Xbox Saga

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Cyraxx had received his Xbox as a Christmas gift in 2022, and in early 2023 started regularly uploading poorly screen recorded videos of him playing games like Fortnite (which has kids he talks to on), Call of Duty, racing games like Assetto Corsa, NFS, and Alphalt 9, and watching movies that hopefully have nothing to do with kids. This was until it was bricked on Jan 29, 2023 by Liquid Chris, MF Goon, and a third assailant called "barbarry," starting the Xbox Saga.

The Brickening

Liquid Chris and MF Goon sent Cyraxx a USB killer in the mail under the cover of a buddy troll who told Cyraxx it was to jailbreak his Xbox and put games on it.

In a recording of the ordeal, after a long and drawn out conversation with the buddy troll, Cyraxx plugged the USB into his Xbox, which made it stop working. This was met by confusion from Cyraxx until Liquid and MF Goon hopped into the call, announcing they hacked the call, intercepted the package and that they bricked his Xbox with a "10 jigawatt killstick." After staring off into the void for a while, slammed his fist onto his desk so hard it made his camera fall and raged out. The trolls then announced they hacked all of his accounts, while Cyraxx tried to fix his camera and raged out.[1]

Post-Brickening

Xbox that Steven "sent" to Chance

Cyraxx would go on a panel with MusicBizMarty the day afterwards[2] to address the trolls, where Cyraxx recounted the events of the Xbox bricking stream, as well as talked about the backstory behind the stream and lamented his deceased Xbox. Aat the tail end of the stream, Marty mentioned that a man named "Steven Morin" offered to send Cyraxx an Xbox One free of charge to Cyraxx. Cyraxx would be preoccupied talking to Steven for some time, so much that CIA-hole had to tell Marty on stream that he couldn't show up because he was busy talking to Steven, barely holding in his laughter while talking to Marty. Cyraxx also joined the stream and showed his dead Xbox.[3]

The day after, Steven posted a picture of the Xbox as well as a shipping label that proved he sent it to Cyraxx, but by this time Steven was weighing due to him and his family recieving harassment from the trolls and people following Cyraxx. Steven messaged Steven asking for help, and Marty encouraged him to redirect the package.


Xbox Reclaimed

After Cyraxx got his Xbox got bricked, Sally got in contact with a Norwegian man and dishonestly told him that her "disabled son" broke his Xbox and that she needed help paying for it, saying she'd split the bill. She didn't, and scammed him out of the Xbox, which Cyraxx did not mind as he's just as dishonest as Cyraxx. God only knows how long it'll be before that Xbox is destroyed too.

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