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<div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 26 }}
<div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 27 }}
| 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed!
| 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed!
| 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!
| 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!
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| 24 = Ohhh but it is, Marty
| 24 = Ohhh but it is, Marty
| 25 = Oh, it's going very well actually
| 25 = Oh, it's going very well actually
| 26 = Trust me when I say Nick
| 27 = Either you start telling the fucking truth right now Nick, or i jerk off on your stream and get you banned
}}" - [[Chance Wilkins]]''
}}" - [[Chance Wilkins]]''
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