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 	THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
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-{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 137}}
+{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 146}}
    | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
    | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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    | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
    | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
+  | 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
+  | 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
+  | 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
+  | 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
+  | 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
+  | 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
+  | 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
+  | 144 = I got closterfobia
+  | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
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