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The '''Assassination Incident''' was, according to [[Cyraxx]], an event where [[Marty]] and the [[trolls]] hired Mossad to shoot an ice bullet / regular bullet through his window into his bed to kill him while he was sleeping and, to this day, insists that they tried to assassinate him despite the overwhelming amount of indisputable evidence that Cyraxx was [[lying]] and that it was just a rat trap going off or something falling.  
The '''Assassination Incident''' was, according to [[Cyraxx]], an event where [[Marty]] and the [[trolls]] hired Mossad to shoot a bullet through his window into his bed to kill him while he was sleeping and, to this day, insists that they tried to assassinate him despite the overwhelming amount of indisputable evidence that Cyraxx was [[lying]] and that it was just a rat trap going off or something falling.  


Even ''if'' a bullet actually went into his bed, it would've been a stray bullet from a different shooting as Chance lives in a [[Akron, Ohio|shithole]] full of gang violence. Additionally, if Mossad was actually after him, they definitely would've had no trouble assassinating a 4'8" [[Health and Appearance|disabled man]]. This is one of the clearest displays of Cyraxx's schizophrenic-esque [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] going into full effect.
Even ''if'' a bullet actually went into his bed, it would've been a stray bullet from a different shooting as Chance lives in a [[339 Lloyd Street|shithole]] full of gang violence. Additionally, if Mossad was actually after him, they definitely would've had no trouble assassinating a 4'8" [[Health and Appearance|disabled man]] who is constantly in the same place. This is one of the clearest displays of Cyraxx's schizophrenic-esque [[Delusions and Ego|delusions]] going into full effect.


== The "Shooting" ==
== The "Shooting" ==
On November 3rd, 2022, Cyraxx was in a livestream where he was defaming and harassing [[Candall Smith]] when a loud snapping noise was heard in the background and his bedsheets shifted up slightly.<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref> He looked back with a look of pure confusion and genuine surprise on his face, and freaked out not knowing what the noise was.  
On November 3rd, 2022, Cyraxx was in a livestream where he was defaming and harassing a woman he used to know named [[Candall Smith]] when a loud snapping noise was heard in the background and his bedsheets shifted up slightly.<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=125</ref> He looked back with a look of pure confusion and genuine surprise on his face, and freaked out not knowing what the noise was.  


Take note of the fact that after his livestream audience suggested that he was shot at, Cyraxx looked for any holes in the window or window frame and loudly exclaimed "nothin' there, guys, window's intact"<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=250</ref> and said, word-for-word, "there ain't a god-damn bullet hole, there ain't a scratch or ain't nothin'!"<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=264</ref>
Take note of the fact that after his livestream audience suggested that he was shot at, Cyraxx looked for any holes in the window or window frame and loudly exclaimed "nothin' there, guys, window's intact"<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=250</ref> and said, word-for-word, "there ain't a god-damn bullet hole, there ain't a scratch or ain't nothin'!"<ref>https://youtu.be/irzZwPjXGRk?t=264</ref>


== The Making-shit-uppening ==
== The Lying ==
The day after Cyraxx was "shot at," Cyraxx made a video<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQCudpQN83A</ref> [[Lying|pretending to cry]], claiming that it was indeed a bullet (which was confirmed by a totally real friend of his) going into his window and not "something falling or [[Intelligence|paranormal activity]]." To substantiate this, he shows a photo of the "entry hole" into his windowsill, which looks suspiciously like damaged caulking, that has no bullet residue or burning on it and that has a completely different, sideways keyholing pattern than the next "bullet hole" he shows.  
[[File:Screenshot.png|thumb|339x339px|The "bullet hole"]]
The day after Cyraxx was "shot at," Cyraxx made a video<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQCudpQN83A</ref> [[Lying|pretending to cry]] claiming that it was indeed a bullet, which was confirmed to be one by a totally real friend of his, going into his window and not "something falling or [[Intelligence|paranormal activity]]." To substantiate this, he shows a photo of the "entry hole" into his windowsill, which looks suspiciously like damaged caulking, that has no bullet residue or burning on it and that has a completely different, sideways keyholing pattern than the next "bullet hole" he shows.  


The next bullet hole he shows is in his bed is suspiciously completely straight in despite the fact that, if the other hole was really a bullet hole, it would be going in sideways due to the keyholing pattern of the first entry hole. Also notice how the sheet around the hole is torn, which is not consistent with a different video made by "@zachballs7079," in which he tested shooting various calibers into a mattress. All of the bullets slipped straight into the mattress and did not tear the sheets around it<ref>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pEDWYVkzKr8</ref> like what was present in Cyraxx's photo. Also pay attention to the fact that Cyraxx's bed sheets lifted up in the livestream in which he claims he was shot at, which wouldn't make sense if the bullet went directly into Cyraxx's mattress.
The next bullet hole he shows is in his bed is suspiciously completely straight in despite the fact that, if the other hole was really a bullet hole, it would be going in sideways due to the pattern of the first entry hole. Also notice how the sheet around the hole is torn, which is not consistent with a different video made by "@zachballs7079," in which he tested shooting various calibers into a mattress. All of the bullets slipped straight into the mattress and did not tear the sheets around it<ref>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pEDWYVkzKr8</ref> like what was present in Cyraxx's photo. Also pay attention to the fact that Cyraxx's bed sheets lifted up in the livestream in which he claims he was shot at, which wouldn't make sense if the bullet went directly into Cyraxx's mattress.
[[File:Skibidi ww2.png|left|thumb|262x262px|The mattress "bullet hole"]]


=== Phone Call ===
=== Phone Call ===

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