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| | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
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| | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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| | 3 = No wonder [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] thinks I’m an idiot...
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| | 4 = 🚨🚨ATTENTION EVERYONE! [[Celebrity in the hospital rambling|THERE IS CURRENTLY A CELEBRITY IN THE HOSPITAL]]!🚨🚨
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| | 5 = Happy 69th birthday to Ted Bundy - you are a great person!
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| | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]]..
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| | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling.
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| | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY '''I just roke up''']
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| | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement.
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| | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN!
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| | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital!
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| | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺 It's not letting me into my email because I don't have my phone number 😖]
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| | 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]]
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| | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
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| | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]]
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| | 16 = Okay so I just called 9-1-1 and I just literally just screamed "I have a bomb!" on the 9-1-1 number and randomly hung up in hopes to get [[Trolling Escapades|this situation]] heard.
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| | 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax.
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| | 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast!
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| | 19 = The asteroid is only lightyears away... so it's gonna get here, by tomorrow, I swear...
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| | 20 = Looks like it's gonna be another cold war, but this time - in space.
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| | 21 = Back down now Putin - ''or there will be mass devastation''.
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| | 22 = [https://archive.org/details/2Ynmo4BZkm8 Dayum-! This Ukraine war is getting - bigger than Lizzo!]
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| | 23 = It’s going to go down at the f--king hospital - because I am DONE!
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| | 24 = I’m friends with the tickle monster!
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| | 25 = Thank you, smackleton!
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| | 26 = This is a message to [[Jojo Siwa]] - you better be good at running!
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| | 27 = Ok so who’s gonna f--k me for my birfday?
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| | 28 = Lord drop a bomb on me
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| | 29 = I'M HITTING MYSELF
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| | 30 = 🚨🚨EMERGENCY🚨🚨
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| | 31 = My girlfriend has a rare brain disease called "suckondeez"
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| | 32 = Hello everyone, this is Daniel Larson, [[Pink_room#Black_Lives_Matter|I stand with black lives matter...I hate crackas']]
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| | 33 = I just wanted to say happy birfday to "Mike Hunt"
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| | 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole?
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| | 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn.
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| | 36 = Maaan everyone, I think I made it to Hornywood! What the f--k happened!
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| | 37 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vkv3MQ0_pVQ Hullo everyone! This is Daniel Larson. I love CP.]
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| | 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.''
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| | 39 = The situation is currently being monitored currently.
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| | 40 = I like boxin' kids like floppers and 200-pumping them.
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| | 41 = I am going to jump off a bridge into a boiling water of piranhas... bye-bye everyone!
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| | 42 = Gawd dang it - let me have a flippin' life.
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| | 43 = If you guys are gonna send bananas, please send the to my ''p. - o. - box.''
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| | 44 = This is a message to all the hackers: I declare f--king war. Let's fight; meet me at Starbucks.
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| | 45 = This is some good soda-pop; I can't wait. This is da bomb, man.
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| | 46 = Hello everyone. My name is Daniel Larson. And in 2024, I will be voting for R Kelly for US President. Vote "yes" for Kelly.
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| | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
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| | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
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| | 49 = If I find out [[Grace VanderWaal|Grace]] is cheating on me, ''I will kill [[Bob Proctor|Bob]]''
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| | 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]]
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| | 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein.
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| | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
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| | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
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| | 54 = [[Juice WRLD|Ayden your a gay bitch and Juice WRLD I hope you die]].
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