Akron Police Department

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What Cyraxx thinks he is

The Akron Police Department is the police department that has jurisdiction over Cyraxx and his family. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the trolls, and Sally as they have called them over to 339 over 100 times, resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed.

Despite having the power to stop a known pedophile, the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with hammers and guns, threatening to end his own life, calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and assaulting his ex-girlfriends. Cyraxx is classified as a "43," APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the nickname comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.

Cyraxx and The Law

Law is a tenuous and malleable concept for Cyraxx. His view of the law seems to be limited to that of something which people can get arrested for breaking, akin to the rules of an elementary school. He completely ignores the realities of the system itself, such as the separation of criminal and civil laws, the limitations of judicial power, and the practical realities of law enforcement.

Furthermore, he is under the belief that the amendments of the US Constitution are laws which individual citizens must follow. This is a fundamentally incorrect view, as the purpose of the US Constitution is to outline the powers of the government to protect the country’s citizens’ rights. Funnily enough, Cyraxx does not seem to even know the constitution except for the 2^nd amendment, likely due to how mediatized it is. For instance, he has a few times accused trolls of violating the 4^th amendment for “preventing him from making a living”, while it actually pertains to illegal search and seizures.

While Cyraxx will heavy-handedly accuse anyone he doesn’t like of committing crimes to blackmail them with threats of prosecution, when he himself is accused of doing something illegal clear and cut, suddenly Cyraxx becomes extremely nitpicky as to what constitutes a crime. For instance, after he was charged with assault for attacking Aware Of Myself, he attempted to invoke the Castle Doctrine to justify his attack as “self-defense”, failing to realize that there was ample video evidence to show that at no point did Aware Of Myself attempt to attack Cyraxx or trespass on the property. When called out on his lie, Cyraxx attempted to move the goalposts by claiming that the sidewalk in front of the house is within the property line.

When Cyraxx accuses someone of committing a crime, he believes that they will automatically get the worst possible sentence no matter what. For example, when Cyraxx believed that trolls were smashing his relatives’ headstones, he warned that they would end up in prison for 10 years. Realistically, this sort of sentence would only be applicable for cases where the body itself was exhumed and profaned, or if a veteran’s memorial was targeted. Vandalizing just any headstone will generally lead to either a misdemeanor or a low-level felony depending on the circumstances and extent of the damage, but certainly not a decade-long prison sentence.

Because Cyraxx never faced any significant consequences for his crimes, he gradually developed an very dangerous delusion that he is "untouchable" by law enforcement, thinking that they won't arrest him in fear of being sued and "exposed" for supposedly leaving Cyraxx's family to fend for themselves against the trolls, failing to realize that he only had extremely lucky circumstances on his side so far, or that none of his trolls have been arrested either for their percieved "crimes" against him. It remains to be seen how far exactly will he take this delusion.

When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired or suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of scrutinizing eyes on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.

Cyraxx is only capable of making of making these threats from the comfort of his attic, well into his comfort zone. When Cyraxx is faced with an actual police officer, he becomes very docile or attempts to act distraught and powerless to manipulate the police into believing his stories. There is no better example of Cyraxx's fear of law enforcement than when he was arrested after assaulting a troll with a baseball bat; when the police announced that he was under arrest, Cyraxx broke down in tears and screamed in agony, begging Sally and Ed to stop the police.

Police Interactions

Due to the immense volume of nuisance and repetitive calls from or about Chance, the Akron Police department has started giving little credibility to most reports. For measure, an internal call leaked in August 2024 between a dispatcher and a communication agent shows obvious expasperation about Chance Wilkins, as not only do they refer to him by name, but they give little to no concern about him, filing most calls about his shenanigans right away. On May 14th 2025, a ween walked up to the porch of the house and punched Cyraxx in the face after a short confrontation. Although the ween's action could realistically lead to criminal charges, namely trespassing and assault, the APD remained largely uninvolved in the matter, and no concrete action was taken against the ween on their end. On May 24th, the ween was arrested for domestic violence and aggravated menacing; not because of his visit to 339, but instead due to an unrelated incident.

When police shows up at 339 Lloyd Street to talk with Cyraxx, he will not hesitate to lie.

Officer interview

On September 14th 2025, William Gloryhole and Southern Harlot hosted a panel where they interviewed an alleged officer of the APD, who preserved their anonymity through the use of a voice changer.

In this interview, the officer states that well over 200 calls have been made about 339 Lloyd Street to the APD. Practically everyone in the Akron Police Department knows Cyraxx by name, and, according to the officer, being sent to 339 Lloyd Street has become a passing ritual of some sort for the trainees. They state that while they initially tried to give the family advice and direct them towards helpful resources, (dismantling Cyraxx's lie that the APD has provided them no help at all), both the residents of 339 Lloyd Street and the landlord of the house have shown staggering obstinance and refused to take any action. This led them to be labelled as a "late stage" case. In other words, the APD has given up on trying to reach out and are now simply waiting for Cyraxx to commit a substantial crime to arrest him, which the officer believes will only be a "matter of time" due to his degrading behavior and mental health.

While the 339 Lloyd Street issue has been extensively discussed in meetings within the APD, the biggest obstacle is that Cyraxx's life is entierly online, making it difficult to prosecute on the basis of threats made against intangible people or delusions.

During the interview, Cyraxx briefly intervened to harass the officer and threaten them to get them fired.

Cyraxx's Crimes and Arrests

Domestic violence

On February 14th 2012, Cyraxx announced to his grandmother, Sally, that he would undertake a journey from Ohio to Kansas by walking and hitch-hiking in order to meet a girl that later turned out to be a catfish. Sally opposed to this ridiculous plan, causing Cyraxx to have a temper tantrum and physically assault her as soon as she had her back turned on him. His uncle, Bill, witnessed the assault and called the police. Cyraxx was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He accepted a guilty plea deal that reduced his charge to disorderly conduct and received a suspended 30 days jail sentence on the condition that he attends mandatory anger-management therapy an mental health assessment.

Assault

On June 25th 2023, a troll going by the handle AwareOfMyself picketed in front of Cyraxx's home holding a sign denouncing him for being a pedophile. Furious, Cyraxx ran outside and assaulted the troll using a baseball bat. AwareOfMyself managed to emerge unscathed from the altercation, and called the police to report the incident and later on press charges. During the evening, Cyraxx was arrested for assault and jailed for the night before being bonded out by Sally the next day. Court proceedings lasted through the summer, until AwareOfMyself dropped the charges on the 27th of September due to the disproportionate amount of efforts for a case which was apparently set to end in a significant reduction of charges.

This outcome naturally emboldened Cyraxx who started parading as if he had won the court case.

Indecent exposure

When Cyraxx becomes aggravated enough on Marty's livestreams, he will sometimes resort to flashing his penis on camera to have the stream taken down. According to Section 2907.09 of the Ohio Revised Code, this constitutes an act of Public Indecency, even if performed over a webcam. A troll call to the APD on May 29th 2024 revealed that Cyraxx was under some form of scrutiny over his habit of exposing himself repeatedly. Although this did not stop Cyraxx from dropping his pants on livestream thereafter, he became noticeably more agitated about the topic and would clamor that he is not doing this wrongfully no matter what the law says, going as far as to claim that the APD itself is responsible for his behavior by refusing to arrest his trolls.

Police Calls

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The calls to Cyraxx's house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx's house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx's family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx's calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him.

Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use.

About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to 339, they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the "victims" in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely.

Legitimate Calls

Out of the hundreds of police calls to Cyraxx's house, there have only been a few known calls made to the police with any scrap of legitimacy, a third of them being on Cyraxx.

1. Police were called on Cyraxx for beating up his grandmother
2. Police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison
3. Police called on Cyraxx when he assaulted Aware of Myself
4. A police report was made by Ed when people took furniture off their porch after a craigslist listing was made of their furniture
5. A police report was made by Sally over someone damaging a fence on their property
6. Police, EMS, and firefighters called to 339 when Ed overdosed
7. Police was called after a ween trespassed and assaulted Cyraxx by throwing the first punch.

Urban Spelunking

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