Alex T
 | This is an ongoing situation so information is still coming out regarding this. |
| DO NOT ATTEMPT VISITING 339 OR SIMILAR ANTICS TO WHAT ALEX HAS DONE. ANYTHING OF THE SORT IS COSIDERED POOP TOUCHING! |
Alex Tafini (also known as big/little T) is a live streamer, ween turned Lolcow, and convicted felon who garnered infamy in May 2025 when he visited the lair of the goblin on two separate occasions. While the first one ended at Alex's expense with no appearance of Cyraxx whatsoever, the second visit did resulted in Chance not only showing himself but ended in a violent confrontation. Following the first visit, Alex would cement himself as an up and coming Lolcow and an example of one of the golden rules of Lolcows: Don't touch the poop!
First Visit
Alex's first visit to 339 was a disappointing albeit amusing incident. Alex would announce on May 8th, 2025 that planned to pay a visit 339 Lloyd Street and confront Cyraxx by biking over to his house with a backpack filled with a useless amount of sheisty masks. Throughout the livestream Alex would bike to 339, which he made unnecessarily long by begging for donations. After 2 grueling hours he would finally arrive at 339 only to be greeted by Ed who told him to leave. After realizing that his dream encounter with the Akron Attic Goblin was never going to happen, he proceeded to sit on the curb near the house and go back to e-begging for money to order a pizza and bus fare. Alex would never get money for the pizza and instead called his friend to pick him up.
After the stream, Cyraxx would upload the usual video of him playing the victim card and Kiwi Farms would dox Alex and revealed that at the time of the incident he was on probation for a felony assault case and didn't have a job (shocker).
Second Visit
After painting himself a giant target on his back, trolls naturally started coming after him as well. One such troll messaged Alex on Messenger, pretending to be Chance and threatening him with a picture of a knife and audio from one of Cyraxx's videos where he is attempting to provoke Alex. Falling for the bait, Alex drove down to 339 Llyod Street with his girlfriend in tow, Arrived at 339 and this time Chance actually showed up. Alex and Cyraxx would shout at each other whilst Ed, Sally, and Alex's girlfriend tried to deescalate, which proved to be futile. After Chance insulted his girlfriend and tried provoke Alex to attempt to throw a punch at him, which Alex actually did only to miss. Chance, being the idiot he is, proceeded to taunt him by shouting "You missed!" repeatedly before Alex threw another hit and possibly knocked Cyraxx out as well as potentially hitting Ed. After the hit he and his girlfriend would then rush back into their car and drive away while Ed began calling 911. Cyraxx received a large red mark on his head that if had it not been known about the altercation with Alex would have just been assumed to be another fresh skull scab.
Aftermath
Despite the generally-agreed satisfaction with seeing Cyraxx get punched in the face, Alex was heavily criticized and ridiculed for going out of his way to commit a felony for attention. While the Marty fight and the 2023 arrest were off Cyraxx's property and it was Cyraxx who instigated the physical altercations by throwing the first punch, this incident was on Cyraxx's property and Alex threw the first punch, making him the aggressor, which would give Chance leeway for any sort of self-defense case if he pressed charges. Furthermore, Alex was already on probation for a past felony, exposing him to further legal consequences. On May 24th 2025, Alex was arrested and charged with domestic violence and aggravated menacing for threatening and attempting to attack his father with a kitchen knife. While his visit to 339 Lloyd Street was likely considered for his case, none of these charges seem to be directly related to that incident.
Despite the incident, Cyraxx continued to taunt Alex, having seemingly learned nothing about inticing strangers online to show up to his house for fights. Furthermore, he would attempt to profit off the situation by greatly exaggerating how much damage Alex caused, claiming nerve damage from the punch and knee injuries from hitting the porch, as well as mechanical damage to the family's minivan after Alex apparently made a dent in it. Glee with seeing someone who was not only hated by his trolls, but also could realistically get in trouble with the law for messing with him, Cyraxx went the whole nine yards by threatening him with various charges of his own, most notably three count of trespassing, one for each resident of the household.
On May 23rd, the police call from the incident was leaked[1], providing new perspective on the incident. Of note, Cyaxx can be heard making a scene to Sally after getting punched, crying that he cannot get up and that he is too hurt to move.