Assassination Incident

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The Assassination Incident was, according to Cyraxx, an event where Marty and the trolls hired Mossad (the intelligence agency of Israel) to shoot a bullet through his window into his bed to kill him while he was sleeping and, to this day, insists that they tried to assassinate him despite the overwhelming amount of indisputable evidence that Cyraxx was lying and that it was just a rat trap going off or something falling. Even if a bullet actually went into his bed, it would've been a stray bullet from a different shooting as Chance lives in a shithole full of gang violence and Mossad would have no trouble assassinating a 4'8" disabled man who is in the same room almost every day and hour of the week. This is one of the clearest displays of Cyraxx's schizophrenic-esque delusions going into full effect.

The "Shooting"

On November 3rd, 2022, Cyraxx was in a livestream where he was defaming a woman he used to know named Candall Smith when a loud snapping noise was heard in the background and his bedsheets shifted up slightly.[1] He looked back with a look of genuine surprise and confusion on his face, and freaked out not knowing what the noise was. Take note of the fact that after his livestream audience suggested that he was shot at, Cyraxx looked for any holes in the window or window frame and loudly exclaimed "nothin' there, guys, window's intact"[2] and said, word-for-word, "there ain't a god-damn bullet hole, there ain't a scratch or ain't nothin'!"[3]

The Lying

The "bullet hole"

The day after Cyraxx was "shot at," Cyraxx made a video[4] pretending to cry claiming that it was indeed a bullet, which was confirmed to be one by a "friend of his," that went into his window and not "something falling or paranormal activity." To substantiate this, he shows a photo of the "entry hole" into his windowsill, which looks suspiciously like damaged caulking, that has no bullet residue or burning on it and that has a completely different, sideways keyholing pattern than the next "bullet hole" he shows.

The mattress "bullet hole"

The next bullet hole he shows is in his bed is suspiciously completely straight in despite the fact that, if the other hole was really a bullet hole, it would be going in sideways due to the pattern of the first entry hole. Also notice how the sheet around the hole is torn, which is not consistent with a different video made by "@zachballs7079," in which he tested shooting various calibers into a mattress. All of the bullets slipped straight into the mattress and did not tear the sheets around it[5] like what was present in Cyraxx's photo. Also pay attention to the fact that Cyraxx's bed sheets lifted up in the livestream in which he claims he was shot at, which wouldn't make sense if the bullet went directly into Cyraxx's mattress.

Of course this is just one of many issues with his claims, such as the fact that no gunshot was heard, the bullet trajectory doesn't make sense, there was no police investigation, there was no effort made to avoid another assassination by moving his bed away from his window, and there were no subsequent "assassination attempts" on him.

Phone Call

In a phone call with Marty after the video was made and after the police were called (who did nothing), Cyraxx claimed that his 3 main suspects of who attempted to assassinate him were Marty, William Gloryhole, and Candall Smith. Marty tried to convince Cyraxx that Sneaky Jim and Danny Brown were suspects in the attempted murder, but this was unsuccessful.

Accusing MusicBizMarty

On the 6th, Cyraxx made a video calling out Marty as a terrorist.[6] In this video he not only claims that Marty orchestrated the attack, but that he hired Israeli assassins to shoot him (cause y'know, Marty is Jewish) because Marty couldn't "have [him]" and was doing everything to make him look psychotic to get him institutionalized.

Aftermath

Cyraxx would continue to insist that he was almost killed, even after being confronted multiple times with the irrefutable evidence that nothing happened. He still swears he was assassinated to this day, and has made multiple alterations and expansions to his story, such as him going from claiming he was shot at with an ice bullet to claiming he was shot at with a regular bullet or him claiming that the people who shot at him were shooting at him from rooftops, implying that they were on his neighbors house across the street as there aren't really any tall buildings near his house that a sniper would use.

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