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{{Quote|This tastes like cow piss. Literal fucking cow piss. I want to know who the ''fuck'' put jalapeños in this.||author=[[Daniel]] after trying the mac and cheese.}} | {{Quote|This tastes like cow piss. Literal fucking cow piss. I want to know who the ''fuck'' put jalapeños in this.||author=[[Daniel]] after trying the mac and cheese.}} | ||
On November 18, 2021, Daniel was given a plate of Kraft Mac n’ Cheese by his caretaker, [[Jonas]]. Prior to this, Daniel had several arguments and falling outs with Jonas, and was severely antagonistic towards him. | On November 18, 2021, Daniel was given a plate of Kraft Mac n’ Cheese by his caretaker, [[Jonas]]. Prior to this, Daniel had several arguments and falling outs with Jonas, and was severely antagonistic towards him. Daniel grew a great distaste for this mac and cheese, eventually claiming it to be "poisoned" with jalapeños, honey mustard, spicy ranch, and canola oil. | ||
This incident most notably showcases | This incident most notably showcases Daniel's paranoia, most likely brought on by his several mental health issues. | ||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
Daniel: | Daniel: [I'm] going to now ask my care provider if I could get macaroni and cheese because that's all we fucking have in this house. | ||
Daniel: This tastes like cow piss. Literal fuckin' cow piss. I want to know who the ''fuck'' put jalapeños in this. Holy fuck, my mouth is on fire. Holy fuck! | Daniel: This tastes like cow piss. Literal fuckin' cow piss. I want to know who the ''fuck'' put jalapeños in this. Holy fuck, my mouth is on fire. Holy fuck! | ||
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Daniel: Fuck! Fuck! | Daniel: Fuck! Fuck! | ||
Daniel: —because it just tastes so fucking bad and it's, it's been sitting here for like about an hour now. And I never thought I would be this angry to where I would be putting this fucking shit all over the fucking media. But guess what, it's starting to affect my family and my girlfriend | Daniel: —because it just tastes so fucking bad and it's, it's been sitting here for like about an hour now. And I never thought I would be this angry to where I would be putting this fucking shit all over the fucking media. But guess what, it's starting to affect my family and my girlfriend and I'm not going to put up with this. | ||
''Daniel tosses the mac and cheese into a trash can.'' | ''Daniel tosses the mac and cheese into a trash can.'' | ||