Intelligence

Cyraxx's intelligence, or the lack thereof, is the most notable part of his character, as he is exceptionally stupid. His IQ is most likely below 70, as he has the mental capacity of a child. He's done an IQ test before and claimed he got a 2.2, even though he is not even able to add 2 + 2.^{[Citation Needed]}

Obviously because of this, Cyraxx performed poorly in school partly due to his mental disabilities and partly due to his lack of cognitive function. Cyraxx had to repeat high school for at least 5 years until he was expelled at the age of 23 - keeping in mind you need a D average (or a 1.0 GPA) to graduate from high school, that means that over the course of at least 5 years he was not able to get a 1.0 GPA once.

His lack of cognitive function also affects other things in a similar way, such as the beginning of his "music career" where he was easily tricked into being signed onto fake record labels by MusicBizMarty, as if you become Cyraxx's "friend" by giving him a modicum of positive attention for even a day, he'll most likely believe anything you tell him regardless of how implausible or far-fetched it is.

While it is obvious that Cyraxx's general intellect is far below average, much of his percieved stupidity can also be attributed to his extreme narcisscism. Cyraxx is so obsessed with being right all the time that his ego can completely override reality, even against the most immutable facts. For instance, Cyraxx still remains adamant to this day that women can become pregnant from swallowing semen. While he may have stopped believing in this blatant misconception when it was pointed out to him, he cannot bring himself to admit that he was wrong and will still pretend that he was at least partially right, such as by saying that "weirder things have happened". While it may protect his personal pride, to everybody else, he just seems like an even bigger idiot than he already was.

Gullibility

Gullibility is arguably one of the most defining traits of a Lolcow, as it provides an easy angle of attack for trolls, and Cyraxx is certainly astonishingly gullible.

Having little to no experience outside the walls of his home and having been coddled by Sally, Cyraxx did not learn any valuable life experience that would help him determine if he was being tricked when interacting with other people. His immense greed also contributes to his gullibility, as Cyraxx does not question anyone who approaches him if they promise him something that he wants, whether it be getting money or getting rid of trolls because he only considers his own personal gain in the situation.

Nothing exemplifies this better than the fact that he was tricked four times into bricking his devices one way or another, with three of these occuring in less than a four months span. To do so, trolls would send Cyraxx killsticks claiming that they were USB drives containing mods or free games or, in once instance, a "high end racing" controller rigged with a killstick device. In each case, Cyraxx refused to learn any lesson and gladly overlooked the glaring red flags because he thought he could get his hands on some free games and cool mods for his consoles.

Additionally, Cyraxx having no groundings in the real world, he is too uninterested and apathetic to challenge his own thoughts or learn how anything works. This comes to bite him in the backside especially when he attempts to lie or make threats, lacking the sufficient knowledge to make his stories plausible.

Examples

Math and Logic

Cyraxx is unable to do basic math.

• Thinks half of 33 is 20
• Thinks 20-25k a year equals to $7,118,449,000 without taxes
• Does not recognize what a division symbol is^{[dead link]}
• Thinks if he sells 38 CDs for $10 each and 15 digital art pieces for $20 each, he would make $8,300 in total.

Critical Thinking

• Thinks bread soaks up the feeling of heat from spiciness
• Believes a woman can become pregnant from swallowing semen
• Attempted to create a 10TB virtual hard drive on his nearly-full 500GB physical drive with the belief it would allow him to create unlimited storage space out of nothing. Additionally, when he showed off this "trick" on YouTube, an error messaged popped up, alerting him in bright red letters that there was obviously not enough space on his physical drive to create the virtual one, yet acted as if this actually worked either to protect his pride or out of complete obliviousness.
• Seems to believe that his homemade "drums", a small set of stringed-together coffee tins on which he bangs with chopsticks, is proof of his great "genius".
• Thinks that 'Ban Evasion' doesn't exist.
• Believes that Marty is scamming car dealerships by buying a vehicle, purposefully crashing it, then asking for a free replacement from a dealership in another city or state.
• Cyraxx claims that the Millennials generation is between 2000 and 2012, and that Generation X is between 1990 and 2000, calling everybody who believes otherwise stupid. His reasoning is that because 2000 was the turn of the millennium, then anyone born during the 90s is a millennial by semantics, backing his claim using Backstreet Boys' Millennium album as a "proof" somehow.
• After the Kansas incident, Sally was advised by Cyraxx's psychiatrist to use Positive Behavior Support (or PBS for short) on him. Upon catching wind of this, Cyraxx somehow thought the channel PBS was coming to film a documentary on him.
• During a call with CVG, Cyraxx demanded that he "control" his goons, thinking CVG is some evil villain controlling his minions or something. After CVG had repeated that he cannot control what his associates tell him, Cyraxx continued to insist that he can.
• Believes Marty associating with Tony The Black Dragon makes the former a "pedophile by association"

Law

One of Cyraxx's most amusing habits are his frequent legal threats. However, he is also quick to prove that he doesn't know anything about how the legal system or government works.

• When confronted about the multiple times he's sexted minors and when labeled as a pedophile, Cyraxx almost always responds with, "If I'm a f--king pedophile, why isn't it on my record, b--ch?!" This is nonsense as not all pedophiles are in jail and not every criminal is in jail. Cyraxx doesn't know that his own logic can be flipped against him, as he continuously calls Marty a pedo, blackmailer, scammer, and murderer with next to no evidence, not understanding that by his reasoning, Marty isn't any of these things because none of them are on his public record.
• After Cyraxx had returned after being jailed for assaulting Aware Of Myself, he consistently argued that he was invoking his "castle law" and "stand your ground" rights and that he was falsely jailed. But after the fight with Marty, Cyraxx not only stated that he was going to press charges, but that Marty had no right to beat him up, despite the fact that Cyraxx charged at him on his property. So it was completely justified and within the bounds of the law when Cyraxx did the assaulting, but absolutely unjust and unfair when Marty does.
  • In addition, Cyraxx attempted to claim that the sidewalk in front of his house is within property line to back his fallacious call to self-defense.
• Cyraxx had stated that CIA-hole legally cannot sue him as he has no money, when that's far from the truth, as a lack of money doesn't absolve you of legal consequences. The only time money becomes a problem in a civil lawsuit is when someone has no money to pay you for when they lose a case.
• Cyraxx, after throwing out numerous "examples" of crimes he can send Marty to jail for, and after minutes of thinking, says that he forgot he could send Marty to jail for 'assisted death'.^{[dead link]}
• When pressed on his habit of flashing his penis on Marty's panel, Cyraxx claims that he can plead ignorance of the law to get himself out of trouble.
• Claims that Marty is guilty of impersonating "Martin Bandier" by having him as his profile picture/avatar.^{[dead link]}

US Constitution

Cyraxx believes that the US constitution's amendments are on the same level as criminal and civil laws, and that citizens must observe them as such. This erroneous belief allows him to believe that he can have trolls arrested for violating his rights as a US citizen by acting against constitutional amendments.

• During the Gun Incident, Cyraxx defies Marty and YouTube to take action against his violent death threats by quoting the 2nd amendment. Not only does YouTube have the right to remove whatever they want on their own platform, but the 2nd amendment guarantees the right for US citizens to bear arms, and not threaten each other with said arms.
• Cyraxx claims the trolls are acting against the "4th amendment" — claiming that the violation was stopping him from his rights to make a living, when the 4th Amendment actually pertains to unlawful search and seizure.
  • When called out, Cyraxx changed stance and said that it was actually part of the 14th amendment instead, an amendment pertaining to the protection of citizenship rights. Furthermore, he cited the famous "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" passage from the Declaration of Independence as constitutional amendments, cementing is abyssal lack of knowledge about the government and fundamental laws of his own country.
• When Marty threatened to release the plethora of calls Tangerine Cat had with Sally, Cyraxx said that it was a violation of the 24th amendment, an amendment that pertains to eliminating poll tax.^{[dead link]}

The brickening

See Device Bricking

Between January 2023 and June 2025, Cyraxx was tricked into bricking, or otherwise rendering several of his devices completely non-functionnal.

• On January 29th 2023, Cyraxx was sent a USB Kill-switch under the false pretense that it contained the content necessary to jailbreak his Xbox. He inserted the USB almost instantly into his Xbox with little to no reluctance. It would later be revealed that he was sent this Kill-switch by MF GOON and Liquid Chris. After a failed attempt at forming an alliance with Marty to get his hands on a new Xbox, Sally eventually purchased Cyraxx a new system by scamming a stranger online.
• On March 4th 2025, Cyraxx was tricked into bricking his second Xbox by plugging in a controller sent by a buddy-troll, which was rigged with a killstick device.
• On March 21st 2025, Cyraxx bricked the motherboard of his PC when he was instructed by a troll to repeatedly attempt to update the firmware and restart his PC simulatenously to "cleanse" it from malware, resulting in the BIOS becoming irrepearably corrupted.
• On June 23rd 2025, Cyraxx bricked his Wii console by plugging in a killstick USB drive thinking it was containing mods. To prove to the internet that trolls were "destroying his property", he also plugged the killstick on camera in an old, barely functional Xbox360 console sent by a buddy-troll earlier that month.

Necklace

See Cyraxx Totem

Sometime around March 2023, a troll sent Cyraxx a necklace featuring a 3D-printed totem of himself spray-painted gold incrusted with fake jewelry. Despite being an obvious mockery of his image, Cyraxx started frequently flashing the necklace on camera for a while after by claiming that it was made of "18-carat gold", seemingly unable to differentiate between plastic and a precious metal.

Yung Foxx

See Yung Foxx

After Cyraxx decided to do a rap battle against Yung Foxx after making two diss tracks on him, he lost miserably. Afterwards, Cyraxx would start getting exceptionally angry and upset over something as trivial as losing a rap battle. In an effort to rectify this, he decided to create a fictional character named "Shadow King," which was just him using a voice changer and wearing a costume. He was immediately called out by Yung Foxx to no one's surprise but most likely Cyraxx's due to his room temperature IQ. This ordeal prompted him to leave the internet for a little while.

Deflecting Responsibility

Cyraxx once shouted at Marty that he's gonna go after his girlfriend for "not doing anything to stop [him]", and recently directed a similar message towards his mother, while adding that if she doesn't do anything about him, she'll be held responsible as an accessory to his "crimes".

"That was 30 years ago!"

On a Masshole Reports live stream, Tangerine Cat would angrily inform Cyraxx of the fact that his biological father has a Pinterest account filled with pictures of underage crossdressing boys, and Cyraxx's first response was to say, "It was 30 years ago!" an excuse he regularly throws out whenever someone tells him of the reason his aforementioned father went to jail... except Tangerine cat wasn't referring to that. He also proceeded to ironically call her a 'retard' when he was the one missing the point because he never listens.

Goodbye Horses

During one of the many instances in which Raxx was tricked into talking to a fake minor, the decoy asked Cyraxx to make a video of himself dancing to the song "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus. The song in question is most famous for appearing in an infamous scene from the 1991 Psychological Horror movie: The Silence of The Lambs in which the films antagonist: a serial killer named Buffalo Bill is dancing around his basement naked while pretending to be a woman while the song plays. Of course Cyraxx never thought that filming himself dancing to a song often associated with a disturbed character wouldn't make him look even more like a depraved creep.