Porch Charging Incident - Revision history

AllHailJonas at 21:24, 25 December 2025

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AllHailJonas at 20:40, 15 November 2025

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			{{Quote\|GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!!\|\|author=The homeowner confronting Daniel}}
	[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]		[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]

AllHailJonas: /* Transcript */

2025-09-04T02:15:40Z

Transcript

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	{{red\|Homeowner: I don't know. If they do they better show it right now.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: I don't know. If they do they better show it right now.}}

	{{blue\|And what is your person ''[?]'' last name?}}		{{blue\|Operator: And what is your person ''[?]'' last name?}}

	{{red\|My name is Tony [Full name].}}		{{red\|Homeowner: My name is Tony [Full name].}}

	{{blue\|Okay, M. [Full name] what is your phone number?}}		{{blue\|Operator: Okay, M. [Full name] what is your phone number?}}

	{{red\|[Homeowner gives his phone number]}}		{{red\|[Homeowner gives his phone number]}}

	{{blue\|Okay just to make sure I got the right number, [operator repeats phone number]?}}		{{blue\|Operator: Okay just to make sure I got the right number, [operator repeats phone number]?}}

	{{red\|Yes.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Yes.}}

	{{blue\|''[Inaudible]''}}		{{blue\|Operator: ''[Inaudible]''}}

	{{red\|Okay. [To Daniel] If I ever see you on this fucking property again, there's going to be consequences, do you understand me? You don't come over here charging your fucking phone and using my fucking electricity! Who the fuck are you!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Okay. [To Daniel] If I ever see you on this fucking property again, there's going to be consequences, do you understand me? You don't come over here charging your fucking phone and using my fucking electricity! Who the fuck are you!? I suggest you get the fuck out of here because they're on their fucking way! Are you gonna wait? Is that what you waiting for?}}

	{{~~red~~\|I ~~suggest~~ you ~~get the fuck out of here because they~~'re ~~on their fucking way!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: I don't know what you're gonna do, I don't know if—}}

	{{red\|~~Are you gonna wait? Is that what you waiting for?~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: 'screams' '''I'M ASKING YOU A FUCKING QUESTION! YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUCKING MOVE YOU OUT OF HERE!'''}}

	{{green\|~~I don't know what~~ you~~'re gonna do, I don't know if—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer—}}

	{{red\|~~'screams' '''I'M ASKING YOU A FUCKING QUESTION! YOU BETTER~~ GET THE FUCK OFF ~~OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUCKING MOVE YOU OUT OF HERE~~!~~'''~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!}}

	{{green\|If you take one step ~~closer—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer…}}

	{{red\|~~GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY~~!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck off my property!}}

	{{green\|If you take one step ~~closer…~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer—}}

	{{red\|Get the fuck off my property!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck off my fucking property! They're coming for you, you stupid fuck! Don't you understand!?}}

	{{green\|If ~~you take one step closer—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you—}}

	{{red\|~~Get the fuck off my~~ fucking ~~property! They're coming for you, you stupid fuck! Don't you understand~~!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Why are you fucking here!?}}

	{{green\|If ~~you—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you put one hand on me.}}

	{{red\|~~Why are you fucking~~ here!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck out of here! ''[Puts one hand on Daniel]''}}

	{{green\|~~If you put one hand on me.~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: Okay n——-er!}}

	{{red\|~~Get the fuck out of here! ''[Puts one hand on Daniel]'~~'}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Really? It's gonna be like that?}}

	{{green\|~~Okay n——~~-~~er!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: You—you're threatening me and I don't- I don't-}}

	{{red\|~~Really? It~~'~~s gonna be like that?~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: I ain't threatening you I told you: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!}}

	{{green\|~~You—you're threatening me and~~ I don't~~- I don~~'t-}}		{{green\|Daniel: I don't know if you're gonna put hands on me or-}}

	{{red\|~~I ain't threatening~~ you ~~I told you: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY~~!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Did you fucking call me a n——-er!?}}

	{{green\|~~I don't know if~~ you're gonna put hands on ~~me or-~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you're gonna put hands on me…}}

	{{red\|~~Did~~ you fucking ~~call me a n——~~-er!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: You better get the fuck out of here. pauses Get the fuck out of here! They're coming for you bud! Whatever the fuck you are, get the fuck out of here! Why are you here!? You think you can just fucking come on- on somebody's fucking property, use their shit and get the fuck out!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? Get the fuck out of here!}}

	{{green\|~~If you~~'~~re gonna put hands on me…~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: No, because I'm afraid-}}

	{{red\|~~You better get the fuck out of here.~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'!?}}

	{{~~red~~\|~~Get the fuck out of here! They~~'~~re coming for you bud! Whatever the fuck you are, get the fuck out~~ of ~~here!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: I'm afraid- I'm afraid of your-}}

	{{red\|~~Why are you here!? You think you can just fucking come on- on somebody's fucking property, use their shit and get the fuck out!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? Get the fuck out of here!}}~~		{{red\|Homeowner: YOU BETTER START WALKING! IMMA GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, START WALKING!}}

	~~{{green\|No, because I'm afraid-}}~~

	~~{{red\|WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'!?}}~~

	~~{{green\|I'm afraid- I'm afraid of your-}}~~

	~~{{red\|~~YOU BETTER START WALKING! IMMA GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, START WALKING!}}

	''[Daniel drops his phone]''		''[Daniel drops his phone]''

	{{red\|What the fuck is your fucking problem~~!?}}~~		{{red\|Homeowner: What the fuck is your fucking problem!?}}

	~~{{green\|If you're gonna put hands on me-}}~~

	~~{{red\|Get your fucking ass out of here! Don't fucking come here, don't you fucking show your face around here again!}}~~

	~~{{red\|What the fuck are you gonna do? You want me to fuck you up!? Is that what you want~~!?}}

	{{~~red~~\|~~Get the fuck out of here and don~~'~~t fucking come back!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you're gonna put hands on me-}}

	{{red\|Don't do it bud. Don't do it.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get your fucking ass out of here! Don't fucking come here, don't you fucking show your face around here again! What the fuck are you gonna do? You want me to fuck you up!? Is that what you want!? Get the fuck out of here and don't fucking come back! lowers voice Don't do it bud. Don't do it.}}

	{{green\|if you're gonna put hands on m-}}		{{green\|Daniel: if you're gonna put hands on m-}}

	{{red\|GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: yelling againGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!}}
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AllHailJonas: Corrected date on Reddit

2025-08-02T17:52:58Z

Corrected date on Reddit

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	The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, where Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, only to be confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] was evicted from his housing the previous month. Despite spending most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.		The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 12, 2022, where Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, only to be confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] was evicted from his housing the previous month. Despite spending most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.

	Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after returning from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, Daniel decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the homeowner found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.		Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after returning from his hike from Castle Rock on May 12, 2022, Daniel decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the homeowner found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.

	Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.		Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.

Aviv: Reverted edits by Gollywagon (talk) to last revision by TheHighKing

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			The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, where Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, only to be confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] was evicted from his housing the previous month. Despite spending most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.

			Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after returning from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, Daniel decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the homeowner found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.

			Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.

			The video has since been deleted from YouTube, however there are many re-uploads on various platforms.

	== Video ==		== Video ==

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==

Gollywagon at 05:13, 28 April 2025

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==

Gollywagon at 05:13, 28 April 2025

2025-04-28T05:13:16Z

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	[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]		[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]

	The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, where Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, only to be confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] was evicted from his housing the previous month. Despite spending most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.

	Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after returning from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, Daniel decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the homeowner found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.

	Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.

	~~The video has since been deleted from YouTube, however there are many re-uploads on various platforms.~~

	== Video ==		== Video ==

TheHighKing: Adding a source that is not broken.

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	Daniel has addressed the incident in hindsight / retrospect several times. Daniel claimed to have said the N Word simply in self-defense, although its questionable was "defense" this provided for him, as it increased the severity of the situation further.<ref>https://archive.org/details/agh1sv4k461a1</ref><ref>https://archive.org/details/lzk04rjxcpra1</ref>		Daniel has addressed the incident in hindsight / retrospect several times. Daniel claimed to have said the N Word simply in self-defense, although its questionable was "defense" this provided for him, as it increased the severity of the situation further.<ref>https://archive.org/details/agh1sv4k461a1</ref><ref>https://archive.org/details/lzk04rjxcpra1</ref>

	In a Discord interview in April 2023 regarding the incident, he claimed to have been in an unfamiliar area while having a dead phone. Without access to an electrical outlet, he was told to knock on homes in the area, "door-to-door," until he found an "abandoned" house with an electrical outlet. Daniel claimed to have sat on the porch to charge his phone and then find directions. The owner arrived, to where Daniel felt threatened enough to begin filming. When attempting to leave, he encountered resistance from the homeowner. When questioned about his use of the "[[The N Word\|Tactical Slur]]" by the interviewers, Daniel explained that he initially attempted silence, then tried talking over the person, resorting to the word as a last resort to silence them. He explicitly stated that he had not used the term as a "self-defense word" prior to this particular incident.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/12aijbh/daniel_larson_explains_porch_incident/</ref>		In a Discord interview in April 2023 regarding the incident, he claimed to have been in an unfamiliar area while having a dead phone. Without access to an electrical outlet, he was told to knock on homes in the area, "door-to-door," until he found an "abandoned" house with an electrical outlet. Daniel claimed to have sat on the porch to charge his phone and then find directions. The owner arrived, to where Daniel felt threatened enough to begin filming. When attempting to leave, he encountered resistance from the homeowner, who was blocking the path despite telling Daniel to leave. When questioned about his use of the "[[The N Word\|Tactical Slur]]" by the interviewers, Daniel explained that he initially attempted silence, then tried talking over the person, resorting to the word as a last resort to silence them. He explicitly stated that he had not used the term as a "self-defense word" prior to this particular incident.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/12aijbh/daniel_larson_explains_porch_incident/</ref><ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/129yt52/daniel_larson_addressing_the_use_of_the_self/</ref>

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	The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, ~~wherein~~ Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, ~~before being~~ confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] ~~left the house provided to him by [[Jonas]] and~~ his ~~disability services, marking the beginning of~~ the ~~first [[Homeless Era]]~~. ~~Even though he spent~~ most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.		The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, where Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, only to be confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] was evicted from his housing the previous month. Despite spending most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.

	Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after ~~Daniel returned~~ from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, he decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the ~~owner of the house~~ found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.		Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after returning from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, Daniel decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the homeowner found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.

	Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.		Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.

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			[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]

			The '''Porch Charging Incident''' occurred on May 13, 2022, wherein Daniel began to charge his phone on an unknown man's porch, before being confronted by the homeowner. This occurred around the time when [[Daniel Larson\|Daniel]] left the house provided to him by [[Jonas]] and his disability services, marking the beginning of the first [[Homeless Era]]. Even though he spent most of his days sleeping outside, he still managed to post [[Social Media Accounts\|TikToks]] from his phone.

			Despite being homeless, Daniel still managed to find places to charge his phone, as he was still posting videos all day. Daniel mostly charged his phone at restaurants, stores, and other public facilities. However, after Daniel returned from his hike from Castle Rock on May 13, 2022, he decided to charge his phone on someone’s private property. When the owner of the house found out Daniel was charging his phone there, he became enraged with Daniel, got aggressive, and called the police after Daniel refused to leave despite being asked to multiple times.

			Daniel then started having a [[Meltdowns\|meltdown]], resorting to call the owner of the property a [[The N Word\|racial slur]]. When a user pointed out in the comments that it is wrong to say racial slurs, Daniel responded by saying, “True unless it’s because you are really scared for your safety.” Despite this, Daniel's statement does not make sense, as he has also used the slur in situations where nobody is around.

			The video has since been deleted from YouTube, however there are many re-uploads on various platforms.

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	[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]		[[File:Porchincidentcomic.jpg\|thumb\|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10hvi5q/porch_incident_comic_by_my_friend/ Artist's depiction.] ]]

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	{{red\|Homeowner: I don't know. If they do they better show it right now.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: I don't know. If they do they better show it right now.}}

	{{blue\|And what is your person ''[?]'' last name?}}		{{blue\|Operator: And what is your person ''[?]'' last name?}}

	{{red\|My name is Tony [Full name].}}		{{red\|Homeowner: My name is Tony [Full name].}}

	{{blue\|Okay, M. [Full name] what is your phone number?}}		{{blue\|Operator: Okay, M. [Full name] what is your phone number?}}

	{{red\|[Homeowner gives his phone number]}}		{{red\|[Homeowner gives his phone number]}}

	{{blue\|Okay just to make sure I got the right number, [operator repeats phone number]?}}		{{blue\|Operator: Okay just to make sure I got the right number, [operator repeats phone number]?}}

	{{red\|Yes.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Yes.}}

	{{blue\|''[Inaudible]''}}		{{blue\|Operator: ''[Inaudible]''}}

	{{red\|Okay. [To Daniel] If I ever see you on this fucking property again, there's going to be consequences, do you understand me? You don't come over here charging your fucking phone and using my fucking electricity! Who the fuck are you!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Okay. [To Daniel] If I ever see you on this fucking property again, there's going to be consequences, do you understand me? You don't come over here charging your fucking phone and using my fucking electricity! Who the fuck are you!? I suggest you get the fuck out of here because they're on their fucking way! Are you gonna wait? Is that what you waiting for?}}

	{{~~red~~\|I ~~suggest~~ you ~~get the fuck out of here because they~~'re ~~on their fucking way!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: I don't know what you're gonna do, I don't know if—}}

	{{red\|~~Are you gonna wait? Is that what you waiting for?~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: 'screams' '''I'M ASKING YOU A FUCKING QUESTION! YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUCKING MOVE YOU OUT OF HERE!'''}}

	{{green\|~~I don't know what~~ you~~'re gonna do, I don't know if—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer—}}

	{{red\|~~'screams' '''I'M ASKING YOU A FUCKING QUESTION! YOU BETTER~~ GET THE FUCK OFF ~~OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FUCKING MOVE YOU OUT OF HERE~~!~~'''~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!}}

	{{green\|If you take one step ~~closer—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer…}}

	{{red\|~~GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY~~!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck off my property!}}

	{{green\|If you take one step ~~closer…~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you take one step closer—}}

	{{red\|Get the fuck off my property!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck off my fucking property! They're coming for you, you stupid fuck! Don't you understand!?}}

	{{green\|If ~~you take one step closer—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you—}}

	{{red\|~~Get the fuck off my~~ fucking ~~property! They're coming for you, you stupid fuck! Don't you understand~~!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Why are you fucking here!?}}

	{{green\|If ~~you—~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you put one hand on me.}}

	{{red\|~~Why are you fucking~~ here!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get the fuck out of here! ''[Puts one hand on Daniel]''}}

	{{green\|~~If you put one hand on me.~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: Okay n——-er!}}

	{{red\|~~Get the fuck out of here! ''[Puts one hand on Daniel]'~~'}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Really? It's gonna be like that?}}

	{{green\|~~Okay n——~~-~~er!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: You—you're threatening me and I don't- I don't-}}

	{{red\|~~Really? It~~'~~s gonna be like that?~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: I ain't threatening you I told you: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!}}

	{{green\|~~You—you're threatening me and~~ I don't~~- I don~~'t-}}		{{green\|Daniel: I don't know if you're gonna put hands on me or-}}

	{{red\|~~I ain't threatening~~ you ~~I told you: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY~~!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Did you fucking call me a n——-er!?}}

	{{green\|~~I don't know if~~ you're gonna put hands on ~~me or-~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you're gonna put hands on me…}}

	{{red\|~~Did~~ you fucking ~~call me a n——~~-er!?}}		{{red\|Homeowner: You better get the fuck out of here. pauses Get the fuck out of here! They're coming for you bud! Whatever the fuck you are, get the fuck out of here! Why are you here!? You think you can just fucking come on- on somebody's fucking property, use their shit and get the fuck out!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? Get the fuck out of here!}}

	{{green\|~~If you~~'~~re gonna put hands on me…~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: No, because I'm afraid-}}

	{{red\|~~You better get the fuck out of here.~~}}		{{red\|Homeowner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'!?}}

	{{~~red~~\|~~Get the fuck out of here! They~~'~~re coming for you bud! Whatever the fuck you are, get the fuck out~~ of ~~here!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: I'm afraid- I'm afraid of your-}}

	{{red\|~~Why are you here!? You think you can just fucking come on- on somebody's fucking property, use their shit and get the fuck out!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? Get the fuck out of here!}}~~		{{red\|Homeowner: YOU BETTER START WALKING! IMMA GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, START WALKING!}}

	~~{{green\|No, because I'm afraid-}}~~

	~~{{red\|WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'!?}}~~

	~~{{green\|I'm afraid- I'm afraid of your-}}~~

	~~{{red\|~~YOU BETTER START WALKING! IMMA GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY, START WALKING!}}

	''[Daniel drops his phone]''		''[Daniel drops his phone]''

	{{red\|What the fuck is your fucking problem~~!?}}~~		{{red\|Homeowner: What the fuck is your fucking problem!?}}

	~~{{green\|If you're gonna put hands on me-}}~~

	~~{{red\|Get your fucking ass out of here! Don't fucking come here, don't you fucking show your face around here again!}}~~

	~~{{red\|What the fuck are you gonna do? You want me to fuck you up!? Is that what you want~~!?}}

	{{~~red~~\|~~Get the fuck out of here and don~~'~~t fucking come back!~~}}		{{green\|Daniel: If you're gonna put hands on me-}}

	{{red\|Don't do it bud. Don't do it.}}		{{red\|Homeowner: Get your fucking ass out of here! Don't fucking come here, don't you fucking show your face around here again! What the fuck are you gonna do? You want me to fuck you up!? Is that what you want!? Get the fuck out of here and don't fucking come back! lowers voice Don't do it bud. Don't do it.}}

	{{green\|if you're gonna put hands on m-}}		{{green\|Daniel: if you're gonna put hands on m-}}

	{{red\|GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!}}		{{red\|Homeowner: yelling againGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!}}
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