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Professor: Now even though dragons existed in Ancient China ( | Professor: Now even though dragons existed in Ancient China and they really only ever migrated to Japan and Thailand and parts of Asia they really stuck to Asia they didn't go anywhere else. But here's a photo of the...one of the archaeological digs uncovering umm...dragon fossils! Alright so here's another picture! | ||
(Switches to another edited picture of a dragon being dug up) | |||
Professor: ...of archaeologists...thats a hard word sometimes...digging up dragon fossils! So yet again there's been 500 different recorded records of dragon fossils being found, right? | |||
(Switched to a slide about Traditional Chinese Naming) | |||
Professor: (trying not to laugh) So lets talk about traditional Chinese naming... | |||
Brad Anous: Yo my friends Deuce and Boner they said they swore they saw a dragon over Baltimore one time...I don't believe that because y'know they uhh...they're a couple knuckleheads but... | |||
Professor: So lets talk about Traditional Chinese Naming, okay? So you heard the names before from in the beginning but the Chinese typically use pots and pans and the sound... (fakes coughing to cover up laughing) | |||
Mia Smith: Is that teacher okay? | |||
Sam White: I think he has COVID | |||
Mia Smith: Yeah honestly, he's like laughing and shit. | |||
Professor: I'm sorry, my wife just knocked over a dresser in my room, she was walking and knocked it over. I did not expect that but I'm sorry for being distracted here. Umm the Chinese typically use pots and pans and the sound of throwing these pots and pans (trying not to laugh again)... Babe what are you... | |||
(Clark sings in the background) | |||
Brad Anous: Are any of y'all watching the debate tonight? | |||
Sam White: I'm actually participating in the debate | |||
Isha Narayanasami: Professor, do you want me to read the slide? | |||
Professor: Yes please, I have to help my wife pick up her clothes, one second if you can read this slide. | |||
Isha Narayanasami: Clark if you can mute your mic please... | |||
Professor: I apologize my wife knocked over a bookshelf and I'm helping her, I'll be in a few seconds here. | |||
Isha: The Chinese typically use pots and pans and the sound of throwing these pots and pans down the stairs to determine the names of their children | |||
Daniel Larson: I'm sorry everyone but because of everyone's attitude and everyone just acting up I am leaving! | |||
Sam White: Daniel can you just calm down dude. | |||
(Everyone exclaims in disbelief for a few seconds) | |||
(Cuts to an announcement from the professor, Daniel rejoins) | |||
Professor: The UCLA um... diversity institute has just released a new mandate in regards to black history month as you know the entire month of February is Black History Month. So its important that our class and many other classes within the science institute show up for the Black History Month function that they are holding... | |||
(Off camera, Daniel alerts about a suspicious vehicle following him) | |||
Daniel: um this is not the first time that I've seen it um it's been months | |||
Isha: Is it a Nissan Altima? | |||
Daniel: Yes and it's might be a government vehicle | |||
Professor: so yes so actually currently um the the Chinese government um is sending a delegation uh to UCLA just for education purposes um I know that they have some pretty important students um at UCLA at this time um I don't think it's anything related to you um but I know that um the Chinese government uh is currently in the area because they are sending students and they are checking out uh UCLA as a whole um I can't speak on your experience um but I know that a few of the Chinese government officials um who have least uh shown up in Los Angeles have been in Black Nissan Altimas but I'm not sure where you're located Mr. larson but um if you're not in Los Angeles it may be unrelated okay? | |||
Daniel: Okay thank you | |||
Professor: Alright, no problem at all. Other than that I appreciate you guys being on time and I will adjourn this class, thank you very much! | |||
Video ends... | |||