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Latest revision as of 14:50, 12 August 2026
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A complete record of Daniel Larson's (or his relatives) life before 1990. No detail is too small to be added.
Note: Contains some joke entries
Timeline
Before Christ
- c. 3000 BC - Ancient Texas enters a period of high stability.
- c. 2500 BC - The first song ever is written in the Empire of Brazil by Chief Slaep Mahass.
- c. 1000 BC - Ancient Texas goes through a recession
- Pre-500 BC - The first Ancient Texan king, Ishid Anfarded, is born, and sets up the royal family. He lives in the ancient city of Heustonia, located in modern-day Houston, Texas.
- c. 500 BC - The Ancient Texanians build the Temple of Kwantarius the III, a pyramid located in modern-day Texas, located 5 miles from El Paso.
- c. 1000 BC - Ancient Texas enters a recession
- Sometime - The first emperor of China, Tao Chen Mai Dek, invents fortification.
- Sometime - The first empress of China, Mai Coo Chi Ich, invents basketball.
Classical antiquity
- c. 1000 CE - Ancient Texanian recession ends.
- c. 1000 CE - Ancient Texas enters an era of wealth and production after colonization.
Medieval Period
- Sometime - the first composer, Rubin Ma Daec, creates the first composition in medieval Germany.
Early Modern Period
- c. 1665 – 1776 - Ancient Texanian era of colonization.
1900s
- June 13th, 1909 - Saleen "Sam" Essa Kiswiney, father of Nancy Shimer, is born
1910s
- October 25th, 1910 - Ramsa Sarah Kallie, Nancy Shimer's mother, is born
1930s
- Sometime - Nancy's parents, Ramsa and Saleen, get married.
- April 22nd, 1930 - Birth of James Ted Larson, father of Travis Larson.
- May 23rd, 1937 - Birth of Joan Beverly Lloyd, mother of Travis Larson.
1940s
- 1940 - Birth of Carol McGuire, Nancy's older sister.
- October 16th, 1940 - Nancy's father, Saleem Essa Kiswiney, is drafted into WW2.
- September 16th, 1943 - Birth of Daniel William Shimer, Nancy Shimer's ex-husband.
- 1945 - Birth of David Kiswiney, Nancy's older brother.
- April 2nd, 1947 - Birth of Nancy Shimer, Daniel Larson's grandmother, and mother of Elisabeth Shimer.
- 1939-1945 - The first president of Imperial China, Han Jeob, known for selling children to Nazi Germany in World War II, becomes president.
1960s
- September 28th, 1963 - Marriage of Joan Lloyd and James Ted Larson, parents of Travis Larson.
- July 23rd, 1964 - Nancy, aged 17, is placed on Grosse Pointe High School's honor roll.[1]
- July 12, 1968 - Nancy help plan a wedding, according to a newspaper clipping.
Nancys university yearbook photo. - 1969 - Nancy graduates from Michigan State University with a Bachelors Degree in arts, and a minor in Humanities.[2]
1970s
- Sometime - Birth of Daniel and Nancy's daughters, Sarah and Rachel.
- November 28, 1970 - Daniel William Shimer and Nancy Shimer get married.
- August 2nd, 1976 - Death of Nancy Shimer's mother, Ramsa Sarah Kallie.
- 1976 - Nancy adopts Elisabeth Shimer, Daniel Larson's mother.
- September 1978 - Birth of James "Travis" Larson, Daniel Larson's father
1980s
- 1980 - The last female president of China, So Hor Nee, known for eating 6000 bowls of rice in one sitting, is elected.
- January 10th, 1983 - Death of Saleem Essa Kiswiney.
- January 12th, 1983 - Funeral service of Saleem Essa Kiswiney is held at Wm. Sullivan and Son Funeral Home.[3]