Weening

Weening is a derogatory term used to describe failed attempts at trolling someone by uninspired or generaly dim troll wannabes. They are therefore referred to as Weens. The term may also describe inappropriate or outright wrong behavior. Due to the particularly tight gatekeeping surrounding Cyraxx, Weening is extremely frowned upon, moreso when it involves enabling Cyraxx by either pretending to be his friend for extended periods of time or buying him anything that can boost his ego.

Examples of Weening

• Prank-calling the APD or other emergency services with entierly made-up emergencies about Cyraxx, such as falsely claiming that Cyraxx is about to commit suicide or using an AI impersonation of Sally to claim that Cyraxx attacked her again.
• Sending a letter full of flour pretending it is poison.
• Gifting Cyraxx anything to catch his attention. Those who do so are often labelled as "paypigs".
• Buddy-trolling just to brag about being "friends" with Cyraxx.
• Knock at 339 Lloyd Street's door in the middle of the night in hopes of having Cyraxx come downstairs to open.
• Harassing or disturbing bystanders who just so happen to be in the same area as Cyraxx, physically or online.
• Attempting to provoke Cyraxx into an argument with you. Despite his sensitivity, Cyraxx very rarely adresses anyone individually, and those who had this "privilege", for a lack of better words, were usually not actively seeking to have Cyraxx call them out. Trolls like MusicBizMarty or John John not only had a knack to get under Cyraxx's skin, but were also consistent about it.
• Bringing up Cyraxx in inappropriate places online, such as citizen blogs about the city of Akron or in business reviews (like the pizza parlor where Zak Hussein used to work). Even if it is to warn the neighborhood about his predatory behaviors, they do not need to be constantly reminded of his antics.
• Using the fact that Cyraxx is a pedophile to justify unacceptable behaviors (such as death threats or harassing other people related to Cyraxx). Yes, Cyraxx is a stupid, horrible person, more of a reason to not act as such.
• Showing up to Cyraxx's house to provoke the goblin, double dumbass points if you livestream the ordeal to grift off viewer donations or attempt to assault him.
• Bringing yourself down to Cyraxx's level to troll him. This may include spreading false stories about him, resorting to desperate shock tactics or worst, involve actual children into your trolling plans.
• Harassing trolls or content creators out of impatience or dissatisfaction over their Cyraxx-related content. It should be reminded that trolling or creating content about Cyraxx is a passtime, not a full-time job (like Cyraxx himself seems to think as well). Double dumbass points if it involves people that once were part of Cyraxx's life, such as family members or former acquaintances; most have distanced themselves from the Goblin for a reason.
• Most importantly, breaking the law to mess with Cyraxx. No matter what you think you might get out of Cyraxx, it is most certainly not worth a weekend at the station or getting a life-altering criminal record.
  • Even if what you'd plan on doing is technically legal, Cyraxx can be extremely unpredictable, and you will likely get a lot more than what you bargained for. Take AwareOfMyself for example; while he abided by the law during the entire altercation, he eventually found out that he bit a lot more than he could chew when came time to press charges on Cyraxx, and dropped the case as a result. He has since been widely ridiculed and maligned by the rest of the trolls.