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* Daniel is recruited by a BDSM clique called the Jolly Ranchers. He posted that he intends to strut the sidewalks of Denver wearing nothing but a bollock weight and a butt plug. | * Daniel is recruited by a BDSM clique called the Jolly Ranchers. He posted that he intends to strut the sidewalks of Denver wearing nothing but a bollock weight and a butt plug. | ||
* Daniel has a spiritual crisis over his urge to bust a nut to pics of underaged girls. His solution is to turn his amorous attention to dogs as they are technically old by the time they hit their teens. His comrades in the Jolly Ranchers support him fully but blast him with the fire hose because he's stinking the dungeon up. | * Daniel has a spiritual crisis over his urge to bust a nut to pics of underaged girls. His solution is to turn his amorous attention to dogs as they are technically old by the time they hit their teens. His comrades in the Jolly Ranchers support him fully but blast him with the fire hose because he's stinking the dungeon up. | ||
* Daniel flies to Japan. He has a meltdown because the pilots won't let him at the controls. After several hours they agree to let him land the plane but he smashes it into a grouded fixed wing about to deliver aid to victims of the Ishikawa earthquake. He blames his fans for putting Japan on the other side of the world. | |||