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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | ||
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{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod | {{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 150}} | ||
| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 144 = I got closterfobia | | 144 = I got closterfobia | ||
| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future! | | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future! | ||
| 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight] | |||
| 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus] | |||
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| 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life! | |||
| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]] | |||
| 150 = Bob eats an apple 😂❤️ | |||
| 151 = We can allway's be freind's! | |||
| 152 = Jonez my care porvider is niglectful and abusive he hit me in the head with a bannana because i asked for mac and cheese i am scared to live in this house | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:51, 19 February 2026
| “ | CODE F--KING DEATH | ” |
| — Daniel Larson | ||
This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.
Adding quotes
Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:
- Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
<!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
- Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
| (number) = Quote- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
- Scroll up to the top and find:
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
- Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this
What not to add:
- Quotes from people besides Daniel
- Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
- Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
- Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes