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[[File:AkronPD.jpg|thumb|424x424px|EVIL!]]
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[[File:Abovethalaw.png|thumb|What Cyraxx thinks he is]]
[[File:Abovethalaw.png|thumb|What Cyraxx thinks he is]]
The '''Akron Police Department''' is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The Akron PD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over ''100 times'', resulting in the police knowing him by name and becoming aware of his lolcow-dom and infamy.  
The '''Akron Police Department''' is the police department that has jurisdiction over [[Cyraxx]] and his [[family]]. The APD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the [[trolls]], and [[Sally Arntzen|Sally]] as they have called them over to [[339]] over ''100 times'', resulting in the police knowing him by name and being fully aware of his infamy, as well as the many crimes he has committed.  


Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the Akron PD has never once arrested Cyraxx or even warned him for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx's Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]] on multiple occasions, [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]].
Despite having the power to stop a [[Paraphilia|known pedophile]], the APD has never once taken action against Cyraxx for sexting minors, threatening people with [[Cyraxx's Hammer|hammers]] and [[Gun Incident|guns]], [[Stylus Incident|threatening to end his own life]], calling the police hundreds of times for no reason, and [[Romance|assaulting his ex-girlfriends]]. Cyraxx is classified as a "43," APD code for a mentally disturbed individual; this is both where the [[Cyraxx's aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.  


The reason why they let him off is most likely because of his disability; he is classified as a "43" (APD code for a mentally disturbed individual). This is both where the [[Cyraxx's aliases|nickname]] comes from, and probably why Cyraxx hasn't been punished at all.
== Cyraxx and The Law ==
To understand Cyraxx's attitude toward the Akron Police Department, it's necessary to go over his understanding of the law and the American justice system.  


== Cyraxx and the law ==
To no surprise, Cyraxx's understanding of the law is conveniently self-serving and very dangerous. Despite his well-documented of committing multiple [[Kansas Incident|crimes]] [[Arrest Saga|himself]], Cyraxx believes that he is capable of bending the law to his whims and treats the police as some sort of personal militia, no doubt inspired by how he gets his way with Sally and Ed. He feels entitled to the full power of law enforcement, and that it is the obligation of the APD, regardless of jurisdiction restrictions or resources, to go after every single troll that Cyraxx paints for them. Of course, a much simpler solution to Cyraxx's issues would be to simply get off the Internet and lay low until the trolling dies down, but that would require admitting that he is, in fact, the source of most of his problems and has responsibility over himself, which is simply not an option.  
To understand Cyraxx's stance regarding the Akron Police Department, it is necessary to go over his understanding of the law and the American justice system. To no surprise, Cyraxx's understanding of the law is conveniently self-serving, or very dangerous at worst. Despite his well-documented history of extremely [[Arrest Saga|violent]] and [[Bigotry|bigoted]] [[Rage|outbursts]] as well as having comitted multiple [[Kansas Incident|crimes]] [[Arrest Saga|himself]], some [[Double Whammy|peculiarly]] [[Double Whammy|depraved]], Cyraxx believes that he is capable of bending the law to his whims and treats the police as some sort of personal militia, no doubt inspired by how he gets his way with Sally and Ed. He feels entitled to the full power of law enforcement, and that it is the obligation of the APD, regardless of jurisdiction restrictions or resources, to go after every single troll that Cyraxx paints for them. Of course, a much simpler solution to Cyraxx's issues would be to simply get off the Internet and lay low until the trolling dies down, but that would require admitting that he is, in fact, the source of most of his problems and has responsibility over himself, which is simply not an option.  


When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired<ref>https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4</ref>, suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him<ref>https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054</ref>. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.  
When he cannot get his way with the police, Cyraxx will turn around and blame the justice system and the APD for everything bad in his life, snapping at them and making threats such as having one of their officers fired<ref>https://rumble.com/embed/v50ckhf/?pub=4</ref>, suing the police department and DA if they attempt to arrest him<ref>https://rumble.com/v52z156-cyraxx-live-on-xtwitter.why-i-cant-be-arrested-for-my-actions-against-music.html?start=1054</ref>. These colorful threats are quite foolish to be saying on the internet, especially when there are hundreds if not thousands of [[Trolls|scrutinizing eyes]] on you. Thankfully for Cyraxx, the Akron Police Department percieves him as nothing more than an impotent raving lunatic, and thus do not take his threats as seriously as they likely would with a cognizant, functioning individual.  

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