Paraphernalia

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Cyraxx owns multiple pieces of paraphernalia and other bric-a-bracs that throughout his internet infamy have become associated with his character or a certain era.

Notable items

Stylus

The stylus has arguably been one of the most iconic and well-known items associated with Cyraxx. The stylus was sent to him by a troll in December 2022 as part of a prank involving sending him various useless pieces of electronics accessories[1]. It has since become a recurrent accessory to various incidents and events, the first and arguably most infamous of which was a disturbing video in which Cyraxx films himself shoving the stylus up his rectum and the proceeds to lick it with a quite literal shit-eating grin. Another equally notorious but much less disturbing event was the Stylus Incident, during which Cyraxx attempted to escape being confronted for his infidelity by suicide-baiting the panel holding a sharpie marker to his neck (the poor lighting and low resolution concealed the object, though Cyraxx eventually admitted it was a sharpie). Although it was not actually the stylus, it became so iconic that it replaced the sharpie in the Cyraxx collective lore.

Cyraxx Totem

The Cyraxx Totem was a necklace featuring a 3D-printed caricature of Cyraxx spray-painted gold incrusted with fake jewelry, sent to him by a troll posing as a fan. Cyraxx bragged that it was supposedly made of 18-carat gold and used it as a token of validation to feel superior to Marty.

YouTube Play Button

Not long before Cyraxxs arrest a photo emerged of the Goblin holding what appeared to be a Silver YouTube Play Button. It was very quickly proven that the plaque in question was a fake because the plaques have the awarded channels username, not the persons name (unless the username is the persons real name), The real one says "Passing" not "Surpassing" and lastly: NONE of Cyraxxs channels have reached anywhere near 100,000 Subscribers, let alone 1000.

Crown:

In line with the totem, another "fan" sent Cyraxx an ornate crown claiming it was hand-crafted with 18-carat gold[2]. Of course, the item was nothing more than a plastic accessory purchased from Amazon[3]. Cyraxx often used the crown as a tangible proof that he was the true King of Akron.

Doritos bag

Since 2023, many fans have noticed a discarded bag of Doritos chips laying in the background of Cyraxx's videos. It has remained there ever since, becoming an object of intrigue for fans. Some have theorized that Cyraxx keeps this bag because it was a limited-time flavor and believes it will greatly appreciate in value over the years.

The Rifle

In a 2021 video, Cyraxx threatened the trolls by brandishing a pellet rifle at the camera, claiming that it was a ".22 caliber sniper". Throughout the stream Cyraxx is seen playing with gun by racking the bolt, pointing at the camera and dry firing the gun (something which can damage the firing pin). After this incident, Sally confiscated the rifle from Cyraxx, and it was never seen again.

Hammer

On several occasions Cyraxx has pulled out a light hammer in order to try and scare off trolls. On some occasions he will poorly twirl it around in order to try and look cool and intimidating and sometimes swing it which naturally never works and only makes him look like a complete moron

Bedbug Killer

In April 2024, an at the time inconspicuous yellow jug in Cyraxx's closet was displaced. With its label now facing the camera, it was revealed to be a jug of Bed Bug Killer[4]. This naturally became yet another object of ridicule about Cyraxx and a glaring proof of his abyssal hygiene.

Costumes

Cyraxx wearing the Naruto headband, chainmail, lucha libre mask and demon mask hoping to intimidate N-Word Boi.

Cyraxx loves to dress up with trinkets and accessories. What may be a fun, light-hearted activity for most is serious business for Cyraxx, as he seems to think that dressing up for the camera will intimidate his trolls. Cyraxx may wear one accessory at a time, or make combos more ridiculous than the last.

  • Naruto headband : A replica of Naruto's iconic headband from the eponymous anime series.
  • Lucha libre mask : A horribly ill-fitting lucha libre mask. Because it puts so much emphasis on Cyraxx's plagued mouth and beady eyes, the resulting effect is indeed quite terrifying, albeit not in the way Cyraxx seemingly intends.
  • Demon mask : A plastic hannya half-mask, which appeared very oversized due to Cyraxx's particularly weak chin.
  • Paintball mask : For a brief period, Cyraxx doned a black paintball mask with a large "X" painted on it. Because it only left the top of his scalp visible, it had the effect of highlighting his bloody head scabs even more.
  • Chainmail hood : A plastic chainmail hood and seemingly a favorite of Cyraxx to appear mysterious and edgy. Because of his lack of discernible shoulders, the chainmail drapes straight down to his arms and only ends up emphasizing his trout-like shape.
  • Samurai costume : A cheap samurai costume gifted to Cyraxx by Raxxtuber SteveFromMacheteSquad. Once again oblivious to the intent of surreptitiously ridiculing him with a child's costume, Cyraxx has worn it on camera a handful of times thinking it made him look cool, most notably in a video where he performs a ridiculous Kung-Fu routine, only to be interrupted by Sally complaining about the noise. He has also worn the costume after his fight with MusicBizMarty[5], likely as a coping mechanism for getting his ass handed to him on camera by his archnemesis.

Racing rig

With e-racing being such an ingrained part of Cyraxx's identity, he prides himself in owning a "racing rig". The actual contraption however, consist of the cheapest steering wheel controller and pedals that Sally could find on Amazon[6], as well as a rather comically freudian pair of rainbow suspenders hooked to the back of his swivel chair as a "racing harness".

At some point during 2021, a video would surface of Cyraxx using one of these suspenders clamps as a penis vice. Marty would play the audio during a stream in which Cyraxx hilariously responded by doing death metal screams completely oblivious to it being audio of HIM engaging in CBT.

However, Cyraxx felt that his talent as a racer had long outgrown this mediocre setup, and that to properly make his debut into the big leagues, he needed a more elaborate, expensive steed. To fund his dream, he turned to the only sensible financing option other than working an ordinary job : attempting to manipulate and pester his so-called fiancée, Taylor, into buying for him thousands of dollars worth of electronics and toys[7].

In 2026, Cyraxx remade his "rig" by strapping a backpack to the front of his new gaming chair, and using the straps as an improvized harness.

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