Double Whammy

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The Double Whammy, as coined by Marty, is one of Chance's most foul methods of "fighting back" against Marty and his fellow trolls, starting around when Masshole Reports exposed Cyraxx as a predator. A double whammy is when Cyraxx flashes his penis, rectum or even just straight up masturbates on camera in order to get Marty's livestreams taken down. During these instances Cyraxx tends to scream "suck my dick!" or some other obscenities, particularly racist ones. While it's not his first instinct, it's often used like a "nuclear option" and he mainly resorts to it after Marty mutes him or doesn't let him get his point across.

History

The first known use of the double whammy was in 2021 when Masshole first exposed him for sending nude photos to someone who he believed was a 14 year old. Throughout the streams that he appeared on he would first resort to mooning the other people in the stream but failing miserably due to him not realizing his camera was too high and therefore his webcam completely missed his butt. To top it off, while he's oblivious to his failed attempt, you can hear him audibly giggling as if it worked.

As the goblin has continued to appear in Marty's streams throughout the rest of 2021 and 2022 the Double Whammy became more common, with Cyraxx eventually changing it to now jumping up and down while exposing himself like an idiot and more disturbingly would be visibly erect, which only added fuel to the claims that he was possibly gay.

On May 29th 2024, a recorded phone call from a troll to the Akron Police Department revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of investigation for indecent exposure.[1] Seeing that he could not lie his way out, an alarmed Cyraxx started defending his use of the Double Whammy by deflecting the issue and blaming both Marty and the APD's inaction against trolls for pushing him to flash his phallus on stream as his sole "mean of defense".[2]

On the night of September 24th 2024, after a panel with Marty during which Cyraxx pulled several Double Whammies, police was summoned yet again to 339 Lloyd Street after calls from concerned onlookers. The bodycam footage of the intervention was released by William Gloryhole on October 20th,[3] showing a peculiarly frightened Cyraxx attempting to manipulate the police with his lies by acting distraught and faking crying. However, the intervening officer was not moved and went straight to the point with Cyraxx: if he did not stop exposing himself on livestream, he would be arrested. As soon as the topic of indecent exposure is brought up, Cyraxx's voice noticeably becomes quieter and repeatedly attempts to divert the conversation, showing that despite his posturing, he is in fact terrified of law enforcement coming down on him. This police officer quickly became a fan favorite for putting Cyraxx in his place.

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