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== The Poisoning ==
== The Poisoning ==
When Daniel was ''"enjoying"'' another plate of mac and cheese, he remarked how it tasted like "cow piss" and was absolutely disgusting, pointing out little black flecks in his food.
When Daniel was ''"enjoying"'' another plate of mac and cheese, he remarked how it tasted like "cow piss" and was absolutely disgusting, pointing out little black flecks in his food (most likely pepper)


He then checked the fridge and noticed that there was no milk available to make his mac and cheese. Following this discovery, Daniel pulled a spicy ranch bottle from his fridge and questioned why the mac n cheese tastes like "ranch with a more tangy taste". He then took a closer look at the honey mustard and it contained similar black specs to the ones found in the mac and cheese. He deduced that a lot of this honey mustard was used because he could "see a line" and there was no sound when he shook it.  
He then checked the fridge and noticed that there was no milk available to make his mac and cheese. Following this discovery, Daniel pulled a spicy ranch bottle from his fridge and questioned why the mac n cheese tastes like "ranch with a more tangy taste". He then took a closer look at the honey mustard and it contained similar black specs to the ones found in the mac and cheese. He deduced that a lot of this honey mustard was used because he could "see a line" and there was no sound when he shook it.  
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