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AllHailJonas at 02:51, 20 February 2026

2026-02-20T02:51:06Z

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	\| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️		\| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️
	\| 151 = We can allway's be freind's!		\| 151 = We can allway's be freind's!
			\| 152 = Jonez my care porvider is niglectful and abusive he hit me in the head with a bannana because i asked for mac and cheese i am scared to live in this house
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AllHailJonas at 02:47, 20 February 2026

2026-02-20T02:47:06Z

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	\| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown\|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]		\| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown\|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]
	\| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️		\| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️
			\| 151 = We can allway's be freind's!
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AllHailJonas at 05:57, 26 December 2025

2025-12-26T05:57:54Z

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	\| 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life!		\| 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life!
	\| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown\|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]		\| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown\|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]
			\| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️
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AllHailJonas at 21:35, 26 October 2025

2025-10-26T21:35:52Z

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	{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod ~~148~~}}		{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 150}}
	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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	\| 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus]		\| 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus]
	]		]
			\| 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life!
			\| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown\|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]
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Javascript1: Decided to add some quotes for the first time in a 1 year. Hope I don't break the whole thing...

2025-06-10T00:12:23Z

Decided to add some quotes for the first time in a 1 year. Hope I don't break the whole thing...

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	{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod ~~146~~}}		{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 148}}
	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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	\| 144 = I got closterfobia		\| 144 = I got closterfobia
	\| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!		\| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
			\| 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight]
			\| 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus]
	]		]
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imported>Movin'Mugzy at 15:53, 1 June 2024

2024-06-01T15:53:58Z

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	THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.		THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
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	{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod ~~137~~}}		{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 146}}
	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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	\| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.		\| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
	\| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!		\| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
			\| 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
			\| 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
			\| 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
			\| 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
			\| 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
			\| 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
			\| 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
			\| 144 = I got closterfobia
			\| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
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imported>HoodMoney54 at 03:16, 1 May 2024

2024-05-01T03:16:07Z

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	{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod ~~136~~}}		{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 137}}
	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!

imported>Movin'Mugzy at 19:31, 29 April 2024

2024-04-29T19:31:21Z

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	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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	\| 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a		\| 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
	\| 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos		\| 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos
			\| 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
			\| 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
			\| 133 = You are so dogwater.
			\| 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
			\| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
			\| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
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imported>Movin'Mugzy: Bunch of new quotes, and even familiar ones haven't been added. Fixed this :)

2024-04-11T23:38:34Z

Bunch of new quotes, and even familiar ones haven't been added. Fixed this :)

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	{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod ~~130~~}}		{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 131}}
	\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''		\| 1 = [[August 31st Incident\|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
	\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!		\| 2 = Call f--king dispatch!

imported>Movin'Mugzy: Bunch of new quotes, and even familiar ones haven't been added. Fixed this :)

2024-04-11T23:37:09Z

Bunch of new quotes, and even familiar ones haven't been added. Fixed this :)

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    | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
    | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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    | 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?]
    | 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...]
-   | 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉]
+   | 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉
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