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}} | }}<blockquote>Daniel: Please, Please! Leave! You are not security! | ||
"Security": I'm security Daniel! | |||
Daniel: No you're not! I will.. I will literally have my security press charges on you | |||
"Security": Daniel, I'm security... | |||
Daniel: You're not security! | |||
"Security": I am security! | |||
Daniel: You're not security! | |||
"Security": I am security! | |||
Daniel: No you're not. | |||
"Security": Daniel, they just hired me. | |||
Daniel: No you're not! | |||
"Security": I swear to god they hired me Daniel...on tha..on God. | |||
Daniel: Okay! Alright! What's your name, then? What's your badge number? | |||
"Security": My badge number is 5236. | |||
Daniel: Okay! We'll look it up. Please leave for now. | |||
"Security": All right, Daniel. We'll be back.</blockquote> | |||
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}} | }}<blockquote>Daniel: I need you guys to leave, okay? | ||
"Security 1": We're just standing. We're allowed to stand here. haha. | |||
Daniel: Please! when I say leave, that doesn't mean follow me. | |||
"Security 2": Alright we won't follow you. | |||
"Security 1": Do you own this place? | |||
Daniel: Well, I'm also a celebrity and ''it's illegal'' for you guys to just follow me around, let alone have me on video without my consent. | |||
"Security 1/2" ''*indistinguishable*'' | |||
"Security 2": I'm a famous DJ, bro. | |||
Daniel: What's your name? | |||
"Security 1": Excision. | |||
"Security 2": Daft Punk. | |||
"Security 1": Daft Punk. | |||
"Security 2": He's Excision, I'm Daft Punk | |||
"Security 1": True. | |||
"Security 2": Have you ever heard of Daft Punk before? | |||
"Security 1": You know Daft Punk? | |||
Daniel: Wa..What's your Spotify? What's your IHeartRadio? | |||
"Security 2": Daft Punk. D-A-F-T-P-U-N-K. I'll get you in the studio if you want! I'll get you in the stute bro | |||
Daniel: I already got the studio booked, by [[management]] | |||
"Security 2": Yeah but its not Daft Punk's studio | |||
"Security 1": By [[Michael Quinn]]? Michael Quinn got you a studio? | |||
Daniel: No! My Record Label. | |||
"Security 1": Damn...How come Michael Quinn couldn't do it? | |||
{{#evt: | Daniel: Michael Quinn I cut ties with | ||
"Security 1": Really? | |||
"Security 2": Ooh, man, that's good. | |||
"Security 1": Ahh, good, fuck Michael Quinn right? | |||
"Security 2": Michael Quinn's a rapist huh? | |||
Daniel: Okay, I need you to stop. I need you guys to just leave. All you guys want to do is troll, okay? | |||
"Security 1": No, I'm not a troll. I swear Daneil.</blockquote>{{#evt: | |||
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