Device Bricking

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With Cyraxx being so attached to video games and social media, trolls naturally set their sights on destroying his devices. Exploiting his extreme gullibility and immense greed, they have managed to repeatedly trick him into bricking his devices, for the most part using the same method consisting of sending kill sticks disguised as USB peripherals to Cyraxx for him to plug and destroy his devices. Needless to say that it was a peculiarly efficient way to both get Cyraxx off his rockers, and prevent him from potentially interacting with younger players in light of his predatory behaviors.

Consoles

Cyraxx received an Xbox One as a Christmas gift in 2022, and in early 2023 started regularly uploading videos of him playing games like Fortnite (which has kids he talks to on), Call of Duty, racing games like Assetto Corsa, Need For Speed, and Asphalt 9, and watching movies. This was until it was bricked on Jan 29, 2023 by Liquid Chris, MF Goon, and a third assailant called "barbarry," starting the Xbox Saga. Liquid Chris and MF Goon sent Cyraxx a USB killer in the mail under the cover of a buddy troll who told Cyraxx it was to jailbreak his Xbox and put games on it.

In a recording of the ordeal, after a long and drawn out conversation with the buddy troll, Cyraxx plugged the USB into his Xbox, which made it stop working. This was met by confusion from Cyraxx until Liquid and MF Goon hopped into the call, announcing they hacked the call, intercepted the package and that they bricked his Xbox with a "10 jigawatt killstick." After staring off into the void for a while, slammed his fist onto his desk so hard it made his camera fall and raged out. The trolls then announced they hacked all of his accounts, while Cyraxx tried to fix his camera and raged out.[1]

Xbox that Steven "sent" to Chance

Cyraxx would go on a panel with MusicBizMarty the day afterwards to address the trolls,[2] where Cyraxx recounted the events of the Xbox bricking stream and talked about the backstory behind the stream while lamenting his dead Xbox. At the tail end of the stream, Marty mentioned that a man named "Steven Morin" offered to send Cyraxx an Xbox One free of charge to Cyraxx. Cyraxx would be preoccupied talking to Steven for some time, so much that CIA-hole had to tell Marty on stream that he couldn't show up because he was busy talking to Steven, barely holding in his laughter while talking to Marty. Cyraxx also joined the stream and showed his dead Xbox.[3] The day after, Steven posted a picture of the Xbox as well as a shipping label that proved he sent it to Cyraxx, but by this time Steven's enthusiasm to help Cyraxx was waning due to him and his family receiving harassment from the trolls and people following Cyraxx. Steven messaged Marty asking for help, and Marty encouraged him to redirect the package, which predictably made Cyraxx rage out.

After Cyraxx got his Xbox got bricked, Sally got in contact with a Norwegian man named Dani and dishonestly told him that her "disabled son" broke his Xbox and that she needed help paying for it, saying she'd split the bill. She didn't, and scammed him out of the Xbox, which Cyraxx did not mind as they are both equally dishonest.

Another brick in the wall

The saga would be revived 2 years later on March 4th 2025, with Cyraxx once again showing no skepticism towards a random USB device sent to him by strangers online. This time, a buddy-troll gifted Cyraxx an Xbox controller, claiming that it was a high end edition specially made for drifting. Whilst chatting with his mysterious "benefactor" over Messenger, Cyraxx plugged the controller into his Xbox, which turned out to be rigged with a kill stick that fried the Xbox's circuits almost instantly. This was initially met by confusion from, Cyraxx, who thought that the charging cord he used to plug the controller was the culprit, but would soon come to realize that he had been fiddled just like last time.

Once the gig was up, Cyraxx set his sights on William Gloryhole, N-Word Boi and MusicBizMarty, despite Marty's death over a month prior. In a rage-filled call with someone posing as Marty, Cyraxx loudly threatens him into paying for the broken console, while Sally begs for him to keep it down.[4] The next day, Cyraxx makes a video where he attempts to play off the destruction of his precious toy as trivial, smugly claiming that it did not matter to him since he wanted to focus onto PC gaming. Sadly for him however, his PC would suffer the same fate less than two weeks later. Of note in this video, Cyraxx sounds meeker and his voice has a noticeable hoarseness into it, suggesting at a prolonged, intense rage fit over the last night.[5]

Xbox 360/Wii bricking

On June 23, 2025, Cyraxx bricked not one but two consoles, that being his Wii and an old Xbox 360 sent by a buddy-troll.[6] Subtlety be damned, the trolls this time simply sent Cyraxx a USB drive claiming it contained mods and files for his consoles. Cyraxx produced a video where after presumably bricking his Wii, he plugs the killstick device into his Xbox 360 while loudly exclaiming his suspicions that it was a kill stick to show that it was indeed a kill stick device.[7] Given that the Xbox 360 was reportedly barely functional, Cyraxx likely didn't care much about it and bricked the console on camera to "prove" that the trolls were destroying his property.

Third time's the charm

In December 2025, Cyraxx recieved a $700 donation from a buddy-troll, which he promptly used to purchase himself a brand new Xbox Series S. However, this console only lasted a week before it too fell prey to Cyraxx's stupidity and greed. This time, the booby-trapped device was a steering wheel controller sent to him by another catfish, Cassandra. Believing that William Gloryhole intercepted the package to plant the killstick, Cyraxx went completely off the deep end by threatening trolls to round up vigilante groups and destroy their lives.

The bricking of the Xbox was captured on video during a call with Cassandra, the recording of which was uploaded In January 2026. After his Xbox goes MIA, Cassandra starts shedding crocodile tears pretending to be devastated that she won't be able to watch Cyraxxv drift around on Forza. Cyraxx attempts to reassure her in an extremely unsettling manner, physically kissing and hugging the webcam as if he could reach Cassandra through the objective. After this, he runs downstairs to whine at Sally about losing his Xbox again, to which she undoubtedly reacted with exasperation, but some relief that she was not the one who paid for it this time.

Of note, during the unboxing, Cyraxx brandishes a box cutter bragging about how Heather K forgot it behind when she moved out of 339 Lloyd Street, displaying an odd amount of pride in eventually offering this menial tool to Cassandra.

PC bricking

Sometime in early 2025, Cyraxx was tricked by trolls to install a backdoor and the infamous MEMZ Trojan Malware onto his gaming PC, allowing them to coordinate DDoS attacks and dig up previously unknown information about him.

On March 21st, a buddy-troll approached Cyraxx proposing to help him getting rid of the malware.[8] The buddy-troll then instructs Cyraxx to flash the BiOS whilst simultaneously rebooting his PC. Flashing is a firmware update procedure which can cause irreparable damage to the motherboard if performed incorrectly. Just as planned, Cyraxx corrupts his BiOS, preventing his PC from booting. While this can be fixed, it is extremely unlikely that Cyraxx has the technical know-how to restore his PC, let alone the financial means to buy new parts or a new system.

House bricking

On his 35th birthday, Cyraxx recieved an Xbox from a mysterious donor through the mail. However, the Xbox was rigged to trip the circuit breaker of the house. Despite the consequences of this prank being limited to a 5 minutes power outage, Cyraxx claimed that it was a failed bombing attempt meant to kill him and his family.

Cellphone

While not bricked, Cyraxx lost his cellphone on December 31st 2025 during his escapade at the Summit Mall. The phone either flew out of his pocket and buried itself into the snow after Cyraxx slipped and fell, or Cyraxx forgot it at the mall after attempting to charge it at a kiosk. Regardless, both scenarios show how careless Cyraxx is with his eletronics, likely because he paid for none of them and thus has no concept of their actual value, thinking Sally can just easily buy him a new one.

The post-brickening

Repeatedly losing his precious electronics had a noticeable toll on Cyraxx's mood. After losing both his Xbox and PC, Cyraxx took it to YouTube to whine and rage increasignly often about his lack of toys. He solely blames the trolls for the destruction of his devices, and thus think that they should bear the brunt of replacing them. While the trolls indeed sent those killsticks with the intent to destroy his devices, it is ultimately only his greed and impulsivity that got those killsticks plugged into his precious electronics... several times. In addition, whenever Cyraxx lists the eletronics he wants replaced, he has a habit of abusing his demands by either overestimating the total value or adding unrelated items such as a new gaming keyboard and mouse.

Ever since the loss of his Xbox and PC in March 2025, Cyraxx has attempted anything and everything to get his hands on a new system, that is except actually work for it. While he began by dry-begging online, the lack of results caused his patience to wear thinner, causing his demands to become more bold and agressive. On July 16th, Cyraxx had a meltdown over buddy-trolls not actually helping him to buy new electronics, berating them as corwards for not buying him a new PC, and diminishing the consequences of being doxxed or becoming unemployed as trivial[9].

Despite there being no evidence that William Gloryhole was involved with tricking Cyraxx into bricking his electronics, Cyraxx has repeatedly accused him of "destruction of property" ever since he bricked his PC, promising to force William into buying him a new system. On July 15th 2025, a buddy-troll fed Cyraxx with a fake doxx for William Gloryhole. Now believing to have leverage, Cyraxx tried to extort William for a new high end gaming PC[10] by threatening to pursue his "court case" against him and ruin his reputation as a local businessman. The irony of Cyraxx constantly accusing trolls of slander or defamation while threatening to do the same to William was totally lost on him.

Unbricked devices

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