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Daniel Larson: ...government official. And I found out um... because I said do you mind me asking, what government...Chinese or U.S.? And he said "none of your business Daniel fucking Larson". At that point the teacher kicked him out of the class and what I find suspicious...there's a guy um... in the class as well that straight up in the middle of class said that [[Compulsive Lying| I do not support Black Lives Matter and that I'm a communist]]. In front of the entire class to the point to where they kicked both people out. And then at the end of the class I also opened up in front of everyone else and said that I believe that I am being followed. Um and as we know I live in Colorado and the teacher of the class admitted that the Chinese government is um...collaborating with UCLA over um... how they do their operations, that's what the teacher told me and he said that the Chinese government is in Black Nissan Altimas. | Daniel Larson: ...government official. And I found out um... because I said do you mind me asking, what government...Chinese or U.S.? And he said "none of your business Daniel fucking Larson". At that point the teacher kicked him out of the class and what I find suspicious...there's a guy um... in the class as well that straight up in the middle of class said that [[Compulsive Lying| I do not support Black Lives Matter and that I'm a communist]]. In front of the entire class to the point to where they kicked both people out. And then at the end of the class I also opened up in front of everyone else and said that I believe that I am being followed. Um and as we know I live in Colorado and the teacher of the class admitted that the Chinese government is um...collaborating with UCLA over um... how they do their operations, that's what the teacher told me and he said that the Chinese government is in Black Nissan Altimas. | ||
(Daniel rejoins the meeting, professor switches to further slides, one showing the Great Wall) | |||
Professor: ...difficulties with the slide show here real quick! Um... okay! So, back to the presentation um...that I was going over so lets talk about some of the famous places in China! Alright? First we have the Great Wall of China. Last week um... we talked about the construction of the Great Wall of China, it was to keep the Romans out, right? Um but another key point of creating the wall of China um... was to keep the gypsies out, okay? Where do people think Gypsies are from? Has anybody heard that term before? | |||
Sam White: Um...Egypt | |||
Professor: No, not Egypt | |||
Isha Narayanasami: Romania! | |||
Professor: Yes, from Romania! Gypsies are typically from the country of Romania! Right? And it's funny because Romans, Romania, they kind of rhyme and go with each other! Um... but the walls were constructed to keep the Romans and Gypsies out, okay? Um.. what about another famous place in China, we have Wuhan Labs! Okay? Wuhan Lab is responsible for producing and introduced the popular COVID-19 virus! Alright? So this was the rave in 2019! Um...everybody was catching it because it was very popular and this was a critical success for the Chinese! | |||
(Switches slide to show the Wuhan Lab) | |||
Professor: Um... so this is obviously the lab where they produced it and released their latest version of COVID-19 to the public, right? | |||
Loren Nakamura: I loved it, it was awesome! | |||
Professor: Absolutely so this is one of the greatest things um...for publicity-wise that China has ever produced so I know that a lot of people nowadays um... do trends where they give each other COVID, um... but yeah...so this was where it was produced, alright? | |||
(Switches slide to show an image of the Chinese spy balloon) | |||
Professor: Now what about the Chinese floating city, so the Chinese and their technology were able to build a floating city um...that moves around um... the entire continental world! Right? And so recently as of a year ago um...it was known that this Chinese floating city um...went over the United States, right? And this was the big rave. Everybody was so confused as to how China was able to do this, right? But it was a gigantic balloon. Think of a umm... an air balloon like with the baskets? But 2,000 times bigger than that, right? So the Chinese floating city... not necessarily a place in China but a travelling China! Alright? | |||
(Professor switches slide to show an image of Xi Jingping, Chinas current president) | |||
Professor: So lets talk about China's current president, okay? So today with the communist party that stands in China today, we have JinPing Xi, right? Jinping Xi is the current president of China and he has 2 sons and 3 grandsons. Um... 2 of his sons currently work with the Chinese government and 3 grandsons it is unknown what they do, they could possibly be going to school, um... they could be working with their father or their grandfather, it is unsure. | |||
(Switches slide to show a picture of China's military) | |||
Professor: Now China's current military, alright? Um there are currently 500 million active troops um... in the Chinese army, alright? So that's a lot of people, right? That's more than the population of the United States! Cause in the United States we have 400 million people but just in soldiers alone, China has 500 million! Um... and these Chinese soldiers are produced from the same lab that COVID-19 was produced so their genetically cloned um... to be physically and behaviorally like their counterpart, right? If you look at this photo up here um... some of them are not exactly identical um...but they have been all genetically cloned for the Chinese army! | |||
(Switches slide to show a slide titled "China's popular food" with images of a dog and cat, chopsticks, and a bowl of rice) | |||
Professor: Lets talk about China's popular foods, alright? Now has anybody in this room eaten dog or cat before, I'm just curious. Has anybody eaten dog or cat? | |||
Brad Anous: Oh yeah I tried it one time I don't like it. | |||
Professor: Yeah, it definitely has a different taste, right? Um I know that they've recently introduced umm... McDonalds... is running their new special. Um... with the Dog McCrab, Um... one of their sandwiches. Or the uhh... the Meow Meow Mein from McDonalds. Um... This was in partnernship with China. Um... so these are new foods um... are being transported that are dog and cat right? Coming much more popular around the world! And last but not least we have bat soup! Alright? So here's a picture of bat soup it is one of the most popular and extravagant foods in China ok, if you're very rich if you're very wealthy, if you're famous um... bat soup is what you will usually eat, alright? It's usually held out for the most popular and well-respected figures, um... in the nation, alright? So bat soup. | |||
(Switches slide to show art of a dragon) | |||
Professor: So lets talk China's extinct species, right? You've see a movie with dragons, you've read a book about dragons, when you were a kid you watched a TV show about dragons, right? Shows and books are based off of dragons, but archaeological record proves that dragons have actually existed in Ancient China! | |||
(Switches slide to show a fake image of a Dragon's skeleton being dug up) | |||
Professor: Now even though dragons existed in Ancient China (12:10 timestamp, to finish later) | |||