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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
   | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
   | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
   | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
  | 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
  | 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
  | 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
  | 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
  | 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
  | 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
  | 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 144 = I got closterfobia
  | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
  | 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight]
  | 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus]
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  | 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life!
  | 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]]
  | 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️
  | 151 = We can allway's be freind's!
  | 152 = Jonez my care porvider is niglectful and abusive he hit me in the head with a bannana because i asked for mac and cheese i am scared to live in this house
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Latest revision as of 22:51, 19 February 2026


This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Adding quotes

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

  • Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
    • <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
  • Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
    • | (number) = Quote
    • Remember to keep the indent!
    • Do not repeat numbers!
  • Scroll up to the top and find:
    • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
  • Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
    • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

  • Quotes from people besides Daniel
  • Fake quotes
    • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
  • Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
  • Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
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