Poo-touchers

Poo-touching is an umbrella term to describe individuals that attempt to directly contact Daniel, interfere with his court proceedings or other important life events, or generally just try to insert themselves in Daniel's life, even when told otherwise. Poo-touching and its adjective poo-toucher are derived from the phrase "Don't touch the poo," a phrase common in communities surrounding Lolcows, which advises that you should avoid directly interacting with Lolcows, as it usually does not generate the reaction you are looking for, and it will more than likely have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxxed.

Poo-touchers include:

1. Trolls,
2. Enablers,
3. Management,
4. Carpetbaggers

Notable Poo-Touchers

Lil Sippy

Lil Sippy entered Daniel's life on October 3, 2024, after mailing a letter to his prison that included his phone number. Daniel replied and called him a few days later, and they would have multiple correspondence over the next two months. During this time, Lil Sippy enabled Daniel's delusions regarding Grace and Tina by making up stories that they wanted him released, though he also advised Daniel to avoid talking about them during upcoming hearings. He also notably sent photos of Grace through prison mail, as well as a Grace VanderWaal songbook.