Ed
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Ed is Sally's boyfriend, serves as Cyraxx's primary father figure, and likely the household’s main provider. Despite struggling with a painkiller addiction to the point where he has overdosed, Ed is surprisingly the most level-headed person at 339.
Ed appears infrequently in the Cyraxx narrative, primarily in police bodycam footage or in the background of videos Cyraxx recorded, as he typically refrains from participating in Cyraxx’s antics, only really getting directly involved during Arrest Saga when Chance assaulted Aware of Myself. Ed is also different from Chance and Sally in that he has only called the police for genuine emergencies or what he believed were genuine emergencies, unlike Chance and Sally, who frequently call them and waste their time to whine at them about the trolls.
Cyraxx Fights
On December 13, 2022, Ed punched Cyraxx in the face following an argument between Sally and Cyraxx over whether she should be called his mom or grandmother. This incident is separate from when Cyraxx assaulted Sally.
Death Hoax
A rumor started by Michael Hackings on a livestream claimed that Ed shot himself on March 7, 2023. This rumor was debunked by police bodycam footage that featured Ed from May 31, 2023, which was posted by William Gloryhole.