Rage

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A fundamental reason why Cyraxx is so popular is because of his insane and often unprovoked freakouts, where he makes demented claims such as his assertion that trolls lost him 10 million dollars, death threats, and strange or absurd insults.

To say that Cyraxx has anger management issues would be an euphemism in the light of his long history of recorded fits of rage. His temperament (or lack thereof) could stem from the hostile environment in which he spent his early formative years, suffering neglect at the hands of her mentally disabled mother and unsavory father. Cyraxx's isolation and lack of intelligence that manifested over the subsequent years have presumably left him insulated from normal life experiences and important teachings, creating a vaccum in which his ego and delusions could grow significantly. Whenever this vaccuum is threatened or something goes beyond the control of his ego, he will become extremely irritated and angry as a defense mechanism. This can be inferred from the immense amount of projection Cyraxx throws during arguments and his tendency to constantly scream over his adversaries to prevent them from talking.

Additionally, Cyraxx spends an inordinate amount of time online, especially social media sites like Facebook. Social medias are a notorious source of anger or anxiety, and for someone as gullible as Cyraxx, he is most likely extremely receptive to rage-baits or exagerated news stories. In the same vein, many have compared Cyraxx's bouts of rage to how wrestlers act in WWE promos or on the ring, suggesting that his behavior might have been influenced by watching wrestling on TV when he was younger, lacking the social awareness to realize that this type of behavior is mere acting and not acceptable in real social context.

Anatomy of Cyraxx's rage

Insults

Cyraxx is known for having quite the sailor mouth, but when he becomes angry, his foul language becomes completely rotten. With any form of civility out the window, Cyraxx will simply multiply petty insults in hopes of destabilizing his adversary. Unfortunately for him, Cyraxx does not have a very good repartee or situational awareness, and most of his attempts at denigration usually fall flat. The result is a continuous stream of playground insults that often apply much better to Cyraxx more than anyone else present, such as calling Marty a "cueball mongoloid" or calling him out for being lazy and having no regular job.

This sort of rambling is the result of Cyraxx's low intelligence and spitefulness; having no leg to stand on during arguments, the next logical step for him is to bully his adversary into submission by throwing whatever offensive thing he can think off from the top of his skull. This becomes ever more apparent on occasions where Cyraxx gets his train of thought mixed up and ends up tripping over his own words, such as by calling Marty a "KKK-lover" nazi right after insulting him with racist and anti-semitic slurs[1]. All Cyraxx knows is that these are hurtful words, and what he desperately wants is to hurt Marty or whoever is slighting him the most at the moment.

Slurs

When Cyraxx becomes angry, he has no problem in using copious amount of insults and slurs of various kinds to get his point across. The most notable and frequent instance of this are the many variations of the n-word he throws all over his diatribes during his rage fits. Ever since Cyraxx learned that Marty was possibly jewish, he started to use anti-semitic slurs such as the k-word or calling Marty a "hook-nosed [something]" whenever he becomes irritated at him. When faced with a woman, such as Masshole Reports or Ms. Kelly, he resorts to sexist slurs such as by calling them bitches or broads.

The fact Cyraxx changes slur depending on who he is talking to shows that he is aware of the nature of those words, and does not simply spout them out in blind rage. Again, this can be explained by Cyraxx being extremely spiteful and doing anything he can to hurt whoever he is raging at.

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When Cyraxx starts running his mouth, it becomes extremely difficult to stop his continuous torrent of ravings and ramblings. Having a conversation with Cyraxx in this state is nigh impossible, as he will constantly attempt to talk or scream over everyone else, repeat himself constantly, and tell anyone that dares interrupt his peace to “sit down and shut the fuck up” or call them slurs.

The most likely reason for this behavior is because Cyraxx knows that his best chance to hold his ground in any sort of confrontation is to make sure the other person cannot squeeze in a single word, allowing him to remain on his offensive of petty insults and attempt to badger his opponent into admitting invented embarassing deeds. Another likely reason is because Cyraxx loves to be the center of attention, and thus will make sure to monopolize whatever platform he is invited on by yapping away all he can. What re-inforces these two points is that Cyraxx becomes noticeably irritated when he is not allowed to get his ramblings across or when he is ignored for extended periods of time, sometimes to the point where he will loudly scream right into his microphone, flash his penis, or even attempt to suicide-bait[2].

"Double Whammies"

On the occasion, usually when Cyraxx's anger boils over past a certain peak or whenever his adversary does not let him get his ramblings across for an extended period of time, Cyraxx will drop down his pants and flash his phallus on camera in an attempt to get the stream (usually Marty's panel) taken down. This practice came to be known as Double Whammies, and is undoubtedly Cyraxx's most shocking and depraved tactic against trolls.

Notable rage episodes

Gun Incident

See Gun Incident

The "Gun Incident" accrued on February 15, 2021, during a stream Cyraxx was hosting.

Cyraxx would pull out his ".22 custom bolt action sniper" and point it to the camera threatening to shoot trolls.

Bloody Mouth Freakout

The "Bloody Mouth Freakout" currently holds the crown for his biggest and most uncalled-for freakout in the Raxx-verse. The cause of the freakout is unknown, but it likely originated in Casa-De-Wilkins, with Cyraxx blaming Marty.

On March 20th, 2021, Cyraxx would abruptly join a stream hosted by Marty and ranted about how he had almost attempted suicide because of Marty. Those watching the stream noticed something weird around his mouth. Initially, it was theorized that Ed had punched him hard enough to knock his teeth out, which wouldn't be surprising given Cyraxx's dental condition. This theory was debunked in later streams as Cyraxx's teeth were still intact, meaning Ed only managed to make him bleed. While it is not 100% clear what caused this infamous meltdown, it is widely believed to be an altercation with Ed that triggered the freakout.

Cyraxx screaming "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" at Marty

Stylus Incident

See Stylus Incident

The Stylus Incident happened on the 11th of April, 2021 on Marty's live stream focused on exposing that Cyraxx was cheating on multiple romantic interests.

Cyraxx would be confronted about sending penis pictures to a disabled trans woman and this would cause him to drop out of the stream before coming back with what seemed to be a knife in his hand held to his neck, threatening to kill himself. This would cause everyone including Marty to be taken aback. However Cyraxx would reveal that the knife was actually just a stylus causing him to be laughed out of the stream.

"Do you want me to end my life?"

Assassination Incident

See Assassination Incident

happened November 3rd, 2022

Skull Scratcher Comedy Freakout

See Skull Scratcher Comedy

The Skull Scratcher Comedy Freakout happened on Novemember 11th, 2022 and is debated to be one of Cyraxx's angriest meltdowns ever documented. This freakout stemed from Marty's desire for Cyraxx to bring back Skull Scratcher Comedy.

During a livestream, Marty began a campaign to have Cyraxx revive Skull Scratcher Comedy. Cyraxx joined Marty's stream intending to negotiate a deal. The negotiations didn't last long as Cyraxx demanded that he be paid $100 an hour every time he performed and immediately when he said so.

Despite saying he would do it on the weekend, Cyraxx immediately did a Skull Scratcher stream. However, it lacked several elements of the original Skull Scratcher, such as the laugh and the mid-Atlantic accent. The title was even misspelled as "Sulcratcher." Disappointed by the result, Marty refused to pay Cyraxx. Cyraxx called Marty during the stream and demanded payment, repeatedly saying phrases like "Pay up Marty!" before losing his temper. Even after Marty asked for his Cashapp, Cyraxx smashed his desk, screamed like a child, dropped his pants, and pulled a Double Whammy. He later threatened to delete the stream and pulled another Double Whammy when Marty didn't budge.

Urban Spelunking

See Urban Spelunking

In November 2022, Cyraxx left the house to go and hang out at a train yard with a friend, taking photos of himself hanging from locomotives. Marty caught wind of this and discovered that climbing on rolling stock is a crime in Ohio. Marty used this to egg on Cyraxx on panel by claiming that he will be arrested and jailed since he has proof that he was out and about when this occurred.

This seemingly inoccuous issue, as realistically Cyraxx would be at most sentenced with a fine if charges are even pressed, triggered a surprisingly disproportionate rage from Cyraxx, insulting Marty by screaming right into his microphone and threatening him with physical violence[3].

Cyraxx Beatdown

See Cyraxx BeatdownThe "Cyraxx Beatdown" Incident refers to when Cyraxx had his first and currently only physical altercation with Marty on March 3rd, 2023.

Cyraxx encouraged by buddy trolls, would go confront Marty at the airbnb he was renting, which was a block over from Cyraxx's house. Cyraxx would come charging at Marty and would receive his currently only beat down from a troll. Cyraxx would be utterly defeated by Marty and dropped a Ring like a typical rpg goblin would. Cyraxx would not learn from this incident and turned it around into a ego boost for himself.

June 25th, 2023 Arrest

See June 25th, 2023 Arrest

In June 2023, a troll going by the handle Aware Of Myself picketed in front of Cyraxx's house with a sign denouncing him for being a pedophile. This infuriated Cyraxx who ran out of the house to assault Aware Of Myself with a baseball bat, miserably failing to hurt him before Sally and Ed ran out to tell chance to quit it and go back inside. Later in the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault, marking one of the only two times where Cyraxx's anger has caused him to get in trouble with the law.

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