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{{Infobox|name=Chance James Finley Wilkins|Knownas=Cyraxx, Chase|image=Raxxracer.png|imageDesc=[[Racing|Driftin' the day away]]|DOB=September 20, 1990|Gender=Male|HeightnWeight=4'8, ~100 lbs|Nationality=American|Parents=[[Connie Lobdell]], [[Ruple Smith]]|Occupation=NEET}}'''Chance James Finley Wilkins''' (born '''Patrick Smith''', 20 September 1990) is a {{Age|1990-9-20}}year old [[Mental Health|mentally ill]] and [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] Lolcow and Horrorcow who has gained both notoriety and infamy for his freak-outs, escapades, and [[Controversy|absurd behavior]]. Chance is better known by his alias '''Cyraxx''', but is also known by many other names, such as '''DJ ShadowBlayde''', '''Psyraxx''', '''DJ Otaku''', the '''43''', and by [[Aliases|many other aliases]] either made up by him, stolen from other people, or given to him by his followers. Cyraxx is a man of many passions, having dabbled in [[art]], [[Racing|e-racing]], [[music]], [[writing]], [[dancing]], [[sports]], [[anime]], [[film-making]], [[video games]], and content creation. Unfortunately for Cyraxx though, he has never seen any success or talent in any of these fields, and anything of any merit that he has ever produced in these fields have been either [[Lying|stolen from more talented people]] or cheated. This, alongside his anger-issues and inability to change, has caused him to be a perpetual target of online trolling. | {{Infobox|name=Chance James Finley Wilkins|Knownas=Cyraxx, Chase|image=Raxxracer.png|imageDesc=[[Racing|Driftin' the day away]]|DOB=September 20, 1990|Gender=Male|HeightnWeight=4'8, ~100 lbs|Nationality=American|Parents=[[Connie Lobdell]], [[Ruple Smith]]|Occupation=NEET}}'''Chance James Finley Wilkins''' (born '''Patrick Smith''', 20 September 1990) is a {{Age|1990-9-20}}year old [[Mental Health|mentally ill]] and [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] Lolcow and Horrorcow who has gained both notoriety and infamy for his freak-outs, escapades, and [[Controversy|absurd behavior]]. Chance is better known by his alias '''Cyraxx''', but is also known by many other names, such as '''DJ ShadowBlayde''', '''Psyraxx''', '''DJ Otaku''', the '''43''', and by [[Aliases|many other aliases]] either made up by him, stolen from other people, or given to him by his followers. Cyraxx is a man of many passions, having dabbled in [[art]], [[Racing|e-racing]], [[music]], [[writing]], [[dancing]], [[sports]], [[anime]], [[film-making]], [[video games]], and content creation. Unfortunately for Cyraxx though, he has never seen any success or talent in any of these fields, and anything of any merit that he has ever produced in these fields have been either [[Lying|stolen from more talented people]] or cheated. This, alongside his anger-issues and inability to change, has caused him to be a perpetual target of online trolling. | ||
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== Golden Age Trolling == | == Golden Age Trolling == | ||
Starting around 2021 is when Cyraxx started to enter mainstream Lolcow-dom, beginning to have freakouts and enter into sagas on par with the popular Lolcows of the time like Chris Chan and Daniel Larson. | Starting around 2021 is when Cyraxx started to enter mainstream Lolcow-dom, beginning to have freakouts and enter into sagas on par with the popular Lolcows of the time like Chris Chan and Daniel Larson. | ||
=== Stylus Incident === | === Stylus Incident === | ||
<small>Main Article [[Stylus Incident]]</small> | <small>Main Article [[Stylus Incident]]</small>[[File:MARDY.png|thumb|393x393px|It's a pen|center]]Leading up to the incident, Cyraxx, who was being catfished by three trolls called [[Strawberry Sunshine]], [[Tangerine Cat]], and notably [[Katrina Luna]], who was pretending to be a disabled transwoman named "Cindy Lou." Cyraxx sent Strawberry Sunshine a video of him inserting a stylus into his anus and licking it clean, disgusting Sunshine, who sent the video to Marty. Unbeknownst to Cyraxx, doing this would cause an incident which would propel unleash him to a wider audience as, at this point, this was one of the most absurd things that Cyraxx had done before. | ||
Leading up to the incident, Cyraxx, who was being catfished by three trolls called [[Strawberry Sunshine]], [[Tangerine Cat]], and notably [[Katrina Luna]], who was pretending to be a disabled transwoman named "Cindy Lou." Cyraxx sent Strawberry Sunshine a video of him inserting a stylus into his anus and licking it clean, disgusting Sunshine, who sent the video to Marty. Unbeknownst to Cyraxx, doing this would cause an incident which would propel unleash him to a wider audience as, at this point, this was one of the most absurd things that Cyraxx had done before. | |||
On April 11th, 2021, Cyraxx appeared on a MusicBizMarty panel with Tange Cat and Strawberry Sunshine to be confronted about fact that he was not only cheating on both of them with each other, but also with Katrina Luna. When the confrontation began, Cyraxx initially reacted by explosively cursing and screaming at them, and upon Marty mentioning Cindy Lou, Cyraxx left and rejoined the livestream holding a stylus to his neck, asking Marty if he wanted him to end his life. The panel initially thought it was a real knife, and they tried to talk him out of it, to get Sally to stop him, and called a well-being check on him. Cyraxx then revealed that it was a pen the whole time, causing Marty and Tange to laugh hysterically. After the incident, Cyraxx would try the stylus trick two other times, which proved unfruitful for him. | On April 11th, 2021, Cyraxx appeared on a MusicBizMarty panel with Tange Cat and Strawberry Sunshine to be confronted about fact that he was not only cheating on both of them with each other, but also with Katrina Luna. When the confrontation began, Cyraxx initially reacted by explosively cursing and screaming at them, and upon Marty mentioning Cindy Lou, Cyraxx left and rejoined the livestream holding a stylus to his neck, asking Marty if he wanted him to end his life. The panel initially thought it was a real knife, and they tried to talk him out of it, to get Sally to stop him, and called a well-being check on him. Cyraxx then revealed that it was a pen the whole time, causing Marty and Tange to laugh hysterically. After the incident, Cyraxx would try the stylus trick two other times, which proved unfruitful for him. | ||
[[File:Urturncutie.jpg | [[File:Urturncutie.jpg|thumb|512x512px|Cyraxx conversing to a 14-year-old girl decoy. This conversation was also the origin of the infamous "Ur turn cutie" catchphrase.]] | ||
=== Masshole Reports Incident === | === Masshole Reports Incident === | ||
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=== Skull Scratcher Comedy === | === Skull Scratcher Comedy === | ||
<small>See Skull Scratcher Comedy</small> | <small>See [[Skull Scratcher Comedy]]</small> | ||
Cyraxx debuted his "Skull Scratcher Comedy" comedy show, where he recorded a poorly made comedy video at a low-FPS with added laugh tracks over it. He then made his "Open Soar Comedy" and "Home for the Outcast" comedy bits, which were of similarly poor quality. He finished off the comedy shows with "Jokes On You ft Trevor", which is mostly not even comedy and just ranting. | |||
=== Trisha === | === Trisha === | ||
Some time in October of 2021, Cyraxx met a transwoman named Trisha on Facebook, which spurred on Cyraxx's two-week exile. Eventually, even though he knew by this point that every time he leaks a relationship his partner is harassed off the Internet or is harassed into being his enemy, he leaked their relationship anyways, and started making videos about her. This is when his trolls started saying that Trisha is not actually a woman, and Cyraxx made videos where Trisha yells at the camera in a weird accent under poor microphone quality that she is, indeed, a woman. It was soon revealed by Marty that Trisha was actually 14 years old and was intellectually disabled, making her exceptionally unable to consent to a relationship with Cyraxx, a sociopathic freak in his mid-30's. Marty and the trolls got Trisha banned off her accounts so she couldn't talk to him, and so she left the Internet due to the harassment. | |||
=== AI Raxx Saga === | |||
See [[AI Raxx]] | |||
On January 27th, 2022, Lloyd Street got shot up by gangsters in a drive-by, injuring a 13-year-old boy. Cyraxx then alleged that the trolls did this to kill him and confused him with the boy, which is something he likely genuinely believes as he left the internet for a bit. This resulted in the trolls getting bored, which is when the AI Raxx saga began. Trolls alleged that Cyraxx had actually died in the shooting and that all videos featuring Cyraxx afterwards were AI generated, and Marty, other trolls, and weens would start uploading memorial videos for Cyraxx. Cyraxx would hop onto Marty's panel periodically screaming that he's actually alive and proving it in multiple ways, one of which was showing off the stylus, but Marty would then produce a forged death certificate and AI-generated autopsy photos of Cyraxx to prove that Cyraxx was truly dead. This would go so far that even [[KingCobraJFS]] would react to Cyraxx dying, but this saga would eventually fizzle out. | |||
==== Gothie ==== | ==== Gothie ==== | ||
[[Gothie]], another catfish, would also appear this time, being the first new catfish in about a year. She would leak videos of Cyraxx saying that he'd lost $10,000 from Marty's trolling and Cyraxx talking about a PBS documentary being filmed about him, and Cyraxx would finally discover that she was a catfish. Gothie and Cyraxx would debate a few times on stream, and Cyraxx would insult Gothie's teeth and KingCobraJFS, but not much else interesting would happen. | |||
=== Niilit Saga === | === Niilit Saga === | ||
[[Niilit]], a furry social media personality, publically became friends with Cyraxx for about ~3 days out of pity for Cyraxx, almost immediately finding out the allegations of Cyraxx being a pedophile after a hoard of trolls descended upon him. After pleading for Niilit for a while, Cyraxx would give up pursuing Niilit and Cyraxx revealed personal information about Niilit while threatening him, Masshole, and other trolls while simultaneously looking for sympathy and trying to "make up" with Niilit. | |||
=== Gryker === | === Street Racing Scene/Gryker === | ||
On August 28, 2022, Cyraxx, in his 10 years of music, would release his first song that was actually at least somewhat listenable to, called "Street Racing Scene." The song itself is an extremely self-indulgent mess, as most of the lines don't rhyme and often desync with the background music, but despite this, trolls and weens would inflate Cyraxx's ego by saying that the song was great, even influencing him to do multiple live performances. That was until William GH copyrighted Cyraxx's song, renaming it "Drift King", making Cyraxx freak out. | |||
During this time, Cyraxx, with his inflated ego, would call out multiple people, one of whom was a Saved by the Bell actor called Gryker. Cyraxx would randomly make a video calling out Gryker for no reason, slandering his name and cursing him out. He would even curse out Gryker on Cyraxx's 32nd birthday.[[File:Screenshot.png|thumb|233x233px|The "bullet hole"]] | |||
[[File:Screenshot.png|thumb|233x233px|The "bullet hole"]] | |||
=== Assassination Saga === | === Assassination Saga === | ||
<small>Main Article [[Assassination Saga]]</small> | <small>Main Article [[Assassination Saga]]</small> | ||
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==== Niilit Part 2 ==== | ==== Niilit Part 2 ==== | ||
Cyraxx's priority was to try and befriend Niilit again for some reason. Cyraxx would make a video asking for Niilit to talk to him again, saying life was too short to stay mad at your friends, despite wasting his entire life playing video games and whining on the internet. Cyraxx would even find Niilit's number and call him, which Niilit obviously responded poorly to, causing Cyraxx to call him racial slurs. Cyraxx would make another video to Niilit, saying Niilit's fame was going to his head, and Niilit made one final response video from VR chat where he meticulously lists all of Cyraxx's flaws and tells him to get offline. | |||
==== Urban Spelunking ==== | |||
<small>See [[Urban Spelunking]]</small> | |||
Cyraxx would then, after being concretely told that he wouldn't be making up with Niilit and losing his "role model", try to spice up his life by trespassing on trainyards, or in his words, would start "Urban Spelunking" despite spelunking describing descending into caves. He would take photos of himself trespassing, and trolls would call him out and report him to police. Cyraxx would panel up with Marty, making up the "Urban Spelunker's Act" to justify his actions which Marty debunked in real time, and Marty would show him Legislative Service Commission House Bill 667 which made it specifically illegal to explore trainyards. | |||
==== Jason David Frank ==== | |||
Cyraxx, after "losing" his "friend" Niilit, lost another person who was "dear" to him named [[Jason David Frank]], the green Power Ranger. I put dear in quotations, as Cyraxx had made multiple allegations of assault on JDF before and said he'd hated him and was known to use people's deaths to virtue signal. Cyraxx would make the "Jason D Frank memorial show", where he badly played instruments and did a headstand. He would then livestream Jason's funeral, and would entirely forget about him after. | |||
=== Apple Watch === | === Apple Watch === | ||
==== 339 Review Bombing ==== | |||
=== Xbox === | === Xbox === | ||
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=== The Fight === | === The Fight === | ||
<small>See [[Cyraxx Beatdown]]</small> | |||
It started in February of 2023, when Marty got an AirBnB in Akron. Marty had shown up to Cyraxx's house many times before, but this time, he was there to stay for a while. Marty had told Cyraxx about this and teased Cyraxx about it, to which Cyraxx gave his slur-laden threats to try and ward Marty off. At first he threatened to confront Marty, then beat him up with a tripod. Marty then released a YouTube short of him driving to Akron, then arriving on March 3rd. At 6:33 pm, 300 feet away from 339, Cyraxx scurried over to Marty's AirBnB as Marty sat on the porch, livestreaming, camera facing outwards. "Come on by, Cyraxx!" Marty hollers. Cyraxx becomes visible in the distance screaming. Marty gets up off his porch, and fixes the camera. Marty gets on the sidewalk, and Cyraxx charges. | |||
A guttural scream echoes throughout Akron. History is made. Marty annihilated the Goblin, and took his orange ring as a trophy. The 2,300 live viewers celebrate, as the video is uploaded to R/MusicBizMarty to become the top-rated post, before Cyraxx even gets home. Cyraxx, upon reaching his house, called the cops like how he usually does and makes a video featuring his battered face coping over losing the fight. The only thing he's able to celebrate, really, was that he was still alive after fighting someone more than a foot taller than him and double his weight. After the fight, Marty invited Cyraxx onto a call to talk, where Cyraxx shows up in ninja pajamas and claims that Marty almost killed him and talks about how he had a "death rattle" in his voice - whatever that means, and that Marty had no honor despite the fact that Cyraxx charged him without warning. | |||
Cyraxx, despite losing horribly, would go on to make a horrible diss track on Marty and even claimed that Marty had lost the fight. He still claims that he won that fight. | |||
== Post-Fight Exile == | == Post-Fight Exile == | ||
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This plan ultimately concretized on March 21st 2025. It is implied that a buddy-troll convinced Cyraxx that the malwares on his gaming PC were in the BIOS, and then walked Cyraxx through the process of flashing it. Flashing the BIOS means updating or reprogramming the motherboard's firmware, usually with clean installation files to fix bugs. This is a procedure which is generally not recommended, as incorrectly flashing the BIOS can cause permanent damage to the motherboard. The buddy-troll then presumably provided Cyraxx with a malicious file, likely claiming it to be an "antivirus", and instructed Cyraxx to flash it onto the motherboard. As expected, Cyraxx fell [[Intelligence|hook, line and sinker for this rudimentary ruse]], and completely bricked his PC's motherboard, rendering it useless and destroying his last device allowing him to [[Gaming|game]] and make [[music]]. | This plan ultimately concretized on March 21st 2025. It is implied that a buddy-troll convinced Cyraxx that the malwares on his gaming PC were in the BIOS, and then walked Cyraxx through the process of flashing it. Flashing the BIOS means updating or reprogramming the motherboard's firmware, usually with clean installation files to fix bugs. This is a procedure which is generally not recommended, as incorrectly flashing the BIOS can cause permanent damage to the motherboard. The buddy-troll then presumably provided Cyraxx with a malicious file, likely claiming it to be an "antivirus", and instructed Cyraxx to flash it onto the motherboard. As expected, Cyraxx fell [[Intelligence|hook, line and sinker for this rudimentary ruse]], and completely bricked his PC's motherboard, rendering it useless and destroying his last device allowing him to [[Gaming|game]] and make [[music]]. | ||
== | === Post-Brickening === | ||
Without no modern gaming system or PC to play video games or create his "music", Cyraxx's mood took a noticeable dip, as he would frequently take it to Facebook to cry and whine about not having a gaming PC or Xbox, and copiously begged for money (sometimes for very low amounts like $12) or for someone to send him new electronics. Sadly for him, William and N-Word Boi thought ahead and mass-flagged Cyraxx's address on Amazon, preventing him from recieving deliveries to his doorstep. The also claimed that they redirected several packages destined for Chance, namely a gaming laptop and a new Xbox (although this could very likely be a setup to chagrin Cyraxx further). | Without no modern gaming system or PC to play video games or create his "music", Cyraxx's mood took a noticeable dip, as he would frequently take it to Facebook to cry and whine about not having a gaming PC or Xbox, and copiously begged for money (sometimes for very low amounts like $12) or for someone to send him new electronics. Sadly for him, William and N-Word Boi thought ahead and mass-flagged Cyraxx's address on Amazon, preventing him from recieving deliveries to his doorstep. The also claimed that they redirected several packages destined for Chance, namely a gaming laptop and a new Xbox (although this could very likely be a setup to chagrin Cyraxx further). | ||