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== Troll visits == | == Troll visits == | ||
{{SpecialMessage|Message=Do not | {{SpecialMessage|Message=Do not trespass on the property or break the law to piss off Cyraxx, such as comitting vandalism or theft. | ||
Common sense notwithstanding, if the police is called and you are arrested, not only will you give a victory for Cyraxx, but you will most likely become a pariah to all the trolls for giving him a reason to be insufferably smug.}} | |||
<code><!-- Police and scrappers/buyers summoned by troll-made Craigslist ads do not count, as they are not showing up specifically to gawk at or interact with Cyraxx --></code> | <code><!-- Police and scrappers/buyers summoned by troll-made Craigslist ads do not count, as they are not showing up specifically to gawk at or interact with Cyraxx --></code> | ||
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=== Trespasser === | === Trespasser === | ||
In the middle of the night, on september 6th 2021, the Akron Police Department arrested a man who had pulled over into the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street. Bodycam footage suggests that he was | In the middle of the night, on september 6th 2021, the Akron Police Department arrested a man who had pulled over into the driveway of 339 Lloyd Street. Bodycam footage suggests that he was driving recklessely and pulling up into random driveways in an attempt to evade police attention, claiming that 339 was his aunt's house when the police passed him the cuffs<ref>https://odysee.com/@WilliamGloryhole-OG:e/9-6-2021-body-cam-proof-that-there-was-a:f</ref>. Nobody in the household seemed to have noticed the commotion occuring in their driveway. | ||
Although nothing suggests that this man had anything do with Cyraxx, trolls started pretending that he was a hired assassin, causing Cyraxx to believe that the trolls had sent a goon to his house in order to kill him in the middle of the night. | Although nothing suggests that this man had anything do with Cyraxx, trolls started pretending that he was a hired assassin, causing Cyraxx to believe that the trolls had sent a goon to his house in order to kill him in the middle of the night. | ||
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=== Car vandal === | === Car vandal === | ||
In January 2023, a troll smashed Sally's windshield by throwing a brick at it<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE5Nmv8sVJQvXsI7vlbx7gfihmLbgPwWC</ref>. This incident made Cyraxx peculiarly furious, as he still regularly cites it to this day as one of the trolls' worst misdeeds. | In January 2023, a troll smashed Sally's windshield by throwing a brick at it<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxE5Nmv8sVJQvXsI7vlbx7gfihmLbgPwWC</ref>. This incident made Cyraxx peculiarly furious, as he still regularly cites it to this day as one of the trolls' worst misdeeds. | ||
=== IP2 streamers === | |||
On june 11th, 2023, the IP2 stream ground, including controversial YouTubers OnlyUseMeBlade and ChickenAndy, stopped in Akron on their RV journey to pay a visit to Cyraxx<ref>https://youtu.be/B_8d7SUnWIk?t=117</ref>. Overflowing with excitement to see the Goblin of Akron for themselves, they [[Weening|knocked on the door in hopes of having Cyraxx letting them in]], but predictably, he remained in the attic. Needless to say, Cyraxx was not too pleased with this impromptu visit<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdpgs-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-big-mad-after-the-ip2-rv-visit.-6122023.html?start=59</ref>. | |||
=== Aware Of Myself === | === Aware Of Myself === | ||
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In July 2024, Cyraxx became aware that a YouTuber by the handle supersayianjim2 had been flying drones above his house. For some time, he became extremely paranoid about drones, thinking that these were part of a larger scheme of bombarding his home using incendiary devices. In the meantime, supersayianjim2 escalated things when he started dropping paint jars onto the house's roof<ref>https://youtu.be/GctrsMcsx8U?t=1827</ref>. This event also aggravated the home's other residents, namely [[Ed]], who patrolled the property with a paintball gun<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2024-7-20-Drones-will-be-more-impactful-than-people-recognize,-in-positive-ways-to-help-society.%E2%80%9D--Bill-Gates:e</ref>. | In July 2024, Cyraxx became aware that a YouTuber by the handle supersayianjim2 had been flying drones above his house. For some time, he became extremely paranoid about drones, thinking that these were part of a larger scheme of bombarding his home using incendiary devices. In the meantime, supersayianjim2 escalated things when he started dropping paint jars onto the house's roof<ref>https://youtu.be/GctrsMcsx8U?t=1827</ref>. This event also aggravated the home's other residents, namely [[Ed]], who patrolled the property with a paintball gun<ref>https://odysee.com/@MusicBizMartyArchive:7/2024-7-20-Drones-will-be-more-impactful-than-people-recognize,-in-positive-ways-to-help-society.%E2%80%9D--Bill-Gates:e</ref>. | ||
== Eviction == | |||
To anyone with any shred of common sense, the easiest way to quell the constant harassment and waves of trespassers would be to get rid of the root cause; namely evicting Cyraxx from the property. Cyraxx is a grown adult and therefore can reasonably be evicted from the household; however, the only thing standing between him and the streets or an instituion is Sally's insistence to keep Cyraxx around. | |||
Although Sally seems unwilling to actually get rid of Cyraxx, she will still however threaten him with eviction when she has had enough of the constant harassment the goblin brings upon them. This, so far, has occured twice: | |||
* In June 2023, Sally told Cyraxx that the landlord threatened to evict them unless they cut off the internet. The first thing Cyraxx did naturally [[Intelligence|was to go live on YouTube to beg for money to afford a lawyer]] and fight the landlord's decision<ref>https://rumble.com/v3wdpm7-cyraxx-live-on-kick.-urgent-call-to-action-soon-homeless-give-me-money.-612.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref>. However, nothing happened afterward, leading some to believe that Sally made up this story in an attempt to coax Cyraxx into moderating his behavior. | |||
* In October 2024, a leaked phone call between Cyraxx and [[CIA-Hole]] surfaced<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOh9481nwc&t=2s</ref>, in which a panicked Cyraxx claims that Sally and Ed snapped and told him that he was no longer welcome in the house. This phone call generated a significant amount of excitement, with many believing it to be the beginning of the fabled "Homeless Saga". Eventually, it was revealed to be an older recording unrelated to the events ongoing around the time, and Cyraxx kept going with his business as usual. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||