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(Created page with "{{Doxxing}} {{quote|We collab with pedophiles, alright?||author=Jacob Markovich<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oicKmXeO94s</ref>}} '''Jacob Markovich''' is an American YouTuber from Denver, Colorado. He is known for filming an IRL vlog with Daniel in July 2021. ==Pranking Daniel Larson!== On July 24, 2021 Jacob would publish his vlog with Daniel to YouTube. In the video, Jacob and his friend Ryan Sophia meet and pick up Daniel. After meeting him, they take him to th...") |
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{{green|Jacob: Alright, if you guys remember in the last video I promised that if we got 7,000 likes, I would go back to Noodles & Company and I would work my first shift because I actually got the job. Well anyway, unfortunately the owner didn't really fuck with the videos so we were not able to go back for my first shift. I'm gonna make it up to you guys, if you know the TikToker Daniel Larson, we're about go meet him right now. If you don't know who he is, he's the fucking king of TikTok. He makes videos like this.}} | |||
[Clip of Daniel: [''Rolling on the ground while making gibberish noises.'']] | |||
[Clip of Daniel: Happy birfday to Mike Hunt.] | |||
[Clip of Daniel: Rest in peace. Black lives matter. [''Does jumping jacks.'']] | |||
[Clip of Daniel: I love CP.] | |||
[Clip of Daniel: Happy 69th birthday to Ted Bundy!] | |||
{{green|Jacob: And he also does music, his music is fucking supa heat. This is his song. [''Plays Roaring Thunder.''] Alrigh- -40 fucking minutes to meet this kid. He's at this Walmart, he said he's buying a Pepsi really quick and then he's going to hop in our whip. We'll just have a great day with ''the'' Daniel Larson. I feel like I'm going on a blind date right now, and I'm about to meet the... the love of my life. I just think it's great, we're doing shit different over here guys. No- no other YouTuber's doing it like us. NELK's collabed with Baylen Levine, Baylen's collabed with fuckin'... tons of other people, Hooligans' collabed with... multiple other YouTubers. We're collabing with Daniel Larson. We collab with pedophiles, alright? Just because he said one or two things about child porn, doesn't define his whole... his whole shell, you know?}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Oh man.}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Hey, what's up!}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: What up, dawg? Mr. President right here. Fuckin' wild, dude.}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Alright... Hey, what's up?}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Sorry about your TikTok account.}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Oh, it's okay.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: How many times have you gotten banned now?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Oh my God, I get banned all the time.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Yeah?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Yeah.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Why'd you get banned this time?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: I don't really know actually. I was... It happen in the middle of the night.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Yeah. Yeah, your content's pretty tame, I've never like noticed anything that would've gotten you banned that you've posted, you know?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Yeah.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Like I think they just don't like you, I don't understand. If you want to go to the mall, we got our car. You have anything to say for the camera? [''Daniel turns around and does a middle finger.''] God damn! So what've you been up to, bro?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: So like how- How many views are you at?}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Views or subs?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Like, subs... and views.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Uh, we have like-}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: I'm currently... I'm currently like around like 60 million.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: You have 60 million followers?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: 60 million views.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: For what? Your song?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: For like everything that I do.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: You've just accumulated all of them?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: And that's like in one year.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: God damn, bro.}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: So 60 million I'm currently at in one year.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Do a fan meetup or something.}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: I- I actually did.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Really?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: And I- Yeah.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: A bunch of people show up?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: It was ah... 3 people actually!}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: Can I sauce you on my story really quick?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: Sure!}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: The people are fuckin' hyped bro. [''Takes out phone to record.''] With the man, the man himself. 69 on earth back there. Daniel Larson. About to go fuck shit up. Alright, lets go. You and Grace? You and [[Grace VanderWaal]]?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: (laughs)}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: She shaved her head though, no?}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: She did.}} | |||
{{green|Jacob: You like that or no? She kinda reminds me of my uncle a little bit. My uncle's a good lookin' dude, like he used to touch me and my brother all the time and I kinda liked it but-}} | |||
{{red|Daniel: You guys wanna hear some of my shit? [''Roaring Thunder plays in the car, and then Gang Life.'']}} | |||
==Post-vlog mentions== | ==Post-vlog mentions== | ||
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