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{{Citations}}{{Images}}{{Infobox|name=Chance James Finley Wilkins|Knownas=Cyraxx, Chase|image=Raxxracer.png|imageDesc=[[Racing|Driftin' the day away]]|DOB=September 20, 1990|Gender=Male|HeightnWeight= | {{Citations}}{{Images}}{{Infobox|name=Chance James Finley Wilkins|Knownas=Cyraxx, Chase|image=Raxxracer.png|imageDesc=[[Racing|Driftin' the day away]]|DOB=September 20, 1990|Gender=Male|HeightnWeight=5'2", ~130 lbs|Nationality=American|Parents=[[Connie Lobdell]], [[Ruple Smith]]|Occupation=NEET}}'''Chance James Finley Wilkins''' (born '''Patrick Smith''', 20 September 1990) is a {{Age|1990-9-20}}year old [[Mental Health|mentally ill]] and [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] Lolcow and Horrorcow who has gained both notoriety and infamy for his freak-outs, escapades, and [[Controversy|absurd behavior]]. Chance is better known by his alias '''Cyraxx''', but is also known by many other names, such as '''DJ ShadowBlayde''', '''Psyraxx''', '''DJ Otaku''', the '''43''', and by [[Aliases|many other aliases]] either made up by him, stolen from other people, or given to him by his followers. Cyraxx is a man of many passions, having dabbled in [[art]], [[Racing|e-racing]], [[music]], [[writing]], [[dancing]], [[sports]], [[anime]], [[film-making]], [[video games]], and content creation. Unfortunately for Cyraxx though, he has never seen any success or talent in any of these fields, and anything of any merit that he has ever produced in these fields have been either [[Lying|stolen from more talented people]] or cheated. This, alongside his anger-issues and inability to change, has caused him to be a perpetual target of online trolling. | ||
In late 2019, Cyraxx gained notoriety online following an incident involving a woman named [[Candall Smith]], whom he had harassed into faking her suicide, leading to backlash from the [[Juggalos|Juggalo community]], of which both were a part of. This incident caused Cyraxx to become a target of ridicule within the community, and caused him to get kicked out of it. Around this time, [[MusicBizMarty]] discovered Cyraxx and began organizing trolling campaigns against him, ultimately becoming Cyraxx’s most persistent enemy. | In late 2019, Cyraxx gained notoriety online following an incident involving a woman named [[Candall Smith]], whom he had harassed into faking her suicide, leading to backlash from the [[Juggalos|Juggalo community]], of which both were a part of. This incident caused Cyraxx to become a target of ridicule within the community, and caused him to get kicked out of it. Around this time, [[MusicBizMarty]] discovered Cyraxx and began organizing trolling campaigns against him, ultimately becoming Cyraxx’s most persistent enemy. | ||
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* Infamous dance video | * Infamous dance video | ||
* Dark Star Films | * Dark Star Films | ||
* Cyraxx shrunk from 5'3" to 5'2" | |||
** I don't see why he would lie about this, very unlikely to be 4'8" | |||
=== Candall Smith === | === Candall Smith === | ||
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== Golden Age Trolling == | == Golden Age Trolling == | ||
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Starting around 2021 is when Cyraxx started to enter mainstream Lolcow-dom, beginning to have freakouts and enter into sagas on par with the popular Lolcows of the time like Chris Chan and Daniel Larson. | Starting around 2021 is when Cyraxx started to enter mainstream Lolcow-dom, beginning to have freakouts and enter into sagas on par with the popular Lolcows of the time like Chris Chan and Daniel Larson. | ||
=== Stylus Incident === | === Stylus Incident === | ||
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=== Apple Watch === | === Apple Watch === | ||
<small>See [[Apple Watch]]</small> | |||
Cyraxx would begin to start having tech-related issues at the end of 2022 and the start of 2023. This would start with the Watch Saga, when he hopped onto Marty's panel brandishing what he claimed to be an Apple Watch, saying it was worth more than Marty's entire house and that he bought it himself. It turned out to be a cheap HW67 watch gifted to him by Sally for an early Christmas, and eventually it was taken away from him after Marty told Akron PD that he suspected that Cyraxx had CP on the watch. | |||
==== 339 Review Bombing ==== | ==== 339 Review Bombing ==== | ||
339 would also start getting reviewed on Google Maps, as trolls and weens started registering 339 as a business. They named it multiple things, such as Skull Scratcher Barrow and Skull Scratcher Incorporated, until Google stepped in and entirely shut down reviews to 339. | |||
=== Xbox === | === Xbox === | ||
<small>See [[Device Bricking]]</small> | |||
Cyraxx managed to get his Xbox bricked by trolls after [[Liquid Chris]] and [[MF Goon|MF GOON]] sent him a USB killer under the pretext it was to jailbreak his Xbox after discovering that he talked to kids on Fortnite when playing Xbox. Cyraxx raged extremely hard at MF Goon over this, the hardest he had in a while, even slamming his desk and breaking something. After many days of lamenting, Marty would pretend to send Cyraxx another Xbox and would intercept and return the package to himself, prompting Chance to have a meltdown, him accusing Marty of committing a federal crime, even [[Lying|threatening Marty with a hammer claiming to have Viking blood]]. Leading up to this situation, Marty and the trolls were constantly prodding Chance to dance with him, and finally managed to get Cyraxx to dance to "Debbie Deb - Lookout Weekend", "Stacy Q - Two of Hearts" and "Aqua - Barbie Girl" for over 40 minutes to receive an Xbox that Marty would, eventually, not send. He would dance again for one, but Sally would intervene and eventually scam a Norwegian man out of an Xbox. | |||
=== Drift King War === | === Drift King War === | ||
<small>See [[Racing]]</small> | |||
Cyraxx has always had an interest in racing, even going as far as to mooch a racing steering wheel off of Sally. He is, of course, awful at racing, not even having a driver's permit at 30 while remaining in complete denial about his lack of talent, which led to Marty challenging him to a race. At first, Cyraxx didn't show up and used the train derailment in Palestine, Ohio as an excuse as he was in fear of Ohio "becoming Chernobyl." After a bunch of arguing, Chance finally agreed to race Marty on Need for Speed the following day. Chance makes a deal, if Marty wins Chance will delete his channel but if Chance wins Marty deletes his channel and leave YouTube, with the winner also being dubbed the "Drift King". | |||
Cyraxx ended up skipping out on the race, and Marty instead recorded himself racing and compared it to footage of Chance racing, and of course, Marty won. Cyraxx didn't acknowledge this at all and continued to deny it, but eventually Chance reluctantly acknowledged Marty as the true Drift King after forfeiting the race. Cyraxx moves onto Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle, and Marty then beats Cyraxx in JJBA and declares himself as the "Jojo King". | |||
But then, an unexpected turn happens. Cyraxx hops onto panel and says that he will race Marty. They hop onto a race... and Cyraxx wins. Of course, that's not where it ends, as Marty instantly exposes the fact that Cyraxx cheated due to Cyraxx driving perfectly in the race when, in contrast, he crashes multiple times each race and has never won a race ever, in his 6 years of playing Need for Speed according to his publically available stats. Cyraxx can also be seen looking away during the race multiple times, and can be seen holding his controller one-handed while his car expertly maneuvers itself, and so Marty makes the obvious conclusion that Chance used assisted steering despite being specifically instructed that it was against the rules. The goblin still denies that he cheated and still dubs himself the Drift King to this day. | |||
=== The Fight === | === The Fight === | ||