claimed that he was sexually assaulted by a fellow legally blind classmate nicknamed Blind Billy. Blind Billy came forward on a panel with MusicBizMarty about the story, where he says that it was Cyraxx that sexually assaulted him, a version substantiated by a former classmate, [[Elspeth]]. While Billy&#039;s side of the story was widely taken as truth due to Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as both a pathological liar and a sexual deviant, some felt that Billy was not being fully transparent either. This led to a theory that Cyraxx and Blind Billy decided to experiment that night, but were overcome with shame afterward and thus made up the rape story as a cover-up. Regardless, Cyraxx&#039;s story was an obvious lie due to his extremely nonchalant demeanor about such a traumatizing experience, and the incoherences in his narrative (such as claiming that he was removed from high school for his own safety, as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy, and the fact that Billy&#039;s vision was extremely limited, and thus would have found it really difficult to perform sexual acts on Cyraxx in the dark).&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx was swatted&#039;&#039;&#039; : This is a half truth; while a troll indeed called the police with a false emergency, Cyraxx greatly exagerates the force of the response. He regularly claims that police responded fully clad with body armor and rifles, and that they held him at gun point for several minutes. However, bodycam footage from the intervention instead shows the officers securing the outside of the house with flashlights, and then telling Chance to come outside to be patted. At no point did the police draw any weapon, nor did they employed force against Cyraxx&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[File:CyraxxSwatBodycam.mp4|left|thumb|180x180px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Trolls tried to kill Cyraxx/Cyraxx was shot at&#039;&#039;&#039; : A full blown lie which he will likely stick to until his ultimate demise. Cyraxx here refers to several events in which he believed or was influenced to believe that he was almost murdered by the trolls:&lt;br /&gt;
** On September 6th 2021, when a man was arrested in the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street while evading the police&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e?view=content&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. William Gloryhole released the bodycam footage of the intervention, assorted with various comments pretending that the man was a hired assasin sent to kill Cyraxx. Naturally, Cyraxx fully believed it and used this unrelated arrest at his doorstep as proof that trolls were putting his life in danger.&lt;br /&gt;
** On January 28th 2022, a drive-by shooting occured down the street from 339, critically injuring a young boy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/bodycams-from-shooting-at-the-corner-of:6?t=339&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. After going out to gawk at the crime scene, Cyraxx made a tearful video saying that those bullets were likely meant for him and blamed the trolls for the shooting, further encouraged by [[Sally]] who also believed that trolls were involved.&lt;br /&gt;
** On November 3rd 2022, Cyraxx was startled by a loud noise in his room during a livestream&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The next day, Cyraxx claimed that it was from a shot fired through his window and accused MusicBizMarty of hiring a hitman to assassinate him.This would kick off a saga known as the [[Assassination Incident]], which Cyraxx still talks about to this day. Despite claiming that the bullet was still lodged in his matress, he consistently refused to show said bullet, coming up with a myriad of excuses to deflect questions or just pleading people to believe him.&lt;br /&gt;
** In September 2025, Cyraxx claims that he was the target of two bombing attempts with &amp;quot;improvised explosive devices&amp;quot;;&lt;br /&gt;
*** On September 6th, Sally&#039;s minivan was vandalized, leaving dark stains on the side resembling scorch marks. Cyraxx first claimed it was arson, but later revised his story to pretend that it was an attempt to kill him and his family by making the van explode&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&amp;amp;t=1s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Given the photo evidence shared by Cyraxx, this story is ludicrous at best, as the damage to the van is extremely superficial, and not consistent at all with a supposed attempt to ignite the car. Furthermore, there is strong suspicion that Cyraxx was actually the one that damaged the van in a feeble attempt to frame the trolls and convince the Akron Police Department to go after them.&lt;br /&gt;
*** On September 20th, Cyraxx recived a brand new Xbox in the mail for his birthday. Little did he know however that it was booby-trapped to trip the breaker of the house, plunging the entire family in the dark. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx cried that the xbox was an &amp;quot;improvised explosive device&amp;quot; meant to set the house on fire&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6z7h7o-cyraxx-09-19-25-very-mad-about-an-exploding-xbox.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Cyraxx further adds that he called the police about the matter, and that they told him to keep the Xbox in a box outside until they sent someone to retrieve it, something no actual cop would say to anyone facing legitimate bomb threat.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx attempted to take his own life&#039;&#039;&#039; : This is completely untrue. As previously mentioned, Cyraxx has a history of using suicide-baiting to manipulate people. When Cyraxx says that he has attempted to &amp;quot;take his life&amp;quot;, he may refer to the following events:&lt;br /&gt;
**On April 11th 2021, Cyraxx was exposed on [[MusicBizMarty]]&#039;s panel for cheating on [[Strawberry Sunshine]] (his current girlfriend at the time) with a woman called &amp;quot;Cindy Lu&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@BastardtheGreen:3/FileNo20210411:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; - Chance, when confronted with his infidelity, decided to leave and return holding an object to his throat in the fashion of a knife. When the situation was defused however, Cyraxx eventually admitted that it was just a sharpie, which was met with laughter. Chance would later refer to this incident as a suicide attempt despite it being nothing but a cop-out to avoid taking accountability for his lack of loyalty towards his significant other.&lt;br /&gt;
**On July 18th 2025, Cyraxx claimed that he once attempted to take his own life five years prior because of the trolls by overdosing on pills, and was only saved because Sally found him lying uncouncious and rushed him to the hospital. It was later discovered that he stole the story from the time [[Ed]] overdosed on painkillers&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6wcjai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-another-thing-i-failed-at.-7182025.-he-stole-eds-od-stor.html?start=663&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Trolls broke into Sally&#039;s bank account and stole money from it&#039;&#039;&#039; : Cyraxx has repeatedly claimed that trolls have stolen money from Sally by hacking into her bank account, which is an obvious lie. In reality, Cyraxx stole Sally&#039;s debit or credit card while she was in the hospital in 2023 to buy Fortnite skins and various digital trinkets, and likely tried to lie to Sally by saying it was trolls when she eventually found several unexpected withdrawals on her statement.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx and his family have called the police 113 times over a certain period&#039;&#039;&#039; : This is a half-truth. Cyraxx frequently brings this up as &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot; that the Akron Police Department is being negligent by leaving him and his family to fend for themselves. While the APD had indeed been called 113 times, this number represents all of the calls about 339 Lloyd Street, including actual emergencies and calls made by trolls or concerned onlookers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Friends from all over the world&#039;&#039;&#039;: Cyraxx has a habit of mentioning &amp;quot;very good friends of his&amp;quot; that are never named, and most likely don&#039;t even exist. It&#039;s only done so he can appear more sociable and to [[Ego|convince himself that everyone on the internet doesn&#039;t despise him]], and most of his &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; aren&#039;t actually buddy trolls. [[Zak Hussein]] is another infamous example of Chance pretending to be friends with people who don&#039;t even know him. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx is an army brat&#039;&#039;&#039; : This is not true, at least in the way Cyraxx presents it. Cyraxx claims his status as an &amp;quot;army brat&amp;quot; from his former stepfather, [[Gordon Wilkins]], who had a career in the army. However, Gordon was only in Chance&#039;s life for four years, between the ages of 4 and 8 years old, and was self-admitedly largely uninvested in raising Chance. Furthermore, Cyraxx often brags that his &amp;quot;military background&amp;quot; taught him the use of firearms and combat, which is evidently a lie. The only gun Cyraxx manned in his life was a small-caliber hunting rifle, [[Gun Incident|which he used to dry-fire at the camera hoping to intimidate the trolls]]. After this, Sally confiscated the rifle, and it was never seen again. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Blame_Katie&amp;diff=3180</id>
		<title>Blame Katie</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-19T04:26:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* The end */&lt;/p&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Blame Katie&#039;&#039;&#039; is a troll known for her schemes involving getting Cyraxx on panel along with [[MusicBizMarty]] or [[William Gloryhole]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Blame Katie&#039;s first interaction with Cyraxx dates back to the summer of 2024, where she played the role of Ms. Kelly in the [[YouTube Hate Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
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She would not be known as Blame Katie until June the next year, when she once again approached Cyraxx under the guise of a music producer. After leading on Cyraxx for some time, she eventually dropped the mask and openly ridiculed him alongside William Gloryhole. From this point on, Blame Katie would host panels where she invited Cyraxx to make a fool of himself with made-up situations, somewhat reminiscent of [[MusicBizMarty]]&#039;s panels. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== April ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 5th 2025, Cyraxx made a vindictive video where he attempts to emotionally blackmail Katie into joining him in his fight against the trolls, or else have her life ruined&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6uc7fd-cyraxx-on-yt.-join-me-katie.-youtube-deleted.-652025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He would also attempt to guilt-trip her with a made-up story about a woman, April, that supposedly took her own life after Cyraxx turned his back on her back in March due to being (rightfully) afraid that she was a troll, only to be [[Intelligence|wrought with regret thinking that she might&#039;ve been a real woman after all]]. A few days later, Katie invited Cyraxx on a panel with a troll playing the role of April&#039;s sister, Avery, who reveals that she found a suicide letter from April blaming Cyraxx for pushing her to take her own life after relentlessely harassing her over a gaming laptop. Predictably, Cyraxx attempts to hijack the conversation to make April&#039;s suicide all about himself, but most importantly to blame the trolls for her death. Shocked, Avery scolds Cyraxx for his selfishness, triggering a rage fit where the Goblin tells her that she should have died along with her sister&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6ujvv1-clip-of-cyraxx-live-on-katies-panel.-chance-wishes-aprils-sister-to-die-lik.html?start=173&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and wishes her to be harassed by the trolls like he is, despite the previous day saying that he wouldn&#039;t wish his worst enemy what he endured.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== The end ===&lt;br /&gt;
In late June, Blame Katie disappeared off the internet after being targeted by a group of malicious trolls over drama that is largely beyond the scope of this wiki, leading to her and relatives getting doxxed and harassed&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1lnq5up/william_gloryhole_addresses_the_blame/?utm_source=share&amp;amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;amp;utm_term=1&amp;amp;utm_content=share_button&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxUEQLcNWWeaNxwYRP4CwqdWaAlFc_wb98?si=9n00qQ4iHf3M7-5t&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The damage to her privacy and the harassment she was enduring since was enough that she decided to leave the internet, and has not returned since.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3169</id>
		<title>Cassandra</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-08T19:48:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Trolling */&lt;/p&gt;
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Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night. &lt;br /&gt;
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Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra&#039;s back to his buddy-troll Discord group. Cyraxx was at this point likely keeping Cassandra around hoping to get more gifts from her, and to have consersational company to show his penis to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Cassandra Files ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx. &amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mAVAKdYu8&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Highlights ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for &#039;&#039;hours&#039;&#039; every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.&lt;br /&gt;
** Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she&#039;d tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a &amp;quot;really long time ago&amp;quot;. When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was &amp;quot;young&amp;quot; back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while &amp;quot;cleaning an old guy&#039;s house&amp;quot; with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients&#039; properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty&#039;s passing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William&#039;s livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as a predator.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx would send photos of his penis dated from 5 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that &amp;quot;it still looks good and it still works&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx&#039;s vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that  Cyraxx may know deep down that he&#039;s just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain his delusion so that he can better preserve his delusion world.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
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		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3168</id>
		<title>Cassandra</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-07T04:03:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* The Cassandra Files */&lt;/p&gt;
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Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night. &lt;br /&gt;
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Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra&#039;s back to his buddy-troll Discord group while still keeping her around presumably hoping to get more presents, and having someone to send penis pictures to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Cassandra Files ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx. &amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mAVAKdYu8&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Highlights ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for &#039;&#039;hours&#039;&#039; every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.&lt;br /&gt;
** Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she&#039;d tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a &amp;quot;really long time ago&amp;quot;. When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was &amp;quot;young&amp;quot; back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while &amp;quot;cleaning an old guy&#039;s house&amp;quot; with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients&#039; properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty&#039;s passing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William&#039;s livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as a predator.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx would send photos of his penis dated from 5 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that &amp;quot;it still looks good and it still works&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx&#039;s vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that  Cyraxx may know deep down that he&#039;s just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain his delusion so that he can better preserve his delusion world.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Template:NewsList</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-05T02:28:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;newstable&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 100%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;width: 140px;&amp;quot; | Date !! News&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-02-04|| Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the &#039;&#039;Libs Of TikTok&#039;&#039; Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI &lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3165</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-03T03:30:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Blind Billy */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you mean &#039;&#039;physically,&#039;&#039; Cyraxx has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are talking emotionally and behaviorally, then that is a whole different story. Cyraxx displays frequent emotional volatility, poor regulation of reactions, defensive grandiosity, attention-seeking engagement with critics, and chronic conflict escalation online, which is observable in his many [[Controversy|incidents]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacking [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Allegedly raping a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Trying to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Being insanely racist, or generally every kind of &amp;quot;-ist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rage|Physically and verbally abusing]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubbornness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only is the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from trolling the Goblin. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his [[Politics|death threats against law enforcement agents]]. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested by the federal authorities. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be truthful, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misconceptions and rumors ==&lt;br /&gt;
This section goes over some misconceptions or otherwise unconfirmed rumors and theories that are circulating within the community. Due to the seemingly bottomless abyss that is Cyraxx&#039;s depravity, anything might seem plausible with him no matter how far fetched, making it easy for observers to immediately jump to the worst case scenario. Furthermore, it is also difficult to determine if something is true or not solely based on Cyraxx&#039;s responses. Because he is both extremely reactionary and known to constanty seek attention through confrontation, Cyraxx will react the same to anything that might tarnish his name, regardless of if it is true or not. For lies made by Cyraxx himself, refer to this [[Lying#List of notable lies|section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cyraxx comitted bestiality ===&lt;br /&gt;
For years, theories have circulated that Cyraxx attempted to commit sexual acts on the family dog, Bandit, but without much more than a few rumors to back those claims. In 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx occasionally had to be locked in his room to keep him separate from Bandit whenever they had to be left home alone. Although Ed did not precise the reason for why such measures had to be taken, this revelation strongly reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx attempted to perform sexual acts on Bandit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not unreasonable to assume that Cyraxx would engage in bestiality given his overall paraphilia track record, there are also many more possible reasons as to why Cyraxx had to be locked away from Bandit. For instance, his [[rage]] fits or clumsiness could have endangered Bandit on a few occasions. Furthermore, Ed also revealed that Bandit almost died from eating rotten leftovers that had piled up in Cyraxx&#039;s bedroom, not to mention the various bugs and pests infesting the Goblin&#039;s lair. As such, the door likely had to be locked as a way to prevent Bandit from wandering into Cyraxx&#039;s superfund site of a room, or inversely prevent Cyraxx from bringing him upstairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Jake]] and Cyraxx had sexual relations ===&lt;br /&gt;
Jake and Cyraxx&#039;s friendship was often described by observers as being overly promiscuous and extravagant for two platonic friends, leading to suspicions of the two having underlying romantic feelings for each other. At some unknown point, Sally caught Jake and Cyraxx on his bedroom floor doing what was described as &amp;quot;WWE wrestling, but it was weird&amp;quot;. This could indeed hint at extremely inappropriate or even erotic activities in nature, but there is nothing here that confirms that the two outright had sex with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This rumor was also popularized by a MusicBizMarty livestream where he accuses Cyraxx of granting Jake sexual favors in exchange for gifts and pizza dinners. Again, there is no concrete evidence behind this statement, and it could have just been a made-up story to get a reaction out of Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Blind Billy]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Blind Billy incident is a particularly heated controversy where Cyraxx allegedly raped a legally-blind classmate, nicknamed Blind Billy, during a sleepover at his house. The story was brought to light when Cyraxx tried to impress a catfish girlfriend by telling her that he was the one raped by Blind Billy like it was some banal anecdote about a long-past gaffe. Little did he know that MusicBizMarty would get ahold of Blind Billy and interview him on livestream, where he accused Cyraxx of lying and being the one that has raped him. Due to Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as both a proven sexual deviant and a compulsive liar, Blind Billy&#039;s side of the story was largely taken as truth. However, the truth may not be as clear as it seems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is evident that Cyraxx was lying about being the victim due to the many inconsistencies in his story (such as being removed from school for &amp;quot;his own safety&amp;quot; as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy), many have also questionned Billy&#039;s side of the story due to his seemingly nonchalant demeanor and contradictions with retellings by other fellow classmates that have spoken on the matter (namely that Cyraxx was not expelled and that neither the school nor law enforcement was seemingly involved). Some have theorized that the two spontaneously decided to experiment with each other, and that after being overcome with uneasiness, they made up the rape story to cover up the embarassment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of the truth, this is an extremely delicate topic to handle due to the nature of the accusations, and Cyraxx is a well-known sociopath ready to take advantage of and twist anything to boast his image. As such, there may never be a definitive answer to the questions surrounding this controversy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit. However, asking directly for Cyraxx&#039;s latest channel or socials is generally frowned upon, as it is somewhat of a taboo within the community to publicly share his socials to reduce traffic and potential subscribers.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3164</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3164"/>
		<updated>2026-02-03T03:29:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you mean &#039;&#039;physically,&#039;&#039; Cyraxx has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are talking emotionally and behaviorally, then that is a whole different story. Cyraxx displays frequent emotional volatility, poor regulation of reactions, defensive grandiosity, attention-seeking engagement with critics, and chronic conflict escalation online, which is observable in his many [[Controversy|incidents]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacking [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Allegedly raping a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Trying to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Being insanely racist, or generally every kind of &amp;quot;-ist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rage|Physically and verbally abusing]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubbornness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only is the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from trolling the Goblin. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his [[Politics|death threats against law enforcement agents]]. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested by the federal authorities. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be truthful, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Misconceptions and rumors ==&lt;br /&gt;
This section goes over some misconceptions or otherwise unconfirmed rumors and theories that are circulating within the community. Due to the seemingly bottomless abyss that is Cyraxx&#039;s depravity, anything might seem plausible with him no matter how far fetched, making it easy for observers to immediately jump to the worst case scenario. Furthermore, it is also difficult to determine if something is true or not solely based on Cyraxx&#039;s responses. Because he is both extremely reactionary and known to constanty seek attention through confrontation, Cyraxx will react the same to anything that might tarnish his name, regardless of if it is true or not. For lies made by Cyraxx himself, refer to this [[Lying#List of notable lies|section]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Cyraxx comitted bestiality ===&lt;br /&gt;
For years, theories have circulated that Cyraxx attempted to commit sexual acts on the family dog, Bandit, but without much more than a few rumors to back those claims. In 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx occasionally had to be locked in his room to keep him separate from Bandit whenever they had to be left home alone. Although Ed did not precise the reason for why such measures had to be taken, this revelation strongly reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx attempted to perform sexual acts on Bandit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is not unreasonable to assume that Cyraxx would engage in bestiality given his overall paraphilia track record, there are also many more possible reasons as to why Cyraxx had to be locked away from Bandit. For instance, his [[rage]] fits or clumsiness could have endangered Bandit on a few occasions. Furthermore, Ed also revealed that Bandit almost died from eating rotten leftovers that had piled up in Cyraxx&#039;s bedroom, not to mention the various bugs and pests infesting the Goblin&#039;s lair. As such, the door likely had to be locked as a way to prevent Bandit from wandering into Cyraxx&#039;s superfund site of a room, or inversely prevent Cyraxx from bringing him upstairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Jake]] and Cyraxx had sexual relations ===&lt;br /&gt;
Jake and Cyraxx&#039;s friendship was often described by observers as being overly promiscuous and extravagant for two platonic friends, leading to suspicions of the two having underlying romantic feelings for each other. At some unknown point, Sally caught Jake and Cyraxx on his bedroom floor doing what was described as &amp;quot;WWE wrestling, but it was weird&amp;quot;. This could indeed hint at extremely inappropriate or even erotic activities in nature, but there is nothing here that confirms that the two outright had sex with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This rumor was also popularized by a MusicBizMarty livestream where he accuses Cyraxx of granting Jake sexual favors in exchange for gifts and pizza dinners. Again, there is no concrete evidence behind this statement, and it could have just been a made-up story to get a reaction out of Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Blind Billy]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Blind Billy incident is a particularly heated controversy where Cyraxx allegedly raped a legally-blind classmate, nicknamed Blind Billy, during a sleepover at his house. The story was brought to light when Cyraxx tried to impress a catfish girlfriend by telling her that he was the one raped by Blind Billy like it was some banal anecdote about a long-past gaffe. Little did he know that MusicBizMarty would get ahold of Blind Billy and interview him on livestream, where he accused Cyraxx of lying and being the one that has raped him. Due to Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as both a proven sexual deviant and a compulsive liar, Blind Billy&#039;s side of the story was largely taken as truth. However, the truth may not be as clear as it seems.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is evident that Cyraxx was lying about being the victim due to the many inconsistencies in his story (such as being removed from school for &amp;quot;his own safety&amp;quot; as opposed to the more logical outcome of expelling Billy), many have also questionned Billy&#039;s side of the story due to his seemingly nonchalant demeanor and contradictions with retellings by other fellow classmates that have spoken on the matter (namely that Cyraxx was not expelled and that neither teachers nor law enforcement was seemingly involved). Some have theorized that the two spontaneously decided to experiment with each other, and that after being overcome with uneasiness, they made up the rape story to cover up the embarassment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of the truth, this is an extremely delicate topic to handle due to the nature of the accusations, and Cyraxx is a well-known sociopath ready to take advantage of and twist anything to boast his image. As such, there may never be a definitive answer to the questions surrounding this controversy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit. However, asking directly for Cyraxx&#039;s latest channel or socials is generally frowned upon, as it is somewhat of a taboo within the community to publicly share his socials to reduce traffic and potential subscribers.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3163</id>
		<title>Cassandra</title>
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		<updated>2026-02-01T17:38:06Z</updated>

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Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra&#039;s back to his buddy-troll Discord group while still keeping her around presumably hoping to get more presents, and having someone to send penis pictures to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Cassandra Files ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Highlights ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows to be impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for &#039;&#039;hours&#039;&#039; every day and even watching her sleep over live video.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while listening to a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a &amp;quot;really long time ago&amp;quot;. When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by insisting &amp;quot;I was young&amp;quot;. It should also be noted that the mentioned show features a [[Pedophilia|14 year-old girl as its main character]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while &amp;quot;cleaning an old guy&#039;s house&amp;quot; with Sally and Ed. Given that [[Ed]] previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients&#039; properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, it is most likely that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty&#039;s passing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William&#039;s livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx&#039;s reputation as a predator.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx&#039;s vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3162</id>
		<title>Cassandra</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3162"/>
		<updated>2026-01-30T21:15:37Z</updated>

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Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The best part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days after the Mall Incident, Cyraxx was once again convinced that Cassandra was not a catfish by being told the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Cassandra Files ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Highlights ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows to be impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for &#039;&#039;hours&#039;&#039; every day and even watching her sleep over live video.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx makes Cassandra listen to a hip-hop-like song and brags about finding it on a Disney Channel show &amp;quot;a long time ago&amp;quot;. When Cassandra asks how long ago exactly, Cyraxx says 4-5 years. Revealing that he was 30 years old and listening to TV shows aimed at adolescents, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment saying how &amp;quot;young&amp;quot; he was at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx tells her that he must let Sally know about the upcoming package then runs downstairs into the kitchen with his laptop. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty&#039;s passing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs, and that Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx&#039;s vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3160</id>
		<title>Cassandra</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Cassandra&amp;diff=3160"/>
		<updated>2026-01-29T03:28:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: Created page with &amp;quot;{{WIP}}  Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The best part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.  == Trolling == In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel wa...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The best part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by [[William Gloryhole]] to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days after the Mall Incident, Cyraxx was once again convinced that Cassandra was not a catfish by being told she was blackmailed by trolls to act against him. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades about how he supposedly heard Cassandra screaming from the back of a white van in the mall parking lot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from Cyraxx, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Cassandra Files ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/1-26-2026---The-Cassandra-Files.:2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Highlights ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Cyraxx shows to be impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for &#039;&#039;hours&#039;&#039; every day.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Cassandra talks about the racing wheel, Cyraxx tells Cassandra that he needs to ask Sally if he can recieve the gift. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him. &lt;br /&gt;
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty&#039;s passing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3151</id>
		<title>Politics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3151"/>
		<updated>2026-01-24T05:13:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* I.C.E. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Short}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article will, inevitably, be subject to a lot of bias. Keep in mind when writing this that the point of this article is to rag on &#039;&#039;Chance&#039;s&#039;&#039; beliefs, not anyone else&#039;s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since his early presence on the internet, [[Chance Wilkins |Chance]] has been sparsely vocal about &#039;&#039;&#039;politics&#039;&#039;&#039;. Chance is vaguely a libertarian, as his views are mostly just run-of-the-mill anti-government sentiment but with the additional lack of any sort of nuance or critical thought applied to them due to his [[Intelligence|lack of ability to comprehend either]] and [[Delusions and Ego|refusal to believe he&#039;s wrong]], a prime example of this being that he believes taxes shouldn&#039;t exist because his flawed math led him to believe someone making $20-25k a year with taxes could earn over $7 billion without taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Cyraxx&#039;s political points are usually regurgitated from online publications such as [[Facebook]] posts. Many have also noted that Cyraxx&#039;s political speeches often coincide with recent embarrassments or personal [[Controversy|controversies]], suggesting that he might do this to both divert attention while also [[Delusions and Ego|parading as an enlightened contrarian against the ignorant masses]]. Given his extremely self-centered personality, Cyraxx may not have any honest political beliefs or orientation, only retaining whatever he thinks might serve him in the spur of the moment to reinforce his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Geopolitics ==&lt;br /&gt;
On April 26th 2024, Cyraxx recorded a video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWIFK_2pOo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of a short-lived podcast he created as an attempt to build a more mainstream platform to denounce and talk smack about the trolls. Here, he goes on a rambling rant about so-called wokeness in the US Army making the armed forces weak, encouraging for the return of more severe training practices such as hazing. Cyraxx here attempts to imitate the average divisive political pundit, but shows a complete lack of knowledge or understanding about the US armed forces, notably using video game-related terms to describe positions in the army and mistaking recruiters for drill instructors. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 21st 2024, Cyraxx went live on Twitter/X &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo5TYmGyKE&amp;amp;t=34s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpSuNouXrc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to make a dramatic plea for the entire world to stop fighting and just get along, having been inspired to do so after supposedly seeing a video of a Ukrainian teenager getting forcefully removed from his home to be drafted in the army. It should be noted that this live came after a series of videos where Cyraxx blamed society as a whole for trolls and his failures in a pseudo-political manner, perhaps feeling inspired to act as some sort of world peace advocate afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a video recorded on Jul 22, 2024, he advocates for the the US to invade Russia and North Korea to depose Putin and Kim Jong Un and poses us the question why all the countries with nukes &amp;quot;Just don&#039;t give them up,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3GpAiPFxQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; demonstrating a sub-brick level of understanding of geopolitics. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Policy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Another example of this is him ranting about zero tolerance gun laws, where he argues against them by saying that they unjustly arrest people for defending themselves against attackers,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2014-5-20-Zero-Tolerance-Law:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confusing them with [[wikipedia:Duty_to_retreat|duty to retreat laws]] as zero tolerance laws regulate gun ownership, not self-defense. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I.C.E. ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|To any ICE agent that thinks they&#039;re gonna come into my home, and terrorize me and my family, you will be met with lethal force. I will kill on sight.|Cyraxx threatening to kill ICE agents simply for showing up to 339 Lloyd Street. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?start=56&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2026, Cyraxx posted a video in which he threatens to shoot and kill any Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent attempting to set foot on his property&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This video was done in the midst of an episode of heightened popular tension against the ICE due to their rampant abuse of power and the shooting of a Minneapolis left-wing activist in highly questionable circumstances. Cyraxx was ostensibly attempting to exploit the latest headlines to seek attention, since it would be quite off-character of him to get involved in an issue that not only far surpasses his critical thinking and comprehension abilities, but that also does not [[Ego|directly affect him]]. As a matter of fact, he believes that the ICE&#039;s task is to combat drug trafficking, confusing its role with the [[wikipedia:Drug_Enforcement_Administration|DEA]].&#039;s. He furthermore makes no mention of key points like the immigrants they target or the killed activist that had recently made the headlines, hinting that his understanding of the agency is limited to guys taking people from the street and killing at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an amusing aside, Cyraxx shows the audience his idea of a bug out bag (essentially an emergency short-term survival kit). Although it contains no food or water, it comes with two laptops, a screwdriver, five different ways to start a fire and CDs to use a makeshift shurikens. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, the video was reposted on Twitter/X by far-right pundit Chaya Raichik on her &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; account, using Cyraxx as a strawman of the anti-ICE movement and the left wing in general. &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; eventually discovered about Cyraxx&#039;s previous arrests and his history of [[Pedophilia|predatory behaviors]], exposing his sordid past to several millions of users. This marked the first time that Cyraxx became viral to a mainstream audience, even briefly reaching the top 5 of the most trending topics on Twitter/X. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Cyraxx being a misogynist as well as making copious use of [[Bigotry|racial and antisemitic slurs]], other right-wing pundits depicted him as being left-wing and &amp;quot;woke&amp;quot; solely on the basis of his video against the ICE. It should be reminded that Cyraxx is far too self-centered and sheltered to develop any genuine political opinion. He simply parrots whatever&#039;s currently relevant for attention seeking and nothing else, regardless of the issue&#039;s position on the political compass. Notwithstanding the ICE.&#039;s reputation, Cyraxx&#039;s video was extremely reckless at the very best. If he wanted to speak out against the issue, he could have chosen to encourage people to stay safe or simply say that ICE agents would be turned back and not allowed in. However, Cyraxx did not want to miss the opportunity to stroke his ego by playing &amp;quot;Billy badass&amp;quot; and threatening to shoot and kill people. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx responded to Libs Of TikTok in a video by making empty threats, seemingly thinking that she is a liberal herself based on the account&#039;s name alone&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74oagu-cyraxx-01-21-26-lib-of-tiktok.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely after realizing that becoming viral for threatening to murder federal agents was most likely gonna bring some &#039;&#039;big&#039;&#039; trouble to his doorstep, Cyraxx attempted to lie his way out by saying The Libs of TikTok of &amp;quot;chopped up&amp;quot; the audio to make it seem like he threatened to kill ICE agents. Unfortunately for him, multiple archive channels had long since reposted the full unedited video with the death threat included. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3150</id>
		<title>Politics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3150"/>
		<updated>2026-01-24T01:32:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* I.C.E. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Short}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article will, inevitably, be subject to a lot of bias. Keep in mind when writing this that the point of this article is to rag on &#039;&#039;Chance&#039;s&#039;&#039; beliefs, not anyone else&#039;s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since his early presence on the internet, [[Chance Wilkins |Chance]] has been sparsely vocal about &#039;&#039;&#039;politics&#039;&#039;&#039;. Chance is vaguely a libertarian, as his views are mostly just run-of-the-mill anti-government sentiment but with the additional lack of any sort of nuance or critical thought applied to them due to his [[Intelligence|lack of ability to comprehend either]] and [[Delusions and Ego|refusal to believe he&#039;s wrong]], a prime example of this being that he believes taxes shouldn&#039;t exist because his flawed math led him to believe someone making $20-25k a year with taxes could earn over $7 billion without taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Cyraxx&#039;s political points are usually regurgitated from online publications such as [[Facebook]] posts. Many have also noted that Cyraxx&#039;s political speeches often coincide with recent embarrassments or personal [[Controversy|controversies]], suggesting that he might do this to both divert attention while also [[Delusions and Ego|parading as an enlightened contrarian against the ignorant masses]]. Given his extremely self-centered personality, Cyraxx may not have any honest political beliefs or orientation, only retaining whatever he thinks might serve him in the spur of the moment to reinforce his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Geopolitics ==&lt;br /&gt;
On April 26th 2024, Cyraxx recorded a video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWIFK_2pOo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of a short-lived podcast he created as an attempt to build a more mainstream platform to denounce and talk smack about the trolls. Here, he goes on a rambling rant about so-called wokeness in the US Army making the armed forces weak, encouraging for the return of more severe training practices such as hazing. Cyraxx here attempts to imitate the average divisive political pundit, but shows a complete lack of knowledge or understanding about the US armed forces, notably using video game-related terms to describe positions in the army and mistaking recruiters for drill instructors. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 21st 2024, Cyraxx went live on Twitter/X &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo5TYmGyKE&amp;amp;t=34s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpSuNouXrc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to make a dramatic plea for the entire world to stop fighting and just get along, having been inspired to do so after supposedly seeing a video of a Ukrainian teenager getting forcefully removed from his home to be drafted in the army. It should be noted that this live came after a series of videos where Cyraxx blamed society as a whole for trolls and his failures in a pseudo-political manner, perhaps feeling inspired to act as some sort of world peace advocate afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a video recorded on Jul 22, 2024, he advocates for the the US to invade Russia and North Korea to depose Putin and Kim Jong Un and poses us the question why all the countries with nukes &amp;quot;Just don&#039;t give them up,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3GpAiPFxQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; demonstrating a sub-brick level of understanding of geopolitics. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Policy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Another example of this is him ranting about zero tolerance gun laws, where he argues against them by saying that they unjustly arrest people for defending themselves against attackers,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2014-5-20-Zero-Tolerance-Law:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confusing them with [[wikipedia:Duty_to_retreat|duty to retreat laws]] as zero tolerance laws regulate gun ownership, not self-defense. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I.C.E. ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|To any ICE agent that thinks they&#039;re gonna come into my home, and terrorize me and my family, you will be met with lethal force. I will kill on sight.|Cyraxx threatening to kill ICE agents simply for showing up to 339 Lloyd Street. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?start=56&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2026, Cyraxx posted a video in which he threatens to shoot and kill any Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent attempting to set foot on his property&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This video was done in the midst of an episode of heightened popular tension against the I.C.E. due to their rampant abuse of power and the shooting of a Minneapolis left-wing activist in highly questionable circumstances. Cyraxx was ostensibly attempting to exploit the latest headlines to seek attention, since it would be quite off-character of him to get involved in an issue that not only far surpasses his critical thinking and comprehension abilities, but that also does not [[Ego|directly affect him]]. As a matter of fact, he believes that the I.C.E.&#039;s task is to combat drug trafficking, confusing its role with the [[wikipedia:Drug_Enforcement_Administration|D.E.A]].&#039;s. He furthermore makes no mention of key points like the immigrants they target or the killed activist that had recently made the headlines, hinting that his understanding of the agency is limited to guys taking people from the street and killing at least one person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an amusing aside, Cyraxx shows the audience his idea of a bug out bag (essentially an emergency short-term survival kit). Although it contains no food or water, it comes with two laptops, a screwdriver, five different ways to start a fire and CDs to use a makeshift shurikens. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, the video was reposted on Twitter/X by far-right pundit Chaya Raichik on her &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; account, using Cyraxx as a strawman of the anti-ICE movement and the left wing in general. &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; eventually discovered about Cyraxx&#039;s previous arrests and his history of [[Pedophilia|predatory behaviors]], exposing his sordid past to several millions of users. This marked the first time that Cyraxx became viral to a mainstream audience, even briefly reaching the top 5 of the most trending topics on Twitter/X. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Cyraxx being a misoginyst as well as making copious use of [[Bigotry|racial and antisemitic slurs]], other right-wing pundits depicted him as being left-wing and &amp;quot;woke&amp;quot; solely on the basis of his video against the ICE. It should be reminded that Cyraxx is far too self-centered and sheltered to develop any genuine political opinion. He simply parrots whatever&#039;s currently relevant for attention seeking and nothing else, regardless of the issue&#039;s position on the political compass. Notwithstanding the I.C.E.&#039;s reputation, Cyraxx&#039;s video was extremely reckless at the very best. If he wanted to speak out against the issue, he could have chosen to encourage people to stay safe or simply say that I.C.E. agents would be turned back and not allowed in. However, Cyraxx did not want to miss the opportunity to stroke his ego by playing &amp;quot;Billy badass&amp;quot; and threatening to shoot and kill people. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx responded to Libs Of TikTok in a video by making empty threats, seemingly thinking that she is a liberal herself based on the account&#039;s name alone&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74oagu-cyraxx-01-21-26-lib-of-tiktok.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely after realizing that becoming viral for threatening to murder federal agents was most likely gonna bring some &#039;&#039;big&#039;&#039; trouble to his doorstep, Cyraxx attempted to rewrite history trying to accuse The Libs of TikTok of &amp;quot;chopping up&amp;quot; the audio to make it seem like he was threatening to kill I.C.E. agents. This is a blatant lie, as by that time multiple archive channels reposted the full unedited video with the death threat included. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3149</id>
		<title>Politics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3149"/>
		<updated>2026-01-24T01:17:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* I.C.E. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Short}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article will, inevitably, be subject to a lot of bias. Keep in mind when writing this that the point of this article is to rag on &#039;&#039;Chance&#039;s&#039;&#039; beliefs, not anyone else&#039;s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since his early presence on the internet, [[Chance Wilkins |Chance]] has been sparsely vocal about &#039;&#039;&#039;politics&#039;&#039;&#039;. Chance is vaguely a libertarian, as his views are mostly just run-of-the-mill anti-government sentiment but with the additional lack of any sort of nuance or critical thought applied to them due to his [[Intelligence|lack of ability to comprehend either]] and [[Delusions and Ego|refusal to believe he&#039;s wrong]], a prime example of this being that he believes taxes shouldn&#039;t exist because his flawed math led him to believe someone making $20-25k a year with taxes could earn over $7 billion without taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Cyraxx&#039;s political points are usually regurgitated from online publications such as [[Facebook]] posts. Many have also noted that Cyraxx&#039;s political speeches often coincide with recent embarrassments or personal [[Controversy|controversies]], suggesting that he might do this to both divert attention while also [[Delusions and Ego|parading as an enlightened contrarian against the ignorant masses]]. Given his extremely self-centered personality, Cyraxx may not have any honest political beliefs or orientation, only retaining whatever he thinks might serve him in the spur of the moment to reinforce his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Geopolitics ==&lt;br /&gt;
On April 26th 2024, Cyraxx recorded a video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWIFK_2pOo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of a short-lived podcast he created as an attempt to build a more mainstream platform to denounce and talk smack about the trolls. Here, he goes on a rambling rant about so-called wokeness in the US Army making the armed forces weak, encouraging for the return of more severe training practices such as hazing. Cyraxx here attempts to imitate the average divisive political pundit, but shows a complete lack of knowledge or understanding about the US armed forces, notably using video game-related terms to describe positions in the army and mistaking recruiters for drill instructors. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 21st 2024, Cyraxx went live on Twitter/X &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo5TYmGyKE&amp;amp;t=34s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpSuNouXrc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to make a dramatic plea for the entire world to stop fighting and just get along, having been inspired to do so after supposedly seeing a video of a Ukrainian teenager getting forcefully removed from his home to be drafted in the army. It should be noted that this live came after a series of videos where Cyraxx blamed society as a whole for trolls and his failures in a pseudo-political manner, perhaps feeling inspired to act as some sort of world peace advocate afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a video recorded on Jul 22, 2024, he advocates for the the US to invade Russia and North Korea to depose Putin and Kim Jong Un and poses us the question why all the countries with nukes &amp;quot;Just don&#039;t give them up,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3GpAiPFxQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; demonstrating a sub-brick level of understanding of geopolitics. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Policy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Another example of this is him ranting about zero tolerance gun laws, where he argues against them by saying that they unjustly arrest people for defending themselves against attackers,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2014-5-20-Zero-Tolerance-Law:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confusing them with [[wikipedia:Duty_to_retreat|duty to retreat laws]] as zero tolerance laws regulate gun ownership, not self-defense. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I.C.E. ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|To any ICE agent that thinks they&#039;re gonna come into my home, and terrorize me and my family, you will be met with lethal force. I will kill on sight.|Cyraxx threatening to kill ICE agents simply for showing up to 339 Lloyd Street. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?start=56&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2026, Cyraxx posted a video in which he threatens to shoot and kill any Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent attempting to set foot on his property&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This video was done in the midst of an episode of heightened popular tension against the I.C.E. due to their rampant abuse of power and the shooting of a Minneapolis left-wing activist in highly questionable circumstances. Cyraxx was ostensibly attempting to exploit the latest headlines to seek attention, since it would be quite off-character of him to get involved in an issue that not only far surpasses his critical thinking and comprehension abilities, but that also does not [[Ego|directly affect him]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an amusing aside, Cyraxx shows the audience his idea of a bug out bag (essentially an emergency short-term survival kit). Although it contains no food or water, it comes with two laptops, a screwdriver, five different ways to start a fire and CDs to use a makeshift shurikens. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, the video was reposted on Twitter/X by far-right pundit Chaya Raichik on her &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; account, using Cyraxx as a strawman of the anti-ICE movement and the left wing in general. &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; eventually discovered about Cyraxx&#039;s previous arrests and his history of [[Pedophilia|predatory behaviors]], exposing his sordid past to several millions of users. This marked the first time that Cyraxx became viral to a mainstream audience, even briefly reaching the top 5 of the most trending topics on Twitter/X. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Cyraxx being a misoginyst as well as making copious use of [[Bigotry|racial and antisemitic slurs]], other right-wing pundits depicted him as being left-wing and &amp;quot;woke&amp;quot; solely on the basis of his video against the ICE. It should be reminded that Cyraxx is far too self-centered and sheltered to develop any genuine political opinion. He simply parrots whatever&#039;s currently relevant for attention seeking and nothing else, regardless of the issue&#039;s position on the political compass. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx responded in a video where he makes empty threats at Libs Of TikTok, which he seemingly thinks is a liberal herself based on the account&#039;s name alone&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74oagu-cyraxx-01-21-26-lib-of-tiktok.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Likely after realizing that becoming viral for threatening to murder federal agents was most likely gonna bring some &#039;&#039;big&#039;&#039; trouble to his doorstep, Cyraxx attempted to rewrite history trying to accuse The Libs of TikTok of &amp;quot;chopping up&amp;quot; the audio to make it seem like he was threatening to kill ICE agents. This is a blatant lie, as by that time multiple archive channels reposted the full unedited video with the death threat included. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3148</id>
		<title>Politics</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3148"/>
		<updated>2026-01-24T00:48:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* I.C.E. */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Short}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article will, inevitably, be subject to a lot of bias. Keep in mind when writing this that the point of this article is to rag on &#039;&#039;Chance&#039;s&#039;&#039; beliefs, not anyone else&#039;s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since his early presence on the internet, [[Chance Wilkins |Chance]] has been sparsely vocal about &#039;&#039;&#039;politics&#039;&#039;&#039;. Chance is vaguely a libertarian, as his views are mostly just run-of-the-mill anti-government sentiment but with the additional lack of any sort of nuance or critical thought applied to them due to his [[Intelligence|lack of ability to comprehend either]] and [[Delusions and Ego|refusal to believe he&#039;s wrong]], a prime example of this being that he believes taxes shouldn&#039;t exist because his flawed math led him to believe someone making $20-25k a year with taxes could earn over $7 billion without taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Cyraxx&#039;s political points are usually regurgitated from online publications such as [[Facebook]] posts. Many have also noted that Cyraxx&#039;s political speeches often coincide with recent embarrassments or personal [[Controversy|controversies]], suggesting that he might do this to both divert attention while also [[Delusions and Ego|parading as an enlightened contrarian against the ignorant masses]]. Given his extremely self-centered personality, Cyraxx may not have any honest political beliefs or orientation, only retaining whatever he thinks might serve him in the spur of the moment to reinforce his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Geopolitics ==&lt;br /&gt;
On April 26th 2024, Cyraxx recorded a video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWIFK_2pOo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of a short-lived podcast he created as an attempt to build a more mainstream platform to denounce and talk smack about the trolls. Here, he goes on a rambling rant about so-called wokeness in the US Army making the armed forces weak, encouraging for the return of more severe training practices such as hazing. Cyraxx here attempts to imitate the average divisive political pundit, but shows a complete lack of knowledge or understanding about the US armed forces, notably using video game-related terms to describe positions in the army and mistaking recruiters for drill instructors. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 21st 2024, Cyraxx went live on Twitter/X &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo5TYmGyKE&amp;amp;t=34s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpSuNouXrc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to make a dramatic plea for the entire world to stop fighting and just get along, having been inspired to do so after supposedly seeing a video of a Ukrainian teenager getting forcefully removed from his home to be drafted in the army. It should be noted that this live came after a series of videos where Cyraxx blamed society as a whole for trolls and his failures in a pseudo-political manner, perhaps feeling inspired to act as some sort of world peace advocate afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a video recorded on Jul 22, 2024, he advocates for the the US to invade Russia and North Korea to depose Putin and Kim Jong Un and poses us the question why all the countries with nukes &amp;quot;Just don&#039;t give them up,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3GpAiPFxQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; demonstrating a sub-brick level of understanding of geopolitics. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Policy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Another example of this is him ranting about zero tolerance gun laws, where he argues against them by saying that they unjustly arrest people for defending themselves against attackers,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2014-5-20-Zero-Tolerance-Law:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confusing them with [[wikipedia:Duty_to_retreat|duty to retreat laws]] as zero tolerance laws regulate gun ownership, not self-defense. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I.C.E. ==&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2026, Cyraxx posted a video in which he threatens to shoot and kill any Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent attempting to set foot on his property&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This video was done in the midst of an episode of heightened popular tension against the I.C.E. due to their extremely controversial practices and rampant abuse of power. Cyraxx was ostensibly attempting to exploit the latest headlines to seek attention, since it would be quite off-character of him to get involved in an issue that not only far surpasses his critical thinking and comprehension abilities, but that also does not [[Ego|directly affect him]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an amusing aside, Cyraxx shows the audience his idea of a bug-out-bag (essentially an emergency short-term survival kit). Although it contains no food or water, it comes with two laptops, a screwdriver, five different ways to start a fire and CDs to use a makeshift shurikens. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, the video was reposted by far-right Twitter/X account &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039;, using Cyraxx as a strawman of the anti-ICE movement and the left wing in general. &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; eventually discovered about Cyraxx&#039;s previous arrests and his history of [[Pedophilia|predatory behaviors]], exposing his sordid past to several millions of users. This marked the first time that Cyraxx became viral to a mainstream audience, even briefly reaching the top 5 of the most trending topics on Twitter/X. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Cyraxx being a misoginyst as well as making copious use of [[Bigotry|racial and antisemitic slurs]], other right-wing pundits depicted him as being left-wing and &amp;quot;woke&amp;quot; solely on the basis of his video against the ICE. It should be reminded that Cyraxx is far too self-centered and sheltered to develop any genuine political opinion. He simply parrots whatever&#039;s currently relevant for attention seeking and nothing else, regardless of the issue&#039;s position on the political compass. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx responded in a video where he makes empty threats at Libs Of TikTok, which he seemingly thinks are liberals themselves based on the account&#039;s name alone&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74oagu-cyraxx-01-21-26-lib-of-tiktok.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Politics&amp;diff=3147</id>
		<title>Politics</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-24T00:45:07Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Short}}{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article will, inevitably, be subject to a lot of bias. Keep in mind when writing this that the point of this article is to rag on &#039;&#039;Chance&#039;s&#039;&#039; beliefs, not anyone else&#039;s.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since his early presence on the internet, [[Chance Wilkins |Chance]] has been sparsely vocal about &#039;&#039;&#039;politics&#039;&#039;&#039;. Chance is vaguely a libertarian, as his views are mostly just run-of-the-mill anti-government sentiment but with the additional lack of any sort of nuance or critical thought applied to them due to his [[Intelligence|lack of ability to comprehend either]] and [[Delusions and Ego|refusal to believe he&#039;s wrong]], a prime example of this being that he believes taxes shouldn&#039;t exist because his flawed math led him to believe someone making $20-25k a year with taxes could earn over $7 billion without taxes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A lot of Cyraxx&#039;s political points are usually regurgitated from online publications such as [[Facebook]] posts. Many have also noted that Cyraxx&#039;s political speeches often coincide with recent embarrassments or personal [[Controversy|controversies]], suggesting that he might do this to both divert attention while also [[Delusions and Ego|parading as an enlightened contrarian against the ignorant masses]]. Given his extremely self-centered personality, Cyraxx may not have any honest political beliefs or orientation, only retaining whatever he thinks might serve him in the spur of the moment to reinforce his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Geopolitics ==&lt;br /&gt;
On April 26th 2024, Cyraxx recorded a video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBWIFK_2pOo&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as part of a short-lived podcast he created as an attempt to build a more mainstream platform to denounce and talk smack about the trolls. Here, he goes on a rambling rant about so-called wokeness in the US Army making the armed forces weak, encouraging for the return of more severe training practices such as hazing. Cyraxx here attempts to imitate the average divisive political pundit, but shows a complete lack of knowledge or understanding about the US armed forces, notably using video game-related terms to describe positions in the army and mistaking recruiters for drill instructors. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On June 21st 2024, Cyraxx went live on Twitter/X &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo5TYmGyKE&amp;amp;t=34s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOpSuNouXrc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to make a dramatic plea for the entire world to stop fighting and just get along, having been inspired to do so after supposedly seeing a video of a Ukrainian teenager getting forcefully removed from his home to be drafted in the army. It should be noted that this live came after a series of videos where Cyraxx blamed society as a whole for trolls and his failures in a pseudo-political manner, perhaps feeling inspired to act as some sort of world peace advocate afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a video recorded on Jul 22, 2024, he advocates for the the US to invade Russia and North Korea to depose Putin and Kim Jong Un and poses us the question why all the countries with nukes &amp;quot;Just don&#039;t give them up,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR3GpAiPFxQ&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; demonstrating a sub-brick level of understanding of geopolitics. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Policy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Another example of this is him ranting about zero tolerance gun laws, where he argues against them by saying that they unjustly arrest people for defending themselves against attackers,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2014-5-20-Zero-Tolerance-Law:0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confusing them with [[wikipedia:Duty_to_retreat|duty to retreat laws]] as zero tolerance laws regulate gun ownership, not self-defense. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== I.C.E. ==&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2026, Cyraxx posted a video in which he threatens to shoot and kill any Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent attempting to set foot on his property&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74f1ow-cyraxx-01-16-26-bug-out-plan-delusions.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This video was done in the midst of an episode of heightened popular tension against the I.C.E. due to their extremely controversial practices and rampant abuse of power. Cyraxx was ostensibly attempting to exploit the latest headlines to seek attention, since it would be quite off-character of him to get involved in an issue that not only far surpasses his critical thinking and comprehension abilities, but that also does not [[Ego|directly affect him]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an amusing aside, Cyraxx shows the audience his idea of a bug-out-bag (essentially an emergency short-term survival kit). Although it contains no food or water, it comes with two laptops, a screwdriver, five different ways to start a fire and CDs to use a makeshift shurikens. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few days later, the video was reposted by far-right Twitter/X account &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039;, using Cyraxx as a strawman of the anti-ICE movement and the left wing in general. &#039;&#039;The Libs of TikTok&#039;&#039; eventually discovered about Cyraxx&#039;s previous arrests and his history of [[Pedophilia|predatory behaviors]], exposing his sordid past to several millions of users. This marked the first time that Cyraxx became viral to a mainstream audience, even briefly reaching the top 5 of the most trending topics on Twitter/X. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite Cyraxx being a mysoginist as well as making copious use of [[Bigotry|racial and antisemitic slurs]], other right-wing pundits depicted him as being left-wing and &amp;quot;woke&amp;quot; solely on the basis of his video against the ICE. It should be reminded that Cyraxx is far too self-centered and sheltered to develop any genuine political opinion. He simply parrots whatever&#039;s currently relevant for attention seeking and nothing else, regardless of the issue&#039;s position on the political compass. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx responded in a video where he makes empty threats at Libs Of TikTok, which he seemingly thinks are liberals themselves based on the account&#039;s name alone&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74oagu-cyraxx-01-21-26-lib-of-tiktok.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Pedophilia&amp;diff=3146</id>
		<title>Pedophilia</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-24T00:11:03Z</updated>

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Cyraxx has an extensive history going back all the way to 2013 regarding &#039;&#039;&#039;pedophilia&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;pedophilic behavior&#039;&#039;&#039;, as well as a variety of other aberrant paraphilias. Pedophilia has been known to run through the Cyraxx family tree, starting from Chance&#039;s grandfather who married Sally when she was only 14, and Ruple, who in 1994 raped a 14 year old girl on a bike path.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Urturncutie.jpg|thumb|611x611px|Cyraxx conversing to a 14-year-old girl decoy. This conversation was also the origin of the infamous &amp;quot;Ur turn cutie&amp;quot; catchphrase.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has been a known pedophile (although he may be better described as a hebephile&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or ephebophile&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; if you&#039;re being technical) and sexual predator since 2019, as he has been caught on numerous occasions talking inappropriately with [[Catfishes|stings]] and, occasionally, actual young girls.{{CitationNeeded}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite knowing that he at least has accusations of being a pedophile and possibly even seeing the evidence, [[Sally]], [[Ed]], [[Akron Police Department|the police]], and his other enablers implicitly support his behavior of attempting to start relationships with young girls by not punishing him, restricting his internet access, or really doing anything at all to address his behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Known cases ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Up to 2019 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Somewhere around 2013, Cyraxx allegedly [[Blind Billy|raped a blind person]] who was his friend in school. This becomes even more disturbing with the likely possibility that Billy was a minor during the incident as Chance had transferred to Garfield High, the high school Chance and Billy met at, when Chance was around 18.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2017, Cyraxx made a livestream in which he was panicking because he [[Double Whammy|wanked]] on camera in a video call with someone who was allegedly 8 years old.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIpqnv1Maqo&amp;amp;t=14s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It was uncovered by N-Word Boi in June of 2024, and not much is known about this incident due to it happening long before people were aware of Cyraxx&#039;s antics.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first person to publicly accuse Cyraxx of being a pedophile was [[Candall Smith]], who posted a video to her Facebook accusing Chance of being a pedophile and telling parents to keep their kids away from him. It&#039;s possible that she was &amp;quot;falsely&amp;quot; (from her perspective) accusing Chance as she never provided any evidence, but it&#039;s important to note that she did credibly expose Chance for multiple other things such as harassing and stalking her, which makes her accusations of pedophilia that &amp;quot;coincidentally&amp;quot; turned out to be true seem more legitimate.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Masshole Reports ===&lt;br /&gt;
A woman named Kate Peters, working for the [[Masshole Reports]] YouTube channel, made a stream exposing Cyraxx as a predator. She explained that seeing how often and fast Cyraxx falls for girls online, she wondered if he would do the same for a girl who was presented as underage. She posed as a 14-year-old girl and began corresponding with him. Cyraxx began flirting and trying to get romantic very quickly, and the conversations began escalating into him asking for explicit photos from the girl and even sending her a video of himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=111128071130009&amp;amp;set=pb.100066829072434.-2207520000&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx has attempted to deny the validity of the allegations in several ways, such as arguing that Kate entrapped him (which wouldn&#039;t even be a proper excuse even if this was valid), the screenshots were edited, his account was hacked, and that the decoy said they were of age before he sent any explicit material.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPUa5OW79Uw&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Of course, none of these are true. In a perplexing attempt to mitigate these allegations, Chance claimed that he could not be a Pedophile as he was actually a hebephile by definition.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/JPUa5OW79Uw?t=31&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hebephilia is a sexual attraction of children in early adolescence, between ages 11 and 14.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/hebephilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This definitely proves that Chance does not understand the concept of consent at all and the only reason why Chance even denies being a pedophile in the first place is literally just because people have a negative reaction towards the word &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and not because he thinks being attracted to children is wrong. Because most people don&#039;t know what a hebephile is, it&#039;s not as &amp;quot;offensive&amp;quot; of a word as pedophile, which is why Chance had no problem calling himself that.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trisha ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some time in October of 2021, Cyraxx met a transwoman named [[Trisha]] on Facebook, who was actually 14 years old and was intellectually disabled, making her exceptionally unable to consent to a relationship with Cyraxx, a sociopathic freak in his mid-30&#039;s. Marty and the trolls got Trisha banned off her accounts so she couldn&#039;t talk to him, and so she left the Internet due to the harassment.{{CitationNeeded}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Wings007 ===&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2024, a troll prominent in the Wingsofredemption community going by the handle Wings007 appeared in the chat of a livestream which Cyraxx was moderating for his then friend [[TibbzTV]], using a profile image of a petite woman with heavy makeup. He quickly caught Cyraxx&#039;s attention who almost right away asked to chat with her on Instagram messaging, where Wings007 presented himself as a 15-year old girl named Ashley. Cyraxx was noticeably more apprehensive than last time, sending several vocal messages claiming that he wanted to wait for her to be of age, and to avoid getting her into trouble for talking to him due to his reputation that was gained from the Masstroll Mafia sting. This is a textbook example of grooming; Cyraxx here attempts to culpabilize the decoy by mentionning all the trouble she could possibly get into if their conversations were to ever come to light, thus placing the burden onto the victim. Had it been a real teenager, this would have likely struck in her the fear of her getting punished by her parents or her school. Once he felt that the decoy was sufficiently perturbed, Cyraxx continued to engage with her and would send several lewd photos of his member, thus once again walking right into the trap.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6i6ltv-exposing-a-predators-chatlog-the-worst-of-cyraxx.html?start=60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;   &lt;br /&gt;
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TibbzTV was informed of Cyraxx&#039;s latest adventure by Wings007 on January 27th, being presented with logs of the entire conversation with &amp;quot;Ashley&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/cYCOZ-ukH3I?t=1876&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; TibbzTV then confronted Cyraxx in a call, causing him to break down in tears as he is at last forced to admit from his own mouth that he was indeed a pedophile.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlbB3SwLec&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Needless to say that their &amp;quot;friendship&amp;quot; did not survive this hit. Once the dust settled, Cyraxx vehemently denied any allegations against him, claiming that he was informed beforehand that Wings007 was an adult, which somehow nullified all accusations of pedophilia towards him. This still doesn&#039;t explain why did he keep engaging with the decoy despite her declaring to be 15 years old, but as with many of Cyraxx&#039;s rationales, it will forever remain a mystery to the realm of logic thinking. Secondly, he turned against TibbzTV by claiming that he badgered him into a false confession by threatening to help his former [[Gordon Wilkins|step-father]] sue him for defamation.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Project 43&amp;quot; leaks ===&lt;br /&gt;
On March 7th 2024, an extensive history of Cyraxx&#039;s Discord messages was leaked by [[N-Word Boi]], providing a gold mine of information to the trolls. Amongst the messages, at least one correspondence has stated they were underage.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== July 2025 ===&lt;br /&gt;
On July 1st 2025, Cyraxx posted two videos where he advises his viewers that he would block any minor adding him on Facebook&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vkg1z-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-im-talking-to-kids.-712025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vkgbb-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-im-talking-to-kids.-part-2.-712025.-keeps-his-hand-over-.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This immediately raised the suspicion that Cyraxx has been recently caught talking to a minor again, and that he was attempting to preemptively exonerate himself. Four days later, he posted a video telling an extremely convulted story about how he had been talking to a girl in her 20&#039;s, and decided to confront her abusive ex-boyfriend&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vr0t1-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-i-groomed-another-minor.-752025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The supposed ex-boyfriend then threatened Cyraxx with spreading rumors that the girl was underage, but all was good according to Cyraxx because he had screenshots proving that the girl was an adult ([[Lying|which he refused to show, naturally]]). In the aftermath, Cyraxx blocked both the girl and the boyfriend, and went on a tangent about trolls catfishing him by supposedly using real minors.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is clear that Cyraxx is trying to hide something there, as not only would it be [[Intelligence|extremely stupid]] for someone to go around saying that their own girlfriend is underage to get back at someone, but the difference between a teenager and a woman in her 20&#039;s would be very obvious to anyone. &lt;br /&gt;
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From what can be pieced so far, it is likely that Cyraxx fell for a sting operation where a troll posed as a teenager, perhaps mistakingly believing that the decoy and the troll were two different people. Figuring it would not take long until trolls learned about his latest shenanigans, he tried getting ahead of things and made up the abusive boyfriend story in hopes of exonerating himself. &lt;br /&gt;
=== Moon ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:August2025Sting1.png|thumb|265x265px|Cyraxx sending an explicit photo to a 17 year-old decoy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On August 21st 2025, Cyraxx was caught into a sting over Discord. Screenshots of the conversation with a catfish named Moon were shared, showing Cyraxx sending photo of his genitalia to what he thought was a 17 year-old girl.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx reacted by making the problem entierly about people catfishing him. He also attempted to wash off accusations of pedophilia by bringing up the age of conscent, pointing out that it varies between 16 and 18 years old across the United States. Since the victim was 17, Cyraxx argued that she was fully aware of her actions and ultimately responsible embarassing him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_QKEvJBxg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a flawed but very common excuse used by pedophiles to exonerate themselves. The age of conscent is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; the same as the legal age. In broad therms, someone that is the age of conscent can legally agree to have a relationship with someone that is &#039;&#039;close to them in age&#039;&#039; (generally a 2 to 3 years gap depending on the state). As such, a 19-year-old would not face legal repercussions for engaging in sexual activities with a 17-year-old since the age gap is deemed reasonable. On the contrary, the gap between 34 and 17 years is indisputably unacceptable and illegal.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the conversation was initially released, the troll playing the decoy modified several of the messages to add mocking comments, including the message where they said to be 17 by adding &amp;quot;LOL I BET YOU SCREENSHOTTED THIS DUMBASS&amp;quot;, causing them to now be marked as &amp;quot;edited&amp;quot;. Cyraxx completely rearranged his story around this gaffe by now claiming that the catfish first said to be of age, but edited the message to say they were 17.  This could have undermined the decoy&#039;s credibility had Cyraxx not decided to completely change his story from having his hand forced by an actual 17-year-old, hence his rant about the age of conscent, to being victim of a bait-and-switch by an adult.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tasha ===&lt;br /&gt;
On January 20th 2026, Cyraxx posted a video where he vehemently accuses a woman named Tasha of using her children as lure for predators&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74lf9s-cyraxx-01-20-26-caught-again.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This immediately raised the suspicion that Cyraxx had once again been caught in a sting, and was attempting to get ahead of the situation. In this video, he insists that saying thing such as &amp;quot;holds them close&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;kisses them&amp;quot; is something any good father would say, making very sinister implications about what happened in that sting. Although no details were revealed, the most likely scenario was a catfish pretending to be a single mother and using her kids to expose Cyraxx for being a creep. He concludes by calling out Tasha for exposing her children to potential predators, from which Cyraxx obviously excludes himself despite confirming earlier to have said extremely inappropriate things to said-children.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately however, Cyraxx&#039;s accusations turned out to be true. A few days later, William Gloryhole discovered that Tasha had indeed used pictures of her own children to lure Cyraxx&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxTh8l0Fue8BKwc1w5yufST7RpXMQ1QVZD?si=rU1US5YKenjyIZZi&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This particularly stomach-churning low was evidently not well recieved &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039; by the community.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Local Community&#039;s Response ==&lt;br /&gt;
As for the neighborhood, many of its residents have become well-aware that Cyraxx is a predator. This even seems to date back before Cyraxx was first exposed to the wider world as a pedophile, as there is a local story circulating that a school bus stop located down the street from [[339 Lloyd Street]] had to be moved because Cyraxx was constantly trying to strike up with the young teenagers waiting here, but the veracity of it is questionable at best considering Chance doesn&#039;t go outside.&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 11th 2023, IP2 streamers Chicken Andy and OnlyUseMeBlade visited Akron Ohio in hopes of meeting Cyraxx&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. They stumbled on a laminated letter found in the grass warning neighbors about Cyraxx&#039;s predatory behavior, suggesting that there have been efforts from the trolls or other people to inform the neighborhood of Cyraxx&#039;s antics.&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 25, 2023, a troll called [[Aware of Myself]] protested outside [[339|Cyraxx&#039;s house]] with a sign reading &amp;quot;Chance Wilkins is a child predator&amp;quot; to spur a reaction out of Cyraxx, which it did as Cyraxx went screaming out of his house carrying a baseball bat. After a quick scuffle with Aware, a shirtless man yelled something inaudible directly at Cyraxx before taking Aware&#039;s sign, holding it over his head, and chanting &amp;quot;PERVERT!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2enyhsMzknI&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While this was happening, the neighbors and passersby joined in on the protest and began yelling at Cyraxx before he [[Rage|angrily]] went back inside. This event kicked off the [[Arrest Saga|arrest saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Denial ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx will staunchly deny any wrongdoing and will go to great lengths to rebuke accusations of pedophilia. Over the years, Cyraxx has sifted through several different excuses and false narratives whenever he is confronted about his predatory behavior, rarely keeping his story consistent for more than a few months. For instance, he claims that Masstroll Mafia did a bait-and-switch on him by first claiming to be of age and then proclaiming to be 14 after Cyraxx sent her lewd photos, but a few weeks later, he would go back on his story and say that due to a sudden bout of self-diagnosed dyslexia, he misread the decoy’s age in the conversation and only realized his mistake after sending the lewd photos. When he cannot outright deny, Cyraxx will instead make a half-admission but immediately shift the entire issue on trolls catfishing or entrapping him, avoiding accountability at all costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, Cyraxx will also [[Ego#Projection|accuse others]] such as [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] or [[Masshole Reports]] of being pedophiles. In the case of Masshole, he claims that she is a pedophile because she posed as a 14 year old girl for her decoy. As for Marty, he frequently accuses him of possessing illegal material and even grooming minors into talking to Cyraxx to entrap him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5ck36r-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-caught-cheating-again-on-taylor.-826.html?start=60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx frequently compares his situation to that of The Inquisitor, a TikToker that comitted suicide after being targeted by an harassment campaign falsely accusing him of being a pedophile. While The Inquisitor was indeed being framed, Cyraxx on the other hand walked into several stings and was caught with evidence to prove his guilt, making his attempt at approriating someone else&#039;s victimhood extremely disrespectul at best. Cyraxx has also accused his trolls of being involved into pushing The Inquisitor to suicide, with Cyraxx&#039;s only &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot; being that they are supposedly attempting to do the same with him.   &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Minimization ====&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx will sometimes feign an &amp;quot;admission&amp;quot; to talking to a minor as a way to appear more down-to-earth than he really is, but with excessively vague language and wording to avoid actually acknowledging what he has done. He justifies avoiding admitting to his actions by saying that the trolls would run with it, and that it&#039;s good enough that he vaguely acknowleges that he did &#039;&#039;something.&#039;&#039; He repeatedly insists on the fact that eveybody does mistakes and that he should be allowed to just &amp;quot;move on&amp;quot;, painting the action of sending lewd pictures to what he thought was a minor as a simple faux-pas. Furthermore, he will often follow up by demanding that trolls &amp;quot;take accountability&amp;quot; for entrapping him, letting transpire that he is actually angry at getting caught talking to what he though were minors than being remorseful for his actions.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Entrapment ====&lt;br /&gt;
One excuse to which he did stick to over the years was that he was &amp;quot;illegally entrapped&amp;quot; by Masstroll Mafia and MusicBizMarty (whom he thought was colluding with the former), thus somehow absolving him of all wrongdoing. While amateur predator stings can be a highly controversial practice due to the lack of oversight from authorities, it does not take away from the fact that Cyraxx wilfully engaged in an inappropriate manner with what he believed to be an underage girl. In addition, as far as the law defines it, entrapment is a crime that only concerns agents of the law, in which they incite someone to commit a crime that they would be unlikely or unwilling to do on their own. Masstroll Mafia is not an agent of the law, and thus cannot be brought to court for &amp;quot;illegal entrapment&amp;quot; as Cyraxx claims. In addition, at no point in the conversation did Masstroll Mafia actively encouraged or coerced Cyraxx into sending inappropriate photos. In fact, Cyraxx sent a photo of his genitals completely umprompted, almost right after the decoy mentionned to be 14 years old. This can be interpreted as Cyraxx being both likely and willing to commit the crime.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moving the goalposts ====&lt;br /&gt;
When presented with the receipts of his misdeeds, Cyraxx will constantly move the goalposts to invalidate the evidence in any way he can, such as by saying that it was edited or that it is AI-generated without any substantial arguments to back his claims. One of his most common and arguably stupid rebuffs is to say that the evidence is &amp;quot;outdated&amp;quot;, and to insist that trolls show &#039;&#039;current, up to date&#039;&#039; proof. However, what counts as &amp;quot;current&amp;quot; to Cyraxx is highly subjective to him, since he used this excuse less than two weeks after getting caught talking to underage girls over Discord. Regardless, there is no &amp;quot;peremption date&amp;quot; on actions of this depravity, especially if repeated multiple times over the course of several years.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Deflection ====&lt;br /&gt;
With denying, deflecting and projecting being Cyraxx&#039;s typical MO in response to being called out, he frequently deflects with either whataboutism using other online predators (most notably [[TonyTheBlackDragon]], Anacondasins or [[TheWhiteBowser]]), or accuse trolls such as [[MusicbizMarty]] or [[N-Word Boi]] of being pedophiles themselves, with of course absolutely no evidence to back his claims. When he can&#039;t directly accuse someone of being a sexual deviant, he will instead call them out for being &amp;quot;pedophile supporters&amp;quot; by bringing up a predator (real or not) with whom they have interacted, such as MusicBizMarty for interacting with TonyTheBlackDragon, despite the fact that he was trolling him. Of course, Cyraxx conveniently excludes himself from all the pedophiles trolls have interacted with.&lt;br /&gt;
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As another example, after Cyraxx learned that his ex, [[Kera]], was arrested for endangering the welfare of her son, he started unfoundedly accusing her of having sexually assaulted him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6uxknt-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-keras-arrest.-6172025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Many saw this as an attempt to deflect the people calling him out over his extremely creepy obsession with her son, especially since he earlier offered the trolls with her personal information in exchange for peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most common responses from predator after being caught in a sting is to frame whoever played the decoy as the bad person, something Cyraxx regularly tries to do. This is essentially deflected victim-blaming, where he will pretend that he had his hand “forced” by the victim into flirting and sending inappropriate photos, and that they should get in trouble just as much as he did. Other times, he will say that Masstroll Mafia had no reason to set up a sting against him, which to him proves that she had ill intents to start with and thus nullifies all of his actions somehow. After getting catfished by a decoy for the humpteenth time in July 2025, Cyraxx made up a ridiculous statistic that 9 times out of 10, it is the minor that gets in trouble while the pedophile usually walks away scot-free&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vr0t1-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-i-groomed-another-minor.-752025..html?start=368&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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== Other Paraphilia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Zoophilia ===&lt;br /&gt;
There has been no conclusive evidence that Cyraxx is a zoophile, although there have been multiple rumors that he attempted to have sexual intercourse with the family dog [[Bandit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Marty occasionally confronted Cyraxx on the matter by asking him to bring Bandit up into his room and show him on camera,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5ck36r-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-caught-cheating-again-on-taylor.-826.html?start=4397&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to which Chance only responded with angry threats. This event reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx might have attempted to do something to the dog, which caused Sally to forbid him from being in the same room unsupervised, but it is more likely that Chance is just a [[Intelligence|sped]] and didn&#039;t bring Bandit into his room as to let the trolls &amp;quot;win&amp;quot; or something. &lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx was occasionally locked into his room to keep him separate from Bandit when they had to leave him home alone. Although Ed did not explain the reason for such measure, many interpreted this as a sign that Cyraxx attempted to do something depraved to the dog. &lt;br /&gt;
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During the Discord Leaks of March 7th 2024, [[N-Word Boi]] and [[William Gloryhole]] revealed in one of his chatlogs that Raxx had sent a image containing a man performing sex acts on a chicken to someone on Discord. The recipient naturally gets disturbed by the message which resulted in Cyraxx trying to downplay it as a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Incest ===&lt;br /&gt;
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There has been a leak of [[Cyraxx | Cyraxx&#039;s]] search history, which showed him looking up pornographic material featuring a father-son theme. In March 2025, another much larger leak of Cyraxx&#039;s Google search history revealed searches for pornographic material involving [[Sally]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same conversation that Ed mentioned keeping Cyraxx locked, he also brought up an incident where Cyraxx stole one of Sally&#039;s panties, more than likely for perverted reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx has an extensive history going back all the way to 2013 regarding &#039;&#039;&#039;pedophilia&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;pedophilic behavior&#039;&#039;&#039;, as well as a variety of other aberrant paraphilias. Pedophilia has been known to run through the Cyraxx family tree, starting from Chance&#039;s grandfather who married Sally when she was only 14, and Ruple, who in 1994 raped a 14 year old girl on a bike path.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Urturncutie.jpg|thumb|611x611px|Cyraxx conversing to a 14-year-old girl decoy. This conversation was also the origin of the infamous &amp;quot;Ur turn cutie&amp;quot; catchphrase.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has been a known pedophile (although he may be better described as a hebephile&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or ephebophile&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; if you&#039;re being technical) and sexual predator since 2019, as he has been caught on numerous occasions talking inappropriately with [[Catfishes|stings]] and, occasionally, actual young girls.{{CitationNeeded}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite knowing that he at least has accusations of being a pedophile and possibly even seeing the evidence, [[Sally]], [[Ed]], [[Akron Police Department|the police]], and his other enablers implicitly support his behavior of attempting to start relationships with young girls by not punishing him, restricting his internet access, or really doing anything at all to address his behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Known cases ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Up to 2019 ===&lt;br /&gt;
Somewhere around 2013, Cyraxx allegedly [[Blind Billy|raped a blind person]] who was his friend in school. This becomes even more disturbing with the likely possibility that Billy was a minor during the incident as Chance had transferred to Garfield High, the high school Chance and Billy met at, when Chance was around 18.&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2017, Cyraxx made a livestream in which he was panicking because he [[Double Whammy|wanked]] on camera in a video call with someone who was allegedly 8 years old.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIpqnv1Maqo&amp;amp;t=14s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It was uncovered by N-Word Boi in June of 2024, and not much is known about this incident due to it happening long before people were aware of Cyraxx&#039;s antics.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first person to publicly accuse Cyraxx of being a pedophile was [[Candall Smith]], who posted a video to her Facebook accusing Chance of being a pedophile and telling parents to keep their kids away from him. It&#039;s possible that she was &amp;quot;falsely&amp;quot; (from her perspective) accusing Chance as she never provided any evidence, but it&#039;s important to note that she did credibly expose Chance for multiple other things such as harassing and stalking her, which makes her accusations of pedophilia that &amp;quot;coincidentally&amp;quot; turned out to be true seem more legitimate.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Masshole Reports ===&lt;br /&gt;
A woman named Kate Peters, working for the [[Masshole Reports]] YouTube channel, made a stream exposing Cyraxx as a predator. She explained that seeing how often and fast Cyraxx falls for girls online, she wondered if he would do the same for a girl who was presented as underage. She posed as a 14-year-old girl and began corresponding with him. Cyraxx began flirting and trying to get romantic very quickly, and the conversations began escalating into him asking for explicit photos from the girl and even sending her a video of himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=111128071130009&amp;amp;set=pb.100066829072434.-2207520000&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx has attempted to deny the validity of the allegations in several ways, such as arguing that Kate entrapped him (which wouldn&#039;t even be a proper excuse even if this was valid), the screenshots were edited, his account was hacked, and that the decoy said they were of age before he sent any explicit material.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPUa5OW79Uw&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Of course, none of these are true. In a perplexing attempt to mitigate these allegations, Chance claimed that he could not be a Pedophile as he was actually a hebephile by definition.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/JPUa5OW79Uw?t=31&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Hebephilia is a sexual attraction of children in early adolescence, between ages 11 and 14.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/hebephilia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This definitely proves that Chance does not understand the concept of consent at all and the only reason why Chance even denies being a pedophile in the first place is literally just because people have a negative reaction towards the word &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and not because he thinks being attracted to children is wrong. Because most people don&#039;t know what a hebephile is, it&#039;s not as &amp;quot;offensive&amp;quot; of a word as pedophile, which is why Chance had no problem calling himself that.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trisha ===&lt;br /&gt;
Some time in October of 2021, Cyraxx met a transwoman named [[Trisha]] on Facebook, who was actually 14 years old and was intellectually disabled, making her exceptionally unable to consent to a relationship with Cyraxx, a sociopathic freak in his mid-30&#039;s. Marty and the trolls got Trisha banned off her accounts so she couldn&#039;t talk to him, and so she left the Internet due to the harassment.{{CitationNeeded}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Wings007 ===&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2024, a troll prominent in the Wingsofredemption community going by the handle Wings007 appeared in the chat of a livestream which Cyraxx was moderating for his then friend [[TibbzTV]], using a profile image of a petite woman with heavy makeup. He quickly caught Cyraxx&#039;s attention who almost right away asked to chat with her on Instagram messaging, where Wings007 presented himself as a 15-year old girl named Ashley. Cyraxx was noticeably more apprehensive than last time, sending several vocal messages claiming that he wanted to wait for her to be of age, and to avoid getting her into trouble for talking to him due to his reputation that was gained from the Masstroll Mafia sting. This is a textbook example of grooming; Cyraxx here attempts to culpabilize the decoy by mentionning all the trouble she could possibly get into if their conversations were to ever come to light, thus placing the burden onto the victim. Had it been a real teenager, this would have likely struck in her the fear of her getting punished by her parents or her school. Once he felt that the decoy was sufficiently perturbed, Cyraxx continued to engage with her and would send several lewd photos of his member, thus once again walking right into the trap.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6i6ltv-exposing-a-predators-chatlog-the-worst-of-cyraxx.html?start=60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;   &lt;br /&gt;
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TibbzTV was informed of Cyraxx&#039;s latest adventure by Wings007 on January 27th, being presented with logs of the entire conversation with &amp;quot;Ashley&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/cYCOZ-ukH3I?t=1876&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; TibbzTV then confronted Cyraxx in a call, causing him to break down in tears as he is at last forced to admit from his own mouth that he was indeed a pedophile.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlbB3SwLec&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Needless to say that their &amp;quot;friendship&amp;quot; did not survive this hit. Once the dust settled, Cyraxx vehemently denied any allegations against him, claiming that he was informed beforehand that Wings007 was an adult, which somehow nullified all accusations of pedophilia towards him. This still doesn&#039;t explain why did he keep engaging with the decoy despite her declaring to be 15 years old, but as with many of Cyraxx&#039;s rationales, it will forever remain a mystery to the realm of logic thinking. Secondly, he turned against TibbzTV by claiming that he badgered him into a false confession by threatening to help his former [[Gordon Wilkins|step-father]] sue him for defamation.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Project 43&amp;quot; leaks ===&lt;br /&gt;
On March 7th 2024, an extensive history of Cyraxx&#039;s Discord messages was leaked by [[N-Word Boi]], providing a gold mine of information to the trolls. Amongst the messages, at least one correspondence has stated they were underage.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== July 2025 ===&lt;br /&gt;
On July 1st 2025, Cyraxx posted two videos where he advises his viewers that he would block any minor adding him on Facebook&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vkg1z-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-im-talking-to-kids.-712025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vkgbb-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-im-talking-to-kids.-part-2.-712025.-keeps-his-hand-over-.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This immediately raised the suspicion that Cyraxx has been recently caught talking to a minor again, and that he was attempting to preemptively exonerate himself. Four days later, he posted a video telling an extremely convulted story about how he had been talking to a girl in her 20&#039;s, and decided to confront her abusive ex-boyfriend&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vr0t1-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-i-groomed-another-minor.-752025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The supposed ex-boyfriend then threatened Cyraxx with spreading rumors that the girl was underage, but all was good according to Cyraxx because he had screenshots proving that the girl was an adult ([[Lying|which he refused to show, naturally]]). In the aftermath, Cyraxx blocked both the girl and the boyfriend, and went on a tangent about trolls catfishing him by supposedly using real minors.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is clear that Cyraxx is trying to hide something there, as not only would it be [[Intelligence|extremely stupid]] for someone to go around saying that their own girlfriend is underage to get back at someone, but the difference between a teenager and a woman in her 20&#039;s would be very obvious to anyone. &lt;br /&gt;
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From what can be pieced so far, it is likely that Cyraxx fell for a sting operation where a troll posed as a teenager, perhaps mistakingly believing that the decoy and the troll were two different people. Figuring it would not take long until trolls learned about his latest shenanigans, he tried getting ahead of things and made up the abusive boyfriend story in hopes of exonerating himself. &lt;br /&gt;
=== Moon ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:August2025Sting1.png|thumb|265x265px|Cyraxx sending an explicit photo to a 17 year-old decoy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On August 21st 2025, Cyraxx was caught into a sting over Discord. Screenshots of the conversation with a catfish named Moon were shared, showing Cyraxx sending photo of his genitalia to what he thought was a 17 year-old girl.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx reacted by making the problem entierly about people catfishing him. He also attempted to wash off accusations of pedophilia by bringing up the age of conscent, pointing out that it varies between 16 and 18 years old across the United States. Since the victim was 17, Cyraxx argued that she was fully aware of her actions and ultimately responsible embarassing him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_QKEvJBxg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a flawed but very common excuse used by pedophiles to exonerate themselves. The age of conscent is &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; the same as the legal age. In broad therms, someone that is the age of conscent can legally agree to have a relationship with someone that is &#039;&#039;close to them in age&#039;&#039; (generally a 2 to 3 years gap depending on the state). As such, a 19-year-old would not face legal repercussions for engaging in sexual activities with a 17-year-old since the age gap is deemed reasonable. On the contrary, the gap between 34 and 17 years is indisputably unacceptable and illegal.&lt;br /&gt;
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After the conversation was initially released, the troll playing the decoy modified several of the messages to add mocking comments, including the message where they said to be 17 by adding &amp;quot;LOL I BET YOU SCREENSHOTTED THIS DUMBASS&amp;quot;, causing them to now be marked as &amp;quot;edited&amp;quot;. Cyraxx completely rearranged his story around this gaffe by now claiming that the catfish first said to be of age, but edited the message to say they were 17.  This could have undermined the decoy&#039;s credibility had Cyraxx not decided to completely change his story from having his hand forced by an actual 17-year-old, hence his rant about the age of conscent, to being victim of a bait-and-switch by an adult.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Tasha ===&lt;br /&gt;
On January 20th 2026, Cyraxx posted a video where he vehemently accuses a woman named Tasha of using her children as lure for predators&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v74lf9s-cyraxx-01-20-26-caught-again.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This immediately raised the suspicion that Cyraxx had once again been caught in a sting, and was attempting to get ahead of the situation. In this video, he insists that saying thing such as &amp;quot;holds them close&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;kisses them&amp;quot; is something any good father would say, making very sinister implications as to what he did. Although no details were revealed, the most likely scenario was a catfish pretending to be a single mother and using her kids to expose Cyraxx for being a creep. He concludes by calling out Tasha for exposing her children to potential predators, from which Cyraxx obviously excludes himself despite confirming earlier to have said extremely inappropriate things to said-children.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately however, Cyraxx&#039;s accusations turned out to be true. A few days later, William Gloryhole discovered that Tasha had indeed used pictures of her own children to lure Cyraxx&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtube.com/post/UgkxTh8l0Fue8BKwc1w5yufST7RpXMQ1QVZD?si=rU1US5YKenjyIZZi&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This particularly stomach-churning low was evidently not well recieved &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039; by the community.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Local Community&#039;s Response ==&lt;br /&gt;
As for the neighborhood, many of its residents have become well-aware that Cyraxx is a predator. This even seems to date back before Cyraxx was first exposed to the wider world as a pedophile, as there is a local story circulating that a school bus stop located down the street from [[339 Lloyd Street]] had to be moved because Cyraxx was constantly trying to strike up with the young teenagers waiting here, but the veracity of it is questionable at best considering Chance doesn&#039;t go outside.&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 11th 2023, IP2 streamers Chicken Andy and OnlyUseMeBlade visited Akron Ohio in hopes of meeting Cyraxx&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. They stumbled on a laminated letter found in the grass warning neighbors about Cyraxx&#039;s predatory behavior, suggesting that there have been efforts from the trolls or other people to inform the neighborhood of Cyraxx&#039;s antics.&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 25, 2023, a troll called [[Aware of Myself]] protested outside [[339|Cyraxx&#039;s house]] with a sign reading &amp;quot;Chance Wilkins is a child predator&amp;quot; to spur a reaction out of Cyraxx, which it did as Cyraxx went screaming out of his house carrying a baseball bat. After a quick scuffle with Aware, a shirtless man yelled something inaudible directly at Cyraxx before taking Aware&#039;s sign, holding it over his head, and chanting &amp;quot;PERVERT!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2enyhsMzknI&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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While this was happening, the neighbors and passersby joined in on the protest and began yelling at Cyraxx before he [[Rage|angrily]] went back inside. This event kicked off the [[Arrest Saga|arrest saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Denial ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx will staunchly deny any wrongdoing and will go to great lengths to rebuke accusations of pedophilia. Over the years, Cyraxx has sifted through several different excuses and false narratives whenever he is confronted about his predatory behavior, rarely keeping his story consistent for more than a few months. For instance, he claims that Masstroll Mafia did a bait-and-switch on him by first claiming to be of age and then proclaiming to be 14 after Cyraxx sent her lewd photos, but a few weeks later, he would go back on his story and say that due to a sudden bout of self-diagnosed dyslexia, he misread the decoy’s age in the conversation and only realized his mistake after sending the lewd photos. When he cannot outright deny, Cyraxx will instead make a half-admission but immediately shift the entire issue on trolls catfishing or entrapping him, avoiding accountability at all costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, Cyraxx will also [[Ego#Projection|accuse others]] such as [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] or [[Masshole Reports]] of being pedophiles. In the case of Masshole, he claims that she is a pedophile because she posed as a 14 year old girl for her decoy. As for Marty, he frequently accuses him of possessing illegal material and even grooming minors into talking to Cyraxx to entrap him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5ck36r-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-caught-cheating-again-on-taylor.-826.html?start=60&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx frequently compares his situation to that of The Inquisitor, a TikToker that comitted suicide after being targeted by an harassment campaign falsely accusing him of being a pedophile. While The Inquisitor was indeed being framed, Cyraxx on the other hand walked into several stings and was caught with evidence to prove his guilt, making his attempt at approriating someone else&#039;s victimhood extremely disrespectul at best. Cyraxx has also accused his trolls of being involved into pushing The Inquisitor to suicide, with Cyraxx&#039;s only &amp;quot;evidence&amp;quot; being that they are supposedly attempting to do the same with him.   &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Minimization ====&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx will sometimes feign an &amp;quot;admission&amp;quot; to talking to a minor as a way to appear more down-to-earth than he really is, but with excessively vague language and wording to avoid actually acknowledging what he has done. He justifies avoiding admitting to his actions by saying that the trolls would run with it, and that it&#039;s good enough that he vaguely acknowleges that he did &#039;&#039;something.&#039;&#039; He repeatedly insists on the fact that eveybody does mistakes and that he should be allowed to just &amp;quot;move on&amp;quot;, painting the action of sending lewd pictures to what he thought was a minor as a simple faux-pas. Furthermore, he will often follow up by demanding that trolls &amp;quot;take accountability&amp;quot; for entrapping him, letting transpire that he is actually angry at getting caught talking to what he though were minors than being remorseful for his actions.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Entrapment ====&lt;br /&gt;
One excuse to which he did stick to over the years was that he was &amp;quot;illegally entrapped&amp;quot; by Masstroll Mafia and MusicBizMarty (whom he thought was colluding with the former), thus somehow absolving him of all wrongdoing. While amateur predator stings can be a highly controversial practice due to the lack of oversight from authorities, it does not take away from the fact that Cyraxx wilfully engaged in an inappropriate manner with what he believed to be an underage girl. In addition, as far as the law defines it, entrapment is a crime that only concerns agents of the law, in which they incite someone to commit a crime that they would be unlikely or unwilling to do on their own. Masstroll Mafia is not an agent of the law, and thus cannot be brought to court for &amp;quot;illegal entrapment&amp;quot; as Cyraxx claims. In addition, at no point in the conversation did Masstroll Mafia actively encouraged or coerced Cyraxx into sending inappropriate photos. In fact, Cyraxx sent a photo of his genitals completely umprompted, almost right after the decoy mentionned to be 14 years old. This can be interpreted as Cyraxx being both likely and willing to commit the crime.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Moving the goalposts ====&lt;br /&gt;
When presented with the receipts of his misdeeds, Cyraxx will constantly move the goalposts to invalidate the evidence in any way he can, such as by saying that it was edited or that it is AI-generated without any substantial arguments to back his claims. One of his most common and arguably stupid rebuffs is to say that the evidence is &amp;quot;outdated&amp;quot;, and to insist that trolls show &#039;&#039;current, up to date&#039;&#039; proof. However, what counts as &amp;quot;current&amp;quot; to Cyraxx is highly subjective to him, since he used this excuse less than two weeks after getting caught talking to underage girls over Discord. Regardless, there is no &amp;quot;peremption date&amp;quot; on actions of this depravity, especially if repeated multiple times over the course of several years.    &lt;br /&gt;
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==== Deflection ====&lt;br /&gt;
With denying, deflecting and projecting being Cyraxx&#039;s typical MO in response to being called out, he frequently deflects with either whataboutism using other online predators (most notably [[TonyTheBlackDragon]], Anacondasins or [[TheWhiteBowser]]), or accuse trolls such as [[MusicbizMarty]] or [[N-Word Boi]] of being pedophiles themselves, with of course absolutely no evidence to back his claims. When he can&#039;t directly accuse someone of being a sexual deviant, he will instead call them out for being &amp;quot;pedophile supporters&amp;quot; by bringing up a predator (real or not) with whom they have interacted, such as MusicBizMarty for interacting with TonyTheBlackDragon, despite the fact that he was trolling him. Of course, Cyraxx conveniently excludes himself from all the pedophiles trolls have interacted with.&lt;br /&gt;
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As another example, after Cyraxx learned that his ex, [[Kera]], was arrested for endangering the welfare of her son, he started unfoundedly accusing her of having sexually assaulted him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6uxknt-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-keras-arrest.-6172025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Many saw this as an attempt to deflect the people calling him out over his extremely creepy obsession with her son, especially since he earlier offered the trolls with her personal information in exchange for peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most common responses from predator after being caught in a sting is to frame whoever played the decoy as the bad person, something Cyraxx regularly tries to do. This is essentially deflected victim-blaming, where he will pretend that he had his hand “forced” by the victim into flirting and sending inappropriate photos, and that they should get in trouble just as much as he did. Other times, he will say that Masstroll Mafia had no reason to set up a sting against him, which to him proves that she had ill intents to start with and thus nullifies all of his actions somehow. After getting catfished by a decoy for the humpteenth time in July 2025, Cyraxx made up a ridiculous statistic that 9 times out of 10, it is the minor that gets in trouble while the pedophile usually walks away scot-free&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6vr0t1-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-i-groomed-another-minor.-752025..html?start=368&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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== Other Paraphilia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Zoophilia ===&lt;br /&gt;
There has been no conclusive evidence that Cyraxx is a zoophile, although there have been multiple rumors that he attempted to have sexual intercourse with the family dog [[Bandit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Marty occasionally confronted Cyraxx on the matter by asking him to bring Bandit up into his room and show him on camera,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v5ck36r-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-caught-cheating-again-on-taylor.-826.html?start=4397&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; to which Chance only responded with angry threats. This event reinforced the suspicion that Cyraxx might have attempted to do something to the dog, which caused Sally to forbid him from being in the same room unsupervised, but it is more likely that Chance is just a [[Intelligence|sped]] and didn&#039;t bring Bandit into his room as to let the trolls &amp;quot;win&amp;quot; or something. &lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2025, [[Ed]] revealed that Cyraxx was occasionally locked into his room to keep him separate from Bandit when they had to leave him home alone. Although Ed did not explain the reason for such measure, many interpreted this as a sign that Cyraxx attempted to do something depraved to the dog. &lt;br /&gt;
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During the Discord Leaks of March 7th 2024, [[N-Word Boi]] and [[William Gloryhole]] revealed in one of his chatlogs that Raxx had sent a image containing a man performing sex acts on a chicken to someone on Discord. The recipient naturally gets disturbed by the message which resulted in Cyraxx trying to downplay it as a joke.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Incest ===&lt;br /&gt;
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There has been a leak of [[Cyraxx | Cyraxx&#039;s]] search history, which showed him looking up pornographic material featuring a father-son theme. In March 2025, another much larger leak of Cyraxx&#039;s Google search history revealed searches for pornographic material involving [[Sally]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same conversation that Ed mentioned keeping Cyraxx locked, he also brought up an incident where Cyraxx stole one of Sally&#039;s panties, more than likely for perverted reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<updated>2026-01-23T23:47:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: Undo revision 3143 by 2607:FB90:A229:824B:4D7A:E80A:DF1E:EFB3 (talk), fixed newslist and added most recent event.&lt;/p&gt;
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| 2026-01-21 || A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the &#039;&#039;Libs Of TikTok&#039;&#039; Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI &lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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| 2026-01-20 || Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-18 || Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
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		<updated>2026-01-21T02:48:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Third time&amp;#039;s the charm */&lt;/p&gt;
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With Cyraxx being so attached to video games and social media, trolls naturally set their sights on &#039;&#039;&#039;destroying his devices&#039;&#039;&#039;. Exploiting his extreme gullibility and immense greed, they have managed to &#039;&#039;repeatedly&#039;&#039; trick him into bricking his devices, for the most part using the same method consisting of sending kill sticks disguised as USB peripherals to Cyraxx for him to plug and destroy his devices. Needless to say that it was a peculiarly efficient way to both get Cyraxx [[Rage|off his rockers]], and prevent him from potentially interacting with younger players in light of his [[Pedophilia|predatory]] behaviors.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Consoles ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx received an Xbox One as a Christmas gift in 2022, and in early 2023 started regularly uploading videos of him [[Gaming|playing games]] like &#039;&#039;Fortnite&#039;&#039; (which has [[Pedophilia|kids he talks to on]]), Call of Duty, [[Racing|racing games]] like Assetto Corsa, Need For Speed, and Asphalt 9, and watching movies. This was until it was bricked on Jan 29, 2023 by [[Liquid Chris]], [[MF Goon]], and a third assailant called &amp;quot;barbarry,&amp;quot; starting the Xbox Saga. Liquid Chris and MF Goon sent Cyraxx a USB killer in the mail under the cover of a buddy troll who told Cyraxx it was to jailbreak his Xbox and put games on it.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a recording of the ordeal, after a long and drawn out conversation with the buddy troll, Cyraxx plugged the USB into his Xbox, which made it stop working. This was met by confusion from Cyraxx until Liquid and MF Goon hopped into the call, announcing they hacked the call, intercepted the package and that they bricked his Xbox with a &amp;quot;10 jigawatt killstick.&amp;quot; After staring off into the void for a while, slammed his fist onto his desk so hard it made his camera fall and [[Rage|raged out]]. The trolls then announced they hacked all of his accounts, while Cyraxx tried to fix his camera and raged out.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxjBbrcZwEA&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;[[File:Xbox.png|thumb|Xbox that Steven &amp;quot;sent&amp;quot; to Chance]]&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx would go on a panel with MusicBizMarty the day afterwards to address the trolls,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-1-30-cyrax-live-by-his-request-to-address-the-trolls:7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where Cyraxx recounted the events of the Xbox bricking stream and talked about the backstory behind the stream while lamenting his dead Xbox. At the tail end of the stream, Marty mentioned that a man named &amp;quot;Steven Morin&amp;quot; offered to send Cyraxx an Xbox One free of charge to Cyraxx. Cyraxx would be preoccupied talking to Steven for some time, so much that [[CIA-hole]] had to tell Marty on stream that he couldn&#039;t show up because he was busy talking to Steven, barely holding in his laughter while talking to Marty. Cyraxx also joined the stream and showed his dead Xbox.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/Cyrax-on-MBM-Stream-2023-1-31:1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The day after, Steven posted a picture of the Xbox as well as a shipping label that proved he sent it to Cyraxx, but by this time Steven&#039;s enthusiasm to help Cyraxx was waning due to him and his family receiving harassment from the trolls and people following Cyraxx. Steven messaged Marty asking for help, and Marty encouraged him to redirect the package, which predictably made Cyraxx rage out.&lt;br /&gt;
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After Cyraxx got his Xbox got bricked, Sally got in contact with a Norwegian man named Dani and dishonestly told him that her &amp;quot;disabled son&amp;quot; broke his Xbox and that she needed help paying for it, saying she&#039;d split the bill. She didn&#039;t, and scammed him out of the Xbox, which Cyraxx did not mind as they are both equally dishonest.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Another brick in the wall ===&lt;br /&gt;
The saga would be revived 2 years later on March 4th 2025, with Cyraxx once again showing no skepticism towards a random USB device sent to him by strangers online. This time, a buddy-troll gifted Cyraxx an Xbox controller, claiming that it was a high end edition specially made for [[Racing|drifting]]. Whilst chatting with his mysterious &amp;quot;benefactor&amp;quot; over Messenger, Cyraxx plugged the controller into his Xbox, which turned out to be rigged with a kill stick that fried the Xbox&#039;s circuits almost instantly. This was initially met by confusion from, Cyraxx, [[Intelligence|who thought that the charging cord he used to plug the controller was the culprit]], but would soon come to realize that he had been fiddled just like last time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Once the gig was up, Cyraxx set his sights on William Gloryhole, N-Word Boi and MusicBizMarty, despite Marty&#039;s death over a month prior. In a [[Rage|rage-filled]] call with someone posing as Marty, Cyraxx loudly threatens him into paying for the broken console, while [[Sally]] begs for him to keep it down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6q5fhg-what-a-shame-that-chance-lost-yet-another-xbox.-342025..html?start=161&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Cyraxx makes a video where he attempts to play off the destruction of his precious toy as trivial, smugly claiming that it did not matter to him since he wanted to focus onto PC gaming. Sadly for him however, his PC would suffer the same fate less than two weeks later. Of note in this video, Cyraxx sounds meeker and his voice has a noticeable hoarseness into it, suggesting at a prolonged, intense rage fit over the last night.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6q6ofy-cyraxx-live-on-youtube.-yall-aint-stoppin-shit-.-352025.-lol-sure-pdfile-su.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Xbox 360/Wii bricking ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 23, 2025, Cyraxx bricked not one but two consoles, that being his Wii and an old Xbox 360 sent by a buddy-troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6v87bp-the-3-amigos-have-done-it-again-one-more-xbox-brick-and-a-bonus-wii-brick-l.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Subtlety be damned, the trolls this time simply sent Cyraxx a USB drive claiming it contained mods and files for his consoles. Cyraxx produced a video where after presumably bricking his Wii, he plugs the killstick device into his Xbox 360 while loudly exclaiming his suspicions that it was a kill stick to show that it was indeed a kill stick device.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6v87bp-the-3-amigos-have-done-it-again-one-more-xbox-brick-and-a-bonus-wii-brick-l.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Given that the Xbox 360 was reportedly barely functional, Cyraxx likely didn&#039;t care much about it and bricked the console on camera to &amp;quot;prove&amp;quot; that the trolls were destroying his property.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Third time&#039;s the charm ===&lt;br /&gt;
In December 2025, Cyraxx recieved a $700 donation from a buddy-troll, which he promptly used to purchase himself a brand new Xbox Series S. However, this console only lasted a week before it too fell prey to Cyraxx&#039;s stupidity and greed. This time, the booby-trapped device was a steering wheel controller sent to him by another catfish, Cassandra. Believing that William Gloryhole intercepted the package to plant the killstick, Cyraxx went completely off the deep end by threatening trolls to round up vigilante groups and destroy their lives.&lt;br /&gt;
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The bricking of the Xbox was captured on video during a call with Cassandra, [https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a the recording of which was uploaded In January 2026]. After his Xbox goes MIA, Cassandra starts shedding crocodile tears pretending to be devastated that she won&#039;t be able to watch Cyraxxv drift around on Forza. Cyraxx attempts to reassure her in an extremely unsettling manner, physically kissing and hugging the webcam as if he could reach Cassandra through the objective. After this, he runs downstairs to whine at [[Sally]] about losing his Xbox again, to which she undoubtedly reacted with exasperation, but some relief that she was not the one who paid for it this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of note, during the unboxing, Cyraxx brandishes a box cutter bragging about how [[Heather K]] forgot it behind when she moved out of 339 Lloyd Street, displaying an odd amount of pride in eventually offering this menial tool to Cassandra.&lt;br /&gt;
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== PC bricking ==&lt;br /&gt;
Sometime in early 2025, Cyraxx was tricked by trolls to install a backdoor and the infamous MEMZ Trojan Malware onto his gaming PC, allowing them to coordinate DDoS attacks and dig up previously unknown information about him.&lt;br /&gt;
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On March 21st, a buddy-troll approached Cyraxx proposing to help him getting rid of the malware.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6r0tio-cyraxx-nukes-his-own-pc.-3212025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The buddy-troll then instructs Cyraxx to flash the BiOS whilst simultaneously rebooting his PC. Flashing is a firmware update procedure which can cause irreparable damage to the motherboard if performed incorrectly. Just as planned, Cyraxx corrupts his BiOS, preventing his PC from booting. While this can be fixed, it is extremely unlikely that Cyraxx has the technical know-how to restore his PC, let alone the financial means to buy new parts or a new system.&lt;br /&gt;
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== House bricking ==&lt;br /&gt;
On his 35th birthday, Cyraxx recieved an Xbox from a mysterious donor through the mail. However, the Xbox was rigged to trip the circuit breaker of the house. Despite the consequences of this prank being limited to a 5 minutes power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt meant to kill him and his family.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cellphone ==&lt;br /&gt;
While not bricked, Cyraxx lost his cellphone on December 31st 2025 during his escapade at the [[Mall Incident|Summit Mall]]. The phone either flew out of his pocket and buried itself into the snow after Cyraxx slipped and fell, or Cyraxx forgot it at the mall after attempting to charge it at a kiosk. Regardless, both scenarios show how careless Cyraxx is with his eletronics, likely because he paid for none of them and thus has no concept of their actual value, thinking Sally can just easily buy him a new one.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The post-brickening ==&lt;br /&gt;
Repeatedly losing his precious electronics had a noticeable toll on Cyraxx&#039;s mood. After losing both his Xbox and PC, Cyraxx took it to YouTube to whine and rage increasignly often about his lack of toys. He solely blames the trolls for the destruction of his devices, and thus think that they should bear the brunt of replacing them. While the trolls indeed sent those killsticks with the intent to destroy his devices, it is ultimately only his greed and impulsivity that got those killsticks plugged into his precious electronics... several times. In addition, whenever Cyraxx lists the eletronics he wants replaced, he has a habit of abusing his demands by either overestimating the total value or adding unrelated items such as a new gaming keyboard and mouse. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ever since the loss of his Xbox and PC in March 2025, Cyraxx has attempted anything and everything to get his hands on a new system, that is except actually work for it. While he began by dry-begging online, the lack of results caused his patience to wear thinner, causing his demands to become more bold and agressive. On July 16th, Cyraxx had a meltdown over buddy-trolls not actually helping him to buy new electronics, berating them as corwards for not buying him a new PC, and diminishing the consequences of being doxxed or becoming unemployed as trivial&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6w99ai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-angry-at-buddy-trolls.-7162025.-begging-for-toys-again..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite there being no evidence that William Gloryhole was involved with tricking Cyraxx into bricking his electronics, Cyraxx has repeatedly accused him of &amp;quot;destruction of property&amp;quot; ever since he bricked his PC, promising to force William into buying him a new system. On July 15th 2025, a buddy-troll fed Cyraxx with a fake doxx for William Gloryhole. Now believing to have leverage, Cyraxx tried to extort William for a new high end gaming PC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6w7op6-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-wgh-one-day.-7142025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; by threatening to pursue his &amp;quot;court case&amp;quot; against him and ruin his reputation as a local businessman. The irony of Cyraxx constantly accusing trolls of slander or defamation while threatening to do the same to William was totally lost on him. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Unbricked devices ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* A Gameboy Advance&lt;br /&gt;
* A laptop&lt;br /&gt;
* A kindle&lt;br /&gt;
* His &amp;quot;[[Apple Watch|apple watch]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Glossary</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-18T18:29:43Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;This glossary lists common terms, inside references or expression associated with Cyraxx or the lolcow sphere in general.&lt;br /&gt;
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For expressions said by Cyraxx, see [[Chance-isms]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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== A ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Arc&#039;&#039;&#039; :  A term used to refer to a certain period or event in Cyraxx&#039;s life.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;A-Log &#039;&#039;&#039;: Someone who displays irrational hate towards a lolcow and puts excessive time, effort and vitriol towards harassing them, generally a form of projection or insecurity on their own end. Due to Cyraxx&#039;s extreme behaviors and lack of discernible redeeming qualities, A-logging is much less relevant when talking about him, since the line as to what counts as &amp;quot;too far&amp;quot; is already very high.&lt;br /&gt;
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== B ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Buddy-troll&#039;&#039;&#039; : A troll that pretends to befriend their victim either to gain their trust for ulterior motives, or for the sole sake of bragging about being &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; with a lolcow. This practice is generally frowned-upon as it can be seen as a form of enabling, especially since Cyraxx will latch onto pretty much &#039;&#039;anyone&#039;&#039; acting friendly towards him to feed his ego.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Brickening&#039;&#039;&#039; : A slang coined for Cyraxx’s habit of repeatedly bricking his devices with killsticks disguised as USB peripherals sent by trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Boots on the ground&#039;&#039;&#039; : The act of messing with Cyraxx in person, through physical actions. This term is often used to describe trolls visiting 339 Lloyd Street to snoop around or vandalise the property.&lt;br /&gt;
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== C ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Chase&#039;&#039;&#039; : A deliberate misnaming of Chance, often used to annoy or mock him. It originates from bodycam footage where one of the officers mistalkingly names him &amp;quot;Chase&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Crispy Connie&#039;&#039;&#039; : A derogatory nickname for Cyraxx&#039;s biological mother, [[Connie Lobdell]], who died in a house fire.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Cyraxx Cycle&#039;&#039;&#039; : A name created for the cycle of emotions Cyraxx regularly goes through when dealing with trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;Smug-raxx&#039;&#039;&#039; : Designates the part of the cycle where Cyraxx is the smuggest and where his delusions are the most potent.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;Rage-raxx&#039;&#039;&#039; : Designates the part of the cycle where the pressure starts building up from trolls, adversity or simply the reality creeping in, causing him to lash out or rage.&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;Cry-raxx&#039;&#039;&#039; : Designates the part of the cycle where Cyraxx feels defeated and at its lowest, where he will make crying videos trying to pity someone into taking his side and act like a helpless victim after offending people with his behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
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== E ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Enabler&#039;&#039;&#039; : Someone encouraging Cyraxx to continue his harmful behaviors, whether actively or passively. For instance, [[Sally]] is widely seen as a prime enabler for refusing to take action against Cyraxx for [[Akron Police Department#Cyraxx&#039;s Crimes and Arrests|his]] [[Pedophilia|crimes]] and for being a [[Ed#Fights|danger to]] [[Kansas Incident|the household]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== G ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Goblin&#039;&#039;&#039; : One of Cyraxx&#039;s most common nicknames due to his many similarities with the popular depiction of the fantasy creature, namely his grotesque, unkept appearance and his borderline feral behavior &lt;br /&gt;
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== H ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Horrocow&#039;&#039;&#039; : A term to designate a lolcow that is mostly known for their unabashed depraved, creepy and digusting behavior, garnering more horror than laughs from onlookers. Although the origins of the term remain uncertain, some claim that Cyraxx was the first to have been called a horrocow.&lt;br /&gt;
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== I ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ice bullet&#039;&#039;&#039; : When Cyraxx was asked to show the bullet [[Assassination Incident|after he claimed to be shot at during a livestream]], he once made the ridiculous excuse that his supposed assassin used an &amp;quot;ice bullet&amp;quot; than melted after the shooting. It has since become a recurrent expression for whenever Cyraxx lies about having proof for something.&lt;br /&gt;
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== L ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Lolcow]]&#039;&#039;&#039; : An individual whose eccentric, bizarre and foolish behavior can be easily exploited for amusement (or in other words, someone that can be &amp;quot;milked&amp;quot; for lols).&lt;br /&gt;
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== P ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Patrick Smith&#039;&#039;&#039;: Cyraxx’s birthname, before he was renamed Chance Wilkins by Sally, using her then-husband, Gordon Wilkins, as a namesake. Most commonly used as a reminder that Cyraxx is the son of a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Paypig&#039;&#039;&#039; : Someone donating money or gifts to Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Perk-Ed&#039;&#039;&#039; : A derogatory nickname for Ed, coined from his addiction to Percocet painkillers (or &amp;quot;Percs&amp;quot; for short).&lt;br /&gt;
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== S ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Saga&#039;&#039;&#039; : A term used to refer to a certain period or event in Cyraxx&#039;s life.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Sludge]]&#039;&#039;&#039; : An unappetizing concoction Cyraxx used to drink frequently on camera, comprised mostly of poorly brewed coffee and chocolate syrup. The term has since been used to jokingly refer to anything Cyraxx drinks.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Paraphernalia#Stylus|Stylus]]&#039;&#039;&#039; : A stylus pen that has become closely associated with Cyraxx’s character due to the many outrageous antics in which it was involved.&lt;br /&gt;
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== T ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Touching the poop&#039;&#039;&#039; : The act of interacting with a lolcow or getting involved into drama related to them. This is especially frowned upon within the Cyraxx sphere due to the recklessness of doing so and the tight [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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== W ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;Ween&#039;&#039;&#039; : A derogatory term to designate failed trolls. Can be verbed as &#039;&#039;[[Weening]]&#039;&#039; to describe failed trolling attempts, or frowned-upon behaviors in general such as spamming lolcows or harassing nearby bystanders.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Numbers ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;43&#039;&#039;&#039; : The number 43 is a common inside reference about Cyraxx. It originates from the Akron Police Department filing Cyraxx in reports as a “Code 43”, which designates a mentally unstable individual.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;3/3&#039;&#039;&#039; : Refers to the 3&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;rd&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; of March 2023, when [[Cyraxx Beatdown|Cyraxx attempted to fight MusicBizMarty and was beaten into shame on livestream]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;6/25&#039;&#039;&#039; : Refers to the 25&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; of June 2023, when [[Arrest Saga|Cyraxx attempted to assault a troll holding a sign outside his house and got arrested as a result]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;339&#039;&#039;&#039; : Cyraxx’s door number.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
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		<title>Template:NewsList</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-18T04:10:20Z</updated>

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| 2026-01-17 || Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Mall_Incident&amp;diff=3135</id>
		<title>Mall Incident</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Mall_Incident&amp;diff=3135"/>
		<updated>2026-01-17T17:47:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Aftermath */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Mall Incident&#039;&#039;&#039; is an event that occured on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by himself in a shopping mall, an experience which he compared to the likes of getting lost in the middle of the wilderness.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The incident ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx onto the bus back home. According to said-bystander, Cyraxx smelled like urine and would pull the string at almost every stop, angering the other passengers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year&#039;s Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passersby and security about his fiancé being &amp;quot;kidnapped&amp;quot;. Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&amp;amp;t=3s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&amp;amp;t=3s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also at one point attempts to reach out to Sally for her to come pick him up, but due to having no cell plan to call her over the phone and a dying battery, he resorts to begging his buddy trolls to contact her. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx eventually ran out of the mall and started stumbling out in the snow towards the road. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|&amp;quot;several hundred feet deep&amp;quot;]]. He then meets a cop who gave him bus fare to return home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aftermath ===&lt;br /&gt;
The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly exagerrated and dramatic retelling of last night&#039;s escapade.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He turns what would be a minor inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of life and death. Realizing that Cassandra had never been kidnapped in the first place and that he was once again fiddled like a fool, he blames her and the trolls for &amp;quot;leaving him out to die&amp;quot; in the cold, going as far as to tell them that they&#039;d face prison charges for attempted &amp;quot;murder&amp;quot;. Furthermore, he also adds a nonsensical page to his story about a couple who, upon hearing of the catastrophe from concerned &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;, decided to get up and leave in the snow on New Year&#039;s Eve to rescue an aloof Goblin who couldn&#039;t figure out how to return home from the mall. Upon finding Cyraxx, the husband gave him a family heirloom as a token for his exceptional courage and resilience.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A day later, he completely changes his narrative after [[Intelligence|being fooled &#039;&#039;a second time&#039;&#039; into thinking that Cassandra had really been kidnapped]]. Influenced by buddy-trolls, Cyraxx comes up with another completely made-up story where he ran after a white van in the parking lot, certain that he heard Cassandra yelling from inside.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Returning to reality, this escapade shows how poorly Cyraxx can handle himself in the outside world. Not only did he not prepare &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039;, leaving the house with no money and without charging his phone, but he also left in a snowstorm with only a beanie and a thin jacket. Instead of thinking of a solution, he panics and runs around bothering everyone and even asking for a ride home to complete strangers. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Family&amp;diff=3134</id>
		<title>Family</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Family&amp;diff=3134"/>
		<updated>2026-01-15T03:23:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Duane */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Doxxing}}{{WIP}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SpecialMessage|Message=Please do not go out of your way to dig up anything about Cyraxx&#039;s extended family, this is meant only for members who have interacted with the Cyraxx community or who are relevant enough to be talked about}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout the years, many stories surfaced from Cyraxx&#039;s extended family, some from members that stepped forward themselves to provide first-hand accounts. It is safe to say that due to Cyraxx&#039;s tendency to antagonize people over the slightest disagreement and the drama he constantly attracts to himself and everyone around him, Cyraxx&#039;s extended family generally want nothing to do with him and keep their distance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== William Smith ==&lt;br /&gt;
William Smith was Cyraxx&#039;s biological grandfather and [[Ruple Smith|Ruple]]&#039;s father. He married Sally in the late sixties in questionable circumstances, as not only Sally was 15 and William in his mid-twenties, but she was also pushed into mariage when it was discovered that she was pregnant with Ruple. Their mariage did not last very long however, and the two divorced five years later. Ruple, who was four at the time, ended up being largely raised by William, as Sally had very little contact with him after the divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Bill ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bill was Chance&#039;s biological uncle. According to his sister [[Dale Arntzen|Dale]], he was a very jovial and benevolent man. He passed away from lung cancer and pneumonia complications in 2015&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=1638&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chance often brings up Bill as the role model in his life that got him into e-racing, citing his supposed career as a drag racer. As it turns out however, Bill was never a race driver, or even seemed to have any outward interest about motorsports in general. However, when trolls discovered that Bill was a drag queen, it quickly became apparent that Cyraxx had stupidly mixed up the motorsport type of drag race with the drag queen pageant type of drag race. For as much as Cyraxx claims that Bill was a &amp;quot;brother&amp;quot; to him, it is almost certain that Cyraxx did not really care about him, only ever bringing him up to fuel his racing career delusion or to fish for sympathy. What cements this is that while Sally visited him in the hospital during his last moments, Cyraxx didn&#039;t tag along and prefered to stay home, using the excuse that he had to stay to &amp;quot;defend&amp;quot; the property against burglars. Although, Billy likely didn&#039;t like Cyraxx very much either, as he was the one who called the police during the [[Kansas Incident]] after Cyraxx strangled Sally in a blind [[rage]] tantrum. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Buddy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Buddy was Chance&#039;s biological brother, born less than a year prior. He was taken away by the Alaska authorities shortly after his birth and adopted by an unrelated family. He has little to no contact with his biological family and wants nothing to do with them;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v2n32wf-cyraxx-classic-clips-marty-interviews-cyraxxs-father-ruple-smith.html?start=2274&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]] put it, he has arguably &amp;quot;dodged the world&#039;s biggest bullet&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Duane ==&lt;br /&gt;
Duane was the ex-husband of [[Dale Lynne]]. He became relevant to the Cyraxx community during the summer of 2025, amid a situation involving [[Sally]] who had apparently lied to Dale about their family bonds. Likely influenced by Sally, Cyraxx attempted to rope Duane into the conflict and turn him against Dale, despite the two having divorced 20 years prior. He also unsurprisingly shared with him his woes about the trolls alongside his usual sob story full of lies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Duane was originally unaware of Cyraxx&#039;s reputation and somewhat felt bad for him, but as soon as trolls started filling him in, he quickly turned his back on Cyraxx and cut off contact, labelling him as &amp;quot;needy&amp;quot; and having &amp;quot;delusional psychosis&amp;quot;. In January 2026, Duane (or at least someone purporting to be him) commented on a post in the r/Cyraxx subreddit where he reveals that during the [[Mall Incident]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1qbk54q/comment/nzba83q/?utm_source=share&amp;amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;amp;utm_term=1&amp;amp;utm_content=share_button&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Cyraxx reached out to beg him for a ride home, which Duane evidently denied. He also says that although he occasionally keeps tabs on Cyraxx&#039;s latest antics, he ultimately wants nothing to do with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alleged &amp;quot;sons&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has claimed to have 2 sons, Connor and Elliot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Connor ===&lt;br /&gt;
In Cyraxx&#039;s video &amp;quot;New look new attitude new me,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2020-7-1--Cyraxx-Official---New-look-New-attitude-new-ne:8?lid=b680a7d72e65c7ed74cb1d74309fd67f14c46c6c&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Cyraxx shouted out his son &amp;quot;Connor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Elliot ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Family&amp;diff=3133</id>
		<title>Family</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Family&amp;diff=3133"/>
		<updated>2026-01-14T04:24:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Doxxing}}{{WIP}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SpecialMessage|Message=Please do not go out of your way to dig up anything about Cyraxx&#039;s extended family, this is meant only for members who have interacted with the Cyraxx community or who are relevant enough to be talked about}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== William Smith ==&lt;br /&gt;
William Smith was Cyraxx&#039;s biological grandfather and [[Ruple Smith|Ruple]]&#039;s father. He married Sally in the late sixties in questionable circumstances, as not only Sally was 15 and William in his mid-twenties, but she was also pushed into mariage when it was discovered that she was pregnant with Ruple. Their mariage did not last very long however, and the two divorced five years later. Ruple, who was four at the time, ended up being largely raised by William, as Sally had very little contact with him after the divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Bill ==&lt;br /&gt;
Bill was Chance&#039;s biological uncle. According to his sister [[Dale Arntzen|Dale]], he was a very jovial and benevolent man. He passed away from lung cancer and pneumonia complications in 2015&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/STybWG1nLwY?t=1638&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chance often brings up Bill as the role model in his life that got him into e-racing, citing his supposed career as a drag racer. As it turns out however, Bill was never a race driver, or even seemed to have any outward interest about motorsports in general. However, when trolls discovered that Bill was a drag queen, it quickly became apparent that Cyraxx had stupidly mixed up the motorsport type of drag race with the drag queen pageant type of drag race. For as much as Cyraxx claims that Bill was a &amp;quot;brother&amp;quot; to him, it is very likely that it was not reciprocal for Bill, as he was the one who called the police on Cyraxx when he assaulted [[Sally]] in a blind rage tantrum. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is highly likely that Cyraxx made up this story about Bill kindling his interest in racing to make himself look more interesting, and fish for sympathy by bringing up his death. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Buddy ==&lt;br /&gt;
Buddy was Chance&#039;s biological brother, born less than a year prior. He was taken away by the Alaska authorities shortly after his birth and adopted by an unrelated family. He has little to no contact with his biological family and wants nothing to do with them;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v2n32wf-cyraxx-classic-clips-marty-interviews-cyraxxs-father-ruple-smith.html?start=2274&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as [[Gordon Wilkins|Gordon]] put it, he has arguably &amp;quot;dodged the world&#039;s biggest bullet&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Duane ==&lt;br /&gt;
Duane was the ex-husband of [[Dale Lynne]]. He became relevant to the Cyraxx community during the summer of 2025, during a situation involving [[Sally]] who had apparently lied to Dale about their family bonds. Likely influenced by Sally, Cyraxx attempted to rope Duane into the conflict and turn him against Dale, despite the two having divorced 20 years prior. He also unsurprisingly shared with him his woes about the trolls alongside his usual sob story full of lies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Duane was originally unaware of Cyraxx&#039;s reputation, but as soon as trolls started filling him in, he quickly turned his back on Cyraxx and cut off contact, labelling him as &amp;quot;needy&amp;quot; and having &amp;quot;delusional psychosis&amp;quot;. In January 2026, Duane (or at least someone purporting to be him) commented on a post in the r/Cyraxx subreddit where he reveals that during the [[Mall Incident]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1qbk54q/comment/nzba83q/?utm_source=share&amp;amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;amp;utm_term=1&amp;amp;utm_content=share_button&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Cyraxx reached out to beg him for a ride home, which Duane evidently denied. He also says that although he occasionally keeps tabs on Cyraxx&#039;s latest antics, he ultimately wants nothing to do with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Alleged &amp;quot;sons&amp;quot; ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx has claimed to have 2 sons, Connor and Elliot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Connor ===&lt;br /&gt;
In Cyraxx&#039;s video &amp;quot;New look new attitude new me,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2020-7-1--Cyraxx-Official---New-look-New-attitude-new-ne:8?lid=b680a7d72e65c7ed74cb1d74309fd67f14c46c6c&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Cyraxx shouted out his son &amp;quot;Connor&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Elliot ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Court_Saga&amp;diff=3132</id>
		<title>Court Saga</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Court_Saga&amp;diff=3132"/>
		<updated>2026-01-13T04:35:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* The Deposition */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{WIP}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Court Saga&#039;&#039;&#039; is a series of events occurring throughout the fall of 2025, revolving around a made-up court case opposing Cyraxx and the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For years, Cyraxx became quite infamous for desperately attempting to scare away the trolls by threatening to take them to court and have them arrested for all their &amp;quot;federally illegal crimes&amp;quot; against him. [[John John]], alongside [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]], decided to capitalise on this recurrent delusion by crafting a scenario where Cyraxx would be able to press charges and face the trolls in a court setting. To encourage him, a buddy-troll posing as a lawyer, Laura, accepted to take Cyraxx&#039;s case &amp;quot;pro bono&amp;quot;. In turn, John John, William and Southern Harlot hired the best lawyer money could buy for this case, another troll taking the nickname of Cyprus. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Deposition ==&lt;br /&gt;
On October 29&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;, a deposition hearing between all parties is held over a Zoom call&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v70z67k-johnjohn-10-29-25-the-cyraxx-court-case-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Of note, Cyraxx appeared with reading glasses and a horribly ill-buttoned dress shirt. The proceedings are derailed rather quickly as Cyraxx came wholly unprepared for the deposition, having submitted no evidence beforehand. Due to this, a continuance is announced on the 6&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; of November. Nonetheless, Cyraxx attempts to show text messages on his phone out of the blue, declaring that he is “shaking up the system by doing something that’s never been done in court before”. He is however quickly shot down due to his “evidence” being unvetted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the topic of Cyraxx’s past is brought up, he either skirts around or outright refuse to answer the questions asked to him for the defense’s deposition. As Cyprus asks him to verbally repeat exerpts from his correspondences with minor stings for the record, Cyraxx accuses him of trying to set up an “ambush” to make him look bad. From this point on, Cyraxx’s behavior starts to degrade, as he becomes more unruly and agitated, trying to speak over everyone else and telling people to shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ultimately, due to the lack of evidence, Cyprus dismisses all charges against John John, with [[Intelligence|Cyraxx being none the wiser as to why a lawyer is somehow able to make rulings]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After this rather humiliating defeat, Cyraxx spent the next few days crying foul about Cyprus, which he accuses of being a fake lawyer due to his &amp;quot;trollish&amp;quot; behavior. The so-called trollish behavior Cyraxx was complaining about here was simply Cyprus probing him with uncomfortable question, as a lawyer is expected to do during a deposition or a discovery. He also accuses the trolls of breaking the law by livestreaming the hearing, which according to his logic will also lead to the dismissed charges against John John to be reinstated. Overall, despite his defeat, he remained highly confident that the November 6th hearing would be nothing more than a formality to have the trolls locked up for good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the meantime, a local troll drops by 339 Lloyd Street posing as a courier hired by Laura, coming to pick up the bricked electronics and the killstick peripherals to be registered as “exhibits” for the case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Conclusion ==&lt;br /&gt;
On November 6&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;, the fated hearing was once again convened on Zoom, an occasion for which Cyraxx has clean-shaved for the first time since 2020.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v71caao-johnjohn-11-06-25-cyraxx-court-case-conclusion...-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most of the discussion revolved around Cyraxx’s bricked electronics and the 2022 “[[Assassination Saga|assassination attempt]]”. Cyraxx seemingly fails to notice the conspicuous absence of a judge, and that the lawyers are somehow able to reject or retain each other’s objections.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ElectronicsBurnt.png|thumb|The rug pull]]&lt;br /&gt;
After an hour-long, largely uneventful debate, Laura announces that she will be showing a video exhibit of the killstick peripherals and bricked electronics that Cyraxx had sent over to her earlier. Suddenly, the footage cuts to show the items burning in a pile, with a text card saying “WHAT EVIDENCE? - EVIDENCE NO MORE!”. Laura feigns confusion while Cyraxx seemingly struggles to fully register what&#039;s going on. As the trolls celebrate and mock Cyraxx, the stream is unexpectedly porn-bombed by an unkown individual, forcing its early conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A little later, John John, William, Cyprus and Southern Harlot host an “after-party celebration” livestream on Rumble.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v71cic4-wgh-sh-11-06-25-after-party-stream-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Cyraxx barges in raging, throwing slurs and making threats at everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This rug pull deeply affected Cyraxx, who spent the next day feverishly coping and chaining videos acting as smugly as he could to hide the devastation he endured. The most shocking outcome of this saga however was that Cyraxx &#039;&#039;somehow still believed that this was a real hearing, and that Laura was a real lawyer&#039;&#039;, promising to have her come back at the trolls and Cyprus with more charges.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The saga had a short but heated runoff when John John turned the tables and pretended to sue Cyraxx for all of the times he [[Double Whammy|exposed himself on livestream]]. Cyraxx became livid and spent days raging and whining, posturing as if he was above the [[Akron Police Department]] and the District Attorney. Behind the scenes however, Cyraxx left dozens of voice messages to Laura, evidently terrorized and desperate as he begs her to keep him out of jail. Furthermore, Cyraxx also made a video where he attempts to directly plea with the imaginary judge of this imaginary case with his usual sob stories and lies&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v724w9u-cyraxx-11-09-25-emergancy-private-video-addressing-the-judge.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=John_John&amp;diff=3131</id>
		<title>John John</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=John_John&amp;diff=3131"/>
		<updated>2026-01-13T03:08:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* The End? */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
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[[File:JohnJohnYTPFP.jpg|thumb|196x196px|John John&#039;s YouTube profile picture.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;John John&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Morbid Curiosity&#039;&#039;&#039;, the name of his main channel) is a YouTuber and a major Cyraxx [[Trolls|troll]]. Each channel covers a different theme; while Morbid Curiosity is mostly focused on true-crime style content, John John covers comparatively more lighthearted internet drama.&lt;br /&gt;
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Starting in October 2025, he quickly established himself as a prominent troll, hosting panels to mock and rile up Cyraxx for his audience. Many have considered John John to be a spiritual successor to the late [[MusicBizMarty]] due to his peculiar knack with getting under Cyraxx’s skin on live. John John&#039;s style of trolling is fairly similar to MusicBizMarty&#039;s, making up outlandish story to knock Cyraxx off his rockers, but he is noted for giving a lot less space for Cyraxx to ramble, and being much more on the nose by occasionally mimicking Cyraxx&#039;s demeanor to destabilize the goblin.&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
John John first covered Cyraxx in early June 2025,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1kzKUWjeqw&amp;amp;t=638s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where he started a series of videos talking of specific aspects of his life such as [[music]] and [[Racing|e-racing]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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John first became involved in trolling Cyraxx in the midst of the [[Shadokai Saga]], where he collaborated with [[William Gloryhole]] to “steal” Cyraxx’s AI-generated Pokémon ripoff and claim sole ownership. Cyraxx responded on the 17th of September trying to intimidate John John with his made-up “fame.”&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6z3iio-cyraxx-09-17-25-morbid-curiosity.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is evident that what troubled Cyraxx the most is the popularity of John John’s main channel, Morbid Curiosity, which boasts a respectable 260,000 subscribers. Of note, he accuses John John of having a fake YouTube Silver Play Button, a reward plaque given to YouTubers reaching over 100,000 subscribers, with all sorts of contrived arguments like his “algorithm not matching up” or using bots to foam up his subscriber count. This is blatant projection here, as Cyraxx is the one that has a fake Silver Play Button which was [[Troll Mail|mailed]] by a buddy-troll in 2023.&lt;br /&gt;
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Things escalated from there, with Cyraxx becoming increasingly obsessed with John John, and John John prodding him more and more frequently. At some point, Cyraxx started believing that John John was MusicBizMarty’s brother, something which can obviously be confirmed as false simply by looking at the two. Whether a buddy-troll fed him this lie or he made it all up on his own remains unknown, but Cyraxx started increasingly using it to insult John by mocking Marty’s death. &lt;br /&gt;
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John used this bit to convince Chance that he is the brother-in-law to the late MusicBizMarty, being married to Marty&#039;s sister, and that he trolls the goblin in a quest to seek vengeance for Chance murdering Marty.     &lt;br /&gt;
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== The Court Saga ==&lt;br /&gt;
For years, Chance has famously threatened to take legal action against the trolls for their &amp;quot;federally illegal&amp;quot; activities, in an attempt to scare as many trolls away as possible. John used this empty threat to his advantage and began to capitalise on it. John, alongside Willian Gloryhole and Southern Harlot, spearheaded this particular saga in the Raxxiverse and convinced the goblin that he would finally be able to take the trolls to court and get them locked up for decades in federal prison. This saga was the most impactful saga since the passing of MusicBizMarty, in which John, Wiliam and Southern managed to get Chance to play to their tune like only Marty was previously able to and as a result, caused some of the biggest Raxx-outs there has possibly ever been. &lt;br /&gt;
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== John&#039;s Trolling ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnJohnHalloween2025Costume.png|thumb|241x241px|Hail to the King]]&lt;br /&gt;
John&#039;s livestreams have taken trolling the goblin to the next level, he once sold 339 Lloyd for $150 &amp;quot;(more than Cyraxx ever made)&amp;quot; and a new box of ice bullets.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/hZsUE6gCRTs?t=3706&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;    &lt;br /&gt;
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He has also streamed himself dressed as an Arab man, complete with keffiyeh, manufacturing &amp;quot;Friendship Sticks&amp;quot; that he was planning on sending to the goblin through the mail,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeWxnG2wnw&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; piggybacking off of the recent events that happened at Lloyd, where somebody allegedly tried to torch Sally&#039;s car and another troll had sent the goblin yet another kill stick that he plugged into his Xbox because he&#039;s a retard, and caused a temporary power outage at 339 and lead the Goblin to believe that it was an IED that failed to detonate.    &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;On Halloween 2025, John went live dressed as the late great DK, [[MusicBizMarty]], and proceeded to troll the goblin in Marty&#039;s honour. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q0cIWZM_k&amp;amp;t=2354s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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John&#039;s streams have mirrored Marty&#039;s to the extent that to-date; they have almost all resulted in the goblin Raxxing out, though thankfully he has yet to try and flash his necrotic goblin pecker on camera in an attempt to get John&#039;s channel taken down. &lt;br /&gt;
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== The End? ==&lt;br /&gt;
On January 10 2026, John went live reviewing the second half of the 2025 Year of the Goblin and ended the stream by announcing that he was going to &amp;quot;gracefully step aside&amp;quot; from covering the goblin&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/vuZ-h-W7q1U?t=19581&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, stating that he felt now was a good time to step away as he feels that the community had been sufficiently revitalised in order to deal with the goblin. He stated that it was in his best interest to leave because he &amp;quot;doesn&#039;t want to be on his own true crime episode&amp;quot;. When a comment mentioned how the goblin would use this news to his advantage, John responded by saying that he was not going to be stepping back from covering the goblin and said that he could still easily return just to handle the goblin if he felt it was necessary.&lt;br /&gt;
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When asked if he was going to return to his original video format, he replied &amp;quot;I think so dude [...] I never intended to be a streamer&amp;quot;. When a viewer followed that up by commmenting &amp;quot;John knows the FBI is involved&amp;quot;, John responded with a simple &amp;quot;yes&amp;quot;, giving credit to the idea that the FBI were finally aware of the goblin and were investigating him following him being reported to the FBI by [[Blackwater Studios]], whom the goblin had a brief online altercation with that culminated in the goblin threatening to rape the his 9 year old sister.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586/post-23374700&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He mentioned that he had initially wanted to step back following [[Court Saga|The Court Saga]], but was shocked by just how easily the goblin was fooled by them and was swept up by the momentum of the trolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Referencing and expanding on his prior comment above about his own true crime episode, John talked about how the trolls being worked on in the shadows are going to &amp;quot;reach critical mass&amp;quot; and that he specifically wanted nothing to do with any part of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to a Reddit user wondering if John John was just making another ruse to scare Cyraxx, [[Southern Harlot]] confirmed that he was being serious&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1q9hwku/comment/nywjlio/?utm_source=share&amp;amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;amp;utm_term=1&amp;amp;utm_content=share_button&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and that “the right people are aware and working on what they need apparently” in regards to Cyraxx. She also denied rumors that she and other trolls would completely disappear, simply saying that they “needed to move a little differently” in the meantime.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery of the Crown Prince of Akron ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnJohnHalloweenSmile.png|left|thumb|Chance slipping up and smiling at John after John, pretending to be Marty, declared that he was back. Evidently the goblin misses Marty just as much as we do]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnJohnFriendshipStick.png|none|thumb|242x242px|John John posing with one of the friendship sticks that he manufactured]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>339 Lloyd Street</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{SpecialMessage|Message=&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not trespass or vandalize their property to piss off Cyraxx, or really even go there in the first place. If the police are called and you are arrested, not only will you give a victory for Cyraxx, but you will most likely become an enemy to all the trolls for giving him a reason to be insufferably smug.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;339 Lloyd Street&#039;&#039;&#039;, Akron, Ohio, is the dwelling of [[Cyraxx]], [[Sally]] and [[Ed]]. It is a small 2-story rental house built in 1913 owned by a landlord named [[Karen]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/339-Lloyd-St-Akron-OH-44301/35444934_zpid/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Karen had the home refurbished in 2023, with new siding and a rebuilt porch.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx has lived there since he moved to Ohio with Sally from Florida around 2008-2009, rarely if ever leaving the confines of the house since he was kicked out of [[Garfield High|high school]]. It is also heavily inferred that Cyraxx is not allowed to leave the house unsupervised. This theory stemmed from a June 2023 video where Sally is seen locking the anti-burglar bars behind her as she leaves the house to talk to the police, as if she was afraid he would attempt to bolt out behind her back.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdn0v-06122023-fence-report-and-landlord-talks-to-police-about-wanting-to-evict-a.html?start=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; What reinforces this is that Sally is known to call the police to file a missing person report whenever she discovered that Cyraxx was absent from the house, such as when he left to fight MusicBizMarty, and when he snuck out of the house on New Year&#039;s Eve to go to the mall hoping to meet his &amp;quot;fiancé&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx&#039;s online infamy and trolling has attracted pranksters, [[Arrest Saga|protesters]], thieves, and unsuspecting scrappers summoned by fake Craigslist ads to their house, much to the residents&#039; and landlord&#039;s dismay. Either due to Cyraxx&#039;s [[Rage|incessant hollering]] or the bedbug infestation in his room, Sally and Ed have moved their bed downstairs into the living room right by the entrance, which is visible in some police bodycam footage. &lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in 2024, Cyraxx&#039;s house was blurred on Google Maps, most likely on the demand of Karen or Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Infestation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the Wilkins&#039; neglect of the house, the house is currently ridden by an infestation of bugs and rats. The most apparent are bedbugs, which [[Health and Appearance|Cyraxx is being eaten alive by]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/TcLAU7BEwLw?t=50&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; being almost completely &#039;&#039;covered&#039;&#039; in bites and scabs resulting from him constantly scratching the wounds. In April 2023, it was revealed that Cyraxx keeps a jug of bedbug repellent in his closet, suggesting that the family has attempted to manage the situation. However, bedbugs are extremely difficult to eradicate once they have settled in; at this stage only a professional exterminator would be able to do anything. Although there are many ways bedbugs can infiltrate a home, it is most likely that [[Ed]] unknowingly brought home an infested piece of furniture found on one of his scrap runs, and that Cyraxx&#039;s virtually nonexistent hygiene has provided an ideal breeding environment for the pests. On two separate occasions, rodents have been seen running amongst the piles of junk in the background of Cyraxx&#039;s videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v58jujp-cyraxxs-house-is-infested-with-rodents.-7262024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/KkUPJeYuVIs?t=32&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; A leak of Cyraxx&#039;s supposed search history suggests that they might have bitten him on at least one occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/UkNi2Bl8Eq4?t=139&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;vidtab&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
https://rumble.com/v58jujp-cyraxxs-house-is-infested-with-rodents.-7262024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable incidents ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;!-- Police and scrappers/buyers summoned by troll-made Craigslist ads do not count, as they are not showing up specifically to gawk at or interact with Cyraxx with the intent of trolling. --&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With Cyraxx&#039;s growing infamy and his tendency to thoughtlessly provoke his trolls into showing up to his house for fights, 339 Lloyd Street has seen its fair share of visitors, ranging from trolls to various strangers wanting to see the goblin&#039;s lair for themselves. Although most visits are done with the intent of sight-seeing or snooping around the property, there have been a few instances leading to notable reactions from Cyraxx and various incidents.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== MusicBizMarty visits ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MBMChairScribble.png|thumb|253x253px|MusicBizMarty was there]]&lt;br /&gt;
MusicBizMarty has visited Cyraxx&#039;s neighborhood at least 3 times.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &#039;&#039;&#039;First visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - On September 1st 2021, MusicBizMarty drove to Summit Lake, with the stated intent of squaring things out with Cyraxx in exchange for returning him his PayPal account. While waiting, MusicBizMarty spent some time at a park, where he lamented Cyraxx&#039;s attitude, drove by his house, bought Pizza for the homeless and scribbled on a giant adirondack chair a note warning other park-goers than Cyraxx is a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]]. Meanwhile, Cyraxx refused to leave the house and remained in his attic, streaming and calling Marty a pussy for not showing up right to his doorstep.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Second visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - On January 27th 2022, Cyraxx invites Marty over so he can knock his teeth in.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Cyrax-invites-me-over,-I-accept-his-invitation:5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On the evening of the 28th, Marty duly shows up on time, and in front of Cyraxx&#039;s house. However, Cyraxx&#039;s brash posturing from the previous day was nothing but empty threats,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight:6#b/2022-1-27-it-all-ends-tonight#6&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; leaving Marty to stand outside in the dead of the winter for a few minutes, until Cyraxx sent [[Ed]] to the door to tell Marty to leave.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2022-1-27-Brisk-walk-in-Akron:7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The following day, Cyraxx appeared on Marty&#039;s panel where he pleaded for him to stop troubling his family, and blamed his visit for a shooting that occurred near his house, refusing to acknowledge that he, in fact, summoned Marty over to his house and pussied out of his own fight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFKD2c6LFw&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Third visit&#039;&#039;&#039; - In the midst of an intense episode of rivalry dubbed the &amp;quot;Drift King War&amp;quot;, Marty decided to rent an Airbnb right around the block from Cyraxx&#039;s house, pretending to be moving in the neighborhood. In response, Cyraxx threatened to murder Marty if he decided to show up in the neighborhood.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/Cyrax-on-MBM-Stream-2023-2-28-(Marty&#039;s-Moving-to-Akron-Part-1):d&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the evening of the 3rd of March 2023, Marty set up a stream on the porch of his rental home while waiting for Cyraxx. Suddenly, Cyraxx appears running down the street, [[Cyraxx Beatdown|fists out and ready to brawl]]. Rather predictably however, Cyraxx is almost immediately pinned down and forced to declare Marty as the king of Akron before running away back to his room.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-3-3-the-king-of-akron:d?t=1870&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Losing a fight so miserably against his archnemesis on livestream inflicted a huge blow to Cyraxx&#039;s ego, who thereafter desperately attempted to change the narrative to claim that he was the victor of the fight, or that Marty fought unfairly.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trespasser ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the middle of the night, on September 6th 2021, the Akron Police Department arrested a man who had pulled over into the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street. Bodycam footage suggests that he was driving recklessly and pulling up into random driveways in an attempt to evade police attention, claiming that 339 was his aunt&#039;s house while the police arrested him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/9-6-2021-body-cam-proof-that-there-was-a:f&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Nobody in the household seemed to have noticed the commotion going on in their driveway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Although nothing suggests that this man had anything do with Cyraxx, trolls started pretending that he was a hired assassin, causing Cyraxx to believe that the trolls had sent a goon to his house in order to kill him in the middle of the night.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Car vandal ===&lt;br /&gt;
In January 2023, someone smashed Sally&#039;s windshield by throwing a brick at it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE5Nmv8sVJQvXsI7vlbx7gfihmLbgPwWC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This incident made Cyraxx peculiarly furious, as he still regularly cites it to this day as one of the trolls&#039; worst misdeeds.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== IP2 streamers ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 11th, 2023, the IP2 streaming group, including controversial YouTubers OnlyUseMeBlade and ChickenAndy, stopped in Akron on their RV journey to pay a visit to Cyraxx.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Overflowing with excitement to see the Goblin of Akron for themselves, they [[Weening|knocked on the door in hopes of having Cyraxx letting them in]], which predictably did not work. Needless to say, Cyraxx was not too pleased with this impromptu visit, and later developed a ridiculous conspiracy theory that they were attempting to kidnap him for human trafficking.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdpgs-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-big-mad-after-the-ip2-rv-visit.-6122023.html?start=59&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== AwareOfMyself ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Arrest Saga]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of 339 Lloyd Street with a sign denouncing Cyraxx for being a pedophile. Cyraxx ran outside to attack AwareOfMyself with a baseball bat, and was subsequently arrested for assault. AwareOfMyself made sure to remain on the sidewalk through the whole ordeal, as to avoid any possibility of Cyraxx using trespassing to justify his attack. Regardless, Cyraxx attempted to falsely claim that Aware of Myself attempted to trespass with a mob of people,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdnhj-cyraxx-desperately-calls-hacking-as-cops-arrive.-6252023.html?start=9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and that the sidewalk is within the property line.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/rchFjGn3IMg?t=220&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Drones ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[supersayianjim2]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In July 2024, Cyraxx became aware that a YouTuber by the handle supersayianjim2 had been flying drones above his house. For some time, he became extremely paranoid about drones, thinking that these were part of a larger scheme of bombarding his home using incendiary devices. In the meantime, supersayianjim2 escalated things when he started dropping paint jars onto the house&#039;s roof,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/GctrsMcsx8U?t=1827&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; something he or other trolls still do as recently as October 2024. This event also aggravated the home&#039;s other residents, namely [[Ed]], who patrolled the property with a paintball gun.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2024-7-20-Drones-will-be-more-impactful-than-people-recognize,-in-positive-ways-to-help-society.%E2%80%9D--Bill-Gates:e&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Concrete bags ===&lt;br /&gt;
In September 2024, a troll ordered a delivery of concrete bags to 339 Lloyd Street. This prank snowballed into several more trolls sending concrete or large birdfeed bags to be delivered onto the porch, causing it to bow under the weight of all the heavy bags. The deliveries ceased either when the prank naturally lost steam or when trolls realized that the family could resell the concrete for money.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alex T fight ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Alex T]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On May 14th 2025, TikTok user Alex &amp;quot;Big T&amp;quot; Taffini and his girlfriend hosted a livestream where the two drove to 339 Lloyd Street after being tricked by trolls into believing that Cyraxx was threatening him following a previous, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMilRlL7T2I unsuccessful visit] on May 8th. After a short argument, Alex punches Cyraxx in the face and attempts to attack [[Ed]] while he was calling the police before running away. Interestingly enough, although Alex&#039;s action could constitute a felony, the APD did little to intervene afterward, perhaps showing how fed up they were with the antics going on at 339 Lloyd Street.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Car vandal 2.png|thumb|217x217px|The damage to the van as shown by Cyraxx.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Car vandal #2 ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 6th 2025, Sally&#039;s minivan was vandalized by unclear means, leaving what looked like light scorch marks on the van&#039;s side. Cyraxx claimed this was an attempt by trolls to torch the car, and later an attempt to blow it up and bomb the house. He pursued by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for &amp;quot;abandoning him and his family&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss&amp;amp;t=1s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. There is heavy suspicion that Cyraxx was the one who attempted to set fire to the van as a false flag operation to convince the police that the trolls are committing acts of &amp;quot;terrorism&amp;quot;. Regardless, Cyraxx&#039;s claim that someone tried to torch the vehicle is uncredible at best given the very light damage that was nowhere near the gas tank.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Xbox outage ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 20th 2025, Cyraxx received an Xbox through the mail. Little did he know that it was either defective or purposefully rigged, tripping the circuit breaker when he turned it on. Despite the prank resulting in nothing more than a momentary power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt against him. The incident caused Cyraxx to go on a ridiculous power trip saying that he will take down all trolls and beat law enforcement.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Smashed windows ===&lt;br /&gt;
Between November 29th and December 1st, several window panes on the house and on Sally&#039;s minivan were smashed. Cyraxx responded by threatening to shoot and kill anyone trespassing on the property.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v72hmvw-cyraxx-12-01-25-cvg.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.This also oddly coincided with [[John John|John John&#039;s]] visit to Akron on that Thanksgiving break.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== &amp;quot;Pedo&amp;quot; graffiti ===&lt;br /&gt;
In December 2025, a troll spay-painted &amp;quot;PEDO&amp;quot; in front of the driveway.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Internet cable ===&lt;br /&gt;
In the evening of January 10th 2026, someone ripped out the coaxial internet cable box from the side of the house, cutting off Internet access to 339 Lloyd Street. Distressed, Cyraxx sent out a message to his group of buddy-trolls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1qadljd/oh_my_looks_like_theres_a_bit_of_turbulence_at/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, begging for someone to let him move in while blaming Sally and Ed for &amp;quot;holding him back in his career and in life&amp;quot;. What can be presumed from the message is that the internet withdrawal caused Cyraxx to lash out at Sally, leading Ed to intervene and causing an argument which may have escalated to a physical fight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Eviction Threats ==&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s more than obvious that the easiest way to stop the constant trespassing and harassment towards the household would be to get rid of the root cause of it by evicting Cyraxx from the property. Cyraxx is a grown adult and could reasonably be evicted from the household; however, the only thing standing between him and the streets or an institution is Sally&#039;s insistence to keep Cyraxx around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although Sally seems unwilling to actually get rid of Cyraxx, she will still however threaten him with eviction when she has had enough of the constant harassment the goblin brings upon them. This, so far, has occurred twice:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* In June 2023, Sally told Cyraxx that the landlord threatened to evict them unless they cut off the internet. The first thing Cyraxx did naturally [[Intelligence|was to go live on YouTube to beg for money to afford a lawyer]] and fight the landlord&#039;s decision&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v3wdpm7-cyraxx-live-on-kick.-urgent-call-to-action-soon-homeless-give-me-money.-612.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. However, nothing happened afterward, leading some to believe that Sally made up this story in an attempt to coax Cyraxx into moderating his behavior.&lt;br /&gt;
* In October 2024, a leaked phone call between Cyraxx and [[CIA-Hole]] surfaced&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOh9481nwc&amp;amp;t=2s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, in which a panicked Cyraxx claims that Sally and Ed snapped and told him that he was no longer welcome in the house. This phone call generated a significant amount of excitement, with many believing it to be the beginning of the fabled &amp;quot;Homeless Saga&amp;quot;. Eventually, it was revealed to be an older recording unrelated to the events ongoing around the time, and Cyraxx kept going with his business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Homelessness ==&lt;br /&gt;
With no money to his name, no employment history, no basic skills, unchecked mental illness and a lot of burnt bridges with his extended family, it is safe to assume that as soon as Sally passes away, Cyraxx will either be institutionalized, or become homeless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is adamant that he will not become homeless, clinging on the delusion that his content will eventually take off and make him rich overnight, or that he will have friends all over the world willing to take him in. Furthermore, he frequently accuses the trolls of conspiring to make him homeless, with the ultimate goal to have him murdered in the streets. While the trolls do express great anticipation at seeing Cyraxx become homeless, they are not &#039;&#039;making&#039;&#039; him homeless, and are certainly not plotting on murdering him this way either. It is evident that given his laziness and ridiculous dependance on his grandmother, Cyraxx would become homeless even if the trolls were not in the picture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While it is evident that the prospect of being kicked out from the relative comfort of Sally&#039;s home is agitating him, Cyraxx certainly is not taking any steps to prevent it from happening. Furthermore, Cyraxx has shown to be completely helpless when left on his own in the outside world. The aforementionned New Year&#039;s Eve trip to the mall was for Cyraxx a harrowing experience. Cyraxx left the house completely unprepared, bringing no money with him, not bothering to check if his phone was sufficiently charged, and running outside in a snowstorm wearing only a thin fall jacket and a beanie. With no money to return home, Cyraxx started wandering around asking shopkeepers and security guards for a phone charger and even to drive him home, almost exactly like a five-year old would act after losing their mom in the store. This new display of pathetic struggle in face of a minor inconvenience was seen by many as a taste of what an eventual &amp;quot;Homeless Saga&amp;quot; would look like for Cyraxx. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cyraxx&#039;s Room]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sally]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ed]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;width: 140px;&amp;quot; | Date !! News&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-01 || Chance is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<updated>2026-01-11T20:47:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: &lt;/p&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;width: 140px;&amp;quot; | Date !! News&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-10 || 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after a the [https://rumble.com/v746k76-cyraxx-lost-a-channel-and-the-box-on-the-house-lol.-bad-night-for-339..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 2025-07-01 || Chance is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3125</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3125"/>
		<updated>2026-01-10T21:16:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done wrong to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacked [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Raped a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Tried to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Calling people hard-Rs in a hateful context.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Has [[Rage|physically and verbally abused]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubborness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only does the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx is notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from personally trolling the Goblin if not some online infamy and/or unwanted attention. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his death threats against law enforcement agents. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested by the federal authorities. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be as neutral and objective as possible, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<updated>2026-01-10T21:15:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done wrong to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacked [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Raped a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Tried to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Calling people hard-Rs in a hateful context.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Has [[Rage|physically and verbally abused]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubborness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not even being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Not only does the [[gatekeeping]] surrounding Cyraxx is notably tight, but there is little to nothing to gain from personally trolling the Goblin if not some online infamy and/or unwanted attention. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his death threats against law enforcement agents. This scenario is very similar to what caused Daniel Larson to be arrested. In his case, many of his trolls were approached by investigators for questioning or to provide information about him; it is safe to say that if Cyraxx ends up being arrested, it is very likely that his trolls will also be roped into the investigation. While it is still largely a rumor, better stay safe than sorry and just do like everyone else: sit back and watch from afar. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be as neutral and objective as possible, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Device_Bricking&amp;diff=3123</id>
		<title>Device Bricking</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Device_Bricking&amp;diff=3123"/>
		<updated>2026-01-10T19:05:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* The post-brickening */&lt;/p&gt;
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With Cyraxx being so attached to video games and social media, trolls naturally set their sights on &#039;&#039;&#039;destroying his devices&#039;&#039;&#039;. Exploiting his extreme gullibility and immense greed, they have managed to &#039;&#039;repeatedly&#039;&#039; trick him into bricking his devices, for the most part using the same method consisting of sending kill sticks disguised as USB peripherals to Cyraxx for him to plug and destroy his devices. Needless to say that it was a peculiarly efficient way to both get Cyraxx [[Rage|off his rockers]], and prevent him from potentially interacting with younger players in light of his [[Pedophilia|predatory]] behaviors.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Consoles ==&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx received an Xbox One as a Christmas gift in 2022, and in early 2023 started regularly uploading videos of him [[Gaming|playing games]] like &#039;&#039;Fortnite&#039;&#039; (which has [[Pedophilia|kids he talks to on]]), Call of Duty, [[Racing|racing games]] like Assetto Corsa, Need For Speed, and Asphalt 9, and watching movies. This was until it was bricked on Jan 29, 2023 by [[Liquid Chris]], [[MF Goon]], and a third assailant called &amp;quot;barbarry,&amp;quot; starting the Xbox Saga. Liquid Chris and MF Goon sent Cyraxx a USB killer in the mail under the cover of a buddy troll who told Cyraxx it was to jailbreak his Xbox and put games on it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a recording of the ordeal, after a long and drawn out conversation with the buddy troll, Cyraxx plugged the USB into his Xbox, which made it stop working. This was met by confusion from Cyraxx until Liquid and MF Goon hopped into the call, announcing they hacked the call, intercepted the package and that they bricked his Xbox with a &amp;quot;10 jigawatt killstick.&amp;quot; After staring off into the void for a while, slammed his fist onto his desk so hard it made his camera fall and [[Rage|raged out]]. The trolls then announced they hacked all of his accounts, while Cyraxx tried to fix his camera and raged out.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxjBbrcZwEA&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;[[File:Xbox.png|thumb|Xbox that Steven &amp;quot;sent&amp;quot; to Chance]]&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx would go on a panel with MusicBizMarty the day afterwards to address the trolls,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2023-1-30-cyrax-live-by-his-request-to-address-the-trolls:7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where Cyraxx recounted the events of the Xbox bricking stream and talked about the backstory behind the stream while lamenting his dead Xbox. At the tail end of the stream, Marty mentioned that a man named &amp;quot;Steven Morin&amp;quot; offered to send Cyraxx an Xbox One free of charge to Cyraxx. Cyraxx would be preoccupied talking to Steven for some time, so much that [[CIA-hole]] had to tell Marty on stream that he couldn&#039;t show up because he was busy talking to Steven, barely holding in his laughter while talking to Marty. Cyraxx also joined the stream and showed his dead Xbox.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://odysee.com/@UnofficialCyraxArchive:b/Cyrax-on-MBM-Stream-2023-1-31:1&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The day after, Steven posted a picture of the Xbox as well as a shipping label that proved he sent it to Cyraxx, but by this time Steven&#039;s enthusiasm to help Cyraxx was waning due to him and his family receiving harassment from the trolls and people following Cyraxx. Steven messaged Marty asking for help, and Marty encouraged him to redirect the package, which predictably made Cyraxx rage out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Cyraxx got his Xbox got bricked, Sally got in contact with a Norwegian man named Dani and dishonestly told him that her &amp;quot;disabled son&amp;quot; broke his Xbox and that she needed help paying for it, saying she&#039;d split the bill. She didn&#039;t, and scammed him out of the Xbox, which Cyraxx did not mind as they are both equally dishonest.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Another brick in the wall ===&lt;br /&gt;
The saga would be revived 2 years later on March 4th 2025, with Cyraxx once again showing no skepticism towards a random USB device sent to him by strangers online. This time, a buddy-troll gifted Cyraxx an Xbox controller, claiming that it was a high end edition specially made for [[Racing|drifting]]. Whilst chatting with his mysterious &amp;quot;benefactor&amp;quot; over Messenger, Cyraxx plugged the controller into his Xbox, which turned out to be rigged with a kill stick that fried the Xbox&#039;s circuits almost instantly. This was initially met by confusion from, Cyraxx, [[Intelligence|who thought that the charging cord he used to plug the controller was the culprit]], but would soon come to realize that he had been fiddled just like last time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once the gig was up, Cyraxx set his sights on William Gloryhole, N-Word Boi and MusicBizMarty, despite Marty&#039;s death over a month prior. In a [[Rage|rage-filled]] call with someone posing as Marty, Cyraxx loudly threatens him into paying for the broken console, while [[Sally]] begs for him to keep it down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6q5fhg-what-a-shame-that-chance-lost-yet-another-xbox.-342025..html?start=161&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Cyraxx makes a video where he attempts to play off the destruction of his precious toy as trivial, smugly claiming that it did not matter to him since he wanted to focus onto PC gaming. Sadly for him however, his PC would suffer the same fate less than two weeks later. Of note in this video, Cyraxx sounds meeker and his voice has a noticeable hoarseness into it, suggesting at a prolonged, intense rage fit over the last night.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6q6ofy-cyraxx-live-on-youtube.-yall-aint-stoppin-shit-.-352025.-lol-sure-pdfile-su.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Xbox 360/Wii bricking ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 23, 2025, Cyraxx bricked not one but two consoles, that being his Wii and an old Xbox 360 sent by a buddy-troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6v87bp-the-3-amigos-have-done-it-again-one-more-xbox-brick-and-a-bonus-wii-brick-l.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Subtlety be damned, the trolls this time simply sent Cyraxx a USB drive claiming it contained mods and files for his consoles. Cyraxx produced a video where after presumably bricking his Wii, he plugs the killstick device into his Xbox 360 while loudly exclaiming his suspicions that it was a kill stick to show that it was indeed a kill stick device.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6v87bp-the-3-amigos-have-done-it-again-one-more-xbox-brick-and-a-bonus-wii-brick-l.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Given that the Xbox 360 was reportedly barely functional, Cyraxx likely didn&#039;t care much about it and bricked the console on camera to &amp;quot;prove&amp;quot; that the trolls were destroying his property.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Third time&#039;s the charm ===&lt;br /&gt;
In December 2025, Cyraxx recieved a $700 donation from a buddy-troll, which he promptly used to purchase himself a brand new Xbox Series S. However, this console only lasted a week before it too fell prey to Cyraxx&#039;s stupidity and greed. This time, the booby-trapped device was a steering wheel controller sent to him by another buddy-troll. Cyraxx would go completely off the deep end this time by threatening trolls to round up vigilante groups and destroy their lives.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== PC bricking ==&lt;br /&gt;
Sometime in early 2025, Cyraxx was tricked by trolls to install a backdoor and the infamous MEMZ Trojan Malware onto his gaming PC, allowing them to coordinate DDoS attacks and dig up previously unknown information about him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On March 21st, a buddy-troll approached Cyraxx proposing to help him getting rid of the malware.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6r0tio-cyraxx-nukes-his-own-pc.-3212025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The buddy-troll then instructs Cyraxx to flash the BiOS whilst simultaneously rebooting his PC. Flashing is a firmware update procedure which can cause irreparable damage to the motherboard if performed incorrectly. Just as planned, Cyraxx corrupts his BiOS, preventing his PC from booting. While this can be fixed, it is extremely unlikely that Cyraxx has the technical know-how to restore his PC, let alone the financial means to buy new parts or a new system.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== House bricking ==&lt;br /&gt;
On his 35th birthday, Cyraxx recieved an Xbox from a mysterious donor through the mail. However, the Xbox was rigged to trip the circuit breaker of the house. Despite the consequences of this prank being limited to a 5 minutes power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt meant to kill him and his family.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Cellphone ==&lt;br /&gt;
While not bricked, Cyraxx lost his cellphone on December 31st 2025 during his escapade at the [[Mall Incident|Summit Mall]]. The phone either flew out of his pocket and buried itself into the snow after Cyraxx slipped and fell, or Cyraxx forgot it at the mall after attempting to charge it at a kiosk. Regardless, both scenarios show how careless Cyraxx is with his eletronics, likely because he paid for none of them and thus has no concept of their actual value, thinking Sally can just easily buy him a new one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The post-brickening ==&lt;br /&gt;
Repeatedly losing his precious electronics had a noticeable toll on Cyraxx&#039;s mood. After losing both his Xbox and PC, Cyraxx took it to YouTube to whine and rage increasignly often about his lack of toys. He solely blames the trolls for the destruction of his devices, and thus think that they should bear the brunt of replacing them. While the trolls indeed sent those killsticks with the intent to destroy his devices, it is ultimately only his greed and impulsivity that got those killsticks plugged into his precious electronics... several times. In addition, whenever Cyraxx lists the eletronics he wants replaced, he has a habit of abusing his demands by either overestimating the total value or adding unrelated items such as a new gaming keyboard and mouse. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ever since the loss of his Xbox and PC in March 2025, Cyraxx has attempted anything and everything to get his hands on a new system, that is except actually work for it. While he began by dry-begging online, the lack of results caused his patience to wear thinner, causing his demands to become more bold and agressive. On July 16th, Cyraxx had a meltdown over buddy-trolls not actually helping him to buy new electronics, berating them as corwards for not buying him a new PC, and diminishing the consequences of being doxxed or becoming unemployed as trivial&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6w99ai-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-angry-at-buddy-trolls.-7162025.-begging-for-toys-again..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite there being no evidence that William Gloryhole was involved with tricking Cyraxx into bricking his electronics, Cyraxx has repeatedly accused him of &amp;quot;destruction of property&amp;quot; ever since he bricked his PC, promising to force William into buying him a new system. On July 15th 2025, a buddy-troll fed Cyraxx with a fake doxx for William Gloryhole. Now believing to have leverage, Cyraxx tried to extort William for a new high end gaming PC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6w7op6-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-wgh-one-day.-7142025..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; by threatening to pursue his &amp;quot;court case&amp;quot; against him and ruin his reputation as a local businessman. The irony of Cyraxx constantly accusing trolls of slander or defamation while threatening to do the same to William was totally lost on him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Unbricked devices ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* A Gameboy Advance&lt;br /&gt;
* A laptop&lt;br /&gt;
* A kindle&lt;br /&gt;
* His &amp;quot;[[Apple Watch|apple watch]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3122</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3122"/>
		<updated>2026-01-10T17:09:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done wrong to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacked [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Raped a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Tried to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Calling people hard-Rs in a hateful context.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Has [[Rage|physically and verbally abused]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubborness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his death threats against law enforcement agents; therefore it should be in your best interest to do like everyone else and just watch from afar, and to not &amp;quot;touch the poo&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be as neutral and objective as possible, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3121</id>
		<title>Frequently Asked Questions</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questions&amp;diff=3121"/>
		<updated>2026-01-10T17:07:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== All About Cyraxx ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What&#039;s wrong with this guy? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Health and Appearance]] and [[Mental Health]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx is has numerous physical health issues including facial deformities, poor hygiene, scabs from constant skin-picking, and developmental abnormalities possibly linked to premature birth or genetic conditions like cleidocranial dysplasia. He’s also notably frail, emaciated, and pale, with severe dental decay and limb underdevelopment. Mentally, he shows many signs of delusional thinking, narcissism, and low cognitive function.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What has Cyraxx done wrong to warrant this level of backlash? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Controversy]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His immoral actions include but are not limited to;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Attacked [[Sally Wilkins|his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Raped a [[Blind Billy|blind boy]] during high school&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedophilia|Tried to get in touch with numerous children]], most of which were thankfully catfishes.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bigotry|Calling people hard-Rs in a hateful context.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Has [[Rage|physically and verbally abused]] his [[Romance|previous girlfriends]] and [[Sally Wilkins|current]] [[Ed|caretakers]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While there are many horrible people just like Cyraxx out there on the internet, many of which are arguably far more dangerous than him due to being much [[Intelligence|smarter]] and more capable, what makes him stand out so much is not only his sheer stubborness to keep on arguing with trolls online, but also due to his extreme, often highly entertaining reactions spurred by his anger issues and delusions. On top of this, his exceptionally low intelligence and lack of worldly experiences make him an extremely easy target for internet trolls, resulting in what many have called a &amp;quot;golden goose&amp;quot; of a Lolcow. For measure, Cyraxx was easily tricked into plugging USB killstick devices into his electronics &#039;&#039;four&#039;&#039; times in less than five months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Is Cyraxx a proven pedophile? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See [[Pedophile]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, although he may be better described as a hebephile or ephebophile if you&#039;re being technical. He has been caught texting multiple stings several times for years now, being accused of being a pedophile all the way back in 2018 by [[Candall Smith]] and possibly even in 2016 by Chuck Stegall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I get in contact with / troll Cyraxx? ===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Please&#039;&#039; do not try to get in contact with Cyraxx at all. You will regret going anywhere near Cyraxx, as many people have been doxxed and harassed for even just contacting him, some not being aware of his reputation. We also strongly discourage attempting to troll or &amp;quot;buddy-troll&amp;quot; Cyraxx, especially if it involves breaking the law. Furthermore, as of January 2026, there is a strong possibility that the FBI is currently involved into investigating Cyraxx for his death threats against law enforcement agents; therefore it should be in your best interest to do like everyone else and watch from afar, and to not &amp;quot;touch the poo&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== What does Cyraxx&#039;s future look like? ===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s likely he will continue his same antics until he is either somehow arrested, killed, or is displaced by Sally dying. If Sally dies, he will be taken care of by [[Ed]], go into some sort of government assistance program, or live on the streets. It&#039;s hard to say exactly, but his future seems pretty bleak in any case.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Aren&#039;t you guys directly feeding into Chance&#039;s delusions by centering a wiki around him? ===&lt;br /&gt;
The main purpose of the wiki is documentation surrounding Cyraxx&#039;s admittedly fascinating character. Even if we&#039;re indirectly immortalizing him, it&#039;s a small price to pay for making sure that every little misdeed committed by him doesn&#039;t go unnoticed or unscathed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cyraxx wouldn&#039;t approve of this wiki anyway, because despite doing our best to be as neutral and objective as possible, anything or anyone that doesn&#039;t immediately shower him with overwhelming praise is subject to his ire. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wiki / Documentation Help ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== How do I find a specific video? ===&lt;br /&gt;
Either look through some of the resources in our [[Useful Resources]] page or ask people on the subreddit.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>StupidStu</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Mall_Incident&amp;diff=3120</id>
		<title>Mall Incident</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Mall_Incident&amp;diff=3120"/>
		<updated>2026-01-08T04:22:01Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;The &#039;&#039;&#039;Mall Incident&#039;&#039;&#039; is an event that occured on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by inself in a shopping mall.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The incident ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx onto the bus back home. According to said-bystander, Cyraxx smelled like urine and would pull the string at almost every stop, angering the other passengers.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year&#039;s Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word that Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passersby and security about his fiancé being &amp;quot;kidnapped&amp;quot;. Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&amp;amp;t=3s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&amp;amp;t=3s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also at one point attempts to reach out to Sally for her to come pick him up, but due to having no cell plan to call her over the phone and a dying battery, he resorts to begging his buddy trolls to contact her. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx eventually ran out of the mall and started stumbling out in the snow towards the road. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|&amp;quot;several hundred feet deep&amp;quot;]]. He then meets a cop who gave him bus fare to return home.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Aftermath ===&lt;br /&gt;
The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly exagerrated and dramatic retelling of last night&#039;s escapade.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He turns what would be a minor inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of life and death. Realizing that Cassandra had never been kidnapped in the first place and that he was once again fiddled like a fool, he blames her and the trolls for &amp;quot;leaving him out to die&amp;quot; in the cold, going as far as to tell them that they&#039;d face prison charges for attempted &amp;quot;murder&amp;quot;. Furthermore, he also adds a nonsensical page to his story about a couple who, upon hearing of the catastrophe from concerned &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;, decided to get up and leave in the snow on New Year&#039;s Eve to rescue an aloof Goblin who couldn&#039;t figure out how to return home from the mall. Upon finding Cyraxx, the husband gave him a family heirloom as a token for his exceptional courage and resilience.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Returning to reality, this escapade shows how poorly Cyraxx can handle himself in the outside world. Not only did he not prepare &#039;&#039;at all&#039;&#039;, leaving the house with no money and without charging his phone, but he also left in a snowstorm with only a beanie and a thin jacket. Instead of thinking of a solution, he panics and runs around bothering everyone and even asking for a ride home to complete strangers. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://wiki.lolcow.city/cyraxx/index.php?title=Akron_Police_Department&amp;diff=3119</id>
		<title>Akron Police Department</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-08T04:18:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Cyraxx&amp;#039;s Crimes and Arrests */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:AkronPD.jpg|thumb|424x424px|EVIL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Abovethalaw.png|thumb|What Cyraxx thinks he is]]&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Akron Police Department&#039;&#039;&#039; is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over &#039;&#039;100 times&#039;&#039;, resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx&#039;s Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]], [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]]. Cyraxx is classified as a &amp;quot;43,&amp;quot; APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the [[Cyraxx&#039;s aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn&#039;t been punished at all. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Cyraxx and The Law ==&lt;br /&gt;
Law is a tenuous and malleable concept for Cyraxx. His view of the law seems to be limited to that of something which people can get arrested for breaking, akin to the rules of an elementary school. He completely ignores the realities of the system itself, such as the separation of criminal and civil laws, the limitations of judicial power, and the practical realities of law enforcement.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, he is under the belief that the amendments of the US Constitution are laws which individual citizens must follow. This is a fundamentally incorrect view, as the purpose of the US Constitution is to outline the powers of the government to protect the country’s citizens’ rights. Funnily enough, Cyraxx does not seem to even know the constitution except for the 2&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;nd&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; amendment, likely due to how mediatized it is. For instance, he has a few times accused trolls of violating the 4&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; amendment for “preventing him from making a living”, while it actually pertains to illegal search and seizures. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Cyraxx will heavy-handedly accuse anyone he doesn’t like of committing crimes to blackmail them with threats of prosecution, when he himself is accused of doing something illegal clear and cut, suddenly Cyraxx becomes extremely nitpicky as to what constitutes a crime. For instance, after he was charged with assault for [[Arrest Saga|attacking Aware Of Myself,]] he attempted to invoke the Castle Doctrine to justify his attack as “self-defense”, failing to realize that there was ample video evidence to show that at no point did Aware Of Myself attempt to attack Cyraxx or trespass on the property. When called out on his lie, Cyraxx attempted to move the goalposts by claiming that the sidewalk in front of the house is within the property line.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Cyraxx accuses someone of committing a crime, he believes that they will automatically get the worst possible sentence no matter what. For example, when Cyraxx believed that trolls were smashing his relatives’ headstones, he warned that they would end up in prison for 10 years&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6yg6k4-cyraxx-09-03-25-wgh-and-tombstones.html?start=385&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Realistically, this sort of sentence would only be applicable for cases where the body itself was exhumed and profaned, or if a veteran’s memorial was targeted&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.congress.gov/108/plaws/publ29/PLAW-108publ29.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Vandalizing just any headstone will generally lead to either a misdemeanor or a low-level felony depending on the circumstances and extent of the damage, but certainly not a decade-long prison sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because Cyraxx never faced any significant consequences for his crimes, he gradually developed an very dangerous delusion that he is &amp;quot;untouchable&amp;quot; by law enforcement, thinking that they won&#039;t arrest him in fear of being sued and &amp;quot;exposed&amp;quot; for supposedly leaving Cyraxx&#039;s family to fend for themselves against the trolls, failing to realize that he only had extremely lucky circumstances on his side so far, or that none of his trolls have been arrested either for their percieved &amp;quot;crimes&amp;quot; against him. It remains to be seen how far exactly will he take this delusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.   &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx is only capable of making of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx&#039;s fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/C7AH1svn_D0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Police Interactions ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious expasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP3x8O8y2m0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On May 14th 2025, a [[Alex T|ween]] walked up to the porch of the house and punched Cyraxx in the face after a short confrontation. Although the ween&#039;s action could realistically lead to criminal charges, namely trespassing and assault, the APD remained largely uninvolved in the matter, and no concrete action was taken against the ween on their end. On May 24th, the ween was arrested for domestic violence and aggravated menacing; not because of his visit to 339, but instead due to an unrelated incident.   &lt;br /&gt;
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When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Officer interview ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 14th 2025, [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] hosted a panel where they interviewed an alleged officer of the APD&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/ePZmpWaWjfk?t=683&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, who preserved their anonymity through the use of a voice changer.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this interview, the officer states that well over 200 calls have been made about 339 Lloyd Street to the APD. Practically everyone in the Akron Police Department knows Cyraxx by name, and, according to the officer, being sent to 339 Lloyd Street has become a passing ritual of some sort for the trainees. They state that while they initially tried to give the family advice and direct them towards helpful resources, (dismantling Cyraxx&#039;s lie that the APD has provided them no help at all), both the residents of 339 Lloyd Street and the landlord of the house have shown staggering obstinance and refused to take any action. This led them to be labelled as a &amp;quot;late stage&amp;quot; case. In other words, the APD has given up on trying to reach out and are now simply waiting for Cyraxx to commit a substantial crime to arrest him, which the officer believes will only be a &amp;quot;matter of time&amp;quot; due to his degrading behavior and mental health.&lt;br /&gt;
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While the 339 Lloyd Street issue has been extensively discussed in meetings within the APD, the biggest obstacle is that Cyraxx&#039;s life is entierly online, making it difficult to prosecute on the basis of threats made against intangible people or delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the interview, Cyraxx briefly intervened to harass the officer and threaten them to get them fired.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cyraxx&#039;s Crimes and Arrests ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Domestic violence ===&lt;br /&gt;
On February 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by [[Intelligence|walking]] and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and received a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy and undergoes a mental health assessment.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://courts.akronohio.gov/AkronCaseInformation/cases/criminal/12-CR-01598-001&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Assault ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of Cyraxx&#039;s home holding a sign denouncing him for being a [[pedophile]]. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. AwareOfMyself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until AwareOfMyself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402698-aomcompost1.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402704-aomcompost2.jpg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Indecent exposure ===&lt;br /&gt;
When Cyraxx becomes aggravated enough on Marty&#039;s livestreams, he will sometimes [[Double Whammy|resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down]]. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-2907.09&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQdOL0MZ4Eg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that [[Ego|he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says]], going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rchFjGn3IMg&amp;amp;t=232s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Threat to life ===&lt;br /&gt;
On January 6th 2026, it was discovered that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats, including against APD officers, caused him to be flagged in the FBI&#039;s eGuardian system&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. As a result, the FBI informed the Ohio State Highway Patrol about Cyraxx for a TTL notice (Threat to Life), which was then transferred to the Akron Police Department. Of note, the OSHP Lieutenant making the call opens by saying that the TTL notice is about &amp;quot;A YouTuber who&#039;s making threats to various people&amp;quot;, to which the APD dispatcher responds with &amp;quot;I have a feeling it&#039;s on Lloyd Street&amp;quot;. This shows how much of a nuisance Cyraxx has made himself to the APD.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Police Calls ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See main article [[Police Calls]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The calls to Cyraxx&#039;s house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx&#039;s house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx&#039;s family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx&#039;s calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.&lt;br /&gt;
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About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the &amp;quot;victims&amp;quot; in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Legitimate Calls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx&#039;s house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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# Police were called on Cyraxx for [[Kansas Incident|beating up his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
# Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VOMWfTIGDs&amp;amp;ab_channel=WilliamGloryhole&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Police called on Cyraxx when he [[Arrest Saga|assaulted]] [[Aware of Myself]]&lt;br /&gt;
# A police report was made by [[Ed]] when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture&lt;br /&gt;
# A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property&lt;br /&gt;
# Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed&lt;br /&gt;
# Police was called after a [[Alex T|ween]] trespassed and [[Weening|assaulted Cyraxx]] by throwing the first punch.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Urban Spelunking ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See main article [[Urban Spelunking]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Akron Police Department</title>
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		<updated>2026-01-08T04:15:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;StupidStu: /* Cyraxx&amp;#039;s Crimes and Arrests */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:AkronPD.jpg|thumb|424x424px|EVIL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Abovethalaw.png|thumb|What Cyraxx thinks he is]]&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Akron Police Department&#039;&#039;&#039; is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over &#039;&#039;100 times&#039;&#039;, resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed. &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx&#039;s Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]], [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]]. Cyraxx is classified as a &amp;quot;43,&amp;quot; APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the [[Cyraxx&#039;s aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn&#039;t been punished at all. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Cyraxx and The Law ==&lt;br /&gt;
Law is a tenuous and malleable concept for Cyraxx. His view of the law seems to be limited to that of something which people can get arrested for breaking, akin to the rules of an elementary school. He completely ignores the realities of the system itself, such as the separation of criminal and civil laws, the limitations of judicial power, and the practical realities of law enforcement.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, he is under the belief that the amendments of the US Constitution are laws which individual citizens must follow. This is a fundamentally incorrect view, as the purpose of the US Constitution is to outline the powers of the government to protect the country’s citizens’ rights. Funnily enough, Cyraxx does not seem to even know the constitution except for the 2&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;nd&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; amendment, likely due to how mediatized it is. For instance, he has a few times accused trolls of violating the 4&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;th&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; amendment for “preventing him from making a living”, while it actually pertains to illegal search and seizures. &lt;br /&gt;
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While Cyraxx will heavy-handedly accuse anyone he doesn’t like of committing crimes to blackmail them with threats of prosecution, when he himself is accused of doing something illegal clear and cut, suddenly Cyraxx becomes extremely nitpicky as to what constitutes a crime. For instance, after he was charged with assault for [[Arrest Saga|attacking Aware Of Myself,]] he attempted to invoke the Castle Doctrine to justify his attack as “self-defense”, failing to realize that there was ample video evidence to show that at no point did Aware Of Myself attempt to attack Cyraxx or trespass on the property. When called out on his lie, Cyraxx attempted to move the goalposts by claiming that the sidewalk in front of the house is within the property line.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Cyraxx accuses someone of committing a crime, he believes that they will automatically get the worst possible sentence no matter what. For example, when Cyraxx believed that trolls were smashing his relatives’ headstones, he warned that they would end up in prison for 10 years&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v6yg6k4-cyraxx-09-03-25-wgh-and-tombstones.html?start=385&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Realistically, this sort of sentence would only be applicable for cases where the body itself was exhumed and profaned, or if a veteran’s memorial was targeted&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.congress.gov/108/plaws/publ29/PLAW-108publ29.pdf&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Vandalizing just any headstone will generally lead to either a misdemeanor or a low-level felony depending on the circumstances and extent of the damage, but certainly not a decade-long prison sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Because Cyraxx never faced any significant consequences for his crimes, he gradually developed an very dangerous delusion that he is &amp;quot;untouchable&amp;quot; by law enforcement, thinking that they won&#039;t arrest him in fear of being sued and &amp;quot;exposed&amp;quot; for supposedly leaving Cyraxx&#039;s family to fend for themselves against the trolls, failing to realize that he only had extremely lucky circumstances on his side so far, or that none of his trolls have been arrested either for their percieved &amp;quot;crimes&amp;quot; against him. It remains to be seen how far exactly will he take this delusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.   &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx is only capable of making of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx&#039;s fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/C7AH1svn_D0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Police Interactions ==&lt;br /&gt;
Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious expasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP3x8O8y2m0&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On May 14th 2025, a [[Alex T|ween]] walked up to the porch of the house and punched Cyraxx in the face after a short confrontation. Although the ween&#039;s action could realistically lead to criminal charges, namely trespassing and assault, the APD remained largely uninvolved in the matter, and no concrete action was taken against the ween on their end. On May 24th, the ween was arrested for domestic violence and aggravated menacing; not because of his visit to 339, but instead due to an unrelated incident.   &lt;br /&gt;
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When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.  &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Officer interview ===&lt;br /&gt;
On September 14th 2025, [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] hosted a panel where they interviewed an alleged officer of the APD&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://youtu.be/ePZmpWaWjfk?t=683&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, who preserved their anonymity through the use of a voice changer.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this interview, the officer states that well over 200 calls have been made about 339 Lloyd Street to the APD. Practically everyone in the Akron Police Department knows Cyraxx by name, and, according to the officer, being sent to 339 Lloyd Street has become a passing ritual of some sort for the trainees. They state that while they initially tried to give the family advice and direct them towards helpful resources, (dismantling Cyraxx&#039;s lie that the APD has provided them no help at all), both the residents of 339 Lloyd Street and the landlord of the house have shown staggering obstinance and refused to take any action. This led them to be labelled as a &amp;quot;late stage&amp;quot; case. In other words, the APD has given up on trying to reach out and are now simply waiting for Cyraxx to commit a substantial crime to arrest him, which the officer believes will only be a &amp;quot;matter of time&amp;quot; due to his degrading behavior and mental health.&lt;br /&gt;
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While the 339 Lloyd Street issue has been extensively discussed in meetings within the APD, the biggest obstacle is that Cyraxx&#039;s life is entierly online, making it difficult to prosecute on the basis of threats made against intangible people or delusions.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the interview, Cyraxx briefly intervened to harass the officer and threaten them to get them fired.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Cyraxx&#039;s Crimes and Arrests ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Domestic violence ===&lt;br /&gt;
On February 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by [[Intelligence|walking]] and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and received a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy an mental health assessment.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://courts.akronohio.gov/AkronCaseInformation/cases/criminal/12-CR-01598-001&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Assault ===&lt;br /&gt;
On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of Cyraxx&#039;s home holding a sign denouncing him for being a [[pedophile]]. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. AwareOfMyself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until AwareOfMyself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402698-aomcompost1.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2024/36/3/1725402704-aomcompost2.jpg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Indecent exposure ===&lt;br /&gt;
When Cyraxx becomes aggravated enough on Marty&#039;s livestreams, he will sometimes [[Double Whammy|resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down]]. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-2907.09&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQdOL0MZ4Eg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that [[Ego|he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says]], going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rchFjGn3IMg&amp;amp;t=232s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Threat to life ===&lt;br /&gt;
On January 6th 2026, it was discovered that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats, including against APD officers, caused him to be flagged in the FBI&#039;s eGuardian system&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. As a result, the FBI informed the Ohio State Highway Patrol about Cyraxx for a TTL notice (Threat to Life), which was then transferred to the Akron Police Department. Of note, the OSHP Lieutenant making the call opens by saying that the TTL notice is about &amp;quot;A YouTuber who&#039;s making threats to various people&amp;quot;, to which the APD dispatcher responds with &amp;quot;I have a feeling it&#039;s on Lloyd Street&amp;quot;. This shows how much of a nuisance Cyraxx has made himself to the APD.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Police Calls ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See main article [[Police Calls]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The calls to Cyraxx&#039;s house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx&#039;s house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx&#039;s family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx&#039;s calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.&lt;br /&gt;
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About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the &amp;quot;victims&amp;quot; in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely. &lt;br /&gt;
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=== Legitimate Calls ===&lt;br /&gt;
Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx&#039;s house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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# Police were called on Cyraxx for [[Kansas Incident|beating up his grandmother]]&lt;br /&gt;
# Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VOMWfTIGDs&amp;amp;ab_channel=WilliamGloryhole&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Police called on Cyraxx when he [[Arrest Saga|assaulted]] [[Aware of Myself]]&lt;br /&gt;
# A police report was made by [[Ed]] when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture&lt;br /&gt;
# A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property&lt;br /&gt;
# Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed&lt;br /&gt;
# Police was called after a [[Alex T|ween]] trespassed and [[Weening|assaulted Cyraxx]] by throwing the first punch.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Urban Spelunking ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;See main article [[Urban Spelunking]]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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| 2026-01-06 || A series of police calls are leaked, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qldDGAmrZl4 including a communication] revealing that Cyraxx&#039;s many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI&#039;s system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a [https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v harrowing life or death trial].&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-31 || Cyraxx is tricked into [[Device Bricking|bricking]] a 4th XBox. Later that day, [[John John]] &amp;quot;kidnaps&amp;quot; Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-29 || Cyraxx&#039;s girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-12-08 || A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-10-17 || [https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAyhYYAc1rs3RDpPk-Kp9z5ZTLgyfvRU6 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered] by a [[Kiwi Farms]] user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-30 ||  [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://rumble.com/v6zqo2u-wgh-southern-harlot-09-30-25-edstein-cyraxx-segments-and-ed-texts.html?start=1063 livestream] where a text conversation with [[Ed]] is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-20 || Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-14 || [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]] host a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZmpWaWjfk&amp;amp;t=683s livestream] where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged [[Akron Police Department]] officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-09-09 || Someone vandalizes Sally&#039;s minivan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp27Wz5hWss Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts] by raging at the [[Akron Police Department|APD]] for not arresting his trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-08-22 || Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-08-21 || Cyraxx is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]]. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-08-17 || Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged &amp;quot;break&amp;quot; by posting a brief but highly unsettling [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBk61KUc7k video] encouraging someone&#039;s kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-08-05 || Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx&#039;s aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-08-03 || RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn&#039;t been leaked yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-07-22 || Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his &amp;quot;Memorial Streams&amp;quot; on Ozzy Osbourne who&#039;s death was announced within only a few hours before the stream &lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-07-19 || It is discovered that fellow [[Pedophilia|pedo-fork]], Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-07-09 || Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $[[Finances|1400]], only for [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] to open it and discover it was actually a [[Troll Mail|glitter bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-07-01 || Chance is caught in another [[Pedophilia|sting]] &lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-06-23 || Cyraxx is tricked into bricking a THIRD Xbox along with his Wii&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2025-06-20 || A [https://www.reddit.com/r/Cyraxx/comments/1lgmmx4/cyraxx_and_ed_fight_audio_boosted/ violent altercation] breaks out between Ed and Cyraxx.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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