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| 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight] | | 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight] | ||
| 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus] | | 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus] | ||
| 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life! | | 148 = Make sure I'm homeless for the rest of my fucking life! | ||
| 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]] | | 149 = [[April 6th Meltdown|BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!! BOMB YOU!!]] | ||
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| 151 = We can allway's be freind's! | | 151 = We can allway's be freind's! | ||
| 152 = Jonez my care porvider is niglectful and abusive he hit me in the head with a bannana because i asked for mac and cheese i am scared to live in this house | | 152 = Jonez my care porvider is niglectful and abusive he hit me in the head with a bannana because i asked for mac and cheese i am scared to live in this house | ||
| 153 = i am taking a 6 month brake from posting | |||
| 154 = grace this is daniel larson. i am doing better now. i am glad you are sober. we all struggle sometimes | |||
| 155 = this is daniel larson i am back on meds | |||
| 156 = grace this is daniel larson. i would never hurt you | |||
| 157 = this is daniel larson just released from jail | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:49, 5 August 2026
| “ | When shit hits the fan, it hits the fan | ” |
| — Daniel Larson | ||
This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.
Adding quotes
Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:
- Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
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- Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
| (number) = Quote- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
- Scroll up to the top and find:
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
- Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this
What not to add:
- Quotes from people besides Daniel
- Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
- Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored.
- Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes