Paraphernalia

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Cyraxx owns multiple pieces of paraphernalia and other bric-a-bracs that throughout his internet infamy have become associated with his character or a certain era.

Notable items

Stylus

The stylus has arguably been one of the most iconic and well-known items associated with Cyraxx. The stylus was sent to him by a troll in December 2022 as part of a prank involving sending him various useless pieces of electronics accessories[1]. It has since become a recurrent accessory to various incidents and events, the first and arguably most infamous of which was a disturbing video in which Cyraxx films himself shoving the stylus up his rectum and the proceeds to lick it with a quite literal shit-eating grin. Another equally notorious but much less disturbing event was the Stylus Incident, during which Cyraxx attempted to suicide-bait his then-girlfriend by holding the stylus to his throat in the same manner as a knife (the low quality of his webcam concealed the object, but he ultimately revealed that it was indeed the stylus).

Cyraxx Totem

The Cyraxx Totem was a necklace featuring a 3D-printed caricature of Cyraxx spray-painted gold incrusted with fake jewelry, sent to him by a troll posing as a fan. Cyraxx bragged that it was supposedly made of 18-carat gold and used it as a token of validation to feel superior to Marty.

YouTube Play Button

Not long before Cyraxxs arrest a photo emerged of the Goblin holding what appeared to be a Silver YouTube Play Button. It was very quickly proven that the plaque in question was a fake because the plaques have the awarded channels username, not the persons name (unless the username is the persons real name), The real one says "Passing" not "Surpassing" and lastly: NONE of Cyraxxs channels have reached anywhere near 100,000 Subscribers, let alone 1000.

Crown

In line with the totem, another "fan" sent Cyraxx an ornate crown claiming it was hand-crafted with 18-carat gold[2]. Of course, the item was nothing more than a plastic accessory purchased from Amazon[3]. Cyraxx often used the crown as a tangible proof that he was the true King of Akron.

Doritos bag

Since 2023, many fans have noticed a discarded bag of Doritos chips laying in the background of Cyraxx's videos. It has remained there ever since, becoming an object of intrigue for fans. Some have theorized that Cyraxx keeps this bag because it was a limited-time flavor and believes it will greatly appreciate in value over the years.

The Rifle

In a 2021 video, Cyraxx threatened the trolls by brandishing a pellet rifle at the camera, claiming that it was a ".22 caliber sniper". Throughout the stream Cyraxx is seen playing with gun by racking the bolt, pointing at the camera and dry firing the gun (something which can damage the firing pin). After this incident, Sally confiscated the rifle from Cyraxx, and it was never seen again.

Hammer

On several occasions Cyraxx has pulled out a light hammer in order to try and scare off trolls. On some occasions he will poorly twirl it around in order to try and look cool and intimidating and sometimes swing it which naturally never works and only makes him look like a complete moron

Bedbug Killer

In April 2024, an at the time inconspicuous yellow jug in Cyraxx's closet was displaced. With its label now facing the camera, it was revealed to be a jug of Bed Bug Killer[4]. This naturally became yet another object of ridicule about Cyraxx and a glaring proof of his abyssal hygiene.

Racing rig

With e-racing being such an ingrained part of Cyraxx's identity, he prides himself in owning a "racing rig". The actual contraption however, consist of the cheapest steering wheel controller and pedals that Sally could find on Amazon[5], as well as a rather comically freudian pair of rainbow suspenders hooked to the back of his swivel chair as a "racing harness".

At some point during 2021, a video would surface of Cyraxx using one of these suspenders clamps as a penis vice. Marty would play the audio during a stream in which Cyraxx hilariously responded by doing death metal screams completely oblivious to it being audio of HIM engaging in CBT.

However, Cyraxx felt that his talent as a racer had long outgrown this mediocre setup, and that to properly make his debut into the big leagues, he needed a more elaborate, expensive steed. To fund his dream, he turned to the only sensible financing option other than working an ordinary job : attempting to manipulate and pester his so-called fiancée, Taylor, into buying for him thousands of dollars worth of electronics and toys[6].

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