Panera Bread Incident: Difference between revisions

Cleaned up transcript, clarified some dialogue
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(Cleaned up transcript, clarified some dialogue)
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Employee #1: '''''STEP BACK RIGHT NOW!'''''
Employee #1: '''''STEP BACK RIGHT NOW!'''''


Daniel: ''goes to sit down and smacks his forehead repeatedly again'' I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU, BITCH! I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU! JUST BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUSING A SITUATION YOU FUCKING BLAME ME! (?) (''Employee #1 speaks at the same time, hard to make out'')
Daniel: ''goes to sit down and smacks his forehead repeatedly again'' I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU, BITCH!  
 
Employee #1: You threw a table at me!
 
Daniel: I NEVER ASSAULTED YOU!  
 
Employee #1: You threw a table at me—
 
Daniel: JUST BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUSING A SITUATION YOU FUCKING BLAME ME! (?) (''Employee #1 speaks at the same time, hard to make out'')


Employee #2: Bro, you should've never took the phone-
Employee #2: Bro, you should've never took the phone-


Employee #1: [indistinct] -chairs and tables at me!
Employee #1: You're throwin' ch-chairs and tables at me!


Daniel: I NEVER DID ANYTHING! FUCKING PRESS CHARGES ON ME NIGGER! '''NIGGER!''' I NEVER DID ANYTHING! ''(Daniel is addressing Employee #2, who is black. He smiles in disbelief towards the camera-woman. She laughs at the same time.)''
''Daniel hits himself in the head.''


Employee #2: My god...
Daniel: I NEVER DID ANYTHING! FUCKING PRESS CHARGES ON ME NIGGER! '''NIGGER!''' I NEVER DID ANYTHING! ''(Employee #2, who is black, smiles in disbelief towards the camera-woman. She laughs at the same time.)''
 
Employee #2: Oh my god...


Woman: I got it all on video. Ever since like, he flipped the table.  
Woman: I got it all on video. Ever since like, he flipped the table.  


Employee #1: Don't worry, we'll get your case all figured out.
Employee #1: Don't worry, we'll get you someone to take care of you.


Daniel: ''smacks his forehead'' No you're not! I have a lawyer! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER, DICK! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER, NIGGER! '''NIGGER! ''NIGGER!''''' You just wanna fucking hate on me!
Daniel: ''smacks his forehead'' No you're not! I have a lawyer! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER, DICK! I HAVE A FUCKING LAWYER, NIGGER! '''NIGGER! ''NIGGER!''''' You just wanna fucking hate on me!
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Employee #1: Because you just punched yourself in the face!
Employee #1: Because you just punched yourself in the face!


Daniel: ''punches himself in the face'' '''AAAAAAAA!!!''' ''punches himself in the face again''
''Daniel punches himself in the face.''
 
Daniel:  '''AAAAAAAA!!!'''  
 
''Daniel hits himself in the face again.''


Employee #1: You were recording the whole time, right? ''speaking to woman''
Employee #1: You were recording the whole time, right? ''speaking to woman''
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