Fart Spray Incident

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Daniel's photo of his assailant. Got any more of them pixels?

On January 25th, 2024, Daniel was doused with an entire bottle of fart spray by a troll while at the Aurora Mall in Denver, Colorado.

According to Daniel's TikTok posts, he had spent most of the day at the mall, often loitering without making purchases. Around 5:30 PM MST, Daniel was followed by trolls and was allegedly cornered in what is believed to have been a Macy’s department store, where an entire bottle of fart spray was poured on him.

Due to the similarity and timing of the incident, some have speculated that this incident may have been inspired by the MTN Dew Incident earlier that same month.

The Incident

A troll assaulting Daniel Larson
Transcript

[Troll zooms in on Daniel from a distance]

[Video cuts to troll quickly approaching Daniel]

Troll: ... For like a video

Daniel: No.

[Daniel begins to walk away]

Troll: Wait, just try it-

[Troll pours full fart spray bottle onto Daniel as Daniel attempts to dodge, but runs into a clothing rack]

[Camera tilts to the floor and the troll runs away as Daniel audibly attempts to retaliate]

Daniel: Bitch!

[Troll chuckles while jogging away]

[Troll comes back, recording Daniel]

Daniel: I'm gonna get that fucking guy murdered!

[The troll recording walking slowly as Daniel passes by recording the troll then walking away, Daniel then hits his head multiple times]

[Daniel begins to approach the troll, but Daniel instead pushes over a stationary clothing rack, to where it slams on the floor]

Troll: Dudes freaking out.. Holy shit! Ay! Somebody get security, this guys freaking out.

Daniel: I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU FOR ASSAULTING ME!

Troll: Hey! This guys freaking out, somebody get security- he's knocking shit over!

Daniel: I WILL GET SECURITY ON YOU FUCKED WITH ME BITCH-

Troll: Hey back up! What the fuck you talking about? You re****.

Daniel: YOU FILMED IT! I DONT FUCKING CARE. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, I WILL GET SECURITY HERE.

Troll: That's great!

Daniel: FUCKING MURDERER.

Troll: What the fu-

[Audible slamming in background, and another persons voice inaudible]

[Troll talking to somebody]

I think thi- I think- Bro you better get someone, this guy was like freaking out on me. I was following him and he's freaking out on me.

[Another person responds to the troll, and video cuts to Daniel on an escalator]

[Daniel going down an escalator while Daniel is filming the troll.]

[The troll gives the middle finger towards Daniel]

Troll: You better back up Daniel...

[Daniel walking away ignoring the troll.]

[Troll approaching a staff behind a jewelry counter.]

Troll: This fucking- homeless re**** is harassing me bro, get him away from me.

Daniel: I-

[Daniel is on the opposite end of the jewelry booth from the troll, while a staff is inside of the booth.]

Staff: I don't have time for this. Do I look like I have time for this?

Daniel: The security knows me.

Troll: Shut the fuck up, and leave the mall you piece of shit re****.

[Staff interrupts the troll]

Staff: You sound like you should just mind your business-

[Video ends]

As seen in the video, a troll approaches Daniel and pours fart spray onto him. During the video, Daniel has a meltdown, attempting to retaliate multiple times, and at one point, hitting his head. He then pushes over a stationary clothing rack, slamming onto the floor, while the troll continues to persist and harass him. Following the incident, Daniel claims that it was perfume poured on him, then alleges it was a cup of urine, however it is extremely likely that it is not the latter.[1]

During the encounter, Daniel uploads a TikTok, exclaiming about how he'd been allegedly "attacked" [2] Daniel is visibly panting with the liquid covering him.

Daniel with fart spray covering his face

At the end of the video, Daniel is seen on an escalator while staff a staff member begins to intervene, telling the troll to "mind his business" and that she "doesn't have time for this".

Shortly after, Daniel uploaded a photo of a male (the troll) with what appears to be short hair, and in all black. The troll's full appearance is unclear due to the photo's poor resolution.[3] Daniel then states he was attacked by a troll from CU University. [4] Daniel claims that he had "curly hair". [5]

Post Incident

Daniel uploaded multiple TikToks, such as them being Daniel stating that Bob refused to help his "security team" and the VanderWaal family, before allegedly claiming that Bob faked his cancer diagnosis.[6] He then claims that he had a bottle of perfume thrown at him. [7] Daniel then makes another post saying that it was a "cup of pee" thrown at him, which was likely the smell of the fart spray. [8]

A while later, there appears to be two police officers, which may also be security.

Daniel recording security

Daniel says that mall security and police "got the guy" that assaulted him, and they're looking for him, though the validity of this is unconfirmed. [9]

References