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| 0 = | | 0 = Keep the abayas, give them to your next bitch | ||
| 1 = | | 1 = Nobody gives a fuck about your old white husband from the western world with a wrinkly ballsack worrying about if he has RELISH to put on his hamburger or not. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!!!!!! | ||
| 2 = | | 2 = Number 1, I'm pretty, okay? ...I'm just saying, I'm just saying - you can get away with a lot when you're pretty. | ||
| 3 = | | 3 = I want to worship my body | ||
| 4 = Six pack health arc incoming | |||
| 5 = Oh, she's sniping? BITCH! Call for prayer starts to play YOU HAVE EXACTLY... You have exactly... till tomorrow morning to get your fucking ugly fat ass right to this villa! | |||
| 6 = And I'm farting on camera again, I don't give a shit what you say | |||
| 7 = People will pay to see my vagina? | |||
| 8 = I pay your rent and you fuck a grey pussy?!?? | |||
| 9 = I have a bigger heart than you’ll ever have and it’s not the cholesterol! | |||
| 10 = Of course I look for a guy who is in good shape. Who wouldn't prefer to be with someone who takes good care of their body? | |||
| 11 = He's tall and athletic, I'm round and pathetic... | |||
| 12 = I'm 40, my mom can't tell me what to do! | |||
| 13 = Dee Dee doo doo fucking mega doo doo piece of shit diarrhea fucking IBS diarrhea having ass bitch | |||
| 14 = I don’t understand why more don’t drink gravy | |||
| 15 = Bitch better not use my Gynefresh! | |||
| 16 = Do you have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?’ No! I don’t. I mean I might have some sort of sodium nitrate poisoning bc my mom was addicted to eating Chuck Wagons when she was pregnant with me but not alcohol. | |||
| 17 = Belly scary, he no carey | |||
| 18 = I'm 39, I'm fucking diabetic, and I'm not into fucking weird fetishes anymore | |||
| 19 = Grow up! You're like 30 years old and still play with stickers! | |||
| 20 = Oh my God. I can reach my fupa. | |||
| 21 = I gave my cats away for you | |||
| 22 = I HATE WINDOWS | |||
| 23 = You have no brain in your head | |||
| 24 = I even.... FUCKING BROUGHT COFFEE........ and I brought weed | |||
| 25 = I just wanna eat… | |||
| 26 = I’m, like, prettier than 90% of YouTube | |||
| 27 = Where’s YOUR man? | |||
| 28 = I don't want to look presentable, I want to look fuckable. | |||
| 29 = Do you think it's easy to sit on the internet and talk about being ass raped? | |||
| 30 = BITCHES NEED CARBS! | |||
}}" - Foodie Beauty'' | }}" - Foodie Beauty'' | ||
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