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=== Third time's the charm === | === Third time's the charm === | ||
In December 2025, Cyraxx recieved a $700 donation from a buddy-troll, which he promptly used to purchase himself a brand new Xbox Series S. However, this console only lasted a week before it too fell prey to Cyraxx's stupidity and greed. This time, the booby-trapped device was a steering wheel controller sent to him by another | In December 2025, Cyraxx recieved a $700 donation from a buddy-troll, which he promptly used to purchase himself a brand new Xbox Series S. However, this console only lasted a week before it too fell prey to Cyraxx's stupidity and greed. This time, the booby-trapped device was a steering wheel controller sent to him by another catfish, Cassandra. Believing that William Gloryhole intercepted the package to plant the killstick, Cyraxx went completely off the deep end by threatening trolls to round up vigilante groups and destroy their lives. | ||
The bricking of the Xbox was captured on video during a call with Cassandra, [https://rumble.com/v74kh34-cyraxx-12302025-chance-bricks-his-4th-xbox-right-in-front-of-cassandra..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a the recording of which was uploaded In January 2026]. After his Xbox goes MIA, Cassandra starts shedding crocodile tears pretending to be devastated that she won't be able to watch Cyraxxv drift around on Forza. Cyraxx attempts to reassure her in an extremely unsettling manner, physically kissing and hugging the webcam as if he could reach Cassandra through the objective. After this, he runs downstairs to whine at [[Sally]] about losing his Xbox again, to which she undoubtedly reacted with exasperation, but some relief that she was not the one who paid for it this time. | |||
Of note, during the unboxing, Cyraxx brandishes a box cutter bragging about how [[Heather K]] forgot it behind when she moved out of 339 Lloyd Street, displaying an odd amount of pride in eventually offering this menial tool to Cassandra. | |||
== PC bricking == | == PC bricking == | ||