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(Created page with "{{SpecialMessage|Message=This article is a work in progress.}} The '''Chuck E. Cheese Incident''' occurred on an unknown date in 2023 (probably sometime in early February), when Daniel was kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Lancaster, California. Only an audio recording of this incident exists, but according to the person who recorded it, the restaurant's staff expressed concern over Daniel being on his phone (some speculated he may...")
 
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The '''Chuck E. Cheese Incident''' occurred on an unknown date in [[2023]] (probably sometime in early [[February 2023|February]]), when [[Daniel]] was kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Lancaster, California. Only an audio recording of this incident exists, but according to the person who recorded it, the restaurant's staff expressed concern over Daniel being on his phone (some speculated he may have been [[Pedophilia|recording the kids at the place]], though this can't be confirmed), and just him in general being a grown man loitering a place meant for children. In typical Daniel fashion, he refused to leave, and repeatedly stayed put while claiming he would leave. He threatened to give the establishment a one-star review as soon as he could, which he eventually did.
The '''Chuck E. Cheese Incident''' occurred on an unknown date in [[2023]] (probably sometime in early [[February 2023|February]]), when [[Daniel]] was kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Lancaster, California. Only an audio recording of this incident exists, but according to the person who recorded it, the restaurant's staff expressed concern over Daniel being on his phone (some speculated he may have been [[Pedophilia|recording the kids at the place]], though this can't be confirmed), and just him in general being a grown man loitering a place meant for children. In typical Daniel fashion, he refused to leave, and repeatedly stayed put while claiming he would leave. He threatened to give the establishment a one-star review as soon as he could, which he eventually did.
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== Transcript ==
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{{blue|'''Employee:''' [unintelligible, starts mid-sentence], and I need you to leave now, or I'm calling the police.}}
{{green|'''Daniel:''' You don't need to threaten me, okay?}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''' I'm not threatening you, but I need you to leave.}}
{{green|Daniel: [interrupts her] Yes!}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: They asked you to leave already, how many times did they ask you to leave already?}}
{{green|Daniel: Once!}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: You nee-, you need to leave.}}
{{green|Daniel: Once.}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: Right this second.}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: I need you to leave right this second--}}
{{green|Daniel: I just said I would! Then you're getting on the phone. Wow!}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: I need you to leave right this second.}}
{{green|Daniel: Uh... and, what--what the fuck have I done?}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: I need you to leave. This is a place for family and for children, you're not here with a child, [inaudible].}}
{{green|Daniel: [talks over] And you're not, you're, you're--okay, you're not giving me time to even get my stuff!}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: I don't see you charging/the credit.}}
{{green|Daniel:}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee:}}
{{green|Daniel: Okay, thank you! I'm gonna give this place a one-star review, what's the name?}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: Perfect! [says her name]}}
{{green|Daniel: Thank you!}}
{{blue|'''Employee:''Employee: You're welcome.}}
{{green|Daniel: [talks to the recorder] Did you get that? You got it on recording? Awesome.}}
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Revision as of 20:41, 7 September 2025

The Chuck E. Cheese Incident occurred on an unknown date in 2023 (probably sometime in early February), when Daniel was kicked out of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Lancaster, California. Only an audio recording of this incident exists, but according to the person who recorded it, the restaurant's staff expressed concern over Daniel being on his phone (some speculated he may have been recording the kids at the place, though this can't be confirmed), and just him in general being a grown man loitering a place meant for children. In typical Daniel fashion, he refused to leave, and repeatedly stayed put while claiming he would leave. He threatened to give the establishment a one-star review as soon as he could, which he eventually did.

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Employee: [unintelligible, starts mid-sentence], and I need you to leave now, or I'm calling the police.

Daniel: You don't need to threaten me, okay?

Employee: I'm not threatening you, but I need you to leave.

Daniel: [interrupts her] Yes! 'Employee:Employee: They asked you to leave already, how many times did they ask you to leave already? Daniel: Once! 'Employee:Employee: You nee-, you need to leave. Daniel: Once. 'Employee:Employee: Right this second.

'Employee:Employee: I need you to leave right this second-- Daniel: I just said I would! Then you're getting on the phone. Wow! 'Employee:Employee: I need you to leave right this second. Daniel: Uh... and, what--what the fuck have I done? 'Employee:Employee: I need you to leave. This is a place for family and for children, you're not here with a child, [inaudible]. Daniel: [talks over] And you're not, you're, you're--okay, you're not giving me time to even get my stuff! 'Employee:Employee: I don't see you charging/the credit. Daniel: 'Employee:Employee: Daniel: Okay, thank you! I'm gonna give this place a one-star review, what's the name? 'Employee:Employee: Perfect! [says her name] Daniel: Thank you! 'Employee:Employee: You're welcome. Daniel: [talks to the recorder] Did you get that? You got it on recording? Awesome.