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Hopefully this works, if not, feel free to revert :)
imported>MerlinStarHugs
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imported>HoodMoney54
(Hopefully this works, if not, feel free to revert :))
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<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude>
<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude>
{{Quote|
{{Quote|
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 92}}
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 96}}
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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