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<div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 29 }}
<div class="dailyquote" style="margin:20px;"><center>''"{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 30 }}
| 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed!
| 0 = Yo momma should'a SPIT instead'a swallowed!
| 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!
| 1 = ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!
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| 27 = Either you start telling the fucking truth right now Nick, or I start jerkin' off on your stream and I get you banned!
| 27 = Either you start telling the fucking truth right now Nick, or I start jerkin' off on your stream and I get you banned!
| 28 = I'VE ATONED FOR EVERHTHING I'VE DONE WRONG IN THE PAST 3 DAYS!
| 28 = I'VE ATONED FOR EVERHTHING I'VE DONE WRONG IN THE PAST 3 DAYS!
| 29 = I'm sorry I hurt you by jerking off to another dude...
}}" - [[Chance Wilkins]]''
}}" - [[Chance Wilkins]]''
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