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Decided to add some quotes for the first time in a 1 year. Hope I don't break the whole thing...
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(Decided to add some quotes for the first time in a 1 year. Hope I don't break the whole thing...)
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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
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-->{{Quote|align=center|
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 146}}
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 148}}
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 144 = I got closterfobia
   | 144 = I got closterfobia
   | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
   | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
  | 146 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=Ugkxub-RtK8phXaQdG-H3KcSGXmXSWxk28x8 I'm about to get drunk tonight]
  | 147 = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQD2h4-5DteNbgocGSjL7tw/community?lb=UgkxKKYUZ89rUrfmtfYEJBuNuL0hF-4c-DvI I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus]
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