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''Transcript includes audio from a slightly earlier recording start time''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/15fw8z5/the_ballad_of_bing_bong/</ref> | ''Transcript includes audio from a slightly earlier recording start time''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/15fw8z5/the_ballad_of_bing_bong/</ref> | ||
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All hail Jonas! Worship Jonas! Worship Jonas! Jonas... our Savior! Worship Jonas! I am being hypnotized... worship Jonas! Worship him now. Worship Jonas! [goes closer to phone] Worship Jonas! | [Daniel is in a praying position] All hail Jonas! Worship Jonas! Worship Jonas! Jonas... our Savior! Worship Jonas! I am being hypnotized... worship Jonas! Worship him now. Worship Jonas! [goes closer to phone] Worship Jonas! | ||
[after a few seconds, he gets up and starts dancing around] Bing bong, | [after a few seconds, he gets up and starts dancing around] Bing bong, | ||
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bing, bong, bing bong | bing, bong, bing bong | ||
[giggles, tries to shake it off , starts gagging and vomits offscreen] | [giggles, tries to shake it off , starts gagging and vomits offscreen, coughs, retches] | ||
'with each movement he makes, slower' Bing bong. Bing... bing, Bong. Bing, bing bong Bing, bing bong. (back at camera) | 'with each movement he makes, slower' Bing bong. Bing... bing, Bong. Bing, bing bong... Bing, bing bong. (back at camera, he sighs, and then goes back into praying position) | ||
All hail Jonas! All hail Jonas... Jonas the king... Jonas the one... Jonas is the chosen one, all hail- [starts giggling and acting weird, which turns into evil laugh...or something] Oh... all hail Jonas, Jonas now! | |||
[Daniel stares at his phone for 30 seconds, he gets a call which he declines] | |||
Jonas, please come inside me! (stands up) Jonas, please come... inside me! Jonas, please, come, inside me! [starts doing jumping jacks while grunting noisily, when another call interrupts] | |||
Jonas! (picks up phone) Jonas! The world.. [live stream buffers] Ho! Ho! Ho! All hail Jonas! Come inside me! Me as a member of the Illuminati! I pray for a great future, and our work in time traveling! | |||
[live stream stays on for another minute]</Blockquote> | |||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||