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This is the premier source for all things relating to the infamous Lolcow Cyraxx. Whether you're a longtime follower or you're just discovering him, this wiki provides a comprehensive encyclopedia of information about Cyraxx! Please feel free to create an account (email verification required) and check out the Editor's Guide to help improve this wiki!
"ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!" - Chance Wilkins


Who is Cyraxx?
Chance Wilkins, more often known as Cyraxx, is an infamous online lolcow and horrorcow known for being trolled and his extreme baby rage, as well as his many controversies. Despite this, Chance thinks of himself as an unrecognized genius at art, music, racing, writing, dancing, and content creation whose success has been held back by his following of trolls - but to everyone else, he's a completely delusional, pedophilic goblin.

Over his time on the internet, Cyraxx has gone through a dramatic assortment of trials and tribulations brought on by his trolls and enemies. It started off tame when Chance got into petty drama with Juggalos, but it escalated to threats with weapons, him getting beaten up, him alleging he was almost assassinated by Mossad, him getting arrested after assaulting someone with a baseball bat, and much, much more.

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Date News
2025-10-17 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered by a Kiwi Farms user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.
2025-09-30 William Gloryhole and Southern Harlot host a livestream where a text conversation with Ed is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.
2025-09-20 Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.
2025-09-14 William Gloryhole and Southern Harlot host a livestream where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged Akron Police Department officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.
2025-09-09 Someone vandalizes Sally's minivan. Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts by raging at the APD for not arresting his trolls.
2025-08-22 Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.
2025-08-21 Cyraxx is caught in another sting. Again.
2025-08-17 Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged "break" by posting a brief but highly unsettling video encouraging someone's kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.
2025-08-05 Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx's aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.
2025-08-03 RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn't been leaked yet.
2025-07-22 Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his "Memorial Streams" on Ozzy Osbourne who's death was announced within only a few hours before the stream
2025-07-19 It is discovered that fellow pedo-fork, Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money
2025-07-09 Cyraxx recieves a package of what he believed to be $1400, only for Sally to open it and discover it was actually a glitter bomb
2025-07-01 Chance is caught in another sting
2025-06-23 Cyraxx is tricked into bricking a THIRD Xbox along with his Wii
2025-06-20 A violent altercation breaks out between Ed and Cyraxx.
2025-06-10 Cyraxx is caught watching a video of a 12 year old doing karate. Alex T is also now homeless
2025-06-04 Cyraxx's Kick account is once again banned for Ban Evading
Did you know...
  • ...that Cyraxx claimed to have met Tupac's mother and family at Machiavelli Records, which he says he was part of?
  • ...that Cyraxx has beefed with other lolcows like KingCobraJFS and Foodie Beauty?
  • ...that Cyraxx made a tactless rap cover of a poem about a rape and human trafficking victim?
  • ...that Cyraxx claims to be friends with Eric Wilson, the bassist of the band "Sublime?"
  • ...that after being confronted over illegally trespassing on trainyards, Cyraxx made up "the Urban Spelunker's Act" to defend himself?
  • ...that anyone can edit this wiki and you can help improve it?