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On January 17<sup>th</sup>, 2023, thanks to fans, Daniel was able to enjoy a day at Disneyland.  
On January 17<sup>th</sup>, 2023, thanks to fans, Daniel was able to enjoy a day at Disneyland.  


Dan has been hanging around downtown Disney all morning. The mod team within the DLR discord begins receiving reports that two of their friends are at Disney and can see Dan. The two (seen below in the censored image) buy Dan a ticket (Without being aware of the true extent of Dan's problems) and hang out with him for a while taking photos. One of the photos taken ends up in the hands of the DLR discord community who immediately claim ownership of this in what can only be described as an attempt to convince the wider community that they had trolled Dan - by buying him tickets to Disney. 




Dan has been hanging around downtown Disney all morning. The mod team within the DLR discord begins receiving reports that two of their friends are at Disney and can see Dan. The two (seen below in the censored image) buy Dan a ticket (Without being aware of the true extent of Dan's problems) and hang out with him for a while taking photos. One of the photos taken ends up in the hands of the DLR discord community who immediately claim ownership of this in what can only be described as an attempt to convince the wider community that they had trolled Dan - by buying him tickets to Disney.
 




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He later got a churro and ate it while on a merry-go-round, where he presumably left a deposit of scabies.
He later got a churro and ate it while on a merry-go-round, where he presumably left a deposit of scabies.
=== Scabies ===
When Daniel first arrived in Los Angeles, he had no luggage or belongings. As a result, he spent over 125 days with the same clothing on. This, paired with no showers & frequently sleeping in porto-potties and garages, was a catalyst for Daniel contracting scabies, a disease where mites burrow deep in your skin and cause intense itching. Daniel often scratched hard to relieve the itching, but his dirty fingernails only made the situation worse. Finally, Daniel went to the emergency room, where he was officially diagnosed with Scabies. He was prescribed $80 lotion, but instead used his money to buy stocks and desserts at fancy restaurants.
Since scabies is a very spreadable disease, members of California became concerned about the public health threat Daniel was imposing. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10giimx/larson_got_famous_in_anaheim_109_shares_81/ Warnings of Daniel went viral on Facebook], and members of his own community became concerned with the possibility of a deep infection.
The climax of the Scabies Arc began in late January of 2023. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIrC8WqimSM Daniel posted an ominous video] of him having extreme itchiness due to the bugs living in his skin. His scratches were so ferocious, he caused himself to bleed severely. Within hours, Daniel seeked medical help at an emergency room again, this time receiving a shot of Ivermectin and getting a washcloth bath from a nurse. As a result of the drugs being injected, [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10pdrf5/bro_what/ Daniel made a goodbye post] to the creatures that had been living under his skin for the prior month.
Following this visit to the hospital, Daniel did end up getting a new t-shirt, and symptoms have died down.
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