Poo-touchers

Poo-touching is an umbrella term to describe individuals that attempt to directly contact Daniel, interfere with his court proceedings or other important life events, or generally just try to insert themselves in Daniel's life, even when told otherwise. Poo-touching and its adjective poo-toucher are derived from the phrase "Don't touch the poo," a phrase common in communities surrounding Lolcows, which advises that you should avoid directly interacting with Lolcows, as it usually does not generate the reaction you are looking for, and it will more than likely have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxxed.

Poo-touchers include:

1. Trolls,
2. Enablers,
3. Management,
4. Carpetbaggers