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WILKINS IS GOD

Much like Daniel Larson, Cyraxx has been pursuing music ever since he was a kid - more specifically, becoming a rapper and DJ. Cyraxx has been making "music" since the inception of his first channel such as rap-style content and occasional rock music, but like any form of art he tries to produce, the end product lacks any sort of quality. Cyraxx's music, even though it isn't very good, is the only real job he's had, as he has made a staggering $5.81 off of music streaming and was once signed onto a record label by Erik Skrubbalo before betraying him and getting kicked off of it.

Cyraxx has "made" many songs on his SoundCloud,[1] Spotify,[2] and YouTube channels where his discography is archived. His music is not good and he has never made an original beat, only screaming over pre-made ones, which wakes up his parents, as shown in the Chester Bennington scream video.

Much like his art, his music is extensively stolen and plagiarized from people with actual talent.[3][4] One of the more well-known examples of this is when he stole music from an artist called Zentrix Beats and tried to frame Zentrix as the bad guy when she took it down for copyright reasons, as Cyraxx was apparently paying her with "exposure," as if exposure from a known pedophile is worth anything.

History

Some of Cyraxx's earliest content are music videos, and his first known music video is a was a skating music video called "Its So Delicious Demo DJ shadowBlad FT The Pozzezzed one,"[5] which was released on the 3rd of April, 2012.

Around the time he started uploading online, he was signed onto a Juggalo record label out of pity by an artist named Erik Scrubbalo, who had involvement with a label named "Killer Clown Sounds." After making presumably no money for the label, he soon betrayed Erik by throwing his dog tags into a lake after disassociating himself from the Juggalo community.[6] Erik, of course, kicked him off the label, which caused Cyraxx to then immediately make an "apology" video to get back on the label,[7] where he claimed that Sally told him to throw Erik's dog tags into a lake and that he only did it because he was angry. This obviously did not work.

Discography

Cyraxx has made an extensive amount of music ever since his early internet days.

Lost Innocence

Cyraxx made a music video[8] during his early internet career where he tactlessly made a rap cover of a poem made by a rape and human trafficking victim, which is probably one of the best examples of his lack of empathy and social skills.

Street Racing Scene

Street Racing Scene is a self-indulgent mess of a song about his non-existent racing career. Despite the fact this song doesn't rhyme a single time, it still is the best song - and arguably thing - that Cyraxx has ever produced.

Ey yo, here we go! Light 'em up boys! Rev those engines! Let's go! Rev those engines here we go!

Cruising around town with nowhere to go

Cruising around town just me and my homies

Hitting in with the drift scene hitting up the drag scene

Doing everything that we gotta do to get our names on here in the street racing scene

Going fast as we can, got that ass 15

Looking real up town with that nice ass drift pack

Got that lambo with that motherfuckin' underglow, looking real mean god-damn

Chevy TAHoE with that motherfuckin' lift kit, everybody wanna face me, it's me and my crew

Doing what we gotta do here on the street racing scene, who the fuck do you think you are, can't battle me

See you on the drift track with Vaughn Gittin Jr. right behind me

Call me the motherfucking DK of the drift scene

You can't even catch me ain't no street I'm lost up on me and my team, me and my homies

Keep it underground where it should be the, underground racing is where we are

We run the scene, I've been running the scene since I was 16

Ain't nobody stopping me whenever I see red and blue lights in my rearview, hit the nothing never look back

Live by the street code

Die by the wheel and I'm gone

I was pulling by the legendary wheel, die by the wheel is all I've known

Me and homies cruising around in the street scene

Ain't nobody doing it better than me or my team

The underground racing is where is that for me, keeping it stream a hundred all the time

Live by the street scene 100 percent underground for me

Wonderwall

In May of 2023, Cyraxx, recorded himself doing a cover of the song "Wonderwall" by Oasis on a Kick stream after his viewers nagged him to sing it despite Cyraxx hating the song. This cover is quite possibly Cyraxx's worst cover ever.

He put a demon voice filter on to hide how bad his singing voice is, and as a result, his weird screeches clash with Oasis' music, which is a Britpop band. Cyraxx clearly didn't memorize the lyrics as well, as throughout the cover, he misses almost every verse and chorus. What didn't cross Cyraxx's mind when covering Wonderwall was that Wonderwall is infamous for narcissistic amateurs loving the song and singing it horribly - this joke predictably went over Cyraxx's head

Sound of Silence

One song that Cyraxx has sung on more than one occasion is Disturbed's rendition of "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. In each cover Cyraxxs piss poor vocals are in plain view for everyone to hear. To top it off Cyraxx more than likely has no idea that this is a Simon and Garfunkel song and thinks that Disturbed were the true writers of the song

Music Taste

Like all things relating to Cyraxx, His taste in music is fucking atrocious. Many of the artists that Cyraxx listens too often come from the same genres: Nu Metal, Metalcore, Screamo, Emo Rap, MAGA Rap, Pop Punk and Butt Rock (all of these are awful music genres). Some of the artists he has been known to listen to besides Linkin Park are also noteworthy specifically: Trapt, Tom Macdonald, Falling In Reverse and Pantera due to them having racist views or known for pushing racist ideologies which isn't too far from how Cyraxx is as a person

Singing

Cyraxx claims that he specializes in metal screaming. This is a singing technique that requires extensive skills and training, as it puts significant strain of the vocal chords. Cyraxx, however, attempts to replicate the effect by tightening up his throat to produce a raspy voice, resembling more of a guttural scream or a vocalization reminiscent of someone being choked.[9]

Although Cyraxx can follow the beat of a song to some extent, he is uncapable of hitting any of the notes properly. Presumably due to this, he also makes copious use of autotune to compensate.

Artificial Intelligence

Gorillaz better watch out

Like many talentless hacks of his era, Cyraxx has increasingly started relying on AI to generate songs. While some less completely talentless people will make a combination of both human and AI work to give a better result, Cyraxx entirely relies on artificial intelligence, and does not seem to even bother revising the result to make sure there aren't any obvious defects. The result is a crude slop rife with deformities and mistakes.

The most egregious example is his animated band "Hollow Frequency," where he created both music and visuals using AI. The result, naturally, was a feverish slop of broken, looped animations and bland lyrics screamed over computer-generated music.[10][11]

Cyraxx still had the gall of threatening trolls of legal repercussion and DMCA strikes if they ever so dare to use his "intellectual property" without permission, despite the fact that AI-generated content cannot be copyrighted.[12]

Instruments

Electric Guitar

Cyraxx owns multiple guitars, either gifted to him by enablers or bought for cheap. His main guitar of choice is a Glarry GST HSS which is an incredibly cheap clone of a Fender Stratocaster.

Like every other instrument that the Goblin touches he can't play at all. Anytime Cyraxx performs a cover of a song on his guitar he usually either completely ignores how the song is supposed to be played or he plays to the vocals. His playing technique revolves around him using only using his index and middle fingers akin to that of Django Reinhardt whereas Django had lost the ability to use his ring and pinkie fingers due to a fire and was already an experienced guitarist, Cyraxx is merely a fucking idiot. During one of his first streams with the guitar, Cyraxx accidentally dropped it (Glarrys are incredibly lightweight by the way) which unironically made a better sound then when Raxx is actually playing.

Acoustic Guitar

In a few Pre-Marty Era livestreams Cyraxx is seen playing a completely different guitar, more than likely purchased by Sally. The guitar appears to be some sort of cheap Nylon String classical guitar. The fate of this guitar is currently unknown with some believing he simply broke one or 2 strings and couldn't be fucked to figure out how to change the strings.

Ocarina

Gifted by Lava, Cyraxx damaged it by throwing it against the wall and eventually broke it.

Harmonica

Cyraxx owns an harmonica which he used on few of his covers. Cyraxx seems to struggle with producing notes, leading to a monotonous, barely melodic result.[13]

Violin

Unknown fate, probably destroyed.

Keyboard

Confirmed to be still fully functional.

Sources