Cassandra

Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The longest part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra.

Trolling

In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel was rigged with a killstick, causing Cyraxx to brick a fourth Xbox. Feigning shock, Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx that the package was intercepted by William Gloryhole to plant the killstick into her totally sincere gift.

On December 31st 2025, Cassandra became instrumental in an elaborate prank involving arranging a fake date at the local mall, then telling Cyraxx that the trolls kidnapped Cassandra before he arrived. This resulted in Cyraxx becoming stranded at the mall and then blowing up his struggle into a harrowing life-or-death trial.

In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”).

A few days after the Mall Incident, Cassandra successfully fooled Cyraxx again by telling him the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night.

Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. The reason this time was that Cyraxx was caught attempting to play on both sides of the fence by talking behind Cassandra's back to his buddy-troll Discord group. Cyraxx was at this point likely keeping Cassandra around hoping to get more gifts from her, and to have consersational company to show his penis to. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason.

The Cassandra Files

On January 25th 2026, William Gloryhole, Southern Harlot and Cassandra convened on a livestream where Cassandra shared recordings of her interactions with Cyraxx:

On February 4th, Cassandra was interviewed by the YouTuber AntiMatterMorty, where she expanded about her time spent with Cyraxx.

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Highlights

• When Cassandra first contacted Cyraxx, it took only five minutes for him to ask her if she wanted to be his girlfriend.
• Cyraxx was impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for hours every day and even watching her sleep over live video. Cassandra described her sessions with Cyraxx as being extremely exhausting, and that she frequently had to pretend falling asleep to hang up as he would refuse to let her go. While she was at work, Cyraxx constantly blew up her phone with texts or asked question such as when could he call to wake her up on her next day off.
  • Furthermore, Cyraxx would talk about nothing but himself or whine about the trolls.
• Cassandra did not shy away from being blunt with Cyraxx from time to time, rebuking his delusions or calling out his behavior. For instance, she'd tell Cyraxx that he had no actual fans, but due to his narcissism, this completely went over his head and still insisted that he had fans all around the world.
• Cyraxx talks about a song which he discovered while watching a Disney Channel sitcom around 5 years prior, which to him was a "really long time ago". When Cassandra points out that Cyraxx was 30 years old at that time, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment of watching a TV show aimed at adolescents by saying that he was "young" back then. It should also be noted that the show in question features a 14 year-old girl as its main character.
• Cyraxx shows Cassandra a quite expensive-looking photo camera and brags about finding it while "cleaning an old guy's house" with Sally and Ed. Given that Ed previously mentionned that Cyraxx had a habit of stealing items from clients' properties when Sally was taking him on her job as a house cleaner, there is a good chance that this photo camera was one of those stolen items.
• When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx runs downstairs with his laptop to let Sally know about the incoming package. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him.
• Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark dances, the first since MusicBizMarty's passing.
• Cyraxx would sometimes talk to Cassandra while jerking off on camera with his junk in full sight, seemingly thinking that she would find it alluring. In the clip shown on William's livestream, the conversation revolved around getting children, which was extremely disturbing considering Cyraxx's reputation as a predator.
• Cyraxx would send photos of his penis dated from 5 years ago. When Cassandra called him out on this, Cyraxx insisted that "it still looks good and it still works".
• Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs and Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, Dale Lynne, was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx's vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. Regardless of who or what brought the bedbugs in however, it is evident that Cyraxx has only made it worst with his abyssal hygiene and neglect.
• Cyraxx was the first one to bring up the delusion about the white van in which Cassandra was supposedly kidnapped. Slightly bemuzed, Cassandra played along and even added her own details to his delusion, and Cyraxx gobled everything up. This suggests that Cyraxx may know deep down that he's just spewing lies, and that all he wanted was for someone to unconditionally entertain his delusion so that he can better preserve his delusion world.