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<div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod | <div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 19 }} | ||
| 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed! | | 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed! | ||
| 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS! | | 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS! | ||
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| 5 = ...What you fail to realise, Nick- | | 5 = ...What you fail to realise, Nick- | ||
| 6 = HEY CRACKHEAD! HEY! | | 6 = HEY CRACKHEAD! HEY! | ||
| 7 = Sit and rotate | | 7 = Sit and rotate | ||
| 8 = CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO! | | 8 = CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO! | ||
| 9 = You can call me anything but late to dinner | | 9 = You can call me anything but late to dinner | ||
| 10 = Maybe I’ll cut your face off and wear it as a mask. Maybe I’ll cut your feet off and wear them as socks. | | 10 = Maybe I’ll cut your face off and wear it as a mask. Maybe I’ll cut your feet off and wear them as socks. | ||
| 11= Sandwich VITCH Marty! | | 11 = Sandwich VITCH Marty! | ||
| 12= FUCK YOU MARTY, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! | | 12 = FUCK YOU MARTY, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! | ||
| 13= | | 13 = If you think this shit's funny, you're on fuckin' CRACK! | ||
}}" - | | 14 = Get grossed out bitch! | ||
| 15 = We can get dangerous, Marty | |||
| 16 = On that Pepsi Mango life | |||
| 17 = QUIT PUTTIN' ME BACKSTAGE! | |||
| 18 = You're a fucking chromosomic little vitch! | |||
| 19 = IM NOT CUTTING MY GOD DAMN DICK OFF! | |||
| 20 = Hey- hey niglet, go back to the niglet farm | |||
| 21 = Light 'em up boys! Rev those engines! | |||
| 22 = Music theory is bullshit, and everybody knows it! | |||
| 23 = Sit and rotate 🖕 | |||
| 24 = Ohhh but it is, Marty | |||
}}" - [[Chance Wilkins]]'' | |||
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