Akron Police Department

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What Cyraxx thinks he is

The Akron Police Department is the police department that has jurisdiction over Cyraxx and his family. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the trolls, and Sally as they have called them over to 339 over 100 times, resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed.

Despite having the power to stop a known pedophile, the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with hammers and guns, threatening to end his own life, calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and assaulting his ex-girlfriends. Cyraxx is classified as a "43," APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the nickname comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.

Cyraxx and The Law

To understand Cyraxx's attitude toward the Akron Police Department, it's necessary to go over his understanding of the law and the American justice system.

To no surprise, Cyraxx's understanding of the law is conveniently self-serving and very dangerous. Despite his well-documented of committing multiple crimes himself, Cyraxx believes that he is capable of bending the law to his whims and treats the police as some sort of personal militia, no doubt inspired by how he gets his way with Sally and Ed. He feels entitled to the full power of law enforcement, and that it is the obligation of the APD, regardless of jurisdiction restrictions or resources, to go after every single troll that Cyraxx paints for them. Of course, a much simpler solution to Cyraxx's issues would be to simply get off the Internet and lay low until the trolling dies down, but that would require admitting that he is, in fact, the source of most of his problems and has responsibility over himself, which is simply not an option.

When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired, suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of scrutinizing eyes on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.

Cyraxx is only capable of making of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx's fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police.

Police Interactions

Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious expasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away.

When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.

Officer Walter

Officer Walter is a real police officer that, according to MusicBizMarty, is currently investigating Cyraxx and colluding with Marty to lock Chance up. Cyraxx, naturally, has made videos cursing out Walter, calling him corrupt and threatening to get him fired.

Cyraxx's Crimes and Arrests

Domestic violence

On Febuary 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by walking and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and recieved a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy an mental health assessment.

Assault

On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle Aware Of Myself picketed in front of Cyraxx's home holding a sign denouncing him for being a pedophile. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. Aware Of Myself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until AwareOfMyself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.

This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.

Indecent exposure

When Cyraxx becomes agravated enough on Marty's livestreams, he will sometimes resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says, going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.

Police Calls

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The calls to Cyraxx's house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx's house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx's family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx's calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him.

Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.

About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to 339, they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the "victims" in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely.

Legitimate Calls

Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx's house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.

1. Police were called on Cyraxx for beating up his grandmother
2. Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison
3. Police called on Cyraxx when he assaulted Aware of Myself
4. A police report was made by Ed when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture
5. A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property
6. Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed

Urban Spelunking

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