Ed

Ed

Eddy boy

Name: Roy Vaughn

Aliases: Ed

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Gender: Male

Nationality: American

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Occupation: Contractor

Roy Vaughn, better known as Ed, is Sally's boyfriend and serves as Cyraxx's primary father figure, and is likely the main provider for the Wilkins household. Despite struggling with a painkiller addiction to the point where he has overdosed, Ed is surprisingly the most level-headed person at 339. Ed appears infrequently compared to Sally, primarily in police bodycam footage or in the background of videos Cyraxx recorded. This is because he typically refrains from participating in Cyraxx’s antics, only really getting directly involved during the Arrest Saga or during the fight with Alex T. Ed is also different from Chance and Sally in that he has only called the police for genuine emergencies or for what he believed were genuine emergencies, unlike Chance and Sally, who frequently call them and waste their time to whine at them about the trolls.

Death Hoax

A rumor started by Michael Hackings on a livestream claimed that Ed shot himself on March 7, 2023.^{[Citation Needed]} This rumor was debunked by police bodycam footage that featured Ed from May 31, 2023, which was posted by William Gloryhole.

Fights

On December 13, 2022, Ed punched Cyraxx in the face following an argument between Sally and Cyraxx over whether she should be called his mom or grandmother.^{[Citation Needed]} This incident is separate from when Cyraxx assaulted Sally.

On the night of June 20th 2025, an argument about Cyraxx hollering at night escalated into the goblin physically attacking Ed. While it is unclear who threw the first punch, Cyraxx apparently slapped Ed who in retaliation threw something at him. Sally quickly stood in between the two while they exchanged threats and challenges, with Cyraxx blasting Ed for resorting to violence despite him simultaneously challenging him to fight as well as having a history of threatening to hurt people and even attempting to hire an assassin to kill a woman and her child, also completely blaming Ed for the fight starting in the first place despite the fact it was started by Chance because he was screaming at night.

The day after the fight, Cyraxx's aunt, Dale, drove down to 339 Lloyd Street to check on her mother, relaying what she found out about the incident to notorious troll DeathByDesign7. During the fight, Cyraxx pushed Sally, causing her to break her toe and injure her back. Although the police was summoned, Sally downplayed the events by claiming that Chance has not been violent and that her injuries are of her own fault. As for Cyraxx, he attempted to divert attention away from his heinous abuse by whining and raging at trolls for supposedly "stalking" him while he was out dining with his second aunt and uncle earlier that night, despite posting pictures, his uncle and aunt's names, and the restaurant's location himself.

Interview

On September 30th 2025, Southern Harlot showed several text message correspondences with Ed, who was heavily inhebriated and at his wits' end with Cyraxx and Sally.

• Cyraxx drinks coffee mixed with brandy or cream alcohols. However, Ed did not clarify whether Cyraxx mixes in the alcohol himself, or if Sally spikes his drinks in a misguided attempt to inhibit his explosive behavior.
• Cyraxx regularly misses the bowl and urinates all over the bathroom floor as a result. He of course never bothered cleaning up after himself.
• Jake was no longer allowed to visit 339 Lloyd Street after Sally caught him and Cyraxx on the bedroom floor doing what Ed described as "WWE wrestling, but it was weird".
• Ed says that they occasionally locked Cyraxx into his room, although not as much anymore due to various reasons. They usually did so when Cyraxx had to be left home alone, as they did not trust him to be left loose around the house with the family dog, Bandit. They also locked Cyraxx into his room at night in fear for their own safety, such as during a 2022 incident where Cyraxx threatened to kill Sally and Ed in their sleep during a temper tantrum.
• Cyraxx is uncapable of eating warm food or drink hot beverages, likely due to how sensitive his rotten teeth and blistered mouth cavity is. Instead, he eats canned foods such as pork and beans, peaches and raviolis, cold and straight from the can. As such, leftovers accumulated in Cyraxx's room to the point where he had a pile of cans covered in mold, crawling with bugs and maggots by his computer. Sally had to clean the pile after Ed noticed the extremely foul smell coming from Cyraxx's room.
  • Bandit ate some of the rotten leftovers from the pile and fell severely ill as a result. Ed claims that the dog almost succumbed, as they could not afford to take him to a veterinarian, but he thankfully managed to fully recover.
• When Ed met Sally, she was working as a house cleaner and took Cyraxx with her on the job. Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients' properties, including a Terminator 2 poster which Cyraxx claimed was gifted to him by Zak Hussein.
• Cyraxx apparently stole Sally's panties for what can only be assumed to be sexual gratification.
• When asked why is he so reluctant to leave Sally and 339 Lloyd Street, Ed explained that he could not find work due to his knee, and that he is on bad terms with the rest of his family. Furthermore, he fears putting Sally in danger by leaving her alone with Cyraxx, no matter how much he viscerally hates the goblin.