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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | ||
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{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod | {{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 136}} | ||
| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a | | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a | ||
| 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos | | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos | ||
| 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California. | |||
| 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander. | |||
| 133 = You are so dogwater. | |||
| 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom. | |||
| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot. | |||
| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks! | |||
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